#+ and I am cranky about it.

[estbela]

Should I reblog an ask game. Question of the century. Idk maybe it will make me able to form a coherent thought about hetalia

[bandtrees]

they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way

[jeeaark]

Lately, Greygold hasn't been using their animal companions as much. Mostly because Mama-Rachne is taking good caring of Mizora at camp and totally not because they keep scaring away the citizens. Giving her a 5-star hotel treatment, silky sheets included. Haven't heard any complaints from her yet.

[pizzaqueen]

Steve likes to think he’s the responsible one, that he’s totally over all that teenage stuff, he’s a man now, he’s Seen Things! But! It would be so easy for Eddie to talk him into doing dumb shit. So easy

[essektheylyss]

anyway I should go to sleep but. cannot believe I started today just excited for magic science bullshit and ended it with THE BRIGHT QUEEN MY BELOVED IN VASSELHEIM. I am most blessed by the Luxon and I have been duly rewarded, etc etc

[captainofthetidesbreath]

not to be like this but all of the posts (and there are many across multiple platforms) right now going "I mean obviously I'm not mad or whining or anything but it sucks that there's all these three week breaks, how am I going to survive, this is awful, I cannot believe this is happening to me" like, it does in fact come off as entitled no matter how many qualifiers are put onto it

and the a smaller subset of THAT going "CLEARLY C3 isn't a priority for the studio" or "they're obviously trying to kill C3" or even posting stuff that comes off as "um, don't they know that if they keep doing this I won't shop here watch anymore", like, come on

as a tangent, genuinely, I feel like a lot of people have trouble admitting that they don't actually like C3 so they get existentially worried about them losing interest over a slightly longer break because it'll force them to acknowledge that they aren't actually interested, but it's fine not to be interested!

[thevioletcaptain]

if you as a fic reader ever become possessed by the urge to do a popularity bracket with the fics other people wrote and shared for fun and for free, consider:

don't ❤️ 

[wordingg]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chilchuck Tims/Laios Touden Characters: Chilchuck Tims, Laios Touden Additional Tags: Size Difference, u know how it is. sighs, ear biting (sexual), this is very weird but so is laios, laios touden oral fixation king, Biting, Character Study, Kinda, falin haunting the narrative, shout out to the bugs in the walls, probably exaggerating how well chilchuck can hear, the summary sounds like laios pov but it actually swaps, Size Kink, Mutual Pining, but neither of them are aware theyre doing it, Overstimulation, Nipple Play, Scent Kink, Armpit Kink, Dacryphilia, Edging, Self-Harm, but its laios testing his teeth out on himself, idk how to explain it, Oral Sex, Kissing, Rimming, Predator/Prey, Anal Fingering, implied monsterfucking, laios typical, Under-negotiated Kink, Multiple Orgasms, this is more sappy than it seems i swear, light bloodplay, they get weird with it, farcille crumbs, Exhibitionism, but its kinda out of necessity Summary:

Laios‘ mind has always been full of monsters, of their dark shimmering scales, their soft fur and knowing eyes, the delicious taste of their flesh, seared over a low flame or pan-fried. Lately, there’s also been the matter of his hands, wrapped around Chilchuck‘s waist, fingers meeting at the tips. His thumb rubbing along the shell of those big ears that flush so easily. His teeth pressed to the back of the halfling‘s neck. They can‘t afford to be distracted, but a taste should be enough to take the edge off.

Where Falin is haunting the narrative, Laios takes an opportunity, and Chilchuck has no idea what he‘s getting into before it‘s too late. (And poor Marcille should not have to deal with any of this)

[itspileofgoodthings]

you know, there comes a point at which I am simply tapped out of being able to admire the beauties and wonders of nature

[coquelicoq]

gurathin, thiago, indah...starting to get the sense that if murderbot didn't have any specific person playing the role of "someone i deep down respect who i'm convinced hates me" at any given time, presaux would have to assign someone, for enrichment purposes

[sibylsleaves]

why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of buck getting mad at eddie for this...

[threnodians]

honkai star rail fandom: “tHe OuTfItS aRe ToO cOmPlIcAtEd!!!”

*honkai star rail makes some playable characters that wear simpler clothing*

honkai star rail fandom: “uGh ThEy LoOk LiKe A fOuR sTaR!!!”

... don’t even get me started on how basically everyone hates that the people from the xianzhou alliance wear the same style of clothing... chinese clothing... almost as if... they’re from the same place... and have the same culture... therefore the same style of clothing... hsr fans learn how to use your brains please oh my god

[dyrewrites]

Anyone else have cats who wake you up to tell you they're leaving or entering the bedroom?

What is that. Why do I need to know you're leaving, you furry heater that takes up more bed than you should physically be able to. Just leave the room. It's fine. I know where you are, it is not a big house.

[the-trans-dragon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I fucking hate how the pandemic has turned Germs into a fucking political debate. Masking isn't a trend! It's not a social statement! It isn't about fitting into society and being normal and doing what everyone else does!

Pathogens aren't going to go "oh, I was going to infect people but silly me! It's weird to wear masks now, because society decided masks are stupid, so I'll just wait until masks are socially acceptable again before being contagious."

It's a fucking pathogen! It's powered by statistics and the better it is as infecting people, the more people will infect, and it's seriously just a boring viscious circle. It isn't complicated or tricky! It isn't hard to understand!

If you wanna go out and rawdog the air during a viral global pandemic then you're an asshole for not caring about other people; and if you think it's rude for me to ask you to wear a mask then please consider this: it is FAR more rude to fucking risk my health!

[boxwinebaddie]

oh my fucking GOD, this is just personal stuff...but i just ran into a group of teachers who asked me what my summer plans were. we were all smiling up until i mentioned i was 'working summer camp!' <3 c': and they all just looked at each other, looking legit fkn haunted then said 'why...would you do that?'

and i was confused so i was like

'well i was told it was super fun and chill' and one of the teachers just shook her head like 'nina...i have no idea who told you that, but summer camp here is actually HELL. it's hot and brutal. its a Shit Show. whoever told you that probably just told you that because they are desperate to get people to sign up bc no one will do it..."

...because of how fucking Horrible it is.

OOOOHHHH MY GOD. nOOOOOOO. :(((

[undefeatablesin]

Beat the DLC. So that obviously means its time to play Bloodborne again for the 800th time ✨️