#& kelly is dating jd

[the-bellhopper]

Teenagers

[fireworkss-exe]

my type in men is just. guys who are affiliated with theatre in one way or another

[toxinoire]

Finally, I can write again!

This is how I visualize the final scene went down. A mix of both the 1988 movie and the musical.

~~~~~~

"Say hi to God."

Kaboom

Veronica, with a cigarette between her fingers and a sprained ankle, made her way through the school hallway as the other students ran past her to see where the explosion came from.

She contemplated.

She feels nothing.

Is she happy that four people had to fucking die? Absolutely not.

But...

When she looks at who are dead, Heather Chandler, Kurt Kelly, Ram Sweeney, Jason Dean...

Honestly she only feels bad for Heather. Because as much of a bitch as she was, she had her good moments. Moments that made her seem slightly human.

Kurt and Ram, she doesn't care. Those two were rapists. She doesn't like that she pulled the trigger, but Kurt and Ram being dead meant nothing to her.

As for JD....

She hopes he sees his mother. She hopes his father grows a brain and realizes his son is gone because he was never a father to him.

But as for him literally exploding in front of her...

She feels nothing.

She can only mourn that JD she first met, the lost boy who wanted his mother and was sweet, kind, a gentleman, and caring. Not the one that died in front of her.

The crowds moved past her, Veronica is too tired to even care that no one is asking what happened to her, why she looks disheveled and has blood running down her head.

Well,

Someone did say something.

"Veronica." Heather Duke called her, in all red. Veronica can't deny that she looks good in it, but still, she hates her in it. "You look like hell." Heather Duke moved closer to her, as if to inspect her. Veronica notices the slight concern in her eyes, and how she seems to be holding back her hands from reaching out to Veronica.

Veronica hates that last detail. Heather used to always reach out to her.

"Yeah?" Veronica chuckles. "I just got back."

Then, another voice calls her. "Veronica!"

Veronica and Heather Duke turn around to see Heather McNamara running to them. "Where have you been?!"

Heather Mac looks worried. Like, really really worried. "Miss Flemming told us you killed yourself." Heather Mac actually reaches out to her, inspecting her injuries, before she rests her hands on Veronica's face.

Veronica doesn't even hide how she leans into the touch.

She then sees the red fucking scrunchie and snaps back to where she is.

Veronica moves closer to Heather Duke and turns her around to take that damn thing off her.

"Veronica, what are you doing?" Heather Duke asks.

The students who were originally going to run past them stops in their tracks when they see Veronica with the scrunchie.

She wears it on her wrist and raises it up.

Time to actually do something.

"Listen up folks, war is over. Brand new sheriff's come to town." Veronica knows she sounds tired, but fuck that. "We are done with acting evil, we will lay out weapons down." She ties her hair with the scrunchie.

Everyone is watching her.

Good.

"We're all damaged, we're all frightened, we're all freaks. But that's alright. We'll endure it, we'll survive it-" Veronica pauses slightly when she sees Betty and Martha by the crowd. She calls them. "Martha, Betty."

They both turn to look at her, clearly resisting the urge to move. Veronica takes a deep breath. "Are you free tonight?"

Martha and Betty look at each other, before turning back to Veronica. They actually move forward this time.

It was silent for a while.

"What?" Martha breaks the silence.

"Uh, my date to pep rally blew-"

Accidental slip

"-me off..."

That's better

"So I was wondering if you guys weren't doing anything tonight we could pop some jiffy pop? Rent a video?" Veronica can hear how hopeful she sounds.

She doesn't have the right to be hopeful after what she did, but she still is.

"Something with a happy ending." She finishes. Veronica really wants a happy ending right now.

"Are there any happy endings?" Martha asks. Gosh, she sounds so tired. Betty isn't even looking at her in the eye.

Veronica looks at everyone around them and sighs. She turns back to her--hopefully still best friends. "I can't promise no more Heathers, high school may not ever end." She steps closer. "Still I miss you, I'd be honored-" She swallows. "If you'd let me be your friend."

"My friend." Martha says, as she takes Veronica by the hand and pulls her into a hug.

"We can be seventeen. We can learn how to chill." Veronica feels tears form in her eyes as Martha joins her. "If no one-"

Then, Betty joins them. "-loves me now, someday somebody will." She finally meets Veronica's gaze. "We can be seventeen. Still time to make things right. One day we'll change the world, but let's kick back tonight."

This time, it's Veronica who reaches out her to Heather Duke and Heather Mac.

Heather Mac immediately grabs her hand. "Let's go be seventeen. Take off our clothes and dance."

Veronica walks, well, limps, towards Heather Duke and reaches out, a silent plea in her eyes. Heather Duke hesitantly takes her hand, and once she has fully held it, Veronica pulls her into a hug.

Heather Duke puts one hand on Veronica's back, lightly returning the hug. But she grips onto Veronica's jacket as if it's a lifeline.

Veronica sighed. She really missed her. She didn't like what the scrunchie turned her into.

But holy shit, did she missed her.

"Act like we're all still kids, cause this could be our final chance."

Veronica smiles as she sees Betty, Martha, Heather M, and Heather D all try to be nice to each other.

Maybe they can all be friends.

Now everyone is joining them.

"Always be seventeen

Celebrate you and I

maybe we won't grow old.

And maybe then we'll never die."

Veronica feels happy. Genuinely, happy.

She missed that.

"We'll make it beautiful."

Veronica swears she hears Heather Chandler's voice.

"We'll make it beautiful.

Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful"

This really feels like a win for Veronica.

[joequiinn]

The Dos and Dont’s of Fake Dating - inspo guide!

When I'm working on a story, I draw on all kinds of media as inspiration. I make lists of characters' fav movies or playlists that remind me of them, etc.

These are just some things I took inspo from/relate to Dos and Don'ts! I'm taking a brief pause in writing, so hopefully these will hold us over!

@sheneedsrocknroll92 and @steeldaisies because yall showed some interest!!

Playlist

I have a lil playlist full of songs that fit this fic's vibes in some way or another. There are various genres and tones and themes, so if you aren't afraid of bouncing around between types of music, this may be a fun way to vibe with the fic!

Music

Mystery by Dio - this is 100% THEIR song, I've associated this with Eddie and ice princess since day one; it will also make an appearance in an upcoming chapter~

Just Tonight by the Pretty Reckless - this song is one I associate with a particular chapter that is drafted but not out yet, and the vibes in general really mesh with some of the themes of this fic.

Ghost, HIM/Ville Valo, & Twilight Creeps - I just listen to these artists a lot while brainstorming and writing this fic; some particular songs are on the playlist mentioned above!

David Bowie & Fleetwood Mac - sooo ice princess isn't really a music person, because I think it's a funny contrast to Eddie; however, I do think she has a few Bowie and Fleetwood vinyls/cassettes lying around that belonged to her mom, so that's the extent of her music knowledge lol

Movies

Can't Buy Me Love - originally, I wanted to write a story inspired by this movie; the setup is ridiculous and I love every minute of it, so if you want to see an early prototype Eddie x ice princess, I suggest watching this one!

10 Things I Hate About You - this was also a movie that I considered using as plot inspo; although they're not the same, I do think similarities can be found in the characters to some extent, especially Patrick = Eddie.

Heathers - the vibes and fashion speak to be, and in another world maybe Eddie and ice princess would serve up some JD and Veronica vibes~

Halloween - it hasn't come up yet in the fic, but ice princess is a closet horror movie fan whose favorite is Halloween (no it's not her fav bc it's my fav what do you mean).

Bride of Chucky - Chucky and Tiffany speak to me on a spiritual level, and I feel like Eddie x ice princess give some of these vibes??? Also RIP Eddie Munson, you would've LOVED Child's Play.

Labyrinth - I picture ice princess having a lot of similarities with Sarah, which I didn't initially notice when I was first writing. There have been many lines I've written that I can SO clearly hear in Jennifer Connelly's voice, so she's a big inspo for this fic. Also, I love Bowie

TV

That 70s Show - putting aside all the real-world controversies, I was obsessed with Jackie & Hyde when I was a kid, and I think you can clearly see a similar character dynamic with Eddie and ice princess.

