#/ they are so funny and silly and goofy to me

[m00nkissedlover]

・｡Hey Siri! 📱

You've ordered: butterscotch ice cream! enjoy!

"But maybe that's the way I feel."

modern au! Sirius Black x reader | word count: 515 words

Summary: your boyfriend is jealous...of your smartphone? 📱

Warnings: none!

Note: very short, silly little drabble i came up with! idk, personally, i thought it was a funny idea.

"Hey Siri, tell me where the nearest coffee shop is."

'The nearest coffee shop is Muggle Brew Bakery and Cafe, 1.5 miles away. Would you like for me to place an order?' your smartphone answered in a timely manner.

"Great! Yes, go ah-!"

"Babe, the nearest coffee shop is Muggle Brew! Want me to order something for you?" your boyfriend, Sirius yelled from the next room.

You had to stifle a laugh, poking your head into your shared bedroom. This often happened since your nickname for him just so happened to be Siri.

"Thanks, Siri already told me." you said, holding up your phone.

"Oh. Of course, a thousand thank you's Siri for helping my girlfriend." Sirius responded in the most sarcastic tone ever.

You rolled your eyes playfully and poked him in his side, getting into bed to cuddle with him.

---

"Hey Siri, what time is it?" You asked as you scribbled something down in your planner.

'The current time is-'

"3:55! It's 3:55 pm, babe." Sirius exclaimed as he slid into the dining room.

You set your pencil down and stared at him for a moment, an endearing smile forming on your lips.

"Did you come all the way here just to beat Siri?"

"What? Pssh! No, that's ridiculous." Sirius said, and as you turned back to your planner, you swore from the corner of your eyes you could see him stick his tongue out at your phone.

You shook your head, laughing to yourself at your boyfriend's adorable behavior.

---

"Siri, can you get me some chips?" you asked as you lounged on the couch.

'Here's what I f-'

"Not you, Siri! Sirius! Siriiii!" You called out, getting up from the couch and going into your room, where Sirius was scrolling through his phone mindlessly.

"Sirius, you didn't hear me calling you? I wanted a bag of chips."

"Why don't you ask Siri to get them for you?"

"Sirius, are you serious right now?"

"Yeah. Go get your phone and ask Siri to get you chips. I'm sure she'll get some delivered or something." he grumbled.

You narrowed your eyes at him before lunging forward and flopping on top of him. A surprised "Oof!" left Sirius as the wind was knocked out of him.

"What the-?"

"1) Siri doesn't have legs to get me chips. 2) Siri is also your nickname. 3) I'm sorry for making you feel like I don't need your help. I'll always need your help and vise versa."

Sirius's stern stare faded immediately as you cupped his face in your hands and kissed his forehead. He hummed, nodding his head, a goofy grin now plastered onto his lips.

"It's okay. I was just messing with you, sweetheart. Some stupid smartphone assistant could never replace the all knowing Sirius." he said, a cocky grin on his face.

"Hey Siri-!" Sirius cut you off by grabbing you in a big bear hug, rolling over to pin you beneath him.

You laughed, leaning up and pressing a soft kiss to his cheek.

"I guess I won't be needing Siri anymore." 📱

© m00nkissedlover, 2025

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[bisexualfbiagents]

THE X FILES | Sanguinarium (4.06)

[thelemonsnek]

Been thinking a lot about the malevolent au and particularly how it would effect Ingo's day to day life back in Unova :>

[image id: a digitally drawn sketch page, featuring primarily Ingo, Emmet, and Giratina (who is named Fox). In the first drawing, Ingo and Emmet enthusiastically handshake with each other, labelled "Emmet (autistic)" "Ingo (blind)" "not making eye contact". Neither of them is looking directly at the other. Beneath this is a drawing of Ingo tripping and eating shit, with Fox failing to warn him in time. Next to this is a three panel comic. Fox reacts to a joltik sitting on a table in front of them, with Ingo responding in unknowing terror at this supposed threat, until Fox finally reveals that it is just a tiny cute joltik. Ingo is unimpressed. Finally is a drawing of Emmet and Drayden. Drayden asks Emmet outraged, "how could you POSSIBLY not notice your brother is blind." Emmet gestures back at Ingo, yelling "HE IS LITERALLY READING RIGHT NOW". Ingo is sat in an armchair with a book in his lap, Fox leaning over his shoulder to read the book to him. End id]

[mblue-art]

once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)

[mintypsii]

bye they're so stupid

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Just because...

[techutones]

I had to take my phone to the phone shop so I handed my phone to him and I forgot my wallpaper was Deadpool and Wolverine kissing and I didn't know what to do because he looked up at me and then looked back down at the phone so I said "ignore my wallpaper please"

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.

[sysig]

my 2nd request !! The skeleton brothers wearing matching pajamas :D

Day 13 - The Friendship Brothers

[staiyn]

remembered that I still got this

meet the pookie

[dragonfruitflamb3]

Hey, hey do- do you wanna see Loop in the backrooms a variety of colors?

Oh man I sure hope you said yes :P

(Loop is from In Stars and Time by @insertdisc5 I highly recommend the game!!!)

[wifiwuxians]

Pop Team Epic x MDZS

a small thing that came to me in a flash, done in a flash >:) i wish i could redraw the scene frame by frame, but my brain demands things be done immediately. still, i hope it makes someone chuckle at least! 💖

[skyblueartt]

Me: Imagine William Afton’s drunk driving ass driving on the opposite side of the road because he’s British and drunk, and his stupid self gets pulled over and he pulls the “oi sorry bruv I’m bri’ish” card while slurring his words

My brother: LOL YEAH the first thing he’s gonna say to the police officer would be “I didn’t kill those kids” and the police officer being like “…WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?????”

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

what you have to keep in mind abt arthur being a dickhead and kind of losing it in s3 is that like. it was right after the prison pits. i'm not even talking about the emotional/mental impact here i'm talking purely abt the fact that the dude's physical body was shutting down for like 80 different unrelated reasons the whole time.

he hasn't eaten in over a day or longer. he hasn't eaten anything besides raw meat and hasn't seen the sun and has been coasting juuuust at the edge of Organ Failure levels of dehydration for roughly Three Months. a significant amount of his blood is currently feeding wolves in the snow outside addison because of the neck wound and compound stab-through-skin fractures in his legs that he had to set by himself. also after the red right hand he's hungover or recovering from being poisoned or maybe both. of course he's having a mental breakdown. every single warning light is going off at the same time here. that's basically the only reasonable reaction.

[matryoshkalex]

this is my contribution to the tmnt fandom yall. this is it. my peak

i think this whole bus situation has made me lose the few marbles i had left

(meme refs under cut)