#zero-kiba

[evilkitten3]

the thing that pisses me off about the sasuke retrieval arc is. there was no reason whatsoever for tenten not to be there. not in-universe and not from a meta perspective. it makes zero sense to leave her out and it makes shikamaru look like an idiot

[knightofspades]

I've loved these fight skins the moment since I first saw them, and so I finally drew them!

time taken: around 15 hours

[effei-s]

sometimes i'm in the mood for torturing myself, so i go and rewatch wolf's rain.

[adair-kiba]

A drabble about Adair and Ori and a new adventure.

6.55 MSQ spoilers.

Adair's heart lept at Wuk Lamat's request to come to the Tural. A new adventure in a completely new place, a chance to meet new people, and discover new plants to put in his next book - it was an irrisistable temptation. Plus, her seemingly selfless desire to become the next leader of Tural warmed his heart. Adair is always glad to help a good cause, and her intentions feel sincere.

But, Adair could tell that this adventure will keep him away from home for much longer than his foray into the First, or his journey to the end. His had missed his son terribly while he had been away, and Grandpa Edmont had reported that little Ori would fuss and cry when Adair was gone for too long. Adair couldn't bear to put his son through that again, not for something that isn't a life or death situation.

Wishing to follow his heart, Adair informed Wuk Lamat that if he was to come to Tural, he would likely need to bring his child. She cheerfully assured him that there are plenty of little ones in Tural for Ori to meet and play with, and caregivers to look after him when Adair has duties to attend to.

Reassured, Adair decided it would be best to give Ori a choice. Before their nightly bedtime story, Adair asked Ori what he would like to do.

"Ori, how would you like to go on a real adventure with me?"

The almost-four-year-old's eyes lit up at the idea like he had won the prize of a lifetime, "I get to go?!"

Adair smiles at the awestruck look. "Yes, if you'd like to. This one should be fairly safe."

Ori doesn't wait for Adair to finish before he's chiming in with a chorus of "Yes, yes! I want to go!"

Stifling a laugh at his little adventurer's eagerness, Adair waits for him to calm down and continues, "Okay, now I need you to listen carefully for a moment." Ori diligently nods and sits as still as he's able, "If you do go with me, you won't see your friends from the Firmament or Grandpa Edmont or your uncles for a long time. You can talk with them over my linkpearl, but you'll be too far away to play together. Are you okay with that idea?"

Ori's brow furrows as he considers this. He loves his friends and family, but he was so sad when his daddy was away. After a pause Ori asks, "Daddy and Ori will go 'venturing, then we'll come home when we're done?"

Considering Ori's words carefully, Adair confirms "Yes, but the adventure will be a long time, and you might still have to have a babysitter sometimes. If you want to stay here at home with Grandpa Edmont instead that's okay too, and I'll call you every night just like before."

After a pause while Ori thinks over his father's words, he reasserts "I want to go with Daddy!" and hugs Adair tight. Adair returns his son's hug, and Ori settles into his lap as Adair opens their storybook to a brand new tale. Ori hardly listens to the story, dozing off with thoughts of what amazing new things he'll get to see in Tural at his dad's side.

[dukethvmas]

I'm sorry whoever calls the ino vs Sakura fight the most boring of the chunin exams wasn't paying attention during Kiba vs naruto this is horrible

[lacunasbalustrade]

[dmdarius]

After unlocking 50 pictures in the gallery, we unlock the Silver knight, Zero. And man, did they ruin playing him something fierce! I suppose I should have learned to counter better, but the amount of times he kicks my ass... #ps2 #GARO #retro

[tired-biscuit]

hmmm thinking about bratty, shit disturbing omega reader telling alpha kiba 'ooo you wanna breed me so bad' during a petty argument when they're not even together and it resulting in him putting you in a non-con mating press.....

18+ MDNI, fem!omega!reader // cw: noncon, omegaverse, breeding, reader is in heat and kiba is MEAN about it.

wait, this is actually perfect; there’s just something about omegaverse and kiba that makes such a good combo every single time!

i’m thinking about him being your neighbour. he’s nice on the eyes but he’s also grouchy, not much of a talker, and always seems super tense whenever you bump into each other in the hallway or at the entrance leading into your apartment complex.

and when i say tense, i mean tense. your mailbox resides next to his, so if you by any chance come down to get mail at the same time as him, he’s clutching his bills with a white-knuckled grip and is storming right back upstairs and slamming his door shut with an unnecessarily loud thud before you’ve even finished sticking your key into the tiny lock.

