#zolf + wilde

[satinstowaway]

been thinking about zoscar lately. been thinking about loveless aromanticism and relationship dynamics that differ from the 'norm' and the fact that zolf and wilde never said i love you to each other but they didn't have to for us to understand just how much they care for each other. thinking about how they probably don't have the words that we have to describe their relationship. no queerplatonic, no aromantic, no asexual. thinking about how despite the fact that both of them are writers, putting their feelings into words has never been their strong suit. thinking about how maybe it doesn't have to be; maybe they don't have to say i love you to mean it, to mean something like it. maybe they can just say "i missed you yesterday" or "i made you breakfast" or "i fixed the button on your coat" or "i know you're having a bad day today so i'm just going to sit with you and not say anything to let you know i'm here for you" or "shall i read to you" or "you always oversalt your food" or "almost lost you" or "we've got this" or "i need you".

[sphor-art]

what year is it

[lhoandbehold]

Coming out of RQG fanart retirement for one last job because this meme awoke the Beast in me

[rustyelias]

I think so much about wilde (rqg) post campaign humming as he does simple tasks sweeping the floor, washing dishes, brushing his hair that boy hums a silly tune as if he was casting ougggh he also did this during the timeskip and airship arc

sobs

[clownhonkbonk]

Loved your Bertie! By chance...Wilde maybe??? Please?

smt smt please don't go where i can't follow.

hi!! thank you!! sketch for you!!!!!!! im sorry this isn't that clean but yay!!!!!!

[incorrect-rqg]

Wilde: It's pride month Zolf. You know what that means.

Zolf: Huh

Zolf: What

Zolf: Do you want us to hunt like. Gay simulacra.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I have the headcannon that Wilde and Carter actually know way more about ships than they show and are fully making egregious mistakes for the sake of annoying Zolf and Barnes:

"I could be a good pirate." Wilde says. " Ship work it's all just tying ropes and I have a lot of bondage experience."

Zolf is red on the face. Barnes looks like he wants to throw up.

"Ah, c'mon, Wilde, don't be silly." Carter says in a very serius matter of fact tone. "You're ofending our boat guys. Everyone knows the ropes on ships are just decorative."

Zolf is fully ready to punch someone. Barnes has the biggest 'are you guys for real' expression possible.

After Carter and Wilde share a drink and high five.

[ghostbiie]

batch two! thank you all so much for the support!

batch 1, batch 3

[luvnotpercival]

I've just finished rusty quill gaming today and have been working on this while I've been listening - I'm really really happy with this!!

[areyouokaypanda]

Man has six kids and a mortgage and has the audacity to look like that.

[miscreantahead]

Finally finished this! It took longer than I expected, but was great practice for the coloring especially. Character choices are literally just all the lovely PC's + my two favorite NPC's (to explain Carter and Einstein) holding everyone's favorite NPC (bold statement but am I wrong??) Wilde. Bertie is there for some reason. Mainly drew this so I could have an RQG header image, because I love this podcast.

[crayonturtle]

[iwannarunawayandbeapirate]

How I think RQG Characters would react to being given a gun

Sasha: Fascinated by the mechanics of how it works, but doesn't actually like it as a weapon because it's so loud. she tries it out once or twice and everyone hides

Grizzop: He thinks it's more efficient and practical than a bow, but he prays to Artemis before using it for the first time to make sure she's ok with it

Cel: Immediately tries to figure out if they can use it to make their explosions bigger. Or maybe add it to their village's tank? What about if we make it shoot electric bullets? Or maybe...

Azu: Handles it very gingerly, scared of shooting it accidentally. She's not entirely sure how it works, but she prefers to kill people with her axe anyway.

Hamid: "Well, i mean, it's not bad, but i can still hurt more people with a Fireball!"

Zolf: Keeps it in his room as an emergency weapon, is actually not too bad at using it but still prefers his glaive

Bertie: Oh no. By the love of God do not give Sir Bertrand a gun. You can't even imagine the casualties

Some NPCs under the cut

Bonus:

Wilde: Uses it to threaten people (especially while he doesn't have his magic)

Barnes: Uses it responsibly, spends most of his time trying to prevent carter from stealing it

Carter: The gun has been forcibly taken away from him.

Earhart: "Nice, another one!"

[rustyelias]

zoscar be upon ye

[clownhonkbonk]

hi rqg people i am once again late to the party

[incorrect-rqg]

Wilde: Zolf kissed me!

Hamid: OH MY GODS

Azu: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Hamid, get the wine. Wilde, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Wilde: Oh, it ended very well.

Hamid: Don't start without me! Do NOT start without me!

Azu: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Wilde: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then we just sort of sunk into it.

Azu: Oooh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?

Wilde: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Hamid and Azu: Oooohhh.

*meanwhile*

Zolf eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Sasha: Tongue?

Zolf: Yeah.

Sasha: Nice.