#ill be here all night

[birdy-babe]

Ok but fr

Blitz literally got into a world shattering breakup with the love of his life his situationship

And this man literally

went home

thought to himself "Hmmm... how do I fix this"

And his solution was:

"ur gay" memes

He thought. He really thought- truly believed-

[toxiccaves]

greylink? more like greylick! nyaeahah!

[number1greedlingfan]

Greed tattoo idea: front tramp stamp that says CASH and back tramp stamp that says CREDIT

[maggits]

open a hair store, call it "house of weaves"

[eternighost]

proposal: posting on tumblr should be called toasting

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

She can’t bear this!

[chenyuvale]

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You Asked For It

describe your perfect first date.

-,, im not going to expose my Ideal Realistic perfect first date so ! fictional characters instead; ideal first date would be im traveling through liyue, coming from the direction of mondstadt, i dont have a goal im just on a simple walk, i pass the inn, go inside for a meal then head to the harbor, there on the bridge id run into a beautiful green haired stranger who introduces himself as dr baizhu and thats the instance i Fall Hard for him, then from there we as we establish a relationship and he realises im bad at hiding a crush, we offically get together and over time we head to inazuma as a vacation ( kinda he wants to see if anyones in dire need of assistence there after hearing about the traveler's quest there ) and from there we meet ayato who baizhu notices i have trouble speaking to, bc of the gay panic, baizhu ends up flirting with him first and ayato Doesnt Get it sjhgfs like at all hes so oblivous and i find it adorable and from then i talk to ayato and we get together and he's like oh yeag and baizhus' into me too right and then we talk to baizhu and bam theres three of us now, ayato comes with us as his vacation back to liyue and stays with us for a While-- so long that baizhus like hmm we should go to sumeru so i can talk to this tighnari, so we do but we dont see tighnari first we see a very attractive silver haired man who doesnt notice us, and ayato and baizhu dont notice him that much either, but i do, so i trail off from the two of them, baizhu at first questions me i tell him the truth hes too focused on finding tighnari, so i go on my own , try to approach this guy, he kinda lets me?? ( tbh im unsure id be able to get with him on my own but-- ) in the end we end up together and he slowly joins the other two as well :>

yes ,,, you can see righht through the projecting

guilty pleasure?

-uhhhhhhhhhhh i genuinely dont know sdfsdf

which fictional character archetype do you think fits you best?

-hmm anti-hero? i thinksies?? unsure

what do you think others would consider your most distinguishable physical feature(s)?

-tbh ive no Idea,,, does dyed hair count? bc id say my red hair ( tho it needs to be redyed soon euueu )

what role do you play in your group of friends?

-as much of myself as possible

when was the last time you said something you regretted?

-too often

do you typically remember your dreams if you have them?

-nope not usually tho if i do recall it when waking up ill try to verbalise it to one of my besties

who is your biggest inspiration?

-uhmmmm a lot of ppl im not sure i have one above everyone else

any unusual fears?

-bees? does that count

favorite myth?

-YES. ( mothman )

when was the last time you were truly angry?

-probably last week

best compliment you've ever received?

-i cannot ,, remember,,, unique ones i got tho were "wow your name is so pretty!" which i never got again after coming out sdhgfs

which color of the sky is your favorite?

-red or pink tbh i like the oranges too sometimes mmmm

favorite font?

-comic sans. i do not take criticism

is there anyone you’re not biologically related to that you consider "family"?

-i dont know tbh "family" is too much for me to handle i think

what's your go-to funny story when people ask you to tell one?

-when i was younger in like sixth grade ( maybe younger than that? i dont recall) i had Really long hair and i liked my really long hair a lot so i put it up in the Highest of high ponytails i ever possibly could it was almost but not quite on my forehead at that point.. tbh pretty ugly BUt i had fun-- what i did to my peers was fucking Swing it at them, id flip my hair in their faces and at one point, i was in the cafeteria... i tried flipping my hair at someones face but they were sitting across from me and my face hit teeth first against the table. full disclosure it didnt hurt i jus saw the tooth bits chip off and i was like hmm? what jus happened sdfsdf anyways so that was a big falling domino in why my teeth suck so bad ,,, tldr im stupid as fuck

what's your most controversial opinion?

-live and let live. and i cannot understand how that is controversial.. i do have a lot of Specific Hot Takes tho i feel this ask is already super fucking long so sdfsfd gimme a separate ask with just this question and ill go in depth if u want me to

what's been keeping you up at night lately?