while living so close to each other, you’ve tried being polite towards him on several occasions. have greeted him with a smile and a quick “morning!” or “hi!” even though all he did in response was grumble something under his breath and brush you right off. you even went as far as to ask him how his run went when he came back into the building drenched in sweat and with his cheeks flushed a pretty red one time, but to no avail. the face he pulled made him look like he was seconds away from telling you to fuck off.

all signs point to general dislike no matter what you do, so winning him over just for the sake of having a good relationship seems to be outright impossible. which is also a huge bummer because he lives right next door, and it’d be nice to have him on your side since it significantly lessens the chance of him nagging you when the music is a smidge too loud or whenever you have friends staying the night.

by the time several weeks had passed — hell, you’ve endured almost two months of this crap — and he was no closer to warming up to you, you’d given up. not only that, you also made sure to give him a taste of his own medicine: you got rid of the sweet girl attitude and instead started treating him the same way he treated you.

rudely.

so it’s no wonder that he appears to be absolutely fucking pissed when he shows up at your doorstep one day when you’re in the middle of suffering through one of your worst heats yet, banging on your door with an impatient fist and sporting the pushiest demeanor you’ve ever seen.

when you finally force yourself to get off the couch and open the door, the first thing you realise is that he’s so big that he fills the entire entrance. all muscle and raw, brutal power. you’ve never gotten the chance to see him this upclose.

the glare in his dark brown eyes is harsh as he immediately makes eye contact with you, and his lips press into a firm line. there’s a constant flutter of a muscle in his right cheek that he can’t seem to get rid of.

he doesn’t look happy.

and there’s an odd sinking feeling appearing in the pit of your stomach because of it.

“what do you want?” you ask, trying your best to breathe as little as possible through your nose. he smells like pure alpha, heavy and intense because of that wretched musk — a scent you definitely shouldn’t be in close vicinity of at this particular time.

“i want you to get the fuck out of this building already,” he snarls with zero hesitation, gripping the side of the doorframe so that he can shove himself even further into your space. “you’re stinking up the entire place with your omega bullshit and it’s making it hard to think.”

“ex-…” you blink slowly, taken aback by the jumble of insults he’s just thrown at you. “excuse me?”

“you heard me the first time,” he snips, baring his front teeth for a split second as he visibly cringes at you. his canines are sharp; it’s your first time noticing this since he sure as hell never smiled in your presence. “i’ve got work in the morning and i can’t relax when your scent is taking over the entire goddamn floor. either find someone to take care of your heat for ya and give that vibrator that you’ve been riding since last night a rest already, or move the fuck out.”

you stare at him, dumfounded and wide eyed just like the first time. he stares right back, with his jaw tightly clenched and his shoulders stiff.

and there’s just something about the way he looks at you now, about the way he looks now — so rugged and blatantly male and rough around the edges, that causes your panties to turn even slicker than they already are.

“you’ve gotta be kidding me… christ, are all of you omegas so freaking pathetic?” he mutters quietly as he watches you squeeze your thighs together.

you’re dressed in nothing but a pair of tiny panties and an oversized t-shirt since you planned to do nothing else but sit at home today and try to make yourself feel better. the thin piece of fabric is doing absolutely nothing when it comes to keeping the scent of your urges at bay.

kiba’s throat feels like it’s on fire. it makes it hard to speak when he says, “whatever, just- are you gonna do somethin’ about it or not?”

“no, i’m not.” in your disoriented, the-heat-has-outright-cooked-my-brain-and-turned-it-into-useless-mush state, you can’t help but say the first thing that pops into your mind, “i’ve got just as much of a right to be here as everyone else does, you know. and it’s not my fault that you can’t focus because your shitty alpha brain is telling you to breed me… so if that’s all, i’ll be kindly asking you to get off my doorstep. i have a toy i want to get back to.”

you go to slam the door shut right in front of his nose, only to be caught off guard when BAM! — he uses his hand to shove it right back open again.

oh, he’s definitely not used to omegas disrespecting him or acting bratty around him. because of it, he’s all up in your face in a matter of seconds, blood boiling underneath tan skin.

with every step he takes forward, you try to take one back, but it doesn’t take long for him to corner you. before you know it, he’s got you with your back against the wall. his cock is thick and heavy in his sweatpants, pressing against your thigh and exposing the fact that your heat is affecting him too, and you spring into action because of it, desperately fighting to create more distance between your body and his.

however, the problem is that he’s ended up standing so close to you that the proximity is practically non-existent. trying to shove him away is futile since he’s so much bigger than you that he looms over your smaller frame and keeps you caged between the wall and himself with no issue.

you don’t stand a chance against him.

