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Rest in peace Viggo you would have loved the stock market

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Lycanwing headcanons that absolutely nobody asked for :D

Lycanwings are split up into 3 different groups with 2 different types. We'll get into those later >:)

Landborn: These Lycans have regular scales and tails. They do not have wings or anything of that sort. Back spikes and head horns are common but not exclusive to landborns, and can vary in shape, size and placement depending on the individual. They tend to hunt stealthily, similar to jaguars, and can be proficient climbers.

Skyborn: These Lycanwings have similar features to Landborn, with a few major differences. Instead of arms, they have morphed into large wings. The wing digits branch out from where the fingers would be, and the joints have elongated for better stability. Skyborn still have scales and tails, though they are both differently shaped. Skyborn tend to live on cliffsides, where they spend most of their time in... well... the sky.

Halfborn: A mix of Landborn and Skyborn, they aren't very common due to differing habitats and feeding habits. Halfborns have both arms and wings, in which the wings connect to the back. Due to this they cannot fly with them, only gliding. Unlike their cliff-dwelling parents, Halfborns can live in most habitats, making them the most versatile and most dangerous Lycanwings. They are also the most agressive, because of conflicting behavioral patterns inherited from their parents.

Now onto the two different types!

Permanent: These Lycanwings are always lycanwings, and do not change from this state after having been infected. These are the most common ones to find it the wild, as their minds have been completely taken over by animal instinct.

Cycle: These Lycanwings go through phases over the course of a month. They're similar to moon phases, but are not linked. Cycle Lycanwings are most human at the beginning of their cycle, and steadily increase in draconic behavior and appearance over it's course. When most human, they can function normally in society, which is where they are most often found. Unfortunately Cycle Lycans have to go through excruciatingly painful transformations at the end of their cycle, and that is when they're most dragon.

Halfbreeds: Humans and Cycle Lycanwings can interbreed at certain points during a Lycan's cycle (i.e when they're most human). Halfbreeds often have less draconic features than a pure Lycanwing, such fewer/smaller back spikes, fewer scales, smaller horns if they even have them, smaller wings if they have them, tails more evolved for walking vertically, ect.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk :D

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Let's not forget the fact that they STAYED ON THAT ONE LITTLE ITTY BITTY BIT OF BERK??? THERE WAS A WHOLE ASS ISLAND THEY COULD EXPAND TO. WHY DIDN'T THEY???? Also, when they were getting attacked, WHY DIDN'T THEY SEND FOR THEIR ALLIES??? I'M SURE THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP????

What things in HTTYD 3 do you feel like should have been different/fixed?

OH BOY DO I HAVE SOME OPINIONS ON THIS BRACE YOURSELVES

also thank you so much for asking me

let’s start off with the characterization. first, hiccup. where did that pathetic little freakazoid from httyd 1 go??? where did his sass go?? why is he just a cookie cutter stereotypical hero now?????? and i’ll talk about the fact that he just let toothless go later.

fishlegs- it’s been a while since i watched this movie, and if im being perfectly honest i don’t remember much about him in it. but im pretty sure he was kind of just there, yk? like he wasn’t as anxious or funny or nerdy or caring or sensible as he was before. he just seemed kind of bland to me.

snotlout. this fucker. this little bitchboy. he was done so fucking dirty in this movie. why was he so pathetic???? like yeah i get making him mess up occasionally cause haha funny comedic relief. but like. he’s not helpless???? like this is the kid who was literally trained to be the perfect picture of a viking his whole life. he’s the model viking. this is the kid who single handedly took down multiple full grown outcasts on their own island with nothing but a small metal rod and spite at the age of fifteen. he won every thawfest game for years! he’s a good fighter! he’s not useless. and his personality???? GOD. WHAT THE FUCK. why is he flirting with valka, someone who is much older than him and widely viewed (out of canon) to be his aunt??? why the fuck would he say “who died and made you chief?”????? he cried at stoicks funeral! yeah, maybe he would’ve been that much of a dick in the first movie, but there have been three shows, one movie, four(?) shorts, and multiple comics since then!! he’s has so much character growth that they just threw away because haha funny. also his beef with eret was completely unnecessary like even when he was beefing with dagur at least there was some previous thing that started it. his beef with eret just came out of nowhere??

and astrid. they just turned her into the stereotypical hero’s wife. where did her personality go???? and i get the symbolization of her hair progressively getting looser as she gets less uptight and chills out and matures but like… i miss her fuckass emo bangs. give them back. her whole character isn’t supposed to exist solely to support hiccup so why is that the only thing she does in the hidden world???? justice for my girl

now. the twins. oh boy do i have some opinions here.