-gay ppl and anxiety... so Gay Ppl

do you have any ocs? if yes, talk about them a little.

-ill talk abt my old genshin ones ! i wanted to make an ayato design from wayyyyy before he was playable and we never Saw him so i wanted a fandesign bc i was unhappy with the other fandesigns i was seeing so i made my own hydro claymore tall guy ! i cannot rememer right now what i named him but since ayatos release i made him fontainian and i might just revamp him soon to fit the rest of the fontaine cast-- anyways he has the personality of the smug cat meme with the knife up to its face sdfsdf thats him

do you believe in extraterrestrial life?

-well theres gotta be Something out there right

how old were you when you joined the internet?

-unoffically (didnt have my own devices) 13, offically (finally got a tablet,,year later a phone) 15? im unsure exactly

what's popular with the people around you that you can't seem to get behind?

-tiktok ,, also like every boring ship ever

what would you consider part of your personal aesthetic?

-red modern vampire doing an accidental good job at blending in at being an Almost Gaymer Boi

do you collect anything?

-pop tabs

would you enjoy being famous?

-only if im also rich

how liberally do you use the block button when browsing social media? does it differ depending on the site?

-it does differ depending on the site yeag, on here i will block any blog with no pfp and no banner and a werid ass name bc thats prolly a bot and even those with the Real Ass Women (emphasis on ass ) pfps get blocked sjghd , on twitter ill block just willy nilly sdfsdf i try not to let twitter tick me off tho i fail so i just,, dont open it as much anymore

if you could travel back to any one point in time, where and why?

-theres too many options i would just ruing myself via the butterfly effect so i just Wouldnt

how many different names do you go by across the internet?

-about 23 tho most commonly only like 4? get used tbh

what’s your type?

-in men? baizhu <3 in women? any that could just Beat My Ass and slay while doing it (yelan) irl im honestly unsure almost none of my partner (exes included) have much in common with each other its devastating really, i just tend to fall in love with my best and most trustworthy friend and if we didnt start out as friends it was never meant to be in the first place

does your favorite movie/game/book from when you were young still hold up in quality?

-the movie not quite, the book id have to give another reread to check

were you raised religious?

-yes but my family gave up when i was like 12 sdfssdfsdf

have you ever thought about changing your name?

-a cis person made this ask game huh,,,

any allergies?

-a doctor made this ask game huh.........................

what would your warning label say if you had one?

-my url; "WARNING; THIS DILUC FICTIVE IS DERANGED"

what's the most expensive thing you've ever spent money on?

-genshin, if physical objects then uhhhhh i dont know

any oddities when it comes to your personal belief system?

-i dont know sdfsdfsd, maybe from the outside looking in

what is your love language?

-last time i took a quiz it said quality time and i agree

do you still know your best friend from grade school?

-does end of high school count? bc then yes :> shes now my boyfriend

if you could dye your hair any color, what would you pick?

-red... more red... maybe orangey tips if i had the money for that

has anyone ever told you they like your shoelaces in public? if yes, how did you respond?

-no <;/3

-how did you meet your best friend(s)?

-most of them now were from a twitch chat !

do you play any instruments?

-no

do you have any blorbos?

-So Many. to list a few; kaeya, thoma, zhongli, dainslief, wriothesley, furina, cyno, albedo, and kazuha

do you believe in fate?

-not really

do you follow any stereotypes of groups you're a part of?

-sadly im the twink transmasc everyone thinks of

how well-decorated is your bedroom?

-decorated enough to be lived in, tho not permanently

you get to give a one-sentence note to yourself from a decade ago. what does it say?

-"forget about them."

if you're trying to make friends online, what's your typical approach for reaching out?

-find a common interest, typically something im insane about, look up artists of that thing, if they follow me back i take it slowly from there

what do you consider most important in a romantic/platonic partner?

-honesty

if you had the ability to change one aspect of yourself, what would it be?

-my voice, and i am working on it tbh

what the best anon hate you've ever received?

-"are you white"

favorite emoji?

🦐

what's the boldest thing you've ever done?

-i dont know, confess feelings first typically

do you prefer having a few close friends or a lot of not-so-close ones?

-few close ones

nosiest question you've ever been asked?

-i cant think of any sdfsdfsf

favorite movie?

-the princess bride

how many languages do you speak?

-1.5 (learning french)

how much of yourself do you wear on your sleeve?

-quite a lot tho im trying to... put less of it out there

what's your go-to plan to destress?

