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The guy and the orchestra
A guy joins a nude orchestra and they tell him to drop his pants, they put him in the horn section because he has a tromeboner.
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Falling
You will fall and you'll fall hard and when you do I won't be there to catch you.
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Purple Lamborghini
In purple Lamborghini by skrillex & Rick Ross there is no fucking purple Lamborghini鈥檚 in the video. I checked.
Like what the fuck?
If you鈥檙e going to call it that there better be one fr dude.
@skrillex
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Circa 1960 in 2016?
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Olympics
I haven鈥檛 seen the whole entrance of country thing for the Olympics but I鈥檓 seriously going to be disappointed if Canada isn鈥檛 wearing flannels, jeans, and toques.
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I鈥檝e been gunning for this!! It represents the true stereotype of canadians.
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Peeled blueberry ( somewhat)
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Holy mother of pink clouds.
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You're the vitamin to my co enzyme, cause without you I can't function properly.
my brain
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Me @2 am
me: Its raining, it's pouring, the man on the moon is snoring, he bumped his dick on the edge of a brick..
brain: WhAT the FUCK
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