Married... With Children - have yall SEEN Kelly Bundy??? enough said.

Other

Evil Ernie - maybe you've seen my other Eddie posts, but I've mentioned before that the vibes of this comic series and it's titular character remind me of Eddie, so that's all.

Flight of Icarus - yes, yes, I know that this is literally a book about Eddie, but I still think it's worth noting that I've used the book as some reference, but for the most part I haven't included it too much (I also haven't read it sorry not sorry)

[blueikeproductions]

Hi, love ur art!

what do you think of ship Kurt/Jason dean? I think their interactions make a great spark and giving "strangers to enemies to lovers" dynamic. If you had some head cannons on them, pls share, I beg.

Aw thank you! I’m pleased as punch to know people enjoy my slightly unorthodox take on Heathers.

Ok this is AU centric so bare with me.

In a scenario where Kurt and JD weren’t romantically invested in Ram, Veronica, Duke or Braverman, their dynamic would be… interesting.

Even in the main AU timeline, Kurt is attracted to JD. Like Veronica, he’s smitten by the allure of this mysterious wanna be too cool for school bad boy, and he loves size differences (JD only about comes up to Kurt’s chest, and is wiry and lean in contrast to Kurt being a big bodybuilder). In the main AU, JD wants nothing to do with Kurt initially, finding him to be another jock asshole that tormented Specs, Braverman and Veronica. When Kurt and JD get to know each other better as time goes on when Kurt and Ram begin reforming after getting the crap beat out of them by JD and the shock of Specs’ sudden death, the two bond over shared nerdy interests and grief at loosing a loved one (Kelly for Kurt and Jocelyn for JD).

If it blossomed into true romance, the two would have a playful, flirty vibe, the “What’d your boyfriend say when you said you were moving to Sherwood, Ohiiiiooooo~” becoming a joke between them as JD always responds “About damn time.” as they kiss.

Because the fandom has adopted the idea Musical JD is the submissive/bottom type, it’s kind of a wonder JD is still alive from being eclipsed by the much larger Kurt when in bed (especially in non intimate ways, because Kurt takes up the bed, and tends to roll over on JD.)

In Heartstopper terms, if JD and Braverman were dating, they’d be Charlie and Nick (if Charlie had violent murderous impulses), while JD and Kurt would be Mr. Farouk and Mr. Ajayi.

[dollythesheepp]

Veronica- Chapter 10

Ao3 

Dear Westerburg... You may find what I've done shocking ...

Instead of more details about Veronica's fight with her friend Heather, or lovestruck ramblings about JD, all Betty found when she turned the page were scratched out words, written in a different handwriting than the one she had become accustomed; the phrase occupied one line, and there was nothing else written on it. Betty furrowed her brows and turned the page.

Dear world... No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings.

Same thing. The sentences looked like drafts, as if Veronica was writing a letter and she just couldn't find the right words. What did she do that was so shocking?

Expecting another entry like that, Betty turned the page again, this time staring at Veronica's usual welcome in her messy, barely readable handwriting.

September 24th, 1989. Dear diary...

FUCK!

The single word was written in big, block letters, and it took over three whole lines on the page. Betty chuckled, finding that specific entry funny and very teenage like. She stopped chuckling when she got to the next paragraphs.

Dear diary...

I might as well stop sending my applications to ivy league colleges now, as I'm sure the only place I'll be attending next year will be San Quentin.

I can't believe I actually did that. I just killed my best friend (and my worst enemy, but there's a fine line between those two, as I've come to learn.)

It's been three hours, and I still haven't come to terms with it. Because how exactly do you process something like that? I'm sitting in my room, jumping at every noise my parents make downstairs , just waiting for the moment the police will come knocking on my door.

I can't talk to anyone, not Mom and Dad, not the Heathers (the ones that are still standing, anyway), and not even my freaking therapist. You're the only one I trust now.

What the fuck have I done?

Betty only realized her mouth was open when she started to feel her tongue dry; she closed it and blinked rapidly, snapping out of her shock. She adjusted her glasses on her face, and read everything again, to make sure her myopia hadn't somehow distorted Veronica's words and made them seem like something entirely different than what was in fact written.

That had to be a joke, right? Some sort of dare. Or perhaps Veronica was speaking in metaphors and hadn't actually meant killing her friend in the literal way.

Betty turned the page.

September 25th, 1989 Dear diary...

Heather Chandler's death has wreaked havoc throughout Westurburg. The student body is in shambles now that they've lost their queen.

Heather McNamara can't stop crying (in the moments when she isn't sucking face with Kurt Kelly or complaining about how unfair it is that we only got half a day off from school. Everyone grieves in their own way, I suppose..), Heather Duke has suddenly lost her urge to purge now that Chandler isn't here to comment on every calorie she ingests, Peter Dawson is bragging to everyone about how he was one of the last people to go on a date with the recently deceased Heather and Miss Fleming is in some weird sort of power trip, as if Heather's death awakened in her a need to change the world by forcing teenagers to talk about their feelings.

And me...well, I know that I rambled on about wanting to kill Heather, but I did not plan this. It's one thing to wish someone was dead and it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.

Having said that...If I had the chance to go back in time and undo what I did, I'm not sure I would have changed anything .

Betty blinked, her shock preventing her from expressing any other reaction. She closed the diary as she tried to swallow the lump in her throat and went to bed, finding herself unable to keep reading more.

That night, she didn't sleep.

***

Once the first rays of sunshine started to light up the guest room, Betty gave up on trying to sleep, after restless hours of tossing and turning all night. She stayed in bed, clutching her comforter and staring at the ceiling with a hundred thoughts running amok inside her head, and got up a few minutes after Martha arrived at 8:30; JD woke up shortly after, walking down the stairs already dressed for work.

As usual, Betty found herself in the routine she had established during her stay. She had breakfast, alone this time because JD was late for work and left with an empty stomach and a thermos full of coffee, then she went to the office to work. Seating in front of the computer, Betty couldn't keep her eyes off of the window, where she could see Veronica in the backyard with Martha. They were enjoying the sun as they usually did at that time because Betty wasn't the only one with a routine there.

As a matter of fact, most days in the Sawyer-Dean residence felt exactly the same, like they were all characters in a movie that was being played over and over again. JD would leave for work, Martha would take Veronica outside for a couple of hours and would read her a book or talk to her, then she was fed, cleaned, and Martha would put her back in bed and turn on the TV for her until it was time for her to go to sleep. Sometimes JD would take Veronica downstairs, once he got home, and he'd tell her about her day, other times he would go to her room and stay there with her for hours.

Betty couldn't help thinking about how she would feel in Veronica's position. How draining it must feel to be stuck in that repetitive pattern for the rest of her life. With that thought in her head, she got up and closed the curtains; she didn't want to think about Veronica.

She tried to focus on her job, but the words written in Veronica's diary kept coming back to her every time she closed her eyes. Veronica had killed someone. And according to what she wrote, she didn't feel sorry. Shocked maybe, and scared of getting caught and ruining her life, but she showed no signs of selfless remorse for ending the life of a seventeen year old girl who she had once called a friend.

Did JD know about that? Betty couldn't help but think that God certainly did, and that was why Veronica's life had turned out the way it did. Commeupance comes one way or another.

***

Eventually, Betty managed to forget about the diary for a few hours, her desire to finish her job serving as motivation for her to work faster. With the curtains closed, she didn't feel the hours go by, nor the sun go down until JD knocked on her door.

"Hey," he poked his head inside the office. "Just wanted to see how you were doing."

"I'm good, thanks," she smiled. She glanced at the swatch on her wrist. It was 6:15 p.m. "You're home early today."

JD fully entered the room, leaving the door slightly ajar after he passed. He gave a shrug. "Yeah, I managed to finish some things earlier," he said. "Do you like pasta? I know it's early but I'm starving."

"Same," Betty said. She managed to get through the day with three cups of coffee and one cereal bar, completely forgetting about lunch. "And pasta sounds great."

She followed JD to the kitchen, and she settled down on one of the chairs to watch JD cook. As always, he refused to let her help but after some insistence, he conceded and let her make the salad while he took care of the rest.

"Do you know what I realized?" JD spoke up after the two of them had finished eating. They were seated in the living room, a soccer game playing on the TV, while they rested from eating what felt like enough spaghetti to feed all of Italy.

