#/ but ill tell you about it when you WAKE BACK UP BESTIE

[smogflesh]

@heartcode asked : send  💬  for  an  angsty  starter . [ 𝚂𝙲 . ]

                𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒  𝐈𝐍  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄  𝐎𝐅  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌  𝐁𝐔𝐓  𝐈𝐒  𝐍𝐎𝐓  𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐃      because  she  is  meandering  about  the  residence  as  a  mere  spirit  ,    does  not  wish  to  be  seen  just    YET    .    no  ,    rather  she  is  studying  the  two  males  arguing  heatedly  in  the  hallway  .    jongho    &    who  eris  has  come  to  know  as  his  father  ,    who  at  this  moment  was  screaming  in  the  younger’s  face  ,    arms  flailing  about    &    the  veins  in  his  neck  bulging  out  with  the  efforts  .    he  only  comes  to  scream  about  the  same  old  thing  with  every  one  of  his  visits  ,    about  some  family  business  ,    how  jongho  should  just  take  responsibility    &    step  up  to  the  plate  .    claim  his    BIRTHRIGHT    ,    as  his  patriarch  had  put  it  .                    entity  stands  in  the  ether  ,    takes  in  the  way  that  her  usual  victim  just  stands  there  taking  whatever  his  father  dished  out  .    wonders  briefly  if  he  was  afraid  of  the  man  ,    if  he  feared  for  his  well  being  due  to  his  own  flesh    &    blood    ?    she  waits  them  out  ,    doesn’t  step  into  the  physical  plane  until  she  hears  the  door    SLAM    with  the  older  man’s  exit  .                    soundless  footsteps  carry  eris  throughout  the  apartment  ,    soon  finding  jongho  with  his  head  held  in  his  hands  .    remaining  silent  as  a  mouse  as  she  ventures  to  the  empty  spot  in  front  of  him  ,    crouching  down  until  her  face  is  right  next  to  his  .    ❛    are  you  afraid  of  him  ?    ❜    she  murmurs  ,    voice  just  a  notch  above  what  would  be  considered  a  whisper  but  still  not  much  to  disturb  the  eerie  stillness  his  father  had  left  in  his  wake  .    ❛    you  can  tell  me  .    ❜    although  ,    he  really    SHOULDN’T  .

[barb-l]

As a desperate lesbian who has been wanting a sapphic Wednesday portrayed for AAAAGES now, I still can't believe these things that the show gave me:

THE Wednesday Addams being shown jealous of a character that barely has any lines MULTIPLE times just because Enid mayyybe wants to choose said minor character as a roomie/bestie over her

BFFs Thing and Enid ganging up on Wednesday over her fashion sense and her pouting about it

Wednesday, who takes pride in her independence and relishes in isolation, admitting to have missed anyone is unthinkable. But she did! In her own way. Even if she was roundabout with her admittance, the fact that she got called out by both Thing and the goddamn villain shows how down bad she was during that fallout with Enid

"Thing said he missed you" and the way she visibly struggles against her nature to say "Skip the tape" with the tape symbolizing her breaking down her walls for Enid

something about Thornhill, who is played by an actress who also used to play Wednesday, telling this new Wednesday that she has to admit someday how much Enid has come to mean to her is just... ugh. Will never get over how much it adds so many layers to Wednesday's self-denial.

she held off all the insults in her bottomless vocabulary so she wouldn't completely offend Enid over the snood she made for her. She sugarcoated her words for Enid, which Wednesday NEVER does. In fact, it's the opposite of what she always does!

Enid VS Tyler bearing so much resemblance to that classic trope where the Love Interest saves the girl from the other Love Interest, even being a parallel to the fight between Gomez and Garret over Morticia

Enid lamented how she would never find a mate because she's not a real werewolf and would hence die alone, to which Wednesday remarks that it's a good thing in episode one. To emphasize Wednesday's apparent indifference to isolation, she is told that her nature as a raven means that she is fated to be alone like Enid feared for herself. In the finale, after Wednesday accepts that she doesn't want to be alone in the wake of her fallout with Enid, Enid finally wolfs out to save Wednesday. Enid made Wednesday realize that she doesn't actually like being alone, at least not when it meant she wouldn't have Enid by her side. In turn, Wednesday's life being threatened gave Enid the push to finally wolf out and, supposedly, now be given an opportunity to be eligible for a mate. I mean... I don't have high hopes, but the narrative is making it too easy to make it look like they were meant for each other

The heavy implication that Wednesday joined the Poe Cup because Bianca specifically said she wanted to make Enid cry over losing. The fact that she always deflected whenever Enid tried to confirm that Wednesday is doing it for her, but she never outright denied it!

"The mark you have left on me is indelible" and "I'll think of you" about Enid aksnnzzinsosnsj she gets sooooo sappy for herrrr

THE HUG. For people she's very very soft for, like her family, she only ever let THEM touch her. She's never show to start or reciprocate. SHE pulls Enid back into her. She holds Enid just as tightly, despite the injuries and despite Enid's pink coat. Enid toughens up for her but Wednesday is so vulnerable for her my god im so ill for them 💀

[hamiltonaf]

Hi bestie, can i request how lewis would help you when you have insomnia? Mine is really a pain in the ass this week, could use a distraction

Night Owl | Lewis Hamilton

Pairing: Lewis Hamilton x Female Reader

Word Count: 1.3K

Warnings: None

A/N: Hello loves ! Apologies for the delay in writing requests…I fell really ill over the week and was so out of writing :( but I’m back. Thanks anon for requesting, I hope you enjoy. Requests are still open .xx

Another night that I found it hard to sleep. It was like this for over a week because of stress and anxiety. I don’t even have anything to stress about, it’s just how my mind works when my brains thinks I have so much to do and I won’t complete everything I want to do in time.

It wasn’t that big of a deal to sleep at early hours of the morning all alone because I didn’t have Lewis with me so I’d wake up late. However, now that Lewis is around, I feel the need to sleep and wake up at a normal time so that we could do more things together as a couple since I hardly see him anyway.

Once in a while I’ll experience an adrenaline rush in the middle of the night and I’m so full of energy, I could literally eat a whole meal, probably even host my own fake concert and I still wouldn’t be tired till around 4 or 5am.

I joined Lewis and his family for the start of the summer break before Lewis was off on his boys trip. I was over the moon to see Lewis after a whole 2 weeks. Doesn’t seem that long but felt like a lifetime for me.

We spent the day with the family catching up and playing with Kaiden and Willow. We played countless rounds of Uno and spent most of our time out in the sun. Watching Lewis with kids and spending time with him had me thinking about him leaving on his boys trip soon - anxiety trigger because the thought of us being apart again soon.

I swear I’m not selfish… we video call everyday and I physically see him every weekend or every second weekend, but with our schedules clashing I can’t even spend time with him when I’m free because I’m working. Race weekends also fly by so quickly, before you know it, it’s already Sunday and I’m on a flight back home whilst he takes a flight to another race.

I just would’ve wanted to spend some more time with him during this summer break and it could make up for the lost time.

I didn’t even realise I was daydreaming until Lewis snapped his fingers in front of me. “We’re at the hotel… you’ve been so quiet for the past 15 minutes. Is everything okay ?” He asked softly. “Oh yeah. Uhm everything is fine… don’t worry” I faked a smile and exited the car. He followed behind me back to our room, it was quite evident to Lewis that I wasn’t my usual self. When we reached our room, he grabbed me by my hand and pulled me flush against his chest. “Are you sure you’re okay ? You seem off. Is something bothering you ?” He raised a brow.

“I’m fine really” I gave him a soft smile then pecked his cheek. Just as I was about to leave his grasp, he held me tighter. “Babe I can literally tell when you’re lying. You pull that fake smile on me when something is bother you” he pointed out. I immediately felt embarrassed. “What ? No” I scoffed and giggled. “And you do that as well” he said as he crossed his arms over his chest.

“Okay well I’m not in the mood to discuss it right now, maybe later” I trailed as I pecked his lips and walked over to the bathroom. I had a shower and to my surprise, Lewis had fallen off to sleep. I on the other hand was full of energy, but might as well try to sleep.

I got into bed and cuddled up close to him. In hopes I would fall off to sleep, unfortunately I was too restless and ended up turning from side to side. I know he’s a light sleeper and I felt bad at the thought of him waking up because of me. A whole hour of trying to sleep and I gave up. I jumped out of bed and went to our lounge to watch something to pass some time. About half and hour into the movie, I got a shock when I felt a hand on my shoulder.

The movie I was watching had me in a depresso mode where I was bawling my eyes out. “Oh my- love are you okay ?” He asked concerned. “Oh my god. Babe you scared me” I screamed as I placed a hand on my heart. “Didn’t mean to scare you, if anything, you scared me… why did you leave me alone in bed ?” He pouted as he jumped over the couch to sit right next to me. “I can’t sleep” I sighed. “No worries, I can help” he smiled. “Lew it’s not one of those nights where I randomly can’t sleep, I have insomnia. It’s much harder to sleep when you’re an insomniac” I pouted and laid my head on his shoulder. “Well what’s keeping my girl up ? You didn’t tell me earlier, I wanna hear it from you now because I’m concerned” he said as he turned to look at me.

“Okay don’t take this the wrong way. My brain overthinks the smallest of things, when normally I couldn’t care. We’ll blame it on some chemical reaction on my brain, maybe lack of serotonin I think-“ he cut me off. “Babe. You’re rambling. Calm down. Deep breaths and tell me straight up how you’re feeling” he smiled as he cupped my face. “Look, you know how much I love you and it hurts me how little we see each other. My mind for some odd reason isn’t its normal self because all my mind thinks about is how little time we actually spend together …” I said embarrassed. “Look I’m all for you going on your boys trip, but I had to be honest with what’s on my mind” I gave him a soft smile.

