#no not that one

[lazylittledragon]

if you're wondering how long you need to be in a relationship to be comfortable enough to tell them you watch minecraft streamers, it's approx. 1 year 2 months

[pansyfilia]

in my head hannibal lecter is saying some shit like "Cannibalism is the Epitome of Pride 😌😌" and will Graham is gingerly prodding the steamboiled head on his plate while also being five minutes away from going into a coma

[imbadatnamingthingssoheresmyblog]

I've noticed a few posts lately talking about Makeshift from Transformers Prime.

I get the appeal. He's a minor character with a total of two appearances in fiction (not counting the children's book that's just an adaptation of "Con Job"), who has an interesting ability that gives him a lot of potential for stories. What I haven't seen though, is literally anyone talking about Universe Makeshift, so it pleases me to be the first.

I have no idea why I love him so much. I don't even think he's enough of a character to count as a Glup Shitto. He's never appeared in any fiction. He has no official bio or personality. He doesn't even have a figure that can stand properly. All he has is being a bluish-purple late 60s muscle car with knife and claw hands, but that's apparently enough for me.

[thesternest]

She can do it

She can do the worm

[chernobog13]

It seems appropriate that Birdman is pigeon toed.

[bad-ads]

i just love freddie’s approach to taylor interacting with willy regarding his mom its just perfect. like the more obvious approach was probably to just go protective and annoyed. but taylor’s reaction is so much better! willy’s like “i fuck your mom” and taylor’s like ‘cool is she having a good time? isnt she a really cool lady?”. and it also just provides such an amazing opportunity to show why flawed, as everyone else is, what really sets them apart from willy, who can’t seem to comprehend that taylor would just want his mom to be happy

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Karma by Taylor Swift>>>Karma by Jojo Siwa

[planet-9guy]

Taylor explains what kinning is to Link and Link’s just like “Oh I get it, like me with Garfield”

[avinnypencilman]

Jinx (The Better One)

[deas-junk-bin]

Hi my name is Maul and I am a hunter who walks a road of graves. I have killed so many (that's how I got my name). I have crimson red skin like the Sith of old with black war-marks that strike fear into my enemies and glowing gold eyes like twin suns and a lot of people tell me I look like Exar Kun (if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I am knives in the dark. I'm a Zabrak and my horns are keen and sharp. I've been the apprentice to the most powerful being in the galaxy for three years (I'm seventeen). I'm a Sith (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black halter neck top with matching ribbon tassels on it and a black long double-split skirt, a black cloak thrown over one shoulder, and black Frank Thomas Titan motorcycle boots. I had my lightsaber, but I didn't really need it, because the Force is always with me. I was walking outside the Jedi Temple. It was thundering and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Jedi stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[rottingmossfilledskeletons]

"He's ours. He's home and he's ours..."

he's a little fucked ul but his parents fix him. eventually. I. other news geres how that resting bitch face evolved.

[khoirkid]

Rapid fire commissions!

Hello lovelies,

I'm opening my commissions up to help pay for some med school certification stuff. Yada yada, it's expensive to learn how to save lives which is highly unfortunate.

If you're interested in commissioning my art, lemme break it down for you. I have several art styles and I'll include examples of what I'm able to do in this post. Pricing is piece-specific and is normally under 50$. If there's complex features, that may be extra and I don't draw NSFW. I can take Venmo, zelle or even a check if anyone still uses those!

I have a completion rate of about a week. Feel free to reach out about requests or share/reblog if you vibe with the art.

Best,

LJ

5$ - Simple shoulder shots, small OC sketches (Photo is self potrait)

10$ - Sketch sheets, profile pictures (photos are OC sheet and DND character profile picture)

15-20$ - full body, minimal background (Photo is Charlie from Hazbin Hotel)

30-50$ Full pieces in my main styles (photos are Cute guy trading card, DND villain commission and a theatre poster commission)

100$ - Full landscapes with multiple figures. Turn around time may be longer. (Baldur's Gate 3 commission of multiple PC, DNDads art of Goodnight Sweet Prince)

[superbeans89]

Dungeon Meshi (2024)

[thenikwell]

Erin talkin your ear off. would you listen to her ramble about what she's been reading?

[notyourwinter]

The worst thing that SPN ever did to me was making "Sabriel" a ship name, and now I can't search for one of my favorite literary heroines (Sabriel the Abhorsen) on this hellsite without having to see stupid Sam Winchester's face all the time. I will die mad about this.