She/Her. @LittleGreyy on AO3, @Dolly-The-Sheep on Wattpad.
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Honestly, shout out to Barrett Wilbert Weed for delivering the line, "she is a mythic bitch" like she's never wanted to fuck someone so badly in her entire life. She didn't have to do it like that and it changed my life that she did.
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normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people
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Secret Panel HERE 😨 tapas.io/episode/2296723
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mom's.
we could make a whole ass tv show about them
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I'm gonna go wild and say Trick
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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .
for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...
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Saw a capybara while I was driving. Pointed it out to my daughter, but she didn't see it, so I drove around the block again to show it to her. When we got there, the capybara had been run over.
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Some observations on book covers
Edit because apparently this needs to be said: the point of a book cover is to tell you what you're about to read and whether or not you want to read it. Following trends in cover design doesn't mean the book is bad or had a bad cover designer. It's visual communication. I've read and enjoyed about half the books featured here.
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love lying in job applications. Like. What the hell, sure. I am suited to fastpaced high pressure environments. No i will not kill anyone if i get even a little stressed out
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Getting into fandoms is so scary .if I characterize this guy wrong everyone is going to kill me I can sense it
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I want to be reading fanfic, not writing it. Unfortunately, I want to be reading very specific fanfic which I will in fact first have to write.
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