“Aww baby you’re so cute. You want me all to yourself ?” He smirked and raised a brow. “Low-key yes, but no” I said as I then slapped my forehead in embarrassment. “I’m so sorry that sounds so dumb” I covered my whole face with my hands. “Darling, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about” he said as he pulled my hands away from my face and caressed my cheek with his thumb. “I’m just glad you’re honest with me. Sorry babe for hurting you, why didn’t you tell me sooner ?” He cooed. “I thought it was stupid and I was just being dumb” I shrugged.

“Never. Your feelings are valid, always. Consider me all yours for the rest of the summer” he smiled as he pulled me in for a short kiss. “Wait, what ? Lew no ! You can’t not go on your boys trip” I argued. “This is not a debate love” he grinned. “But Lew, you can’t not-“ “End of discussion. Let’s go” he cut me off as he stood up and carried me in his arms towards our bedroom.

“Now I definitely won’t sleep, you’re making me feel awful as if I’m holding you back which I’m really not. My mind is just racing at the thought of how quickly time is going and how we’re barely together, this has nothing to do with your mates by the way because I think they’re all amazing. My brain is just not braining these past few days” I pouted as he laid me in bed and jumped in to cuddle me closer to him.

“Babe just don’t worry about it, that’s the least of my concerns right now” he said as he nuzzled his face into my neck. “Lew !” I groaned. “You need to sleep and I’m doing my best to help put an end to your insomnia” he smiled into my neck as he snaked an arm around my waist. He placed soft kisses along my shoulders before turning me around in his grasp. “I really love you” he smiled. “I really love you too Lew Lew” I felt my cheeks flush as he pulled my face closer and connected our lips.

I felt so at ease in his embrace knowing he’s right with me after quite a while of being apart. I guess all I needed was a goodnight kiss.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

the idea of a "not zombie plague" at the hotel.... what an effing comedy it could be...

thanks @sunsetcougar and @insert-funny-name-here69 for making me picture it XD

Vaggie comes back from Cannibal Town snuffling, no big deal, maybe it's all those feathered hats and fur stoles (sUSaN) or nice flowers or whatever. Vaggie goes to bed like normal, wakes up the next day GROANING, stiff and grumpy and shuffling around the hotel

Oh no!- Charlie the protective gf cries- what if there's some hellborn illness angels are weak towards??? It's time to physically carry Vaggie back to bed for rest (and keep doing that a few times until it sticks and she puts Razzle on guard at the door) (also print out and past their room's windows with pics of her own pleading pout so Vaggie won't try flying to freedom again) (and crashing again)

well this is kinda a weird and kinda funny for the rest of the hotel... until the Symptoms start to spread

sneezing is the first stage, the infection fun, a sign you've already got it, but everyone wants to blame Susan and Susan's specific perfectly matching (aka hostile harsh and annoying) choice of perfume lingering around the hotel, so they all (not vaggie) (vaggie thinks susan is The Coolest) just walk around sneezing and yelling "FUCK YOU SUSAN" afterwards instead of "bless you" or whatever

loss of appetite isn't that big a deal at first- between the guy with the drug addiction, his friend also with a drug addiction, an alcoholic, a tiny woman who can fill up on a single ritz cracker, a guy who eats rotting dear corpses, a pig who regularly gets his appetite spoiled with treats, an egg boi who doesn't know what he eats without his boss around to tell him, a goat demon stuffie hell bent on only consuming doughnuts, a demon princess too busy singing and scheming happiness plans to do things like SLEEp never mind EAT, her girlfriend who will care about stuff like hunger once everything else is taken care of and not a second before, an the KING of hell who hasn't even had an appetite for LIFE in ages.... no one notices the lack of eating going on at first, until it's Too Late

stiffness and aching of the joints has everyone complaining when it hits tho. Angel Dust is pissed it got in the way of his performance. Husk feels old again and gets grumpy when he gets called old man which makes him even MORE grumpy. Niffty enjoys it for 4 minutes until it throws off her rat kill rate. Alastor pretends to feel nothing but every time he moves there's a horrible CRACK from any and all bending joints and Cherri finds him stiffly stuck in a chair a least once. Cherri is the best off bc she mainly just feels like she got blown up and is used to it. Vaggie is having flash backs to the pain and weakness right after losing her first wings- Charlie wants to help but is hunched over so far she regularly rests her chin on Vaggie's head and doesn't have the energy to drag her back to bed. Lucifer is ACTUALLY hobbling around using his cane, snapping to false casualness whenever someone looks his way, secretly using a rubber duck as a stress ball. They grudgingly agree they can't blame this one on Susan (actually...) and migrate to the lobby as a group, trying to figure out what KIND of hell bug they've somehow caught.

Now is where the loss of appetite finally gets notices. Vaggie dragged out some food for the war council and NO ONE can stand even LOOKING at it. there are, however, at lot of OTHER looks going around....

Husk edges away from Angel, who's eying him even more hungrily than usual but without any of the sultriness. Niffty scuttling past gets his attention and makes his tail do the little pre-pound wiggle as he sinks his claws into the sofa to keep from FOR REAL pouncing. Cherri is staring at her bestie Angel Dust and gritting her many sharp teeth at the hallucination that he's limbs are actually full of drugs. Alastor's eye is twitching, the hotel gusts all having taken on the shape of deer carcasses from his point of view. Lucifer is fine until he looks over at Vaggie- he looks away instantly and shoves his ducky in his mouth to BITE, panics, yanks it free again, and when he looks down it's morphed into a stylized duck version of Vaggie with bite marks. Vaggie has gone dead quiet and is staring at her future father in law, clutching her spear, mentally roasting him over hellfire on a spit in her mind's eye.

Charlie sees all this happening like what is going ON guys, why are you all acting so... sooooo............Hm. Charlie wonders aloud if Razzle, Dazzle, and the Egg Boi have always had such a close resemblance to juicy little roast chickens?

Then Niffty bites Husk's tail and the hotel is overrun from the inside

it's not a ZOMBIE plague- it's CANNIBAL FLU- and now sinners are chasing sinners down the halls with knives and forks, Charlie is trying NOT to eat the little hellborn as they try and fail to nibble on her lanky limbs, and Vaggie and Lucifer-

there is a new hole in the hotel where Vaggie tackled her future dad in law through the roof and now anyone looking the hotel has great view of them both snarling, circling each other in the air, spitting out mouthfulls of feathers from successfully blocking each other's bites while failing to to grab any FLESH with their own

Thankfully Rosie had finally gotten wind of Vaggie leaving with a 'slight head cold' last time and waltzes over just in time to toss some of her best stock into the hotel, a fine selection of sinner, hellborn, and even some leftover angel steaks from the battle, smartly distracting the hotel crew from hunting and tearing into each other instead

One very upsetting but ENERGETIC meal later, the blankly traumatized (and blood spattered) hotel crew huddle in groups back in the over turned lobby, listening as Rosie assures them the worst is over and they should be good as gore by tomorrow morning!

Alastor politely informs Roise that the mention of gore at just that moment might not have been the BEST choice of words

right on cue, Husk starts making hairball noises, and everyone else looks suddenly sick

Vaggie sighs, patting her gf on the back as Charlie tearfully hugs Razzle after having had her jaw unhinged in preparation of swallowing him whole when Rosie made her timely arrival (Razzle forgives her, he was planning to try devouring her from the inside out or die trying) (meanwhile Charlie had put both Fatty Nuggets and the Egg Boi on a frying pan and was preparing to have a nice cozy ghibli-style family meal- of friendship. literally. of friends)

-alright, Vaggie gives in, fine. Just one time I'll say it too.... Who do we blame for all this?

SUSAN everyone growls

this reminds Rosie to pass out the "shove your groaning up your asses" cards Susan made for all of them, which are, of course, scented

Vaggie sneezes at the scent and there's a stampede as everyone not wildly in love with her tries to run and save themselves

cannibal flu. it puts the "i" in cannibal as in that's what it makes YOU

cannibals are immune to this party bc they would barely even notice if they had it, for them, it's just suddenly turning into picky eater for a few days until the craving is satisfied :3 sometimes with your next door neighbor but really, isn't that what neighbors are for~?

(charlie falls into bed that night, exhausted, only to look around at a strange chewing noise)

(it's vaggie. on the window seat, hunched over with wings huddled around herself, looking up frozen in the act of gnawing on lute's torn off and left behind arm)

Vaggie: ".... Susan sent it over for me, special."

Charlie: "Uh huh."

Vaggie: "I'm not sick anymore! I just, was kinda curious..."

Charlie: "Vaggie, I support you biting the arm of the woman who tore out your eye. And you look great smeared with angelic blood." (pouting) "....but can you be cannibal curious in the morning and snuggle with me now?"

Vaggie: (tossing lute's arm into the bathroom) "Always, sweetie."

Charlie: "Mmm gooood. Now kisses!"

Vaggie: "Shit wait, I should wash my mouth-"

Charlie: "Or not?"

Vaggie: "..not?"

Charlie: "I'm kinda curious too~"

and thus was Susan's cannibal propaganda successfully spread, by the power of gay love, and how hot the demon princess of hell thinks it is when her angel girlfriend is spattered with someone else's blood

[spacebarbarianweird]

Oh my goodness! No one in any fandom writes about chronic illness, it's inspired me for my own project. That being said, I never considered sharing conditions with my Tav, it seems cathartic.

