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Jinx: Hey, that girl wants to buy you a drink.

Vi: Really? I already have a drink. Do you think she would buy me mozzarella sticks?

(Caitlyn bought her mozzarella sticks)

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Vi: Jayce, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

Jayce: Vi, I pity you because you’re dumb.

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CaitVi and TimeBomb centric little AU drabble i wrote on AO3, if you guys want to read it! ! Isha is also here. I'm finally biting the bullet, and I want to get back into writing. A read would be appreciated :) and no worries if you're not into this!

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Jinx: If I’m lying, then why aren’t my pants on fire?

Caitlyn: That’s not —

Jinx: Case closed. I’m innocent.

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Jayce: Hey Vi, can I have some dating advice?

Vi: Just because I’m with Caitlyn doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Vi: Okay would you rather eat a baby goat or a matter baby?

Jayce: A matter baby?

Vi: Yeah

Jayce: What’s a matter baby?

Vi, trying to hold in a laugh: Nothing, sugar, what’s a matter with you?

Jayce: Heheh

*Both start laughing*

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ITS 4:37 AM AND I JUST REALIZED THAT VI HAS THAT BILLIE EILLISH SMIRK AND SMILE?? PLUS THE EYES?? please send me help.

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Jinx: Do I look like Vi to you?

Caitlyn : No, not really.

Jinx: Then why are you constantly trying to screw me over?

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Caitlyn: I can’t eat this steak, Vi. It’s too hot.

Vi: You’re hot and I still eat you.

Caitlyn:

Ekko: heh

Jinx, sets down her cutlery: One normal dinner… that’s all I asked for.

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Found this on reddit and thought I would share.

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Vi: Caitlyn’s on her way to the bar —

Mylo, Claggor, Powder: Yeah! Woo!

Vi: — with her girlfriend.

Mylo, Claggor: Awww.

Powder: Well, you know, everyone dies. Maybe she’ll die.

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Vi, sees Caitlyn: Wow, that is a beautiful girl right there.

Claggor: Why don’t you say something to her?

Mylo: Yeah, just say something to her.

Vi: Shawtie, what that thang do?

Claggor: No —

*All three look down in disappointment*

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*The trio baking cookies*

Jinx, points at a cookie: Hey, this one looks like a heart (hands it to Vi). That’s how I feel about you.

Vi: *instantly sobs*

Jinx, points at another: And that looks like Michigan (hands it Caitlyn). That’s how I feel about you.

Caitlyn: What does that mean —

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Jinx: What if we hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, the two people under it have to fight?

Vi: We’re not doing that.

Jinx: We’ll call it, the mistlefoe.

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reblog if you like girls and/or pasta

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I just rewatched Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and I can’t stop thinking about her. No, not her… her.

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Wynonna: Why is Doc in a cage?

Nicole, reading a book: Because he growled at me.