“look at me.”

forced to act submissive by nature, you give in easily to his demand despite the fact that it takes all the effort in the world for you to even attempt to refuse it. so you lift your gaze like the good little omega that you are, and you come to learn that there are tiny summer freckles dusting the bridge of his nose. you’ve never gotten the chance to see him this upclose either.

mentioned bridge slightly scrunches with displeasure now as his hand moves to wrap around your throat. he leans in, his voice hoarse, “is anyone else in here with ya?”

“y-yes,” you stammer, upper lip wobbling because of the fastly upcoming tears that are threatening to fall any second now. you’re well aware that alphas can get aggressive whenever they slip into rut, so you and your big mouth have put yourselves in quite the predicament. and if anything, this particular situation is definitely good enough of a reason to cry about.

“don’t you dare fucking lie to me. that shit pisses me off.” he gives your neck a firm squeeze, enough to make you kick your feet against the floor in sheer, utter panic. a scared little voice in your head tells you that he could lift you right off the ground if he wanted to. or worse.

“no, n-no there isn’t anyone else here!” you squeak out. “it’s just me and my cat! m’sorry!”

his eyebrows draw together.

“what?” you ask warily, trying to calm him down by distracting him even though you’re well aware that he can smell how wet your pussy has become by now and that it’s making him lose more and more of his sense of morality. there’s just something about his touch… it’s so warm that it makes you want to arch your back, as unbelievable as that sounds. “is something the matter?”

“no,” he mutters, still looking unimpressed. god, do his features ever soften? “it’s just that i hate cats, is all… dogs are better.”

you make a mental note to remember this piece of information for whatever reason. what the fuck.

“anyway,” he continues before you can say anything. “let’s take care of your heat now. i have a game to watch later, so i wanna be done by six… unless you feel like warming my dick at my place, that is.”

“w-what?” you freeze, cold sweat rushing over you. one tear falls, sliding down your much too feverish cheek and you sniffle. “no, wait-”

“yeah, yeah, you don’t want it, blah blah blah,” he brushes you off so carelessly that it makes your pulse begin to hammer inside your ears. “and yet you’re still soaking wet between your legs and feeling like you’ll die if i don’t shove my cock inside ya this very instant. spare me with the poor, helpless omega crap, sweetheart... you ain’t foolin’ nobody.”

he’s looking directly into your eyes again, completely shameless and with zero remorse, and you’re so turned on by it that your clit is throbbing. it’s making you slightly nauseous.

“i…” you swallow thickly, trying not to think about the amount of saliva that’s gathering in your mouth. “i don’t-”

without a single warning, he presses himself against you in a way that instantly makes you buck your hips towards him in search for more friction. when he begins to draw back, you act before thinking; grabbing a fistful of his t-shirt and frantically tugging him closer.

“see, i told ya,” he purrs, cruel satisfaction evident on his face as he watches you struggle. “you need me.”

he’s right. god-fucking-damn it, he’s right. the urgency to have an alpha like him inside you has gotten so bad by now that you can barely stand. if it weren’t for his hand that he’s still got wrapped around your throat, you’re pretty sure you’d already be laying on the floor by now.

and that is exactly where you end up.

on the floor, naked, manhandled into a mating press and forcefully stuffed full with his cock. moaning like a slut, sweating like crazy and crying at him to stop, to fucking stop stop STOP, even though you’re the one who’s reaching out, desperately trying to cling onto him and keep him inside.

the sounds your pussy is making whenever he sinks in to the hilt is fucking embarrassing. you’re so wet, practically delirious with want, twitching and whining when he hits that sweetspot deep inside you. you don’t even know his first name, so you’re just babbling nonsense, clawing at his strong arms in meek attempt to punish him.

“open your legs wider f’me.”

the desire to spread your legs further for him even if he’s literally the meanest piece of shit of a man is making you feel disgusting, but you just can’t stop yourself from obeying. your body wants him, it yearns for him, and it’s making your hormones go batshit crazy.

“that’s it, sweetheart.” he pants above you as he praises you, back arching and bicep flexing when he places one hand on your belly. “trying to be such a good girl for your alpha, huh? gonna do just about anythin’ to get me to knock ya up.”

your sobbing intensifies when he presses into the bulge his cock makes underneath your skin.

it’s the first time you see him smile.

[kakashixhatakesxwhore]

Most to least experienced in bed? Konoha 11 and whoever else you wanna add. Love your work 😩😩

alrighty, i switched this up a bit to avoid strange research, if you wanna see someone else/another group ranking, lmk - i hope this is up to code, and thank you for the request!!