I just imagine a Tief!Tav with hypermobility/EDS, how some of those weaknesses are strengths with the tadpole, and how they become hindrances when it's gone. I just gotta say I feel for them and how often they must dislocate parts of their tail.

Do you have any thoughts on it?

-@jaksfanficsaver

You know what a coincidence is? My IRL bestie @psychicdreamlandpizza knows everything about this syndrome! And she also plays as a Tiefling! And she've given me a lot of insights how EDS would affect our beloved little devils!

Masterlist

Headcanons

Astarion x Tiefling Tav with EDS

First of all, you don't have darkvision.

Your impossible condition, so rare none of the medical scholars have ever seen anyone like you, affects your eyesight.

Of course, you are far from blind, but it is exhausting.

And your eyes look like two perfect black pools of darkness.

Astarion tells you they are like bottomless pits he wants to drown in.

Your body is flexible and you are a perfect rogue.

And a circus performer.

Though, you get traumas more often than your colleagues.

The blood clotting is getting worse with every year of your life, though, it's much easier to feed on you.

All veins are perfectly visible even though your skin tone is rather dark.

Astarion tip-toes around you, being afraid to hurt you.

You are a picky eater because many foods just make you nauseous.

But you have never let your condition restrain you.

You want to be an adventurer. You want to see the world.

You hoped the tadpole had fixed you but once the parasite was gone you were back to "normal".

You even offer Astarion to leave since you won't let him experience his freedom to the fullest.

He refuses.

"Darling, honestly, my condition is no less crippling - but you don't offer to break up".

Astarion becomes your eyes - he sees much better - and your "food tester". Somehow he has learned to predict whether "this particular strange fruit" is safe for you to eat.

But he never makes a big deal out of your syndrome.

He doesn't let you think you are weak or crippled or a burden.

You are you.

And he loves taking care of you.

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[issdisgrace]

Can I please get some platonic hcs with Ghost and/or Roach pretty pretty please?

PLATIONIC GHOST & ROACH HEADCANONS

WARNINGS: None

BOTH

You met them when you joined the 141 and you guys immediately took to each other. You guys were drawn to each other.

You guys are 3 peas in a pod. You got each other's backs. Like you are never seen without one another. Some wonder with how often you guys are together if you go to the bathroom together. 

They treat you like their kid. It doesn’t matter if you're older than them, they will treat you like their baby. They make sure you have everything you need. Food, water, something to entrain you with.

They know everything about you; Blood type, next of kin, favourite food, history of illness. They know you better than you know yourself. You're their baby after all.

They are very comforting, so if you have something like adhd and autism like me and you get overstimulated. They are quick to pull you away from whatever is overstimulating. 

Some people thought you guys were dating, but that was immediately shut down when you guys were like, fuck no, they are just my besties.

If you have any sleeping issues, they will make sure you get some sleep. They’d go as far as to get you a snack and something to drink. Then, after you had those, they would tuck you in and stay with you until you go to sleep. If you jokingly ask if they are gonna read to you. Ghost reads while Roach signs commentary. It can be funny because Roach likes to take his commentary so seriously that it is funny after a certain point. 

GHOST

Ghost is the type of he sees you're upset. He will make you a cup of tea and pull you to side and comfort you while you sip on it.

Ghost is amazing cook WILL cook you comfort food if he sees you in a slump. He will literally go out of his way to make you a comfort food.

If you have nightmares, he’s the best person to go to. He’s up anyway, so you don’t have to worry about waking someone up. He’s someone who understands where you're coming from and he treats you as if you're a kid. In his mind he’s thinking, ‘what would kid me want in this situation’. That train of thought really helps get you wound down.

Scary dog privileges. Ghost is very protective of the people he cares about. So he will literally follow you and Roach around. He’s always lurking and heavy forbids if someone talks bad about you guys. Hell will be brought down on that person. 

ROACH

Roach will make matching friendship bracelets for you guys. The bracelets are so nice and well made and you can tell there was so much effort that it brings a tear to both yours and Ghost eyes.

Teaches you sign language if you didn’t know it before you guys became friends. Ghost likes to sit in on these lessons sometimes so he can polish up on his sign language.  

I headcanon Roach as autistic and that is why he is so understanding. So if you do have adhd or autism or both. He will be more than willing to sit and listen to you rant about special interest. He will sit listening for hours and actually shows interest in whatever you're talking about and not brushing you off. 

Cares fidgets with him. So if he notices your fidgeting, even if it's slight fidgeting, he will reach into one of his many pockets and hands you a fidget. 

[fleuraimer]

smth a little soft bc I think we need it nowadays.

boxer!carmy, who has nightmares and fucking hates admitting that to his girl.

boxer!carmy, who has trouble waking up from his nightmares. he's losing a fight in this one, which doesn't happen often.. but when he does, it feels like a whole new low. the crowd, who's supposed to be cheering for *him* is shouting this *dumbass'* name, and he's seeing red, he's feeling like he's back in high school, and-

his girl wakes up from her slumber, noting the way that her bear just.. tensed around her all the sudden. and how he was making that face, the one he made when he was about to snap, and..

ill leave this one up to you, ev <3

🍓non

tw!! carmy leads a pretty tragic life.

oh lawd bestie you’ve got me thinking HARD.

i feel like reader would definitely put her WHOLE LIFE in jeopardy. like, leg swung over his waist, straddling her big, upset bear with hands on his shoulders gently shaking, urging “c’mon, carm, wake up, s’just a dream bear. promise.” and when his eyes snap open he’s ready to sit up right but there’s this weight on top of him and he can’t fucking move.

he was already in fight or flight mode, but he’s in fight mode now. growling and thrashing and about two seconds from shoving said weight off of him so he can pummel it into the ground when “carmen.”

and suddenly he’s not being shoved against the cold metal lockers of his middle school, not having his head bashed through a window in his high school, not being locked in the basement, forgotten, by his family.

he’s here. he’s home, with his girl, his cub, who’s sliding her palms up and down his chest, across his collarbones, telling him “it’s ok, you’re ok bear, you’re safe.”

and she’s soft about it, even if her heart is racing, even if she knows this could go south very fast. never raises her voice, never pushes and pulls at him to get him awake. she can be rough, rougher than him when she wants to, but never when he’s like this. never when he’s so… small.

when he fully comes to he’s wrapping his arms around her and nuzzling into her chest with big, stuttered breaths that make her heart ache. but she stays strong, sturdy and constant, for him. moves her paws from his chest to his back and scratches. up and down, up and down, to the nape of his neck and the small of his back, providing him an anchor, a tether to this moment.

if he falls back asleep, it’s cradled like a baby in his cub’s arms, and she wouldn’t have it any other way 🥲

[parkminijiminie]

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Idt he's got crush on jk or anything and the whole time he was hanging out with jk he literally had a girlfriend by his side no matter how many ppl wants to not see it. Then there's ppl who believe tae is more obsessed with jm than jk and i mean sometimes when u see these three in a room together vmin can gang up on jk. Sometimes when jm is there tae can forget about jk too but since their rs has progressed very much since the time they had the ITS talk i think he wants to show ppl that they're back to how they used to. As their ITS conversation happened in a show and has seen by all army even though there wasn't any need for us to see that but now as it has progressed he wants to show that as well just like he showed ITS.

I want ppl here to remember this one thing is that even though the Fandom won't accept it, TKKRS will never talk about it but the fact doens't change and it's that the whole time last year taehyung was dating Jennie. The times he was spending with jungkook he had his girlfriend by his side. So from outside for us it look all shippy nd this that when off cam they're two frnds how's hanging out together and one of them has a whole girlfriend. If y'all have seen clips from friendification then all those grown man were also sleeping while cuddling eachother. Heck taehyung even gave a kiss on cheek to one of his wooga guy just after he woke up. but are we shipping them together? No. Y'all have seen him posting those pic where he's half naked in bed nd all those men over him. Why I'm telling this is since we see everything from shipping pov many things irks and looks bad when in reality and behind that cam it's a very different story. Taehyung is so clingy with his squad. Especially his bestie from wooga. Idk his name now, but it's wooshik ig. So just like how they are to him, jm-jk or other members are just like that to him. I have seen hobi straight up lie just like that on taehyung, lying as in face to face like whole body when he went to wake up taehyung in ITS. So what things we see as different are very common within them.

No matter what Fandom says, no matter what tkkrs says. No matter how many times they make jm a thirdwheel, no matter how much likes their mistranslation and interpretation of making jm the bad guy and making TK look like a couple the reality of taehyung dating Jennie doens't change. Just because some posts has high engagement doens't mean it's true. I know it feels very bad and sad that the ship you love is not loved by the majority of Fandom and they ship members of ur ship with others it doens't change the fact what the final result is gonna be. Look at Larries so many of their tweets till this date gets thousands of engagement like it baffles me how even a wife, a baby and the ppl involved in the said ship cannot change what their shippers think. Louis has addressed it soooo many times yet these loosers quote him saying "oh but i didn't say that which mean u wanted to talk about ship and him hmmm" and I'm like how can someone have this level of mental illness. like the man involved in the ship itself telling u, there's a whole family of his that exists yet he's getting shipped to someone who's dating since forever. And Tkkrs are larries 2.0. the whole stan twitter was laughing at them when that paris video was dropped yet it didn't stop these loosers to get hit tweets calling it cosplayers. Mind u even non kpopies were saying that taennie should do hard launch during met gala and those tweets had 100k likes because we all saw that video and we all collectively know it's true yet the loosers don't want to believe it. it's not us who's beliveing false news of taennie cause everyone witnessed it and was talking about it so it's not like our eyes were deceiving us or anything.