-immerse myself like Fully Immerse myself into a new reality and i need viddy games for that so.. viddy games :]

do you believe in/follow any superstitions?

not rlly tho ghosts are real i think

what do you think you’re most known for as a person?

its either im perceived as just a general Hater of things ( i'm not,,typically )

how did you come up with your url?

well im diluc and im deranged

what's the best thing you can cook?

ramen

do you have a Signature Outfit™?

two, one that is what im wearing right now; a batman t-shirt and a long black skirt with faint stripes on it ( with POCKETS) and its super comfy, two; any graphic tee and any comfy pants that dont have holes in them

what’s been the biggest hurdle you’ve faced in your life so far?

mental illness tbh

what's your favorite obscure piece of media?

obscure? not sure of it counts but mozart l'opera rock is pretty underrated last i checked

what's the most recent entry in your notes app?

i dont have a notes app

(69) (( nice )) favorite song?

atm rainbow by dodie tho it changes a Lot

when it comes to affection/intimacy, do you prefer to stick to one person or are you more open about it?

partners only

did you have an imaginary friend as a kid?

i dont rememer, i did hallucinate people when i was in middle school so theres that

which is more important when it comes to clothing, comfort or style?

both! comfort /is/ style

what would you consider the most enjoyable accent to listen to?

any and all? unsure i dont rlly have a fave, i do have a least fave tho and that i shall not disclose

favorite time of year?

fall AND springtime

how would you describe your favorite person?

Imperfectly Perfect <3

do you like the height you are now, or do you wish you were taller/shorter?

i do wish i was slightly taller

what's your plan for the apocalypse? (don't pretend you haven't thought about it a little bit.)

Die

favorite food?

anything sweet ! tho atm hot pockets and ramen <33

who do you look to for guidance in times of need?

depends on the needs

which you can spend a day each in five different places across the globe. where do you travel?

>bfs house >bfs house >gfs house >gfs house >we three go to My house and not the one i live in right now

favorite memory? ... i have a dissociative disorder i dont Know

favorite meal? Yes anything but seafood

favorite pick-up line, if you're into that sort of thing? "are you a camera? because whenever i look at you i smile"

favorite word? cornhobbling

are you on good terms with your family? not rlly

if you were given $1mil on the basis that you had to put towards something arbitrary and self-indulgent, what would you spend it on? Baizhu Cons ( if ive got left overs then a house big enough for me and my partners )

where’s "home"? where my beloveds are

how fucked is your sleep schedule? Gone in every sense of the word

if you could keep any animal as a pet, what would you choose? bat

weirdest habit? uhhhh i dunno sdfsdfdsf

what's a common misconception people have about you? that im angry a lot more than i actually am, its weird i dont think i give off that vibe but alas

who's in your dream blunt rotation? baizhu ayato alhaitham

favorite game?

haha isnt it obvious,,, genshit impacts

if you could have any superpower besides the typical choices (flight, shapeshifting, elemental powers, etc.), what would you pick? power to teleport

have you ever written any poetry? if so, what was it about? nope, unless it was for school which i Forgot about

favorite quote? "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. prepare to die. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. prepare to die. My name iS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE!!"

what's your lucky number(s)? 22

favorite color? most shades of red, and black

is there anything you would consider yourself an expert at? the characterization of diluc and baizhu from Hit Game Genshin Impact

[scalproie]

need someone to ask me "what if they kill kazuya in tekken 8?!" so I can reply no they cant do that he's our resident devil

[astaire-on-a-chair]

Clark Gable? More like Clark Gay-ble

[sexualseapunk]

Hey girl, are you a European temperate forest biome? Because you've got Great Tits.

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Just a man and his muse :)

A shameless plug for something I drew last night!

(I think I'll do a separate post for a proper Patreon update, cuz I've gotten so much support, and I've been doing a lot with it this past week and having a really good time!)

[pose1dson]

gonna take a short nap before work, and then I'll be back to annoy you all

[fishagain5846]

im about the make the most original post ever. i want to write but i also dont want to

[graff-aganda]

HELLO I MUST SCREAM ABOUT UR ENTERPRISE ART. THIS IS ME SCREAMING AT YOU. I LOVE IT SM. PLS KNOW I LOVE IT. UR STYLE IS SO COOL.

what!! 😭 you're way too kind omg... ;; take this doodle of the lads <3

[luckynumberthreed]

Merry (not) Christmas ya filthy animals

[jaal-ama-daravv]

You know I’ve actually been wondering if perhaps there were spells that could slow aging so that Emmrich and Rook had more years together.