"What?" Betty asked from her spot on the armchair. She had opted to not seat on the couch with JD; she didn't know how she would feel knowing that he was that close to her and she didn't want to find out. The daydreams and the indecent thoughts were enough.  IItwasnt even because of Martha, she had left earlier that day, but even so, Betty thought it was best to put some boundaries out of respect for JD.

"I talk so much about myself but I barely know anything about you," JD said. It was true, JD did talk a lot about himself but only because Betty asked a lot of questions, she didn't like being the center of attention and she enjoyed getting to know him, so it was always a win-win.

"There's isn't much to know," she said. "I don't have any interesting stories or anything like that."

"Just tell me anything. Where did you grow up?"

"Cleveland," she said. "And you just did the typical 'Oh, I'm so sorry for you'  expression I normally get when I say that."

JD laughed. "There are worse places if that makes you feel better."

Betty knew that Veronica had also been born in Ohio, in a small town called Sherwood but she was glad JD mention that; she didn't want to think about Veronica.

"Maybe a little."

"Good," he chuckled. "Did you always know you wanted to be a writer?"

"No, at first I wanted to be a doctor but I think that was just because every mom wants that for their kid, including mine," she said. "But I'm very squeamish when it comes to blood and all of that, so I changed my mind when I was like 10."

"And how old are you now?"

"Hm," Betty pursed her lips. She looked down at her watch again, the numbers indicating it was 11:45 p.m. She chuckled.  "You're not going to believe this..."

"What?" he asked curiously.

"I'm turning 30 in 15 minutes."

JD's eyes widened in surprise. "What?" he said again. "Really?"

"Yep."

"What a crappy way to spend your birthday, with people you don't know and having to work all day," he said, giving her a sympathetic look.

"I've had worst birthdays," she shrugged.

"Stay right here," JD got up from the couch.

"Where are you going?"

"I'm going to bake you a birthday cake," he said, already raiding the cabinets to get the ingredients.

"You don't have to do that, it's so late..."

"No, I insist. What kind of birthday doesn't have a cake?" he argued. "Just watch some tv, I'll be done before you know it."

"No way, I have to see that," Betty got up to follow him into the kitchen, unable to contain her smile. That was by far one of the sweetest things anyone had ever done for her.

50 minutes later JD placed a chocolate cake in front of her. He cut one slice for her and one for himself. The entire kitchen had been invaded by that delicious smell of freshly baked cake.

"This is really good," Betty said, after swallowing another big piece.

"I'll tell you the secret one day," he gave her a playful wink. "There's hm...there's some frosting on your face."

Automatically she placed her fingers on her face. "Here?" she asked.

"No, right here..." he leaned in closer, and gently put his thumb on the corner of her lips. He kept his finger pressed on her mouth for a second too long like he didn't want to let go. He was close, close enough that she could feel his breath on hers and smell his perfume.

Part of Betty was yelling for her to step aside, and get as far away from JD as possible before any of them could get hurt. Betty didn't listen. Instead, she ended the distance between them with a kiss.

He tasted like chocolate. At first, she thought JD would stop her, or pull away but he didn't. Betty was the one to initiate the kiss but JD was the one who took full control. And she allowed him because it felt so good.

It started slowly, but quickly things became intense, desperate. They both wanted it. She felt his hands running wild through her hips, her legs, her hair. Their lips were still touching, his tongue inside her mouth, her heart palpitating inside chest.

His kisses were exactly how Betty had imagined: explosive, ferocious, dangerous. And wrong. So wrong. But at that moment, neither of them seemed to care. It didn't matter that the hand fumbling with her shirt, desperate to yank it off, was the same hand that he wore his wedding ring, or that his wife was on the floor above. None of it mattered because it felt so right. And it felt so good.

She was thankful that Martha wasn't there anymore, otherwise, she would have heard them as they fiercely tried to quench their needs with each other.

Enthralled by it all, Betty didn't plan on stopping with just a kiss. She wanted more. And she probably would have gotten that, if it wasn't for the sound of something shattering on the second floor.

The noise startled the two of them, who broke apart instantly. JD looked at her, panting and his face red, with lipgloss smeared all over his face, and furrowed his brows, confused. A second later he was racing up the stairs in worry, Betty behind him.

He opened the door to Veronica's room and rushed inside, turning on the lights. He was still panting, but something inside Betty made her beloved that it was out of worry for Veronica's wellbeing, and not out of euphoria from the moment they had in the kitchen. And for a second she felt jealous of JD's invalid wife.

Veronica, as expected, was in bed. Her eyes were closed, it looked like she had been none the wiser about the whole commotion. How was it possible that the noise or JD storming inside her room didn't wake her up? Betty supposed she could be groggy from all of the medications she had to take, but still, she thought it was weird.

"Shit," JD's voice snapped her out of her thoughts, and she stopped staring at Veronica to look at him. On the floor, next to the window was a shattered vase, dozens of pieces, small and big, scattered all over the carpet.

"Did it fall on its own? How?" Betty wondered aloud, more to herself than to him.

"The window is open, it must have been the wind," he said. "Martha probably forgot to close it."

He tiptoed on the floor, trying to avoid stepping on the pieces of broken porcelain, and closed the window, making sure that it was locked this time.

Betty glanced at the sleeping figure on the bed. Veronica looked so peaceful, so fragile. She never would have guessed that Veronica had killed someone.

Betty swallowed the lump in her throat. "You're right, it must have been the wind..."

[zumpietoo]

So Apparently....

Couchfucker (via Thiel) worship some wingnut nerd who wants our nation to be broken up into a whole buncha "patchworks", which each fancee tech dude will then be dictator over.....cuz, you know, $$$$ isn't enough, gotta feed that ego and decide how others (and have no mistake, all us rest mere mortals are definitely "others") live, cuz we're apparently too fucking stupid to decide anything for ourselves.

They also think slavery might have some merits, too....

Naturally, I

A) have a WHOLE lotta questions (like, dude, who decides who gets what "patchwork" square to rule? If you created something really impressive, do you get Hollywood, while if you're, LBR, JD Vance, you get Middletown, OH???)

B) So some stupid (and sorry, IDGAF if you ARE a tech giant, you're still, clearly, a fucking moron and an asshole, too) nerd decided he should rule, cuz Cindy Lou wouldn't be his high school prom date and now we all have to suffer? Eeesshhh...

C) After he watched Rollerball one too many times and decided "a world where executives are in charge would be seewwwww kewl!!! No need even for a dumb, violent, but otherwise boring sport to distract the masses, tho", that is?

Even Project 2025 doesn't sound dumb and crazy compared to this....speaking of, now onto El Donaldo....duuuuudddeee, maybe if you're trying to distance yourself to fool moar peeps and win this ish, you should stop winking out hints on it at every turn?

Tho, maybe I should encourage you to do so, since I can't WAIT for this to be brought up by Kamala and Mark Kelly at every turn....

Cuz seriously? That you want to destroy the legit values this country was founded on (except slavery, I'm sure you're kewl with that one) AND picked the worst imaginable Veep in the process is a gift to us Dems that should NOT be squandered. EVER....

[sunnyie-eve]

Devastated || 4. Perceive

Paring: (Christopher "Sully" Sullivan x Original Female Character Mance!)

Word Count: 2230

Warnings: slight language

Last: Fumble | Next: Curveball

"It's open!" Jennifer shouts from the bathroom as there is a knock at the door.

"What's the plan for the bachelorette party?" Sully falls back onto her bed.

"Cards read to us and, I believe, a tea party. Let me guess, you guys are gonna go fishing and then go to the cannery to drink with a local girl as your stripper?" Jennifer looks over as she does her hair.

"You know me so well."

"Of course I do." She smiles over at him as she leaves the bathroom.

"Well, do you want to be the local stripper?" He jokes, so she slaps his leg.

"I shall not be a surprise stripper for one of my best friends' bachelor party."

"I've seen you let loose when you drink a bit too much." Sully sits up to watch her look through her things.

"Creep," She looks over at him.

"No, you danced for everyone to watch. It's a public place, sweetheart." He points his finger at her.

"Why did you come to bug me? Doesn't the Best Man have things to do?" Jennifer asks and sees him look at her a certain way, "For the Groom!"