You can come back here after 10 yrs nd Tkkrs still be loosing their shit over A single TK pictures calling it couple. They ain't going anywhere. It's a bitter truth.

I know the comparisons btw tkk and jkk gonna hurt but isn't it good that rather than keep believing they're real this that we get all our confirmation or not from this show so ppl can easily move forward with what they wanna do? There's no point in living in false hope. Sometimes you need truth to get over something even if the truth is bitter and hurts. Rather than living under a rock it's good to see whatever they have earlier and move ahead. And if you want to noy feel more miserable don't go on twitter.

People just want to pretend like Jennie didn't exist, but that Paris walk and that trip to Jeju were very much real.

[abodyofcells]

July 11th 7:11am

Good morning diary, I am still jobless which I'm so confused on how. I've applied everywhere. I think they may be calling my old manager and since she is spiteful she probably didn't put in a good word since I left on the spot. (This is due to me working with my ex while we dated, got dumped at work in the wet closet 1hr before we both got off, he started talking to a member, then to the one co worker I had a feeling wasn't a girls girl and wanted to take what she saw, then they changed my schedule from 2pm-10pm to 6am-2pm. Oh without telling me or heaven forbid even ask me. Switching me and the one co worker out meaning she worked with him since he and I had worked shifts together. No one from management told me since they're all friends with him.) (p.s. when we had a rough spot he told me he joked with our manager, his bestie, that they should get me fired😜) SO, one morning I wake up for this god forsaken shift once again and I sit there and think about how I'm done. Mentally my sleep schedule is so fucked since the switch and ofc I'm healing through this break up and I have to work with both culprits. [Truly I don't wish any ill will on them. The universe is the judge not me, plus, a house built on another women's tears doesn't last long. ] I show up for my shift ofc because my other co workers didn't do anything to deserve being stuck working alone at a planet fitness for 8 hours at 6am. I text my manager asking her if we can chat when she gets in, I tell her how I feel about my schedule change and how I can feel favorites, I say I'm quitting and she says "oh.." and the pause felt like 5 good minutes, so I said "right now." She drops another "Oh!"

And that's the end of it, I just leave. I worked hard there when they didn't deserve it. Helped new folks. Even the pick me. Confused how she worked 3 months and needed help with the most simple shit? Hm her mind must've been elsewhere🤔

ANYWAYS, glad someone gets to be happy and in love. I don't really want that right now. After all that^ plus my ex from 2020-2023. Lord that's a story over time where you'd have to keep up with the little pieces of info. Crazy stuff. Mf up there^^ knew all about it and decided to double down.

Do men feel guilt after these things? No matter fact, do CHEATERS feel guilt? Or people who can't just be honest. I knew there was something between my ex and the pick me. And it's okay, my dad always said you can't help who you fall in love with. What's not okay is stringing me along for months and making me feel crazy then becoming hateful because you couldn't do the honorable thing and leave when you knew your heart and eyes were somewhere else. And she is no better, it's okay to like a boy, but to follow him around during his workout, do the puppy dog eyes at every make co worker, then come talk to me, be friendly, listen to what lead to the break up, then hop right in my place. Is it flattering? Concerning? I'm not sure.

It's been months since the break up, March 20something. I just haven't journaled a lot, or cried as much as other breakups. It was more acceptance.., but I've come to think I just shut some lights off. I've been slowing turning them back on but they look better in the dark. Far away from me and my heart. A distance memory.

Yet I can't help but yearn for someone to see me, For more than my shell.

[imagine-a-life-like-this]

Oh shit, Mae? Honestly kinda loving it.

Sometimes murder is okay, especially when the killer is🥰🥰

Idk if Woo is just acting or suddenly a tolerable non-douchebag…. Prolly the former

Hiii!!! How are you? You eating and/ or feeling good? Hope you’re drinking water! Sending love and support 🫶🏽🫶🏽

Bestieeeeeeee!!!! So a few things

1.) the dance is Friday, i’m freaking outt

2.) we’ve been holding hands a lot(!) and recently i’ve been chilling on his lap, but today i took a lil nap while on his lap and after waking me up for class he said “I couldn’t feel my arm but it was worth it, i’d let it happen again, many times actually” and i just🥰🥹 cause i was scared that i’d add too much weight of sumn and without me even bringing it up i was reassured 😭.

2.5) this one isn’t big just felt like mentioning it. During the last class of the day we sit next to each other and we were holding hands under the table right? Then when i had to write j moved my hand, now i expected him to start writing too but no! he moved his hand onto my thigh and kept it there until i stopped writing (cause then i could hold hus hand again). Its amazing bc im a stage 5 clinger & he reciprocates the clinginess😊

3.) so I have this ring that is soo cute but doesn’t fit any of my fingers, so i put if on a chain. We now share the necklace.. like deadass if i feel like wearing it ill just go take it off of him then give it back later. And its not just the fact that he’s wearing something of mine but also that he likes it, and he looks good in it.

4.)im in marching band yea? So tonight was a v important game (it was against the rival school, we won 47-0) and he came!! Like ik he was coming but still☺️. So once halftime is over meaning band is done with the halftime show i see messages from my dad & aunt….. why were they sitting right behind him 😭 they got along but i was so scared the entire time, not to mention the nerves that were already there from performing in a bigger stadium than im used to

Like im convinced he’s trying to kill me. Cause literally why else would he be this great? Like wdym you like clinginess, you get along with my dad, and you’re keeping your hand on my thigh??? This man must be stopped. Anywho just wanted to do a lil catching up (and ranting abt him bc im sure my other friends are sick n tired of hearing abt him

Is it actually Mae though 🧐 she could kill me and I would thank her regardless 🥵

PLS YOU'RE SO FUNNY 😂

Hi bestie 🥰 I'm doing well ! Drinking water and eating well. I hope you are too. Sending so much love and support your way. It's coming. You can't stop it 💕💕💕

Omg bestie all of this. All of this is so cute. I am obsessed. Like I feel like I was there and watching my best friend find someone good for them and I'm just smiling 🥹 this is so cute and soft and I am so very happy for you !!!

Such a green flag that he gets along with your dad honestly. And that he supports you. Like yes. So much yes. I am seeing a neon sign that says yes !!!

And you can always come here and tell me about everything because I love hearing about this ! I want to know everything. Please tell me everything 😭

But omg bestie my boyfriend has been too cute to me lately. He keeps calling me his princess and his wife and I 🥺 he even did matching profile pictures with me because I asked. He will literally just randomly text me out of the blue "wife I love you" and I swoon every time. This man is the whole ass love of my life I swear.

[noctualagenaria]

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describe your perfect first date.

-,, im not going to expose my Ideal Realistic perfect first date so ! fictional characters instead; ideal first date would be im traveling through liyue, coming from the direction of mondstadt, i dont have a goal im just on a simple walk, i pass the inn, go inside for a meal then head to the harbor, there on the bridge id run into a beautiful green haired stranger who introduces himself as dr baizhu and thats the instance i Fall Hard for him, then from there we as we establish a relationship and he realises im bad at hiding a crush, we offically get together and over time we head to inazuma as a vacation ( kinda he wants to see if anyones in dire need of assistence there after hearing about the traveler's quest there ) and from there we meet ayato who baizhu notices i have trouble speaking to, bc of the gay panic, baizhu ends up flirting with him first and ayato Doesnt Get it sjhgfs like at all hes so oblivous and i find it adorable and from then i talk to ayato and we get together and he's like oh yeag and baizhus' into me too right and then we talk to baizhu and bam theres three of us now, ayato comes with us as his vacation back to liyue and stays with us for a While-- so long that baizhus like hmm we should go to sumeru so i can talk to this tighnari, so we do but we dont see tighnari first we see a very attractive silver haired man who doesnt notice us, and ayato and baizhu dont notice him that much either, but i do, so i trail off from the two of them, baizhu at first questions me i tell him the truth hes too focused on finding tighnari, so i go on my own , try to approach this guy, he kinda lets me?? ( tbh im unsure id be able to get with him on my own but-- ) in the end we end up together and he slowly joins the other two as well :>

yes ,,, you can see righht through the projecting

guilty pleasure?

-uhhhhhhhhhhh i genuinely dont know sdfsdf

which fictional character archetype do you think fits you best?

-hmm anti-hero? i thinksies?? unsure

what do you think others would consider your most distinguishable physical feature(s)?

-tbh ive no Idea,,, does dyed hair count? bc id say my red hair ( tho it needs to be redyed soon euueu )

what role do you play in your group of friends?

-as much of myself as possible

when was the last time you said something you regretted?

-too often

do you typically remember your dreams if you have them?

-nope not usually tho if i do recall it when waking up ill try to verbalise it to one of my besties

who is your biggest inspiration?

-uhmmmm a lot of ppl im not sure i have one above everyone else

any unusual fears?

-bees? does that count

favorite myth?

-YES. ( mothman )

when was the last time you were truly angry?

-probably last week

best compliment you've ever received?

-i cannot ,, remember,,, unique ones i got tho were "wow your name is so pretty!" which i never got again after coming out sdhgfs

which color of the sky is your favorite?

-red or pink tbh i like the oranges too sometimes mmmm

favorite font?

-comic sans. i do not take criticism

is there anyone you’re not biologically related to that you consider "family"?

-i dont know tbh "family" is too much for me to handle i think

what's your go-to funny story when people ask you to tell one?