they were done so fuckikg dirty i’m going to crash the fuck out like why. just why.

let’s start with tuffnut.

starting strong with the fact that he loses his own twin sister who shares a whole dragon with him. then there’s his whole beard thing, which like, isn’t entirely out of character but it sure as fuck wasn’t in character either. now let’s circle back to losing ruffnut. because WHAT THE FUCK TUFF. and then when he realizes she’s gone he just says he’s more worried about her captors?????? DUDE. BRO. MY MAN. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TUFFNUT WHO FAKED HIS OWN DEATH JUST SO THAT HIS SISTER WOULDNT FEEL PRESSURED TO STAY FKR HIM. WHAT HAPLENED TO THE TUFFNUT WHO, WHILE STUCK IN A DRAGON TRAP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, HAD AN ENTIRE IMPROMPTU CONVERSATION WITH BARF ABOUT HOW RUFFNHT MAY FEEL TRAPPED AS A WOMAN IN A MANS WORLD. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE TUFFNUT WHO LOST HIS GODDAMN MIND WHEN RUFFNUT GOT CAPTURED??? WHAT HAPLENED TO THE TUFFNUT WHO HAD WHOLE ASS HUNTERS RUNNING FROM HIM SCREAMING BECAUSE THEY CAPTURED HIS SISTER???? “that’s my sister out there, astrid. and if this goes wrong, and we don’t save her, i couldn’t live with myself�� MY FUCKING ASS. just like snotlout, he was so uncharacteristically insensitive it was insane.

and RUFFNUT.

MY GIRL WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU????

they literally just made her a dumb blonde. she’s not that fucking DITZY. barring httyd 2, she had never previously been boy-crazy. she’s not a flirt, she’s not thirsty, she doesn’t care about romance. and the fact that she said she “never looks back”???? WHAT???? what happened to my girl who faked a breakdown to steal a key from a guard??? what happened to the ruffnut who is constantly giving hiccup inspiration for new inventions????? the fuck do you mean you never look back???? and the fact that she thought she annoyed grimmel into letting her go?? come on ruff. you’re better than that.

and speaking of grimmel. what was that weak ass villain???? dude was just a normal guy. even johann was more intimidating than him. you will never be viggo grimborn. bitch.

and toothless. TOOTHLESS. toothless.

first of all, they flattened his nose. he’s so squished now. on top of that, they rounded his head more, gave him much more prominent brow bones, and pushed his eyes entirely too close together and made them SO square. he’s supposed to look sleek and scary, not boxy and nonthreatening.

and why is he acting like a horny dog??? he’s literally never done that before. the slobbering, and dancing with his own shadow, and ditching hiccup without a second thought was so not like him, and not in a “he’s in love” way. it was in a “the writers don’t know the character” way.

and the fact that he left hiccup once he got his tail????? there was an entire short (gift of the night fury) dedicated to hiccup giving toothless an automatic tail and toothless saying he didn’t want it, he wanted hiccup. be so fucking for real rn dreamworks.

the whole ending was just stupid asf low key

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Got bored. Decided to make RTTE tweets. (Chervil and Ronan are my ocs btw)

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Wassup y'all? I've decided I'm rewriting HTTYD 3, and I want to know some of your biggest gripes about the movie!

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he would hop around and terrorize people like the little creature he is and you cannot convince me otherwise

Just thinking about AuDHD hiccup getting overstimulated by the squeaking of his leg like eugh. Like, just think about it, he’s having a rough day and his leg is squeaking a bit too loud and rubbing against his stub a bit too rough, and all he can really do is take off his foot and lay there.

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WHO SAID THAT??? I WANNA SEE ALL THE OCS ALL OF THEMM

“No one wants to look at art of OCs” I don’t think that’s true at all…I follow people specifically to see their OCs literally all the time. Bring back being curious about people’s OCs, asking questions about them and hyping them up like we did when we were teens

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Presenting... the Fogfury!!! What the Lightfury could have been if it actually made sense :/ Also, feel free to make ocs with this species! Please give proper credit and tag me (optional) if you do! I'd love to see what y'all come up with! Please do not repost my art on other platforms without explicit permission. If it isn't there it's for a reason.

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The crins are here to wreak havoc

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Crablegs Ingercrab has joined the Crang! (the Crins are next >:D)

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Snotcrab Jorgencrab has arrived!

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I think you mean... Sharkless? >:D

Proud to reveal the best thing I've ever photoshopped >:D

Please give a round of applause for Hiccrab Horcrabbous Hadcrab III

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in the google docs. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing ;-;

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