Now this, is something I've been waiting for. Bless you for asking. I'll try to keep it succint, I'm happy to expand on any section.

Let's get into it -

Firstly, I briefly touched on it in another post, this is the excerpt.

Mages can live for an incredibly long time. Especially ones that are entwined with the Fade. Even more so ones that can speak to the dead. I think there is some meaning for that we will uncover in future game adaptions.

Find the full post here.

To understand the type of magic or path that would be required of a mage to extend their life, or to just live as long as possible, requires a basic knowledge of the Fade and death itself. Please note that spirit/soul encompany the same meaning.

A) It is revealed in DAO/ DAA, that every living being's soul leaves their body after death and enters the Fade. B) Additionally in DAO, you can meet souls that are trapped in the fade (e.g., Cailin, Rowan, Marric). C) In DA2, Justice reiterates this, stating that every living being's soul leaves their body after death and enters the Fade, however Justice could not say what their fate would be. D) Solas has stated that talented Mortalitasi have the ability to draw wisps and spirits/souls across the veil from the Fade. E) Nevarrans believe that when a soul passes on to the Fade, it displaces a spirit.

With that knowledge -

For the sake of it, let's say a MW Rook passes on. Now, it wouldn't be easy, or safe, or sanctioned for that matter. But Emmrich would find a way to find Rook's soul. I do believe that Rook would do the exact same due to their devotion towards eachother, however Rook has far less training in Fade magic. And as Emmrich has mentioned.

I will state that there is a final dialogue line in the game where Rook and Emmrich state that they want to discuss their plans for their life together after they defeat the gods. We aren't privy to that conversation unfortunately, but it can be interpreted many ways. It would not surprise me if these nerds went home and immediately started, 'okay so if you die, how do I find you'. In the most loving, caring way possible. These two have such an undying love for one another that they would do anything to extend their lives.

I will also state that in at least the Redemption Ending of Veilguard, Rook has Solas's Dagger and it was given willingly. A tool that can be used to enter the Fade and manipulate it. If Rook was to die, Emmrich could utlise that dagger, or vice versa. I would bet good money on that either one of these lovers would use that dagger almost immediately to find their love. Given that the Fade is a dangerous place without wards, some thought would definitely go into their plan to retrieve them.

In terms of extending their life, this is high probable, and the reasoning is quite simple. Emmrich is a highly advanced and knowledgable mage who has studied death and the magic encompassing it for an odd 40 years or so. Emmrich has demonstrated that he can utlisise the magic of the fade and the spirits inside (i.e., romance interest scene, Manfred, and possible revivial.) We have observed first-hand how powerful of a mage Emmrich is, and I don't use that term lightly. He is a top dog in Fade magic and the dead. If Emmrich nor Rook was not able to bring back their love, their spirit form would always exist, which means they would always be searching for eachother. 'In this nor any other world.'

Emmrich already believes in eternal life and eternal love, that is canon. I can't comment on the specifics of how Emmrich and Rook would extend their life due to the Fade and it's intricacies only really being explored in Vows & Vengeance and Veilguard. To give more of an example of the type of magic required to 'bring someone back from the brink of death', I urge you to go listen to the Vows & Vengeance episode 'The Demon That Came Knocking'.

Emmrich has a special connection to the Fade, and the spirits can sense that he is good natured and willing to help them. So possibly, they would be willing to help him extend life.

Lich Path Implication

Theoretically, if Emmrich turns Lich Lord, (and we all know by now that it is in Emmrichs character to go rogue in the event of Rook's death), he could theoretically, have Rook be turned into an unsanctioned lich. He would be hunted for sport by the Mourn Watch and other Lich Lord's but it is theoretically possible due to: A) Emmrich's vast knowledge of the Fade and ability to talk to the dead. B) He knows the process on how to achieve Lichdom C) Knows how to retrieve souls from the Fade. D) He has been known to bend the rules in the Mourn Watch before. E) He would be a Lich. A Lich has vastly more powers and abilities that are connected to the Fade, untold power. (i.e., See Lich Romance Scene; his normal vision is the Fade and has the ability to not only project, but have visions of current events.

Hope this helps ♥ Unfortunately it is all just speculation, but there are many, MANY paths to which Emmrich and Rook could live out their days together, particularly if they are both Mourn Watchers. Am I tugging at straws? maybe. but the lore for Thedas is very deep, and there is alot that we are not privy to yet. Spirits can inhabit bodies, and take on other forms. There is nothing to say that Rook or Emmrich could not attempt such a thing if extension of life was cut short prematurely, or not possible.