-when i was younger in like sixth grade ( maybe younger than that? i dont recall) i had Really long hair and i liked my really long hair a lot so i put it up in the Highest of high ponytails i ever possibly could it was almost but not quite on my forehead at that point.. tbh pretty ugly BUt i had fun-- what i did to my peers was fucking Swing it at them, id flip my hair in their faces and at one point, i was in the cafeteria... i tried flipping my hair at someones face but they were sitting across from me and my face hit teeth first against the table. full disclosure it didnt hurt i jus saw the tooth bits chip off and i was like hmm? what jus happened sdfsdf anyways so that was a big falling domino in why my teeth suck so bad ,,, tldr im stupid as fuck

what's your most controversial opinion?

-live and let live. and i cannot understand how that is controversial.. i do have a lot of Specific Hot Takes tho i feel this ask is already super fucking long so sdfsfd gimme a separate ask with just this question and ill go in depth if u want me to

what's been keeping you up at night lately?

-gay ppl and anxiety... so Gay Ppl

do you have any ocs? if yes, talk about them a little.

-ill talk abt my old genshin ones ! i wanted to make an ayato design from wayyyyy before he was playable and we never Saw him so i wanted a fandesign bc i was unhappy with the other fandesigns i was seeing so i made my own hydro claymore tall guy ! i cannot rememer right now what i named him but since ayatos release i made him fontainian and i might just revamp him soon to fit the rest of the fontaine cast-- anyways he has the personality of the smug cat meme with the knife up to its face sdfsdf thats him

do you believe in extraterrestrial life?

-well theres gotta be Something out there right

how old were you when you joined the internet?

-unoffically (didnt have my own devices) 13, offically (finally got a tablet,,year later a phone) 15? im unsure exactly

what's popular with the people around you that you can't seem to get behind?

-tiktok ,, also like every boring ship ever

what would you consider part of your personal aesthetic?

-red modern vampire doing an accidental good job at blending in at being an Almost Gaymer Boi

do you collect anything?

-pop tabs

would you enjoy being famous?

-only if im also rich

how liberally do you use the block button when browsing social media? does it differ depending on the site?

-it does differ depending on the site yeag, on here i will block any blog with no pfp and no banner and a werid ass name bc thats prolly a bot and even those with the Real Ass Women (emphasis on ass ) pfps get blocked sjghd , on twitter ill block just willy nilly sdfsdf i try not to let twitter tick me off tho i fail so i just,, dont open it as much anymore

if you could travel back to any one point in time, where and why?

-theres too many options i would just ruing myself via the butterfly effect so i just Wouldnt

how many different names do you go by across the internet?

-about 23 tho most commonly only like 4? get used tbh

what’s your type?

-in men? baizhu <3 in women? any that could just Beat My Ass and slay while doing it (yelan) irl im honestly unsure almost none of my partner (exes included) have much in common with each other its devastating really, i just tend to fall in love with my best and most trustworthy friend and if we didnt start out as friends it was never meant to be in the first place

does your favorite movie/game/book from when you were young still hold up in quality?

-the movie not quite, the book id have to give another reread to check

were you raised religious?

-yes but my family gave up when i was like 12 sdfssdfsdf

have you ever thought about changing your name?

-a cis person made this ask game huh,,,

any allergies?

-a doctor made this ask game huh.........................

what would your warning label say if you had one?

-my url; "WARNING; THIS DILUC FICTIVE IS DERANGED"

what's the most expensive thing you've ever spent money on?

-genshin, if physical objects then uhhhhh i dont know

any oddities when it comes to your personal belief system?

-i dont know sdfsdfsd, maybe from the outside looking in

what is your love language?

-last time i took a quiz it said quality time and i agree

do you still know your best friend from grade school?

-does end of high school count? bc then yes :> shes now my boyfriend

if you could dye your hair any color, what would you pick?

-red... more red... maybe orangey tips if i had the money for that

has anyone ever told you they like your shoelaces in public? if yes, how did you respond?

-no <;/3

-how did you meet your best friend(s)?

-most of them now were from a twitch chat !

do you play any instruments?

-no

do you have any blorbos?

-So Many. to list a few; kaeya, thoma, zhongli, dainslief, wriothesley, furina, cyno, albedo, and kazuha

do you believe in fate?

-not really

do you follow any stereotypes of groups you're a part of?

-sadly im the twink transmasc everyone thinks of

how well-decorated is your bedroom?

-decorated enough to be lived in, tho not permanently

you get to give a one-sentence note to yourself from a decade ago. what does it say?

-"forget about them."

if you're trying to make friends online, what's your typical approach for reaching out?

-find a common interest, typically something im insane about, look up artists of that thing, if they follow me back i take it slowly from there

what do you consider most important in a romantic/platonic partner?

-honesty

if you had the ability to change one aspect of yourself, what would it be?

-my voice, and i am working on it tbh

what the best anon hate you've ever received?

-"are you white"

favorite emoji?

🦐

what's the boldest thing you've ever done?

-i dont know, confess feelings first typically

do you prefer having a few close friends or a lot of not-so-close ones?

-few close ones

nosiest question you've ever been asked?

-i cant think of any sdfsdfsf

favorite movie?

-the princess bride

how many languages do you speak?

-1.5 (learning french)

how much of yourself do you wear on your sleeve?

-quite a lot tho im trying to... put less of it out there

what's your go-to plan to destress?

-immerse myself like Fully Immerse myself into a new reality and i need viddy games for that so.. viddy games :]

do you believe in/follow any superstitions?

not rlly tho ghosts are real i think

what do you think you’re most known for as a person?

its either im perceived as just a general Hater of things ( i'm not,,typically )

how did you come up with your url?

well im diluc and im deranged

what's the best thing you can cook?

ramen

do you have a Signature Outfit™?

two, one that is what im wearing right now; a batman t-shirt and a long black skirt with faint stripes on it ( with POCKETS) and its super comfy, two; any graphic tee and any comfy pants that dont have holes in them

what’s been the biggest hurdle you’ve faced in your life so far?

mental illness tbh

what's your favorite obscure piece of media?

obscure? not sure of it counts but mozart l'opera rock is pretty underrated last i checked

what's the most recent entry in your notes app?

i dont have a notes app

(69) (( nice )) favorite song?

atm rainbow by dodie tho it changes a Lot

when it comes to affection/intimacy, do you prefer to stick to one person or are you more open about it?

partners only

did you have an imaginary friend as a kid?

i dont rememer, i did hallucinate people when i was in middle school so theres that

which is more important when it comes to clothing, comfort or style?

both! comfort /is/ style

what would you consider the most enjoyable accent to listen to?

any and all? unsure i dont rlly have a fave, i do have a least fave tho and that i shall not disclose

favorite time of year?

fall AND springtime

how would you describe your favorite person?

Imperfectly Perfect <3

do you like the height you are now, or do you wish you were taller/shorter?

i do wish i was slightly taller

what's your plan for the apocalypse? (don't pretend you haven't thought about it a little bit.)

Die

favorite food?

anything sweet ! tho atm hot pockets and ramen <33

who do you look to for guidance in times of need?

depends on the needs

which you can spend a day each in five different places across the globe. where do you travel?

>bfs house >bfs house >gfs house >gfs house >we three go to My house and not the one i live in right now

favorite memory? ... i have a dissociative disorder i dont Know

favorite meal? Yes anything but seafood

favorite pick-up line, if you're into that sort of thing? "are you a camera? because whenever i look at you i smile"

favorite word? cornhobbling

are you on good terms with your family? not rlly

if you were given $1mil on the basis that you had to put towards something arbitrary and self-indulgent, what would you spend it on? Baizhu Cons ( if ive got left overs then a house big enough for me and my partners )

where’s "home"? where my beloveds are

how fucked is your sleep schedule? Gone in every sense of the word

if you could keep any animal as a pet, what would you choose? bat

weirdest habit? uhhhh i dunno sdfsdfdsf

what's a common misconception people have about you? that im angry a lot more than i actually am, its weird i dont think i give off that vibe but alas

who's in your dream blunt rotation? baizhu ayato alhaitham

favorite game?

haha isnt it obvious,,, genshit impacts

if you could have any superpower besides the typical choices (flight, shapeshifting, elemental powers, etc.), what would you pick? power to teleport

have you ever written any poetry? if so, what was it about? nope, unless it was for school which i Forgot about

favorite quote? "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. prepare to die. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. prepare to die. My name iS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE!!"

what's your lucky number(s)? 22

favorite color? most shades of red, and black

is there anything you would consider yourself an expert at? the characterization of diluc and baizhu from Hit Game Genshin Impact

[niningtori]

the universe clocked me pls…. and yes i love when women hurt men! irl kink for me too. currently telling a man he’s weird and useless (haven’t told him that yet!) every time he tries talking to me 🐰

he’s actually so weird and he thought i was joking when i said that i said no u r weird. i posted something about how im gonna lose it if i interact with another man that tests my patience and he said i can fix u…. mf fix me from WHAT? i am not broken! he basically wants to fuck the feminism out of me like say hi to ur right hand it’s missing u. prior to this that started my hate streak for him is bc he initially texted me to say he wanted to go on a date and i was like ok ill see how this plays out then i said something about hating men when we were having a convo n he said that’s not nice n i said there’s nothing wrong with hating men there’s no such thing as reverse sexism. and he said he disagrees and i said how…. it doesn’t exist. n u know what he told me????? “are u being serious or is this a bit?” i am NAWT a clown u fat duck. he also proceeded to say that reverse racism exists i almost wanted to send a video of me laughing at his stupidity. like pls don’t talk to me if ur stupid!!!!