"I guess you're right." Sully gets up from her bed.

"Of course I am." She sends him a wink, "Now, go be the Best Man for Henry. Have fun fishing, then other stuff later." Jennifer walks him to her door.

"A kiss goodbye?" Sully puckers his lips, so Jen closes the door on him. "I know you want me too!" She hears him shout walking away.

Being bored till the party, Jennifer goes to the station to go see Shane locked up. It took a few minutes to convince them to let her talk to him, but they gave in.

"Why are you here?" Shane looks at her, not getting up.

"Coming to check up on you. Abby told me everything last night when she got back. I'm sorry about Kelly. I remember how sweet she was."

"Of course, you're here to say that and ignore me trying to kill JD. That's the kind of person you are. You'll ignore the bad someone did and focus on the part that needs to be healed in your eyes." Shane chuckles.

"Shane, you make it seem that since you're my ex, I can't feel for you still? You knew Kelly. Yes, what you did to JD was terrible, but you were going through it because you lost someone you once loved." Jennifer walks up to the cell.

"Just go away."

"No, damn it. Shane, would you stop being stubborn for one fucking moment, please." She puts her arm through the bars, so he grabs her wrist.

"Stop acting like you care because I know you don't care about me."

"Even when we were together, you thought I never cared about you. Why?" She stares him in the eyes.

"I didn't deserve someone like you, so deep down, I felt like charity to you." He lets go of her wrist.

"I wanna make sure you know I never saw you as a charity, Shane. I loved you even through your shitty moments. Yeah, it's a small island, but I still picked you. So if you still want to believe I didn't care for you, then fine." She backs away from him.

"You really loved me?" Shane speaks up.

"Of course I did. And part of me still loves you as a friend because we were friends before dating." She leaves him going back to the Inn.

When she gets back, she sees the guys back from fishing, "You guys have fun?" She smiles.

"Yeah, we caught a couple of small sockeye." Henry smiles.

"That's it? I expected more from you." She laughs.

"Yeah, well, Sully is scared of fish." Henry looks over at him, making Jennifer laugh more.

"Well, I'm glad you had some fun. I'll leave you, men, to whatever." She nods her head at them.

"Hey, where were you coming from?" Henry asks her as the guys wanted to rush off because of the money.

"Oh, I went to go see Shane. That's it." She let him know, so it was his turn to nod his head as she walked off.

"Why go see him?" Sully groans.

"Her first love, Sully." Henry pats his back.

~

A few hours before the bachelorette party, Katherine surprises everyone with a uniform for all the girls to wear. It was a pink jacket that said Trish and Henry on the front shoulder, and she also got black ones for the guys.

Jennifer noticed Trish was not happy, nor was she putting on the jacket like everyone else. It only gets worse for Trish when they all see that all her mother's china was broken.

Jennifer followed her out, and Trish didn't want Chloe talking to her, but Jennifer still tried, "Trish, I'm so sorry about your mother's china." She keeps following her. "Wanna tell me about Katherine? I could tell something happened. You look at her completely differently now." She says, causing Trish to stop walking.

"She's having an affair with Richard. I saw them together and thought something else at first because of how she was tied up but then... I left quickly." Trish whispers to her.

"What?" Jennifer's jaw drops, so Trish pulls her aside.

"Yeah, and she continues to act like she wants to be a good stepmother. How could she do that? She doesn't love my father and is having an affair with her stepdaughter's husband? How could Richard do that to my sister and Madison?"

"Some men are disgusting. Don't realize what they have. Are you going to say anything?" Jennifer asks.

"I don't know. I want to because I feel terrible for Shea, but..." Trish starts to cry more, so Jenny pulls her into a hug.

"The truth will come out, and they'll both regret hurting the ones they're supposed to love." Jennifer pulls her back, "Now, tonight, you are going to have fun and push all of your stress away, okay?"

"I can really understand why Henry adores you so much. You're like a caring sister." Trish smiles.

"I'm a caring person, so it makes sense. Now did my hug help some?"

"It actually did." Trish chuckles, wiping her tears away.

"Great. When Henry and I were kids, we had this saying that hugs fix anything and everything." Jenny smiles.

"I'm sure you just have magical hugs." They both laugh while beginning to walk together.

Once it was finally night, the party started, and the game was if someone said Henry, they would have to drink. At the moment, Trish's cards were being read to her, and she was to be betrayed by someone she loves, but they were also her savior.

"Jen, you're next in line." Trish shakes her shoulders.

"Okay, okay." She takes her seat. "I have this bracelet." She hands it to the lady.

She reacts in a worried way, "A gift from your father." She opens her eyes.

"Umm, it was sent to me not long after I left the island. I thought it was my dad saying sorry for helping send me away." Jennifer tells her as the lady closes her eyes again.

"No, your real father."

"What?" Abby asks, confused.

Jennifer takes a deep breath in, "I-I don't know him, but-" She gets cut off.

"He wants you because you were kept from him. He'll do anything to see you face to face alone."

"Thank you, but I'm done." Jennifer got up and took her bracelet, leaving the room while it was Abby's turn.

While Jennifer was out in the hall, Abby went over to her, "She freaked out on me and left in a rush."

"Did she say anything?"

"Just that she had to leave." Abby tells her.

"That's odd." They walk together to go outside.

"So your dad isn't really your dad? How long have you known?" Abby asks her.

"I've known since I was ten but never said or asked questions. Just a couple of days ago, I finally told Jimmy. That's why our dad never really cared for me as much as he did for Jimmy because I wasn't his. Our mom had an affair with someone she knew years earlier. She got pregnant with me with the guy and lied to our dad. Then she got pregnant with Jimmy with our dad."

"Jen, why didn't you tell me or Henry?" Abby asks, opening the door, and before Jen can answer, the psychic pops out.

"You girls need to leave."

"What?" Abby asks.

"He wants you dead. And he wants what's his. He won't stop." She tells the two before walking off.

"What?" Jennifer asks, confused and slightly scared.

"She's just trying to scare us."

"Abby, she knew about me not knowing my real dad. She knew I was kept from him. I got a letter from someone saying have I ever wondered who my real father was? Being kept from him? She shouldn't know that." Jennifer walks away, and her feet take her to the Cannery.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" Henry sees her.

"Just wanted a strong drink." She rushes over to the bar, and Nikki makes her a drink.

"You okay, honey?" Nikki asks, seeing that Jennifer was not doing well.

"Nothing to worry about, trust me." She downs her drink, then gets a beer turning to see Sully alone cuddling the blow-up doll. "See, you finally found a girl to fall for your charm." She jokes, walking up to him.

"She seems to be the only one who doesn't fall for an accent." Sully stares across the bar, so Jenny looks.

"Again, he's a sweet guy, Sully." She takes a seat at his table.

"Why are you here?" He looks over at her.

"The psychic kinda freaked me out, to be honest, and I wanted a strong drink."

"How?" He asks, still cuddling the doll.

"Kinda don't wanna talk about it right now if that's okay."

"It's all fake, don't worry." He drinks his beer.

"That's the thing it wasn't fake about me."

"Then she was told what to say." He tries to reassure her.

"Sully, no one knew about what she said. I only told Jimmy a few days ago, and I know he didn't tell her what to say." She starts to freak out.

"Hey, hey." Sully grabs her free hand, "It's okay."

"I don't know." She cries.

"Okay, know what. Let's go back to the hotel. I think you should get some rest." He gets out of his chair, pulling her up.

"Where you guys going?" Henry asks on the way out.

"Jen needs to get some rest, and I want to make sure she gets back okay." Sully tells him, opening the door.

"Okay."

Back at the hotel and walking Jennifer to her room, Sully could tell she was still a little nervous, "I don't know my real dad." Jennifer shouts out as they enter her room, "I've never told anyone, and she knew about him. She said he wanted me because I was kept from him, Sully. I got a letter saying, Have I ever wondered who my real father was? Being kept from him? It's not a coincidence. And I'm scared because she said this person wants Abby dead and wants me because I'm his." She breaks down to him.

"She's just trying to scare you. I'm sure of it. Come here." He pulls her into his chest.

