#pickup line

[soulmates-for-real-tranquility]

Chicago 2024

In all the euphoria of "Jensen picking up Jared", this one almost flew under the radar 😄

Jared: ☺️

Jensen: 🙂😍

Jared: 🤩

Jensen: 😏🤷🏻‍♂️

[aceattorneypickupline]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I came up with the perfect pickup line…that would only work on a shark.

[badsciencejokes]

From Hooke's law, the spring constant can be calculated by multiplying the restoring force (F) and the displacement (x), making its SI unit is newton per meter (N/m)

Send this to your crush if you dare. 🤓

[fearlessfuma]

hey girl are you a seat warmer cause when i accidentally turn you on i get scared

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

sol if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put another u and I together

:)

I rather the alphabet stays the same as I will not remember it's new order

[ocuious]

tally hall related pickup line:

Oh, so you like tally hall?

...Then give me your tally balls

[veryferaldistributions]

Why did I read this in Tina’s voice? 😂😂😂

[notclevr]

[astro-can]

cha cha real smooth

taehyun: beomgyu hyung, can you turn the lights on?

beomgyu: i don't need to. you're the only light i need in my life *winks*

taehyun: i--

yeonjun: WE CAN'T FUCKING SEE

[high-quality-tiktoks]

ok but that last one🔥

[aceattorneypickupline]

[thatfreakdizzy]

damn girl are you https

cuz i'm :// without you

[badsciencejokes]

35 days until Valentines Day so here's today's science pickupline . From the astronomy section of that pickup line book I wrote in 2016 lol. (Definitely want to update that) ((pickup lines for ALKYNES of scientists ))

Don't forget to comment your favorite science or educational pickup line! I'd love to hear them!

[t0nguesandblacklungs]

My ideal weight is you on top of me

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

Dam boy are you a construction worker cause you are building

No! That would be Engineer you're talking about!