sorry i have actually been losing my mind at how stupid men come to me thinking i’m stupid too. my best friend told me bc i have a soft look they think im not outspoken and blunt like i am 😭😭😭😭 and i had an epiphany.. so many guys end up telling me i didn’t know u were like that… 😟 well now u know! get the hell out of my face! they tell me i’m rude and blunt and i’m not sure how being blunt is bad but ok! sorry for hurting ur delicate little feelings! men r actually the insanely emotional creatures my god i need theo he has a brain 🐰 anyway hope u enjoyed this i haven’t been speaking to anyone for days this is just what comes out

the universe has my back iktr!!! and OMMHNWJSKSKE YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY JWJAJAJSJSJWOSKE YOU CALLING HIM WEIRD IS KILLING MEMEMEMWDK also wtf did he mean by fix u....? like ik he thought he was being so cute too like no bitch shut UP? i can't stand when men say shit like that!! him thinking reverse racism is real just says it all too like ohhhh ur actually STUPID stupid. i hate stupid men so much like if ur dumb as rocks leave women alone i'm serious

pls i imagine u to be such a sweet looking person... but i admire how straightforward u are like truly i wish i could be like that!! never let that go i'm so fr it's such an amazing quality to have. i love women who know their worth and don't settle for anything less!!!!! me personally i think i come off as soft n i definitely AM soft but once i reach a certain limit i truly dgaf anymore and become literally evil... my best friend described it as finding out a bunny could become a wolf i'm not even kidding 😭 i just wake up one morning and don't care anymore and wish nothing but the worst on ppl and don't feel any attachment or remorse but i think that's jus the mental illness in me 🤷‍♀️ the only men i'd fold for would be txt idc

and don't apologize i love listening to u talk again i say if this were irl we'd be besties... it's a shame we r not irl's

[getyourpaybackwithsomepayback]

hi besties 😚✌️

Cw/tw: sickness and illness

Wordcount: 858 (sorry y’all ik it’s short)

sorry this took so long I’m lazy and I had standardised testing so I was tired

“Well damn, Dave, you ain’t going out like that!” Jack stated, his hand pressed to David’s forehead.

“Jack, I’m-“ Davey sneezed “I’m fine!” He argued

“You’re a moron, Dave.” Jack muttered “you stay home. You walk back there right now and I’ll earn enough for the both of us. I knew I shouldn’t’ve let you sell last Thursday, that vest of yours wasn’t enough to warm you up. What was it, 23 degrees out? Something like that.” 

“Jack, my parents ain’t home, I can’t get in. Just let me sell, I’m not that sick.” David sniffled

Jack sighed. Why did his selling partner always have to be so stubborn? “Well, if you don’t get well, you’re gonna get Les sick, and Les’ll get Racer sick, and then the whole cities gonna have this bug.” 

“I won’t go by anyone.” 

“You’re gonna touch the papes, and the papes are gone get the people you sell to sick, and we don’t want that, right?” Jack argued. Now, of course he wasn’t sure of his reasoning, but he remembered Kid Blink telling him all that a long time ago, when he was sick as a little kid. Repeating it now gave him a sense of nostalgia, despite the frankly gross circumstances.

“Fine. But I told you, I can’t get back home.”

“Then we’ll get you a room at the lodge. Elmer broke his leg, so he can’t sell for a bit either, I’ll have him take care of you. He don’t get sick easy.” Jack decided

“What about Les?”

“I’ll take Les, you worry about yourself.”

“But-“

“We’re going to the lodging house now.” Jack stated firmly. 

Davey sighed and followed jack. Jack cashed in the payment for a room for a day, and guided Davey with surprising gentleness to his bed. He found Elmer, and instructed him to take care of David, offering a bribe of 10 cents. Elmer readily agreed, always pressed for cash, and Jack felt Davey was in good hands.

Jack bought twice as many papers as usual, selling for both him and Davey, and walked from Brooklyn bridge and back uncountable times to sell them all. He split the money 40/20/40, keeping 40%, giving 20% to Les, and taking 40% to Davey. 

When he got back to the lodging house, he rushed up to check on Davey. He sat next to him on the bed, gently running a hand through his hair. “Hey, Davey.” He whispered.

“Hi jack. Where’s-“ David coughed harshly “where’s Les?”

“Sent him home. Didn’t want him to get sick.”

“Then why’re you here?” Davey croaked

“I don’t get sick, don’t you worry.”

“Sure, jack, sure.”

“I don’t! Besides, someone’s gotta take care of you. Did Elmer do a good job?”

“Yeah. He did great, Jack. Y’know, thanks for all this, really. I didn’t need it all-“

“You did. But continue.”

“-but I appreciate it.” 

“Mhm. Well, here’s your money:” Jack pressed the coins into Davey’s hand. “You should stay the night here. The bed I got you is for tonight, too.” 

“Thank you, so much, Jack.” Davey smiled tiredly, cuddling into the blankets slowly.

“Mhm, need anything else, just tell me.” Jack nodded

“Well, now that you mention it…” Davey reached out a hand for Jack to hold. “Can you sleep by me tonight? I’m starting to feel better, but if I get sick I’m gonna need someone by me.”

Jack flushed red and nodded, climbing into bed beside Davey and wrapping an arm around his waist. “Goodnight, Davey. You should sleep now so you’ll wake up healthy.”

“Okay, jack. Thanks again.” Davey mumbled.

Jack nodded, expecting Davey to fall asleep. Three more words escaped Davey’s lips, though, before sleep overtook him. “G’night, love you.” 

Jack froze, about to question it, but Davey was already out like a light. Jack pulled his sleeping form closer, closing his own eyes and falling asleep equally as fast, though not before whispering, “love you too, Dave.”

The next day, Jack and Davey were a lot closer than usual: most newsies chalked it up to Davey still being sick and needing someone to rely on, but the two of them knew better. Jacks advice had been rooted in reason, and Davey definitely felt a lot better that day than the last.

When all the papers were sold, and the profits split, Davey turned to Jack. “Thanks again for taking care of me. I know I was a handful, but I feel so much better ‘cause of you.”

“Course, Dave. Don’t get sick again, though, or I’ll think you just wanna get time off work.” Jack nudged him playfully.

“Well, I’ll be getting home now. Goodnight, Jack.” 

Jack remembered their words from the previous night. “Goodnight, Davey… love you.” 

Davey seemed shocked, glancing back at him before his eyes lit up, as he seemed to recall their word the night before as well. “I… love you too, Jack.” He turned and pecked jack quickly on the cheek before running off to catch up with his little brother. Jack traced a finger over his cheek with a grin. Maybe that sick day wasn’t as bad as he’d thought.

I would pay actual money for a Javid 92sies canon era sickfic right now

[galaxy-of-me]

world heroes’ mission more like world rody mission

welcome back to me recalling little shippy moments from bnha movies!! spoilers for world heroes’ mission ahead (obviously) :)d

rodydeku

finally some good movie-only characters /j

the entire movie was just abt them so congrats

it’s about the inspiring each other to do better

them being awkward asf upon first meeting lol

pino (rody’s bird) waking up midoriya when rody runs away with the case, meaning he wanted midoriya to chase after him ☹️ (pino is a reflection of rody’s true feelings)

deku taking an arrow for rody!!!!!

deku still smiling at rody even while in pain ☹️

“why did you take that arrow for me?” :(

“is a criminal like me even worth saving?” :((

“if i can save people, it doesn’t matter who it is” :]

roadtrip montage while a banger plays in the bg

rody being embarrassed abt his quirk but telling deku abt it anyway (pino is his quirk lol)

rody telling deku he can handle the work bc deku is injured (i mean he can’t follow through w it bc they get attacked but it’s the thought that counts)

rody catching deku right before he falls

deku picking up on pino’s signals 👍🏻

“i want to be like dad… and deku”

deku running to disable the bombs but finding that rody already did it

THE WAY DEKU HOLDS HIM WHILE THEYRE BOTH SUPER BEAT UP AND THEN THEY JUST START LAUGHING AND CRYING OUT OF RELIEF

^ basically just. a rare moment of deku laughing w his whole soul bc of someone else i’m in tears

rody tries to act like he’s unbothered but deku leaving but pino is literally sobbing on his shoulder lol

rody hangs up the drawing his lil sister makes of the three musketeers ☹️

tododeku

objectively the ones who got fed the most (for canon pairings)

deku calling todoroki for help and then todoroki inadvertly asking if he murdered anyone LMAOOO

deku texting todoroki in code and then todoroki taking a hot minute to understand it lol

todoroki immediately wanting to go help deku

“i’ve got you!” *proceeds to push deku forward w his hands on his waist for like a minute*

todobakudeku

THEM JUMPING OUT A PLANE W THEIR NEW COSTUMES

(unrelated but i’m sad they only used those once)

bakugou and todoroki counting on midoriya to defeat flect and then passing out immediately after lol

todobaku

“DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO” like on 5 different occassions

and then he does what he told him to do

bakugou walks into the room then todoroki just grabs him and drags him back out to go find deku lol

bakudeku

“give me that, ILL BLOW IT UP”

just their typical back and forths tbh

tsuchako

besties at their work studies

they help people evacuate together!!

kiritetsu

work study buddies ykyk

they punch people in sync it’s fun 🥰

dekuchako

uraraka instantly denying deku as a murder culprit when it’s announced on the news

uraraka thinking about deku when she’s helping people!

kiribaku

kirishima mentioning bakugou for literally no reason,, he’s fighting off some villains then just goes “that’s what being a hero is about, right bakugou?” like?? HUH?? (keep in mind they’re in completely different parts of the world and bakugou has also been passed out for like 5 minutes HAHA)

kiri putting his hand on bakugou’s shoulder while he gets angry at kaminari lol

kamisero

they’re w each other for work studies! that’s pretty much it LMAOOO

dekuiichako

they get a lil friendship frame during the credits :] as a treat

momojirou

they’re happy to see each other safe and are just :) smiling together

dekuyama

aoyama’s love language is cheese and he gives deku cheese upon his return, must i say more?

big three

a lil picture of them at the end YAY

miritama

wow they like sat next to each other that’s so cool

deku x everyone

he basically goes off to the villain abt how all his friends are trying their best and doing amazing and lists off a bunch of people (rody, todoroki, bakugou, kirishima, yaomomo, uraraka, prob more i’m forgetting)

make sure to tell me if i missed anything :D

[seriouslysnape]

Sick Day

Severus Snape x Fem! Reader x Infant 

Warnings: None.