"Explain her and then the letter... There's more going on that I don't know about, and I'm scared, Sully."

"Nothing is going to happen to you. I promise you that. No one is after you... Except me, sorry. Not the time for jokes. You're going to be okay." He holds her.

"Stay with me tonight, please." She cries.

"Of course. If it will make you feel safe and better, I will. I promise to stay on my side." He kisses the top of her head. "I'm gonna go change, and I'll be right back." He lets go of her, but she stops him.

"Just sleep in your damn underwear. I don't care, and I don't want to be alone." She looks him in the eyes, so he nods his head.

While she goes to the bathroom to change, Sully gets in her bed, "I'm gonna sleep with Jen. I mean not sleep, but I'm sharing a bed with her. I'm actually making progress." He talks to himself with a smile.

"You aren't talking to yourself as quietly as you think." Jennifer comes out getting in bed.

"But am I making some progress?" He turns his head to face her.

"I'm sharing a bed with you. You could be on the floor on a pallet." She does the same as him.

"Jen, don't worry about what she said. I'll make sure no one gets you. Even if it is your real father looking for you." Sully causes Jennifer to move over to cuddle him, which he gladly accepts.

"I appreciate that, Sul."

"I hope you know I actually mean what I'm saying and not just saying whatever to trick you into liking me back." He lets her know.

"Trust me, I know you aren't just saying it. I can tell in the tone of your voice." She cuddles into him more, "Thank you for this."

[norsecoyote]

Full track list + Bandcamp links:

The Happy Fits - Hold Me Down The Wrecks - Lone Survivor Delta Rae - Danced Right Out Of My Arms Orville Peck - Daytona Sand Joe Hertler & The Rainbow Seekers - HELP Saint Mesa - Lion Air Traffic Controller - 20 Dessa - Blush MisterWives - Where Do We Go From Here? DEVORA - Fist Fight JD McPherson - LUCKY PENNY Fever Dolls - Gennifer Flowers Charming Disaster - Blacksnake Brandi Carlile - Mama Werewolf Dear Rouge - Facedown Julian Moon - Pomegranate Seeds Parker Millsap - Hades Pleads Gin Wigmore - Man Like That Ivan & Alyosha - Everybody Breaks Jake Wesley Rogers - Dark Bird (St. Lucia Remix) Dead Pony - Bullet Farm Young Rising Sons - SAD (Clap Your Hands) Ellen Winter - Mantras Eric Nally - Ruby Z Berg - All out of Tears molly ofgeography - Bowerbird Honest Men - I'm Okay Chappell Roan - My Kink is Karma Grace Womack - Yellow Cowboy Hat Wild Party - Chasin' Honey Caro Emerald - That Man JJ and The Pillars - Ink & the Ash Ceschi - Middle Earth (feat. Sammus) Lucius - Dance Around It (feat. Brandi Carlile & Sheryl Crow) JOSEPH - Good Luck, Kid Damn the Witch Siren - Claire Danes Animal Sun - girl in blue (remastered) Bitter Ruin - Leather for Hell Jamestown Revival - Crazy World (Judgement Day) Felix Hagan & the Family - Gene Kelly Katie Kuffel - Table Song HOUNDS - Shake Me Up Rocket Surgeons - Horns (Me-Oh-My Mix) Maisie Peters - Psycho niko+ - Ride Magic Sugar Coffee - Dogs The Secret Sisters - Silver Good Lovelies - Made for Rain The Wind and The Wave - Follow Your Heart Around Jackie Venson - When It's Right Sister Sparrow - Ghost Run River North - Wake Up Jessie Ware - Begin Again - Single Edit Muddy Magnolias - Devil's Teeth Kid Sistr - Little Sister Song Whitehorse - Manitoba Bound The New Respects - Hands Up Haunted Like Human - Run Devil Run Avi Kaplan - It Knows Me The Show Ponies - How It All Goes Down Valkyrik - Run Wild I Fight Dragons - The Devil You Know Trousdale - Do Re Mi Jade Bird - Uh Huh Molly Tuttle & Golden Highway - El Dorado Ahli - Pretty Nervous firekid - Die for Alabama K.Flay - Blood In The Cut Della Mae - The Way It Was Before The Modern Electric - All We Have Is Now Jeff Tuohy - Bourbon Street Don McCloskey - First In Flight Dawg Yawp - I Wanna Be A Dawg We Banjo 3 - Light in the Sky Mating Ritual - The Bungalow Rising Appalachia - Cuckoo Josh Ramsay - Blame It On The Beat Maggie Rose - Help Myself Philip Labes - Reasons To Never Date Again Miko Marks and the Resurrectors - Feel Like Going Home Pixie and The Partygrass Boys - Home The Scarlet Opera - Riot The Strike - Devils in the Canyon Devon Cole - Dickhead Autoheart - Lent Greta Isaac - You - Acoustic ZEE MACHINE - FCKSHTUP! Kathleen - Glass Piano CATTY - Deep End Sonny Cleveland - Nowhere Left for You to Run The Orphan The Poet - Feelin' Good (Could Be Better) Juniper Vale - Singing in the Rain CALYPSO - The Exorcist Lights - Voices Carry Burn The Ballroom - Crazy Logan Ledger - (I’m Gonna Get Over This) Some Day Myylo - Being Born Kinda Sucks Ripe - Settling Dorian Electra - Sodom & Gomorrah Paige Keiner & Spencer Jordan - and then you die!

Music: Best of 2023

This year I've been particularly active about trying to find new artists and then exploring their catalogs, and according to Spotify I've hit Like on over 1,000 songs (and purchased over 650, because frankly fuck Spotify). So, around the beginning of December, I thought it would be fun to try and pull together a Best of 2023 playlist, and three weeks later here we are!

These are not by any measures songs that were released in 2023, just songs that I, personally, happened to hear for the first time this year (well, including December 22, so that the playlist spans a full 12 months).

I also gave myself the restriction that I could only use one song by any single artist, which was easily the hardest part of making the list (although I would absolutely have run into different, equally hard choices otherwise). And then, because this is a fundamentally self-indulgent exercise, I dumped a bunch of second tracks by my favorite new artists, and a few other difficult last-minute cuts, into a "B-Side" playlist that's still half the length of the main one.

Anyway, here they are -- hopefully you'll discover something new, too!

(I'll make a second post later with the full playlist text including links to Bandcamp pages where applicable.)

[best-of-scrubs]

My Way or the Highway, 1.20

[fbfh]

USER FBFH IT IS 2 AM AND THIS IS WHAT MY MIND IS CHOOSING TO THINK ABOUT

LITERALLY SAME!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S JUST HE'S SO HE'S VERY. HM. I swear to god I want to bite him so bad. He's... he gets so happy when he looks at you or thinks about you or sees you or gets texts from you or when you pay attention to him. Ricky really is built different. He is literally the only boy in theatre that could play Jack Kelly and not be super toxic and evil off stage. Other roles I would love to see Ricky play include Emmett in legally blonde, Nino in amelie, jd in heathers, and link in hairspray. I can also see him being an amazing pierre in natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 (granted I just started listening to it and am only part way through). Ricky just has this sense of joy and playfulness that can only be described as exuberant. I would love to duet when you're home from in the heights with him bc he could TOTALLY pull off Benny especially in that song. Also the way Benjy says "I AM IN LOVE WITH THE BREAD GIRL!!!!" in twenty million people from my favorite year????? RICKY CODED. When yall are doing professional theatre together he will act like you have a regular date you go on after shows and casually act like your boyfriend until you realize god dammit I actually really like that a lot and let him be your boyfriend fr.

Also since it's 2am when you sent this CONSIDER. Ricky cuddling up next to you when you can't sleep in one of his soft hoodies that sort of smells like his throb cologne and he's holding you tight all cozy under the blankets while some show or white noise plays in the background and hes pressing little kisses to your face hoping it'll help you sleep but he's so sweet and you're so flustered it's actually keeping you awake but you don't have the heart to tell him that. He's a puppy. He's your golden retriever puppy boy. He would not have it any other way. He's being so fucking painfully soft with you it feels unreal. That someone loves you this much. But he does.

