#apology tour spoilers

[angelshizuka]

Stolas is so shocked someone wants to dance with him, this is probably the first party he's enjoyed in his life, especially after all the Stella parties he's had to suffer through.

Though, he is drunk off his ass, my silly little bird!

Also, jealous Blitz, my beloved!

[sadhornydemons]

[birdy-babe]

Ok but fr

Blitz literally got into a world shattering breakup with the love of his life his situationship

And this man literally

went home

thought to himself "Hmmm... how do I fix this"

And his solution was:

"ur gay" memes

He thought. He really thought- truly believed-

[strawberry-sorbet]

This was mean of him for sure. But, telling the man you've been having gay sex with and were just trying to have gay sex with again like 2 minutes ago how gay he sounds is such a funny thing to do.

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss Apology Tour as textposts part 28/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / bonus / 23 / 24 / 25/ 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39 / 40 / [41 onwards]

[ladyshortcake]

[eldritchcreatureofwords]

Blitz baby you can not both have 'you deserve better' and 'GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BIRD' you gotta pick a side man you gotta pick a side

[demisexual-in-distress]

APOLOGY TOUR SPOILERS

As painful as it is, I know stolitz needs a break right now. Blitz needs to get his shit together, Stolas needs to find out exactly how to know who is worth his love and attention. It's the healthiest thing in this situation. I'm not crying you're crying.

So good for him. Hope he gets laid.

[drama-glob]

I agree with Stolas that the previous earth Hallows Eve party was not a fun one. XD XD XD I hope he at least got cake, but I doubt it. :/

[bleucaesura]

Not gunna lie.

Very much looking forward to when the show revisits THIS in the future and feeds us the yummy yummy rom-com “train” in the rain scene of Blitzø begging Stolas not to go because:

“I cannot be without you!”

*swoons* 😻❤️🥵🥰

Yup. Very much looking forward to that.

I’ll eat that shit up.

Nom nom nom nom nom 🤤

[blitzos-horse-ranch]

don't even care if it's controversial, but Stolas fell first but Blitzø fell harder

[angelshizuka]

For Blitz both episodes ended pretty similar.

But for Stolas they ended in literal opposite ways.

[sadhornydemons]

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

MOTHERFUCKER MADE ME DO A DOUBLE TAKE

YOU’RE NOT HIM!!

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 29/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / bonus / 23 / 24 / 25/ 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39 / 40 / [41 onwards]

[satoumafuyuss]

This is totally how this scene went, right?