#tromebone

[doinadigitaldnazing]

Visual rep of what happened during band camp today

[amisonist]

Jfc how did you find a drawing of me in high school????????

specific clinical terminology does not matter. if a character in a piece of media looks like a transgender, walks like a transgender, and talks like a transgender, they’re probably transgender.

sometimes an author or artist is describing something they don’t know the word for.

[reminiscenthumanity]

I tend to spend New Years Eve at home with my companion. We like to take the day to review the major events that happened in the past year and prepare for what the next year will offer.

So I’m happy to report to you:

THIS IS THE MOST NOTABLE MOMENTS FROM THIS YEAR:

January:

For the first time ever Frostyfest was hosted in Splatsville!

Mincemeat Metalworks went through a redesign.

During Off The Hook’s final performance for their World Tour, Marina has a wardrobe malfunction on stage. Pearl immediately screams at the top of her lungs and causes the lights to break.

February:

Inkopolis Square had a mental health crisis where a bunch of people went into a mindless blank. This cleared up a couple weeks later.

Baggy Clothes bursts into popularity.

March:

Suffer No Fools by Off The Hook v Fire and Ice dropped

Toni Kensa got drunk at a party and posted on Squitter that ‘The Enperry Brand is a pathetic excuse of a brand.’ This trended for WEEKS. Pearl made a statement stating that ‘Toni is some snobby loser who gets no bitches.’

April:

Undertow Spillway went through a redesign.

Fans of C-Side and Squid Squad feud online over the song Splattack! This led to several c-side fans doxxing a group of squid squad fans.

Paul from Sashimori begins an ARG like event to advertise the band’s new EP that released later that year.

May:

A Makomart manager at the Inkopolis location was found guilty of embezzlement.

Owner of Ammo Knights, Sheldon, speaks out against Squitism Speaks, claiming it is ‘dangerous to the Squitism community.’

June:

New history unveiled about the great turf war reveals that Craig Cuttlefish and DJ Octavio were “very close friends” and even shared quarters with eachother on several occasions. Neither parties have chosen to comment on this findings.

Shellendorf becomes the most listened to musical since the Lionfish King.

July:

Scientists have discovered a treatment for “Fuzzification” so people infected can have better qualities of life. These treatments allow for those affected to be able to change their ink colors, allowing them to participate in Ink Sports and other activities.

August:

Baker from C-Side said a slur on national television.

Omega 3’s DJ, The Faithful Servant of the True Salmon Emperor Hizunamasu, learns how to play Tromebone, Clarinent, AND Flute just to get samples for the new song, Double Clickbait. Salmon Runners who worked at Salmon Jammin’ Junction said it “wasn’t very good” and “needed tuning.”

Local punk Spyke gets arrested for tax evasion. Is released by technicality.

September:

Salmonid Tribes attack the still under construction Grand Splatlands Bowl, causing Grizzco to put all hands on deck to collect over a billion eggs in order to drive out the Salmonids.

During this, a Salmonid rights activist is caught and arrested for attempting to set fire to Grizzco’s Splatsville branch. Grizzco officials said that the damage was minimal, but shocking nevertheless.

The Salmonid rights activist escaped prison. Grizzco has chosen to drop charges.

Grand Festival featuring the Squid Sisters, Off The Hook, and Deep Cut went off with a bang. The fest’s theme being Which is most important to you: Past, Present or Future. Team Past won.

October:

A young inkling splats another inkling as a “Splatoween prank”, cries when facing the consequences of her actions.

November:

Nothing ever happens in November.

December:

Salmonid Tribes attacked Wahoo World, and sends Grizzco under fire for their lack of management as a Goldie has been reported to be stabbing employees and civilians with multiple knives.

A large fight happened on Fiddler Tower ending with idol group Colorgraphic dropping a new remix of Calamari Inkantation. And later dropping a new single titled Re:UNIon. (Please listen to it, it made me cry several times)

[gods-yoinkest-sploinkyer]

Our band was caught in a torrent of rain. It was complete anarchy. Kids with glasses were instantly blinded, relying on the sound of voices to guide them, but they couldn’t hear over the pounding of the monsoon. Bass drums were unable to move due to their vision, obscured by the purple orbs in front of them. A rousing call from the soosaphones gave us the direction, but they went silent soon after. Had it not been for a few kind souls, we surely would have lost our fellow band mates. Skäl to the Trumpet, flute, clarinet, and tromebone who stayed behind to ensure said safety. Without them I could only had helped a third of the band get to safety.

[wild-lullium]

Oh ny FuCkin GoD he IS A TROMEBONE PLAYER.

It fits so perfectly omg!

I wonder why I never put 2 and 2 together? He literally is as weird as the tromebone players I've worked with.

I say this with love ok? I, a saxaphone player, adore my quirky tromebone players. Heck, when my lyre finally died a tromebone player welded me a new one.

your honor he’s just a girl.

[dark-bonniearts]

The cool gang

[mister-lady]

what instruments do you think your f/os would play if they could play instruments?

:00!!!!! Oooo!!! Fun question!!!!

Hmmmm.,.,,,,this one is a thinker.,,,

Patton: probably something like a flute!! Or soemthin soft like that, yknow? Or like one of those hand-held harps? I also feel like an acoustic guitar would be fitting

Remus: recorder. Yknow those things that everyone got in elementary school and people just blew into them and murdered peoples ears? Yeah. Those. Or maybe drums? Vkdfkfk or electric guitar

Roman: probably something kinda loud or bold to fit him, like a trumpet or a horn :3 or he'd get something he can play Disney songs on jvnfkrn

Virgil: I feel like he would like trombones cuase they're low and are mostly in the back so you don't gotta worry about a crowd watching you. I'm also not slightly projecting because I also play tromebone.

Logan: I was having trouble thinking of one for Logan but I feel like a violin would fit him!!! Plus sherlock also plays a violin so ngndkfkg

Janus: uhhmmm,, , probably piano or keyboard! I dont hav to much of an explanation for this one but yee :D!

Emile: probably soemthing also like an acoustic guitar? Since they're similar to uleleles an stuff :3 or a harmonica cnfkkg

Remy: I feel like he would be the kid in class that never had too big of an interest in instruments so he just played the triangle or tambourines ckgkdkfkg

Dice: uhhmmm,m,,, saxophone? Saxophone.

[charlie-xfx-blog]

The guy and the orchestra

A guy joins a nude orchestra and they tell him to drop his pants, they put him in the horn section because he has a tromeboner.

[king-of-bees-05]

not as bad as the time i threatend to hit someone with my tromebone case, with the instrument inside of it

edit: that shit’s heavy, but not as heavy as a tuba

I’m suddenly thinking about the time I threataned to hit someone with a piccolo.

I was a weird 17 year old.

[ggungabyfish]

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[autumnapologist]

Ooh, so I play tromebone, and we had this teeennnyyy tiny little woman, maybe 4'10 at the most, who was the only oboe player,

Anyway, atsomepoint during one concert all of the brass just???? Stopped???? Playing??? I don't even remember why. I just remember her standing up and turning around while still playing and glaring at us with the firey pits of hell BURNING in her eyes.

oh honestly i just thought it was an orchestra thing not a powers thing. if the person with really scary powers turned to me if i tried to stop playing and gave a definitive look and psuedo-punch of "SIT DOWN AND KEEP PLAYING" bro i'd just keep playing to save myself

this is 100% how i am interpreting this scene now