[classic80sand90smovieloves2]

Masterlist

A list of my old writing that you can request I revise

Song Prompts

Meeting and Dating Headcanons~

Pretty in Pink

Andie Walsh

Duckie Dale

Blane McDonagh

Steff McKee

Sixteen Candles 

Jake Ryan

The Lost Boys

Paul

Dwayne

Poly Lost Boys

Edgar Frog

The Breakfast Club

Brian Johnson

John Bender

Andrew Clark

The Outsiders

Sodapop Curtis

Dallas Winston

Two-Bit Mathews

Rumblefish

Steve Hays

Ferris Buellers Day Off

Cameron Frye

Karate Kid

Daniel Larusso

Johnny Lawrence

Dutch

Heathers

Veronica Sawyer

Jason Dean

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jeff Spicoli

Brad Hamilton

Better Off Dead 

Lane Meyer

Weird Science

Gary Wallace

Wyatt Donnelly

Dream A Little Dream

Dinger Holfield

Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure

Bill S. Preston Esquire

Ted Logan 

Dating Poly Bill and Ted 

The Princess Bride

Inigo Montoya

Interview with the Vampire

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Children of the Corn

Malachai Boardman

National Lampoons 

Rusty Griswold (European Vacation)

Cant Buy Me Love

Kenneth Wurman

The Chocolate War

Jerry Renault

Archie Costello

The Mighty Ducks

Fulton Reed

Dean Portman

Adam Banks

Les Averman

Porkys

Brian Schwartz

Anthony ‘Meat’ Tuperello

Tommy Turner

Tim Cavanaugh

Mickey Jarvis

Just One of the Guys

Terry Griffith

Greg Tolan

Dead Poets Society 

Neil Perry

Todd Anderson

Charlie Dalton

Knox Overstreet

Steven Meeks

Earth Girls are Easy

Mac

Combat Academy 

Perry Barnett

Waynes World

Garth Algar

Austin Powers

Austin Powers

Toy Soldiers

Ricardo Montoya

Good Will Hunting

Chuckie Sullivan

10 Things I Hate About You

Joey Donner

My Bodyguard

Ricky Linderman

Melvin Moody

Stand and Deliver

Angel Guzman

Something Wild 

Ray Sinclair

Three O’Clock High 

Buddy Revell

Intruder

Randy

Young Guns

Jose Chavez y Chavez

Billy the Kid

Doc Scurlock

Dazed and Confused

Benny O’Donnell

Don Dawson

Kevin Pickford

Randall “Pink” Floyd

Fred O’Bannion

Mitch Kramer

Ron Slater

Shavonne Wright

Dogfight

Eddie Birdlace

Ladybugs

Matthew

Goosebumps

Sticks

Freddy Renfield

Twister

Robert ‘Rabbit’ Nurick

Stand by me 

Ace Merrill

School Ties

Rip Van Kelt 

Chris Reece

The Untouchables

Eliot Ness

The Godfather

Tom Hagen

(Young) Vito Corleone

(Old) Vito Corleone

Goodfellas

Henry Hill

Little Shop of Horrors

Seymour Krelborn

Newsies

Specs

Near Dark

Severen

Friday the 13th

Jason Voorhees

Scream

Billy Loomis 

Poly Billy and  Stu

Stu Macher

The Craft

Nancy Downs

Hocus Pocus

Max Dennison

Thackery Binx

Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz

Adam Maitland

The Crow

Eric Draven

Ghostbusters

Ray Stantz

Aliens

Bishop

An American Werewolf in London

Jack Goodman

Sleepaway Camp

Ricky Thomas

Re-animator

Herbert West

Silence of the Lambs

Clarice Starling

Fright Night

Jerry Dandridge

Candyman

Daniel Robitaille

The Evil Dead

Ash Williams

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Harvey Kinkle

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike

Full Metal Jacket

Sgt. Hartman

Joker

Animal Mother

Pyle

Preference~ the boys with an s/o whose ex stalks them

Grease

Kenickie

Labyrinth

Jareth

Total Recall

Douglas Quaid

Requested “Would Includes” and Imagines/Fics~

Darry falling for Johnny’s sister

Allison Reynolds dating a shy nerdy girl

Starting a family with Cameron Frye

Making out with Cameron Frye

Cameron Frye comforting you when you’re upset

Getting drunk with the Ferris Bueller crew

Gary Wallace dating a tall girl

George Mcfly with a dominant flirty s/o

Comforting and being comforted by Will Hunting

Will Hunting having a crush on you

Being apart of the good will hunting gang

Armand with a virgin s/o (including nsfw)

Lestat and Louis dating a girl who loves horror movies

Making out with Duckie Dale

Duckie Dale cheering you up

Cliff having a crush on you

Making out with Cliff

Making out with Bryce

Bryce having a crush on you

The Lost Boys with an s/o having an anxiety attack + fighting depression

The Lost Boys with a sweet and innocent s/o

The Lost Boys with a curvy mate

The Lost Boys fighting with their mates

The Lost Boys dating a shy short girl

The Lost Boys taking care of you when you’re hurt

Getting drunk with the Lost Boys would include

David x Laddies older sister

Making out with Edgar Frog

Being Married to Archie Costello

Going to the beach with Archie Costello

Making out with Archie Costello

Darrys girlfriend landing a job at a local cafe as a singer

Making out with Kenneth Wurman

Being Cindys friend and Ronalds crush

Harold Sherbico having a crush

Kim Kelly dating her polar opposite

Neil Perry dating an artist

Making out with Charlie Dalton

Jealous Charlie Dalton

Jealous Knox Overstreet

A study date with Steven Meeks

Spending the winter season with Neil Perry

Comforting Charlie Dalton after he gets expelled 

The dead poets walking in on Charlie and his secret, shy girlfriend 

Simon Boggs having a crush on Laneys friend

Faking It-Cindy Mancini falling for the girl who paid her to be her friend

Spike having a crush on you

Steff McKee having a crush on you

Marko having a crush on you

David having a crush on you 

Paul having a crush on you

Dwayne having a crush on you

Dwayne x vampire reader who dresses like Stevie Nicks

Making out with Keith Nelson

Meat having a crush on Peewees sister

Admit it- Mickey Jarvis and his future s/o having crushes on each other

Being a part of team USA and meeting Adam and Charlie

Dwayne Robertson having a crush on you

Sleepover with Bill and Ted (including nsfw)

Being pregnant with Ted Logans child

Starring in the schools Romeo and Juliet with Ted Logan

Ted Logan asking you to be his valentine

Spending Valentines day with Steff McKee

Spending Valentines day with Steven Meeks

Spending Valentines day with Keith Nelson

Spending your first Valentines day with Bryce

Wishing I Was Her (Nick Andopolis)

If You Want Out Just Say It (Ace Merrill)

Going on the Ferris adventure

Going on your own adventure with Cameron Frye

Making out with Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd

Travelling back in time with Marty McFly

Tommy Devito dating a chubby artist

Years Gone By (Michael Corleone)

Sonny Corleone dating his opposite

Phillipe Gaston x reader~ Fairy Tale 

Being Fulton's sister and Dating Dean Portman

Comforting Todd when he’s upset

Being married to Bill S. Preston Esquire

Being married to Ted Logan

Spending Halloween/October with Knox Overstreet

Making out with Knox

A will they, won’t they relationship with Seth Brundle

Falling in love with Edward Scissorhands

Dwayne Hicks with an Android!Technician s/o

Private Joker dating an artist 

Jareth falling in love with you

Being married to Matt Hooper and going to Amity

The way you make me feel~ John Bender

Being in a long term relationship with JD

J.D. with a chronically ill s/o

Archie with a chronically ill s/o

Making out with Ted Logan

Archibald Craven falling in love

Andy Dufresne falling in love

Nsfw Headcanons~ 

Group sex with the lost boys

Sam Emerson

Threesome with Obie and Archie

Armand

Archie Costello

(sub) Archie Costello

Obie

Johnny Cade

Cameron Frye

Duckie Dale

Blane

John Bender

Randy (Intruder)

Joey Donner

Kenneth Wurman

Keith Nelson

The Dead Poets Kinks

Knox Overstreet

Charlie Dalton

Steven Meeks

Todd Anderson

Neil Perry

Gerard Pitts

John Bender taking your virginity

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Dinger Holfield

The Lost Boys

JD

Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd

Benny O’donnell

Fred O’Bannion

Cliff

Bryce

Johnny Walker

George Mcfly

Brian Moreland

(sub) Perry Barnett 

Bill S. Preston Esquire

Ted Logan

Randy Meeks

Michael Emerson

Nancy Downs

Ray Stantz

Egon Spengler

Spike

Angel Guzman

Sgt. Hartman

Brad Hamilton

Douglas Quaid

Chris (night of the creeps)

Sonny Corleone with a shy, virgin s/o

George Mcfly getting jealous and being dominant

Grease Monkey (Keith Nelson smut)

Sins of the flesh and matters of the heart (David x reader + Dwayne smut)

[mockingbirdshymn]

i have free time and can now elaborate

in Unnamed Elementary School, here are the following roles and why