Sex Tier List

Ranked: Konoha 11 (Naruto, Sakura, Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Neji, Lee, Tenten) + Sand Siblings (Kankuro, Temari, Gaara) + Sasuke

Warnings: swearing, x(GN)reader implications, we are talking about sex, uh idk lmk if something makes you uncomfy

Notes: Boruto era for everyone, and, for everyone, their Bortuo era! this request had me fucked up lowk because, canonically, these mfs got zero action without rings - so we're putting an enjoyment spin on it, worst to best, in a modern-ish au. as in, who you would have to guide, vs, who could rock your world, five times over, in one night.

Masterlist💿

Tier 3 - Passable🪙

5. Hinata

I'm not even sorry. She deffo just lies there. Never gets on top. You have to ask for anything and everything, and not even in a sexy, teasing way, more in a 'I don't want to feel like I'm fucking a wooden board' way.

4. Kiba

May God love him because this man is certainly a selfish lover. That's not to say he isn't good - he's great at getting himself off, his brain just kinda shuts off otherwise. If you wanna cum, the onus is on you, because he's fuck-drunk within seconds of you touching him.

3. Kankuro

He's trying, okay?? It's just really fucking hard to keep you in mind when you just feel so fucking good. Kankuro's just inconsistent - that's the main issue. He'll try a million different positions in one session and is always unintentionally edging you.

2. Lee

Now, our darling, Rock Lee, is trying his best, honestly and truly. However, he doesn't know anything about anything, and you have to guide him every now and again. He's got the enthusiasm down, he's just not very good at translating it into pure sexual energy on the fly.

1. Gaara

He's too busy to be good at sex. When he does find the time, y'all get extra down and dirty, but Gaara's still lowkey inexperienced and the irregularity of your encounters doesn't help.

Tier 2 - Good🪩

5. Choji

Bro's got hidden talents, aight? It's a matter of him wanting to utilize them that sets Choji up. Most nights, he's chilling, but on those key few nights, hot damn.

4. Sasuke

I would've put him lower but y'all would've been mad - it's called REALISM. Sasuke would be wayyyyy too busy to put in the work to develop any actual skill in the bedroom, and he would find researching for it so far past disgusting. His good grace would be his natural endowment and prowess, but he's on thin fucking ice.

3. Tenten

Surprisingly stone top vibes, I cannot lie. She deffo gets off on your pleasure, but she's down here because she's kinda bad at first. There would totally be improvement, like obvious and quick improvement, but those first few times were pretty rough.

2. Shino

Baby boy. Sweet boy. Ugh. I love. I wanted him as number one, so I'm not even defending this. Take it up with my lawyer.

1. Naruto

He's not the main character for nothing. Naruto lays pipe, but he can get a bit selfish at times. Never fear though, the second he catches himself, lost in the sauce, another round gets added to his itinerary. He'll be making it up to you tenfold, even if it was just for a minute.

Tier 1 - Fantastic🔮

5. Sakura

With her level of anatomical knowledge, she barely even needs to break a sweat to give you a release. However, she will break a sweat, because she wants to. Just amazing, idk what to tell you.

4. Temari

Got me kickin my feet and twirlin my hair rn - she would be so GODLY in the sack. She's always very present, very attentive, but is so openly expressive in the moment. Temari would have you screaming syllables and seeing colours behind your eyelids.

🥉 Neji

The game my man's got is INSANE. I just know for a goddamn fact that no one dances the horizontal mambo as gracefully as Neji. You're pleased, he's pleased, no one's ever terribly tired or bruised, the limits are clear lines but are never even toed. That's just the reg, too! Special nights would be fucking wild, dude would have wine, and flowers, and candles - he would go the whole nine yards every time.

🥈 Ino

Be still, my beating heart. Christ. Yeah, Ino's got this shit on lock. She's a vers switch, need I say more? (I do, someone request a fic)

🥇 SHIKAMARU

Y'all seen my preferance yet, or nah?

Oh Em Gee - Shikamaru could have you, heels to Jesus, all night longgggg. The stamina, the will, the knowledge, the capability; it's all there, and no one is as apt to put it all together except for Shikamaru. He would go for hours at a time, until he physically couldn't anymore. He would know exactly what makes your timebomb tick, and he would push every button so deliciously. Fuck, he's a tease too. If you two aren't actively in the bedroom, he's trying to get you there.