A/N: So this is a somewhat informal request...the lovely @snapesmoonlight​ ran this by me a few weeks ago, and I think I owe bestie Parina a request. Also, I don’t have kids and I don’t have much experience soooo I’m not really sure how a little kid acts when they’re sick.

Word Count: 3.2k

“If you absolutely want to stay, that’s perfectly fine, but I assure you I can handle it.”

You had both been able to tell that she wasn’t feeling well. She had been reluctant to eat her dinner the night before she fell ill, and she had slept far later the next morning than she usually did. In the 8 months since your baby girl had been born, there had yet to be a morning where she didn’t wake up first. She was still an infant after all, and her communication was still limited to crying and babbling baby noises. So when you and Severus woke up on your own without the sound of your child crying, you knew that something was wrong. 

You had entered her room first, your motherly instincts kicking into high gear as you crept over to her crib. She was still asleep, her breathing slow and steady as she snoozed on. As peaceful as she should’ve looked, she didn’t. Her small brows were slightly furrowed and the color in her face looked sickly, and it was clear that she was not feeling her best.

Severus had entered the room shortly after, coming to your side as he joined you in worriedly peering down at her.

“Is she alright?” Severus asked, his voice still thick with sleep. 

“I think she might be sick, Sev.” You spoke softly, reaching down to gingerly place a hand on her chest.

You carefully rubbed the material of her pajamas to wake her up gently, not wanting to startle her awake. The baby stirred at the sudden disturbance, a squeaky sigh falling from her tiny frame as she rubbed at her eyes with her small fists. Her eyes opened to reveal her pools of black, her vision settling on both of her parents looking down at her.

Usually, she would burst into a ray of sunshiny smiles and giggles when she first saw you or Severus in the morning. She was an extremely happy baby, and she was very much a morning person. However, her face remained blank and sluggish as she stared back at the two of you. 

“Come here,” Severus leaned over the side of the crib to pick her up, “What’s the matter, princess?”

Severus immediately winced at how warm she felt in his arms. She was way warmer than she should’ve been, and the watery tears pressing on her lash line caused Severus’ heart to break in an instant. He gave you a knowing look, because she was definitely sick. 

“She has a fever,” He remarked, “Feel her.”

You brought the back of your hand to her forehead, feeling the heat radiating off of her also clammy skin. There was no worse feeling than knowing that your baby wasn’t feeling well, and this was the first time that she had fallen ill. Getting sick was just a part of life, it happened to everyone. It was just harder to accept when it was your child that was suffering. 

“She’s sick,” You confirmed, “I’ll get in touch with my sister and cancel our plans so I can stay here.”

Your words reminded Severus of your previous commitment to see your sister who was visiting for a few days. You didn’t get to see your sister as often as you had liked, and you had made plans to spend the next few days with her.

“No, darling, I know how excited you’ve been to see her,” Severus stopped you, “I can take care of her.” Severus referred to your daughter, who’s head had fallen on Severus’ shoulder with a pitiful look on her face.

You were unsure if you wanted to do that. You felt terrible about leaving Severus with a sick baby. The two of you were VERY adamant about raising her together, and the work was evenly split. 

“Oh, Sev, I’d hate to do that to you. I can’t leave you to take care of her alone. Especially when she’s sick.” You replied, peeking around Severus’ back to look at her poor little pout.

“We’ll be fine, my love. You don’t get to see your sister often,” Severus reassured, “If you absolutely want to stay, that’s perfectly fine, but I assure you I can handle it.”

You really weren’t sure about this. Severus could handle the baby alone just as well as he could when you were there, you knew that very well. It just made you uneasy to leave knowing your child was sick. Maybe it was still the “first time parent” nerves kicking in, because you knew this was not the last time she’d ever be sick. If nothing else, it wouldn’t be an issue to dash away from your sister quickly if something were to go wrong.

“Are you absolutely sure?” You asked to confirm.

“Positive,” Severus grinned, “I’ve got this.”

You nodded, agreeing to go see your sister but be on close standby just in case. Severus continued to hold your sickly baby as he helped you get ready to leave, getting your things together to assist you in getting out the door. She kept her head rested on his shoulder, watching the two of you move around and interact with one another.

Her sniffles and occasional coughs suggested that she was battling her first head cold. It honestly made sense that she was sick, considering that she had become busier and more integrated into the social world within the last few months. It was only a matter of time before her tiny immune system couldn’t fight off anything that it came into contact with.

“Severus, are you certain you’re okay with this?” You asked once more just to be sure.

Severus chuckled at your persistence, and his answer was the same as before.

“Yes, my love. I promise,” He kissed your forehead, “Go have fun with your sister.”

Severus waved you off as you disappeared out the door, managing to get your daughter to give a small wave goodbye as well. She was a little fussy upon your exit, since she was at the age where things were scary if Mom and Dad weren’t around. However, her mini meltdown didn’t last very long, because she was simply too unwell to really put the energy into it. 

Severus readjusted her to where she was holding her head up, and her face was visible to his line of sight. Severus saw the lack of expression on her face, and it was his mission to hopefully have her feeling better by the end of the day. Her acting so quiet and blank was extremely out of character, and Severus was already missing his happy girl.

He took her to the kitchen first, setting her in her high chair in hopes of getting a little breakfast in her belly. He knew she likely wouldn’t eat very much, but at least some food in her belly was better than nothing.

She was at a fun age where she was learning and trying all kinds of new foods. She was still limited to soft foods and certain fruits and vegetables, but it was definitely a stage that you and Severus had enjoyed. She wasn’t a super picky eater, and there had only been a few things that she absolutely did not like.

Severus opted for something that was one of her favorites, and something also fairly easy so it would settle in her stomach well. She sat in her high chair quietly, watching Severus somewhat intently as he went through the kitchen trying to decide what to feed her. He made a noise of approval when he selected two different jars of some kind of soft substance. He had picked one of her favorites, and for the first time that day, her eyes brightened just a touch.

Her favorite food? Applesauce. 

Your and Severus’ baby loved applesauce. She could eat it three meals a day and be a happy camper. Severus wasn’t a fan of applesauce. The texture drove him mad and he just didn’t like the taste of it. Nonetheless, he made sure that the house was always stocked with plenty of your daughter’s favorite foods. Oddly enough, applesauce flavors extended past just apple. There were all kinds of different flavors of applesauce, and Severus decided to let her choose which one she wanted.

He showed both of the jars to her, making sure she could clearly see the labels on them. She obviously couldn’t read, but he knew that she had learned to differentiate flavors based on the color of the label.

“Which do you want, little one? Pear or strawberry?” Severus questioned, smiling down at her.

Her eyes flickered from one jar to the other, her eyes squinting as if she genuinely wasn’t sure which she wanted. Eventually, she pointed at the jar with the red label with a babble of clarity as her answer.

“Strawberry it is.” Severus granted, popping the lid open and collecting the first bite on the spoon.

She had always been a slow eater, but Severus was patient as the two of them sat together. They talked (well, Severus talked and she offered an occasional noise of interest) for a good while before the jar was emptied of applesauce. Severus was shocked that she had eaten as much as she had, but she clearly didn’t want more when Severus offered another container to her. Severus hoped that some food in her system would pick her up a bit, because she still wasn’t looking well.

“How about we go and get a bath?” Severus suggested, his voice a pitch higher than usual.

Normally, she loved bath time. She had all kinds of fun bath toys and bubble soaps that made her daily bath so much of an adventure for her. Not to mention, the use of magic really set the bar higher for her bath time entertainment. Whenever she heard the word “bath” she was an immediate party of excited squeals and giggles knowing that she was about to have the most fun of her life. 

However, her expression had been unchanging when Severus spoke to her. Her precious eyes continued to look at him through glassy sights. Severus was trying so hard to make her feel better, and it was discouraging him that nothing was working. He removed her from her high chair, noting that she was still extremely warm.

Severus carried her to the bathroom, setting her down next to him on the clean tile while he got her bath started. He went for keeping the water more lukewarm, considering he didn’t want to make her fever worse. He did, however, still make her bath as fun as usual. As mentioned, you and Severus kept different kinds of fun (yet safe for a baby) bubble soaps for her. Just like the applesauce containers, she knew which soap was which based on what the soap bottle looked like. 

While the water filled the tub to make a shallow bath, Severus plucked two options from under the sink. He presented them to her once more, making sure she could see which one was which.

“Pick again, angel. Do you want coconut or lavender vanilla?” Severus asked, giving both of the bottles a confused look, “I can tell that your Mum picked these.”

Her reaction time was shorter this time, because she already knew which one she wanted. Her hand stretched into a point as she poked her index finger at the coconut bottle of bubble soap. 