Eva = Heather Chandler — both are mythic bitches, “leaders” of their weird girl gang (why is it always 3 girls)

Aubrey = Heather McNamara — she almost didn’t make the part but she was the least bitchy out of Eva’s clique. she barely spoke and was the kid who loved art but could be an asshole sometimes so she’s not exactly like McNamara but she’s close enough and doesn’t fit any of the other heathers

Kristina = Heather Duke — fought with Eva a lot but were somehow besties, tried to be the boss of the group whenever Eva wasn’t around, second almost awful, second in charge

Me = Martha — purely for the sake that i was chubby, bullied, and friends with the person who holds the Veronica Role

Katie = Martha — we split the role here, though she was frankly skinny and bullied for other reasons (Quinn abandon us both)

Quinn = Veronica — quinn if you’re seeing this im sorry but u were a bit of an asshole. she essentially traded me off for the elementary equivalent of the heathers, bullied me once joining them, and had this weird relationship with the role of JD

Ram Sweeney = Evan — liked Quinn, was creepy guy, debating putting him as the role of JD because he seems the type to commit gun violence (this is entirely off topic but once he tried singing to me in math class like we lived in a fucking musical and that’s funny)

Kurt Kelly = Miguel — liked Quinn, pretty much the same except a Very Dumb asshole who was hashtag besties with Evan

both of these guys were definitely gay for each other though so take that as you will

Jason Dean = gavin. FUCK U GAVIN!!! he was a weird asshole tbh. tho he dated eva in middle and high school so idk if he’s too fitting of the role. nevertheless he said someone was to bomb the bus causing a lockdown bc he didn’t want to go to school the next day. so. (idk why they listened to him though he was like 10)

Ms. Fleming = Ms. Grant — ilysm ms grant anyway she fits the role

in elementary school i lived heathers the musical without the murder

[blueikeproductions]

Since I see sexuality brought up a lot in Heathers I guess I feel obligated to mention what the gang in my AU are. I typically don’t focus on that in my own stuff, preferring to focus on shenanigans than dating (except for the rare occasion when the shenanigan IS dating), and I’m not huge or fully up and up on labels either so forgive me if I might confuse a couple.

JD: Straight with some asexual tendencies. A running gag is everyone, even the teachers, thinks JD is dating Dan, but the two shoot it down, especially when JD gets adopted into the Braverman clan as Dan’s brother. Any affection towards Dan is purely platonic and later familial, although JD does struggle with the concept of love in general, especially because of his empty, loveless upbringing since his mother Jocelyn died. JD meanwhile IS sexually attracted to Veronica, but because this is a new feeling for him, he struggles in showing his feelings well, as Dan can attest. Doesn’t care about one’s sexuality, only their character, but is extremely confused by the various labels and definitions. Later on, when he learns his little brother Liam is gay, he and Dan gladly support their brother, with JD happily putting the fear of God in anyone who gives Liam a hard time about it: child or adult. Dan: Bisexual, but doesn’t display that side of himself often. He very clearly has types: plus sized girls, and hunky muscular guys. He especially likes big arms on both. Breaking conventions, the nerdy Dan alludes to having had sex before, with both girls and guys, but it’s very few and far between because he’s not actively seeking a hookup like Red Heather, Kurt or Ram would. He has big crushes on Martha and Kurt, and ultimately falls in love with and marries Martha after college. If a different path was taken, he may have gotten with Kurt instead. Veronica: Bisexual. Discovered in middle school she liked girls also during an awkward gym class encounter, but because of cultural stigma at the time, largely keeps it buried. Her type is definitely the Heathers (although she would prefer a partner who is nice rather than a jerk), and those in Veronica’s circle like Dan and Betty like to tease her for her clear puppy love of Red Heather. She likes tall, thin but toned guys, partly why she fell for JD in the first place, but also places importance on intelligence (JD is very well read and book smart despite demeanor and appearance after all).

Betty: Bi-curious. Seems to be particularly interested in Green Heather, but it’s never reciprocated.

Tracey: Aro/Ace. Has no real interest in dating and is content to go by the beat of her own drum. Values friendship and family, having a strong friendship with Dan, JD, Specs, Veronica, Martha and her little brother.

Martha: Straight. 100% into men, no question. Values kindness above all else, with cute, squarish faces as a second. Is surprisingly progressive and supports Kurt and Ram’s relationship when she eventually figures it out.

Kurt: 100% gay. Initially hides it, forcing himself on to girls, but it’s clear both parties aren’t really into it. Is very playful with someone he likes, and leans into open relationships. Secretly dating Ram, but has an interest in JD and Dan. Kurt and Dan do have a mutual attraction, and the two did once share a night together. When Kurt is drunk and with Dan, all the inhibitors are off, he’s very touchy feely with him, and likes to show off his chest and abs, making Ram mildly jealous. Had a three way with Ram and Dan at one point.

Ram: Bisexual, but has more of a preference towards guys. Secretly dating Kurt, but harbors romantic feelings for Martha but can’t fully bring himself to pull the trigger. Like Kurt he forces himself on girls to keep up appearances, but usually is thinking of Kurt when having sex. Once had a three way with Kurt and Dan. His parents kicked him out and cut him off when they discovered he was gay after high school, and so he moved in with the Kellys for a while. Maintains a healthy relationship with his sister Kara who stuck up for him when the family fell apart.

Gold Heather: Pansexual. Is happy to be with people who treat her well. Had a mutual attraction with Specs until his death. Her future children are from different fathers, and ultimately stayed with a doting, unnamed girlfriend she met with in college.

Specs: Straight. Had a mutual attraction with Gold Heather, but couldn’t be together because of Red Heather, both because of Red’s authority and because of Red’s murder of Specs.

Liam: Pansexual. A baby during the events of Heathers, but as a teen in the 2000s, Liam gets into a relationship a boy in his class in Westerberg Jr. High. He and Levi briefly became romantic rivals, vying for the boy’s attention. Liam and Levi are best friends otherwise, practically brothers (despite being cousins).

Throttle: Considers himself “heteroflexible” if the body is to his tastes, but mostly pursues women. It doesn’t really matter the gender, he dislikes everyone equally and is only really in it for the sex. Seemed to have a genuine interest in Cheryl Rodgers despite this.

Thrash: 100% straight. Homophobic. No fat chicks. Is thick enough to not realize Throttle, Kurt and Ram sleep around with guys, otherwise he’d obliterate them from orbit. In an on again off again relationship with Red Heather. Had the two survived, they likely would’ve gotten married, calmed waaaaaay down, and had four children.

Green Heather: Bisexual but very repressed and doesn’t fully realize that’s what she is. A bit flirty but her Starscream-ish, mean girl habits get in the way. Does seem to be into Red Heather and Veronica, but doesn’t understand these feelings. Doubly so when she discovers her son Levi is gay later on, but for his sake goes along with it despite heavy conflicting feelings. Might have a slight humiliation kink to explain why she put up with being Red Heather’s doormat, but doesn’t realize this. Her son Levi was born shortly after high school after a fling with a popular boy at Kurt and Ram’s graduation party. Never married, instead married to her job and her son’s well being. Stress ate a lot in college and became more plus sized as irony to her bulimic phase in high school. Surprisingly loves being large and in charge.

