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I was just in a math class and we had to copy from the board, and a girl asked the question that is never not asked- "what's the title?" Then the teacher paused, thought for like two seconds before saying with the same exact look "math." And turned back around to continue writing

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OMG someone help, my heart😭, I have a complicated relationship with food and don't like eating with people around, and my 4yo sister wanted to eat together (with me, my mom, and my other sister) but my mom said I like eating alone so we can't, and my little sister went "we can eat alone together! :)" And now I'm dying

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"Would i/you survive in a zombie apocalypse?"

In a zombie apocalypse people act like (or forget that this is not the case) animals don't count as living beings, but they are, meaning they could turn into zombies, and since flies drink blood (i think?) and get attracted to rotten stuff, there would be zombie flies and stuff like that. So the chances to surviving (not turning to a zombie) are in fact very very VERY low. Also, the question of HOW the zombie apocalypse started is also neglected too often, is it like a disease? Failed (science/medical) experiment? Chemicals? New being?

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When I was a kid I had nightmares here and there (like the average kid) and I'd go sleep in my parents room after each nightmare, one time after a nightmare (don't remember specifics about it) I went to my parents room as usual, explained what happened, blah blah blah, anyway, when I was about to fall asleep I imagined (thinking back hallucinated might fit better since I didn't have control over it) weird cartoon turtles that climbed up the blanket towards me and then one of them (the one closest to me) opened it's mouth and ate my head, what followed was the most peaceful sleep I ever had.

I think about that alot and still don't have an explanation for myself

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Does anyone else have that weird ass sound you do randomly or when you don't really wanna be verbal? Mine is bue (boo-eh) and i wanna see what sounds other people have

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I just had a conversation with my 4yo sister, here's how it went-

Her: bap

Me: bap

Her: bap bap?

Me (nodding): bap bap.

Her: bap bap bap bap bap bap-

Me: ba-bap, bap.

What insightful conversations there are in my household

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Thinking about that time there was a science project and my class had the strictest teacher, so everyone did the project and everything was normal until someone asked in the no teacher class group if everyone did the homework and a girl sent "my dog ate the homework" then attached pictures of her homework done but messed beyond repair (drool, pieces of the paper detached, you get it) and her dog sitting with a happy smile in the background of the picture. That was the only time I saw my entire class coming together to defend someone else.

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I had a dream where I was an invisible bystander or a ghost or whatever and there was this girl chilling at a bar but then a guy came up and started flirting and she said "I have a girlfriend" and he went on the 'why don't you like men?! You just haven't found the right guy!' Tantrum and she said "I never said I wasn't into men too, just not you." And makes a disgusted face at the imagination of liking him and I never enjoyed a dream so much😭