#apology tour spoilers

[angelshizuka]

Stolas is so shocked someone wants to dance with him, this is probably the first party he's enjoyed in his life, especially after all the Stella parties he's had to suffer through.

Though, he is drunk off his ass, my silly little bird!

Also, jealous Blitz, my beloved!

[sadhornydemons]

[birdy-babe]

Ok but fr

Blitz literally got into a world shattering breakup with the love of his life his situationship

And this man literally

went home

thought to himself "Hmmm... how do I fix this"

And his solution was:

"ur gay" memes

He thought. He really thought- truly believed-

[strawberry-sorbet]

This was mean of him for sure. But, telling the man you've been having gay sex with and were just trying to have gay sex with again like 2 minutes ago how gay he sounds is such a funny thing to do.

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss Apology Tour as textposts part 28/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / bonus / 23 / 24 / 25/ 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39 / 40 / [41 onwards]

[ladyshortcake]

[eldritchcreatureofwords]

Blitz baby you can not both have 'you deserve better' and 'GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BIRD' you gotta pick a side man you gotta pick a side

[demisexual-in-distress]

APOLOGY TOUR SPOILERS

As painful as it is, I know stolitz needs a break right now. Blitz needs to get his shit together, Stolas needs to find out exactly how to know who is worth his love and attention. It's the healthiest thing in this situation. I'm not crying you're crying.

So good for him. Hope he gets laid.

[drama-glob]

I agree with Stolas that the previous earth Hallows Eve party was not a fun one. XD XD XD I hope he at least got cake, but I doubt it. :/

[bleucaesura]

Not gunna lie.

Very much looking forward to when the show revisits THIS in the future and feeds us the yummy yummy rom-com “train” in the rain scene of Blitzø begging Stolas not to go because:

“I cannot be without you!”

*swoons* 😻❤️🥵🥰

Yup. Very much looking forward to that.

I’ll eat that shit up.

Nom nom nom nom nom 🤤

[blitzos-horse-ranch]

don't even care if it's controversial, but Stolas fell first but Blitzø fell harder

[angelshizuka]

For Blitz both episodes ended pretty similar.

But for Stolas they ended in literal opposite ways.

[sadhornydemons]

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

MOTHERFUCKER MADE ME DO A DOUBLE TAKE

YOU’RE NOT HIM!!

[blitzwhore]

So. Stolas is an alcoholic. That much is very clear at this point in the show and has been for a while now. He binge-drinks to cope with depression and with his life problems at large.

What's interesting is that he's far from the only character in Blitzø's life who is an alcoholic. In fact, substance abuse seems to be a recurring theme in the show. At least three other people Blitzø was or is really close with (potentially four, if we count his father) have struggled with substance abuse: Verosika, Barbie, and Fizz.

And the show has made a very clear point that both Verosika and Barbie have been in rehab. Not just that, but it's also emphasised that they're both still struggling with addiction (Verosika still drinks at her concerts, "clutches onto Beelzejuice bottles like they're the last cock in hell", and writes magazine articles about binge drinking being sexy; Barbie still peddles heroine, though not H8). Clearly, for both of them, this is an ongoing issue presently in the show.

So, with all of that being said, I recently saw someone theorise that, in a future season, Stolas is going to go to rehab, too.

I thought it was certainly a possibility, and one that I would personally love to see explored. So I've been thinking about it... and I remembered this:

The beginning of Unhappy Campers, and Blitzø breaking into rehab to go visit Barbie.

Now, I think a lot of people (myself included) felt surprised and a bit disappointed the first time we watched this episode, because our initial assumption was that Blitzø was trying to visit Stolas. It just made sense! Stolas was hospitalised right at the end of the previous episode and texted Blitzø that he could visit if he wanted to. (At this point, we also didn't know Blitzø had trauma surrounding visiting loved ones at hospitals). And suddenly they hit us with Blitzø seeking out Barbie out of the blue? So many of us were left wondering... why? Yeah, people have mentioned that maybe feeling like he could've lost Stolas prompted Blitzø to try to mend a different broken relationship, one that he felt he had more chances of fixing. But the timing, as well as the non-immediate revelation that it's Barbie he's looking for, is still... strikingly suspicious, isn't it?

And just now, after all this time, it hit me.

What if this is foreshadowing?

What if, all along, they were telling us Blitzø will visit Stolas at the hospital in the future... when Stolas is in rehab?

[satoumafuyuss]

This is totally how this scene went, right?