Severus nodded at her, returning the lavender vanilla and popping open the lid on the coconut bottle and adding a healthy amount to the tub. She peeked her head over the side of the tub, watching the water swirl with the soap to form playful and yummy smelling bubbles. Severus turned the water off once the tub was full enough to a safe level for her small frame, and he got her out of her pajamas to set her in the tub.

She was visibly annoyed by the fact that her bath water wasn’t as warm as usual, and she craned her head to look up at Severus watching her from outside of the tub.

“I’m sorry, sweetheart,” He chuckled at her reaction, “You’re already too warm for a warm bath.”

She didn’t give any kind of negative response to that answer, only turning her head to the mounds of bubbles around her. Severus was careful as he poured water over her head, cleaning off any traces of the sticky applesauce. On the positive side, her noises had returned. Her squeaks and prattles were becoming a bit more frequent, which Severus saw as a good sign. 

One she was clean and freshened up, he reached for her basket of toys that you kept nearby. Over the last few months, the toy basket had gone from minimal to almost overflowing. Severus was a bit of an impulsive buyer when it came to your daughter. If he saw something that he thought that she even might like, then he was coming home with it. She eyed the basket curiously, but she didn’t make an effort to reach for it. 

Severus picked a few toys, setting them in the tub to float around for her disposal. Severus thought that she surely would want to play with her bath toys. They always seemed to cheer her up.

But she didn’t pay her toys much mind, barely even giving them much attention or entertainment. She even neglected her personal favorite toy. Her pink rubber duck (Severus referred to it as Princess Ducky, yet he wasn’t really sure why) was floating away from her to the other end of the tub, and she was less than interested in playing with it. It was yet another sign to Severus that she wasn’t feeling too hot.

“Oh, my darling girl. You really don’t feel well, do you?” Severus caressed her cheek with the side of his finger.

She didn’t respond of course, but her soft exhale of air seemed to answer his question as she continued to mindlessly make tiny splashes in the tub. Severus felt terrible that she was feeling so sickly. Severus was thankful that it was nothing more than a common cold, but he wished that he could’ve given her something for it.

“I wish I could brew you some Pepperup, but I’m afraid you’re just too little,” Severus sighed, “Something as strong as Pepperup might be too much for you.”

She had no idea what he was saying. She had never heard the word “Pepperup” in her entire, short life thus far. Potions weren’t really supposed to be given to babies and young children. Even something as basic, yet powerful as Pepperup was not meant for little wizards and witches. Severus was going to have to use other means to help her back to good health. 

Severus lifted her out of the tub, wrapping her in one of her colorful towels that were kept folded neatly under the sink. He dried her off gently, being careful as he prepared to get her changed. He left the tub to drain as he carried her into her bedroom, using his free hand and arm to rummage through her dresser. Since Severus didn’t plan on taking her anywhere, he decided to bend the rules and let her stay in a new set of pajamas.

She wasn’t feeling up for much, and Severus was tempted to put her back to bed and let her sleep more. She was beginning to fight with herself to hold her head up, her head lulling and then snapping back up each time she dozed off. Her body was just so tuckered out from fighting off her sickness that it was doing everything it could to get her to rest. Severus chuckled at her fruitless battle for fighting against sleep, pressing a kiss to her head as he turned to the crib behind him. 

Normally, you and Severus tried to keep her on a certain sleep schedule. She usually woke up around the same time every day and you and Severus were always sure to put her down for naps around the same time each day. It gave her a sense of day to day schedule that was healthy for her. Considering that she wasn’t feeling well and nearly falling asleep sitting up, Severus made an exception. 

He was careful as he laid her down into her bed, making sure that she’d be comfortable enough in her slumber. He noted that her pools of black were watching him through half-lidded eyes, still fighting her inevitable sleep. Severus wanted her to get plenty of rest, and maybe she’d be feeling better in a few hours.

He knew of one trick that never failed to drift her off into dreamland.

“What if I read to you? Like I normally do before bedtime?” Severus questioned rhetorically, already reaching for the book that he kept in the top drawer of her dresser.

Severus already had a deep voice, the kind that was perfect for storytelling. As a matter of fact, there had been numerous occasions where his voice had put YOU to sleep. If he could get you down, he could definitely get a baby to sleep. She continued to watch as he flipped through the pages, finding the chapter that they had left off on the night before. 

Severus honestly wasn’t sure what book it was, because it was from a series of books that you had bought in bulk a few weeks ago. It was a Muggle book series, something about magic and tree houses. Severus still wasn’t really sure what a tree house was, but it was the magic part of it that drew him in. 

Over time, Severus had grown to enjoy the books more than her. He liked Muggle reading, and he was no stranger to it even if he didn’t understand all of it. He trusted your judgement in what was suitable for children’s reading. If you had picked it out, then he was sure that it was fine.

“Oh, looks like we’re almost finished with this one, princess,” Severus grinned down at his little girl as he pulled up a chair to the side of her crib, “Not to worry. There’s plenty more where this came from.”

Severus got settled in his chair, making sure that he could see her from where he sat. He found the correct page that they had left off on, and he began to read. 

“Just then the clouds parted. A full moon was shining in the sky. A pool of light spread through the mist,” Severus paused his reading only for a moment, chuckling under his breath at how she was almost already asleep, “Then Jack and Annie saw him just a few feet away. The knight.”

His voice was deep and silky as he read on, her eyes getting heavier and heavier with each passing word. It wasn’t until the very last page of the book that she fell asleep, her eyes fluttering closed and her breathing slowing to a gentle rhythm as Severus finished reading.

“He dreamed they were with the knight again. All three of them riding the black horse through the cool, dark night. Beyond the outer wall of the castle. And up over a moonlit hill. Into the mist.” Severus ended.

He closed the cover of the book, seeing that she was sleeping peacefully and getting good rest. He was quiet as he returned the book to the drawer, his laughter low and quiet as he exited her room to allow her to sleep.

“It works every time.”

[drabbles-mc]

"When in doubt write Angel having a hard time, am I right?" So true bestie. The way I'm already invested in this and I'm only at the author's note. 😂😂

‘Well,’ you announce, clicking Angel’s phone shut, ‘EZ says he can swing by the restaurant and get your bike.’ You watch him nod, head bouncing between in the hole of the toilet seat. ‘And I told him it was me that got sick, so he can’t clown you about it later.’ The way that Reader is a fucking real one for that. I love them. I want them to be my friend and keep me company when I'm sick ksksksks

"Five, six, dates down—formal ones, anyway—and you’ve skipped right to the in sickness part. Which you’re doing pretty well at, all things considered." I love this little detail. I love the newness of their whole relationship (romantic, at least) and that they are just. Navigating this so easily. Bless.

‘I never looked this good, right?’ / ‘Oh, yeah,’ you nod, ‘big time. I’m practically tearing my clothes off right now.’ MJ I'm shaking you by the fucking shoulders I love their banter so much. Inject it!!!!!!

"You’ve been to his place before, but never made it past the couch. He has a preference for it, you think, at least in his own place. He’s had the pleasure of becoming well acquainted with your bedroom, ending the night there the last few times that you’ve met up." The way that this is so so interesting to me. I'm holding a magnifying glass up to his little pea-brain and taking notes.

"If you weren’t waiting for the tell-tale signs of more illness, you’d probably lie back, uninvited, and crawl under the covers like it was your bed already." The way I'm in love with this reader. I want to invite them to my place to curl up under the covers sksksk

"He looks exhausted, so tired and disposed of energy, that you can’t even enjoy the sight of him." The first time that reader has ever not been mj-coded lmaoooooooo tqm 😂😂

"You just about fight the urge to throw your arms out and beckon him forward with grabbing, baby hands, because, oh, he looks so helpless, it hurts." Op. I stand corrected. There you are 😂

‘You’re sick as a dog, Angel. It’d be actual, like, neglect if I left you right now.’ Again I say, they are so real for this

‘If I puke on you right now, I’ll kill myself.’ THe laugh I just barked out. I swear it was loud enough to wake you up from the other side of the globe 😂

‘I think I like you when you’re sick,’ you muse, basically whispering it now. ‘You’re way cuter.’ They're right and they should say it!!!!

God. This was so good. So refreshing. Like eating ginger between different rolls of sushi my palette has been cleansed and I'm ready for more heartbreak tomorrow 😌

ending the night

angel reyes x gn!reader, comfort/fluff, 1982 words

warnings for descriptions of vomiting

for day 12 of whumpril, using the alternate prompt: foodpoisoning 

a/n: honestly, this is whump in the same way dessert pizza is pizza… sweet but not really deserving of the name LMAO anyway. when in doubt write angel having a hard time, am i right ? 

tagging: @cositapreciosa @drabbles-mc @hausofmamadas​ 

You’re sitting on the edge of Angel’s tub, finishing up a final text to his brother, from his phone, not yours, while Angel empties his stomach into the toilet again. You’ve lost track of how many times he’s puked now, but it’s enough times to know that your evening is well and truly over. He had barely made it from the taxi to the house when you got here, and has said almost nothing since you’d found him in the bathroom, knees to the linoleum.

Not that you mind. Not that you expect anything from him at all, in this state. If anything, you feel bad for being so helpless. And for not being sick yourself, weirdly, but that’s just how the straws were pulled. Beyond the water you’ve left for him on the counter, and the company, there’s nothing else you can do. You’ve already opened the window behind, invited cool air to draw in and, more importantly, the sharp smell of vomit to draw out. Texting EZ as if you were him, had been your most recent idea; a last ditch attempt to be productive and to improve the already dire circumstances.

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