Cheryl Rodgers: 100% straight and had an unhealthy attraction to Thrash and Throttle, Throttle being her favorite of the two. Tragically a bit dim, and doesn’t realize when guys are taking advantage of her. Has a male harem kink and secretly wishes Kurt, Ram, Thrash, Throttle, JD, Jamie, and Dan would be with her.

Jamie: Straight. Has a crush on Veronica, but unlike in the Morci Heathers universe, never acted on it. Wound up dating and marrying Cheryl in this universe after Thrash and Throttle died, and the two have a very sweet and loving relationship similar to Dan and Martha’s.

Red Heather: Pansexual but repressed. A lot of internalized homophobia because of her father. Deep down, she does genuinely care for Veronica and is highly jealous of JD, but she enjoys being a mega bitch too much to change for the better. Under better circumstances she may have romantically become involved with Veronica, but whether they would’ve remained together is a big question mark due to their very complex relationship.

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✒Prompts For Requests

✒Character List,

✒Here are some prompts if you want to request with a character. Make sure to check out the character list, its linked above.

✒(Prompts from or inspired by other creators.)

✒Prompts aren't needed for a request but there here if you want one.

1.) Hearing your best friend say you’re nothing more than friends, dying a little on the inside because you wish it was more than that

2.) I'm watching you date all these other people and i don't know what it is i'm feeling but it's definitely not jealousy

3.) Making playlists and mood boards for the other

4.) Whispering jokes/loving words and trying not to laugh/flirt back in fear of disturbing everyone else who's trying to pay attention.

5.) Reading the things your lover enjoys so that when they talk about them, you'll understand and be able to hold a conversation

6.) "You know, I am trying to focus... but I can't deny that it doesn't feel good. Keep going, please."

7.) “You are, without a doubt, the most annoying person i’ve ever met, and don’t even get me started on the sound of your voice.”

8.) “I’ve never seen that smile before.”

9.) Shit, I made them uncomfortable. Why did I have to add 'darling' to the end of that? This is why I don't flirt. Fuck, they're definitely uncomfortable. I should apologise, immediately

10.) laughing at their messy hair in the morning

11.) Apologizing when you call them and hear their deep, sleepy voice answer

12.) "You're horrible." "It comes with the job."

13.) You and your lover sitting next to each other at a table and they rest their hand on your thigh, gently rubbing their thumb back and forth.

14.) Recording their favorite show on the dvr because you know they'll be in a little late tonight and miss it

15.) Messing around in ikea and accidentally spending hours in there

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GH | 35. Dance Break

GH 34  GH 36

It has been a weekI was staying with Rudy in his apartment and, so far, it has been great. Not that I expected anything other than that. There hasn't been much progress in our thing aside from kissing more often and having a harder time keeping our hands to ourselves and I think that could be because of the fact that we were alone and didn't have to worry about getting caught or being teased. I facetimed Maddie pretty much everyday, once in a while with Chase (mostly when he claimed Maddie's phone when she was talking to me) and even had Drew once or twice, not so distrectly, trying to update me on Chaselyn. I loved that they were still as chaotic as ever and couldn't wait to visit them. Rudy had some online interviews and also did some lives on Instagram with other cast members. Aside from editing some of my own pictures, I had nothing else to do in the meantime so I stayed in the background, either cleaning or reading one of the many books Rudy owned. Another day came by and Rudy was supposed to go live again with JD. I had to answer to some e-mails but decided to push that task to when Rudy was busy so I could be busy myself. "Aaaand we're live!" I didn't even noticed Rudy getting ready to start it so I immeadiatly got up from the couch with my laptop with the intention of going to "our" room so Rudy could be more comfortable by himself. To my surprise, he told me to stay, laughing at the fact that I thought I would be bothering him, claiming he didn't mind the company at all. It was cute and I felt better, so, after I finished my e-mails, I stood on my same spot, staring at him, appreciating the way he comunicated with his fans and even giving acting advice. I even heard him reading comments of peole asking about me, which resulted in him stealing glances at me, not bothering to hide his cheeky smile. He went to put some music on and, with his eyes on me, started dancing. I laughed quietly at the boy in front of me. "Ma'lady.", he extented his hand to me, asking me to dance with him. I shook my head, smiling nervously about the fact he wanted me to appear on the live. Not that it never happened before, but it wasn't just us. Being just us felt like officializing whatever we had and, it's not that I didn't want it, it's not that I didn't appreciate the love and support everybody showed towards our potential relationship, it was that I just wanted to be sure that what we had was something real, that we were both on the same page, before diving right in, no questions asked, and end up getting hurt, or worse, lose Rudy's friendship, which I valued over everything that has been going on between us. But something in the way he looked at me made me forget about that concern and just go with it. Like we usually did. I held his hand, adjusting my crop top and my sweatpants when he pulled me to my feet. "Dance break!", he shouted. At first we danced together, twirling around, making dips, pretending to dance a professional tango, laughing the entire time at how bad we were at it. I actually forgot about the phone showing it to thousands of people for a moment. Another song started playing, making us break apart so each one could do their own thing, their own dance-ish thing, just goofing around in front the phone camera. Still dancing, Rudy made his way to the phone to check the comments. Curious, I did the same, doing a weird walk towards him, making him laugh as he looked at me through the screen.

user they're fucking goals omg

user1 AHHHHHH IM SCREAMING THEYRE SO CUTE

jonathandavissofficial I have no idea who these people are

madelyncline GO BEST FRIENDS, GO BEST FRIENDS

user2 are they living together?

madisonbaileybabe Weeeerrrkkk

user3 just confirm youre dating alreadyyyy

"Hi friends!", I exclaimed, timidly, contrasted to my quirky attitude not even five seconds before, which made Rudy laugh. I bumped my hip into his as in telling him to shut up but it only made him laugh harder. "Hey JD, get in man.", Rudy said. I went around the kitchen table to the fridge to grab some water. Being the clumsy shit I am, I miscalculated when I should tilt the water bottle to take a sip and a bit of water ran down my chin, leaving a thin trail of water to run down my crop top. I cursed in a hushed tone and, hoping Rudy didn't just witness that, I took a glance at him, but the idiot was already looking at me, visibly holding back a laugh. I held a finger up signaling him to not even try to say anything as I tried to uselessly clean the water drops between my boobs. His eyes didn't leave mine though, well actually, my chest. "Stop staring stupid.", I whispered, now controlling my laugheter too. He just winked at me and turned his attention back to the live.

user ok tell me I wasnt the only one who saw the wink

user1 THE WINK bYE

user2 I want someone to looka at me the way Rudy looks at Kelly

user3 imagine getting winked at by Rudy Pankow im so jealous of Kelly rn

JD eventually joined the live, Rudy moved to the couch and I decided to stay in the kitchen. I was doind my own thing, once in a while Rudy moved the camera so I could appear when JD asked me a question or wanted to include me in a conversation. I interrupted Rudy and JD's current discussion by accidentally dropping a pan, making a loud, echoing sound when it hit the floor. Rudy's eyes widened at the sudden noise. "What the hell was that?", JD asked through the phone. "Kelly.", he asnwered, "What are you doing?", he turned to me. "Waffles." Rudy gasped in excitement getting up from the couch. "Yo Kelly's making me waffles!", he said to the phone. "Who said it was for you?" His excitement dropped and I couldn't contain my laugh for long. "Oh shoot!" "I'm kidding! You can have some!" He smiled again and I heard JD laugh. "Ship. Ship, ship, ship." "Shut up Pope.", Rudy said, fake mad, impersonating JJ.

They ended the live at the same time I finished removing the last waffles from the machine. I separated it into two plates and set them up on the kitchen table along with some toppings and fruits and cutted earlier. Rudy came to stand behind me as I cleaned the waffle machine, his arms wrapping around my waist from behind and his lips leaving kisses from my right shoulder to under ear. "Have I ever told how much I love you and your waffles?" "Hmm, no, not that I can remember.", I joked, cleaning my hands with a towel and turning my head to look at him. He kissed my nose and smiled. "Well I do love you. And your waffles."