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i feel like the entire plot of UMBRA just ended up being "Teenagers and the burden of having to deal with 1000 crazy younger teenagers" along with weird amounts of religious trauma, vague homoerotic subtext, and like....magic, I guess?
it'll be a good book IF I CAN EVER FINISH IT
#its been 96 years....#UMBRA#oc stuff#Sasha quarters#Damien popov#float UMBRA#Floyd umbra#Acedia umbra#the Society
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Writers! Badly describe the plot of your book in a single sentence. I'll go first
Local Teen creates mechanical dragon and sets it loose on the town to avoid confessing her feelings.
#UMBRA: Two teens die and have to deal with 1000 insane children#HoBL: Woman goes insane and tries to become God#Paradigm: Local teen becomes a serial killer due to mysterious happenings on the internet
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my hands hurt from clasping them for so long, praying for something I will not receive. even if i kneel here for decades, I know God will not give me what I seek
#meme#religious trauma#catholicism#god#this is literally about me wanting to find a 20 dollar bill on the ground#or my name#could be both tbh#I know not what I know not#shitpost#poetry#blah blah blah#Sasha speaks
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groceries:
milk
chocolate bar
pears
crackers
diet Dr. pepper or diet coke (or both???)
chickie fingies
perhaps a submarine sandwich (also chickie fingies)
a yearning for something more than this
bonne maman strawberry preserves
the heart of my ex-boyfriend
almond creamer
#grocery list#this is what tumblr was made for right?#meme#haha#funny#humor#shitpost#poetry#i guess#this is literally my grocery list for the week lol#minus two things#whichh would be the crackers and milk#cause I think I already have some??
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b ro...dude,,buddy, man once I get out of this Uber cozy bed..man it's ove,,rr,,r
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZSNOORKMimIMImImIMIMiHOOONKKKSHOOOOOOO
#meme#shitpost#haha#funny#lol#sleepy#eepy#I hate autocorrect btw#fuck you google chromebook#I cannot type properly because I'm lying sideways on my bed#don't care tho#Sasha speaks
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poetry is the worst because it's like "oh here's all my suffering packed neatly into four line stanzas and rhyme scheme teehee" and some fuckin' rando will just go "this isn't very good" and give you 2 stars on amazon or wahtevr
#shitpost#poetry#meme#this is not about anything in particular#but like#yeah#also rupi kaurs poetry is shit and I hate it#you cant just put a random italicized line at the end#and call it a poem#WHERE IS THE DEPTH#THE MEANING#THE FEELING AND LESSON#THERE IS NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#ok this concludes me screaming about poetry#Sasha speaks
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do you think bumble bees ever worry about which flower to go to next?? do bees have the autism equivalent of "what food will be my last" but with flowers?? can bees even have autism???
#bees#bee#honeybee#bumblebee#autism#shitpost#serious questions#serious#question#spectrum#autistic#these are things I think about#science side of tumblr#science#lol#haha#lmao#funny
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What is your OC’s number one turn off?
#Sasha: sloppiness/not neat#Damien: not polite/rude#Float: extremism#Judith: most things honestly#Dalton: excessively touchy people#Sunniva: people who think she's just a dumb teenager#Officer Bea: commercial breaks#idk if this meant in a sexy way or not#in a sexy way tho#Sasha: certain dirty talk “whore” specifically#Damien: unwarranted pain#Float: any pain actually#Judith: sex in general#Dalton: biting#Sunniva: N/A she's fucking 16 yo#Officer Bea: N/A
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1st oc: hi im just a normal highschooler im kinda depressed but i swear im not a mary sue
30th oc:
#my first oc: a girl who can see the consequences of someones death#my latest oc: teenage serial killer
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eat my heart in front of me like the pomegranate hades gave to persephone
#hades#persephone#Greek mythology#love#love poem#poem#poetry#meme#shitpost#idk#hades x persephone#persephone x hades#greek#mythology#relationships#carnal desire
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can your oc speak several languages?
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What is the most embarrassing thing that your OC owns?
#anyone remember bad dragon#yeah float has one of those on his mantelplace#unused of course#he just thought it was weird looking and therefore NEEDED one
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Which oc has over 5000 unread emails
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If you had to rename your oc (for any reason) now, that you've already created and had them for a bit, how would you approach it? What name would you go for?
#Sasha would either be Saoirse or Branwen#Damien would probably be Henri#that's it lol#I like everyone elses name and would not change them
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Which oc is finnish?
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Which oc would unironically say “unalive”?
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Which oc(s) are poly and/or in a polyamorous relationship?
#debatably Sasha Damien and Float#it's like half platonic on Float's side#and then romantic on Sasha and damien's side#just for the record#Sasha would smooch float#float would smooch sasha#Damien would smooch sasha#Damien and Float would give each other a friendly back pat
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