[venerawrites]

how do you think neji will act when he’s first dating someone? and during the first intimate sessions too

author's note: I know I disappeared again without any explanation, but I was on holiday back home so literally had no time to work on requests. This one is so cute and I am so glad I have the chance to write for my man Neji again! <3 I separated this into SFW and NSFW sections. Hope you enjoy and thank you for requesting! x

warnings: 18+ content, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

SFW

Honestly, the first few months of Neji dating his s/o would not differ greatly from the friendship they have previously shared.

He is a pretty reserved and shy guy, probably saving himself for the 'one' - not only when it comes to intimacy, but also when it comes to dates and romantic gestures.

After he confesses and asks his s/o to officially be together, he is unsure what the next step is. Holding hands? Kisses on the cheek? He has heard from Kiba and Lee that there are these things called "bases" in dating, but he had zero idea what it meant and how you "move" from one base to another. So like a gentleman, he kept his hands to himself, not wanting to rush his partner into anything they did not feel comfortable with.

I've said in one of my headcanons before that I do imagine Neji with some type of "femme fatale"/"home fatale" partner - someone who is confident and secure in showing affection. Such a partner would suit him well since they can initiate a lot of the first in this relationship (first time holding hands, first hug, first cuddle, etc. ... surprisingly, the first kiss was initiated by him.)

The young Hyuga would definitely need guidance when it comes to dating. He has a pretty big ego though, so preferably his s/o would drop hints about how they expect him to act around them, without instructing him like a child. Luckily, he is a pretty quick learner and very smart, so he will adapt to their expectations fairly quickly.

After a month of dating, he would be more confident to take his s/o's hand and walk around the village. Sure, his face would be flushed bright red the first few times, but with time he would relax. He is very stoic and not a big fan of PDA, so his partner should not expect him to hug them or kiss them in public, especially his family. A hand on the waist or around the shoulders is the most they would get.

In terms of his behaviour, it would take a bit longer for him to open up to his s/o. Growing up, he has been taught that a man should keep to himself and face his battles alone, without bothering those around him. He would be pretty reserved with his s/o and decline to share his worries or problems with them, even when it would be evident something was stressing him out.

There would be probably a rocky period in the relationship, full of arguments and fights, during which he would become more cold and distant, as his emotions and the things he has been taught since he was a kid clash inside his head. His s/o needs to be supportive and patient during this period, as he does need some time to figure out himself and what HE wants.

I consider Neji to be a romantic guy, so his partner can expect him to put a great effort into their relationship -after all, he wouldn't date anyone casually, so in his mind, his partner is already THE one and he will make sure he treats them right.

Weekly dates are a must and it is always Neji cooking. He is actually a pretty good cook and does feel prideful every time his s/o verbally expresses how much they enjoy their meal.

He likes to give gifts as well, but he is a bit cheesy romantic. He won't really do anything outside the socially acceptable gestures of love - red roses, jewellery on birthdays/anniversaries, and romantic cards with cute little messages. His s/o would sometimes playfully roll their eyes at his antics, but they would definitely appreciate the effort.

Unsurprisingly, very respectful man, who will always ask his s/o if they are feeling comfortable. He is also a great listener, so will always make sure to support his partner when they need him the most. As I mentioned above, he is good at reading signs, so he will back off when his s/o need some time alone, without suffocating them with too much attention.

NSFW

I discussed this a bit in my "General Neji NSFW Headcanons", but Neji is completely inexperienced when he met his s/o. He has always been determined he would save himself for his future spouse, but when he met his s/o he knew he wanted to spend his life with them, so he did get tempted to lose his virginity BEFORE marriage.

Neji does not like to admit he does not know how to do stuff, so in the beginning, he treated intimacy the same way he treated everything else - by pretending he knew what he was doing, even when he was obviously lost.

He is VERY shy in the beginning. He may act all confident, but his whole body would be flushed red from how embarrassed he is when he first exposes himself to his s/o. And when he sees them in their full naked glory for the first time, he almost comes right then and there.

It took a while for him and his s/o to find what felt good for both of them. Neji is naturally a dominant partner, including in the bedroom, but the first few times of him and his s/o being intimate were more for exploring, rather than pleasure. From being too gentle and slow to becoming too rough and fast - his s/o would need to be vocal about what feels good and what doesn't, because Neji is so desperate to please them, that he often oversteps.

In general he is a gentle lover, preferring making love than just having sex. For him intimacy is a way to show his s/o how much he loves them, so it would be full of loving touches and sweet "I love you"s.

He is also a bit of a bore in the bedroom (at least in the first stage of the relationship) - he likes the same poses, does not indulge in foreplay for too long, and is not open to experimenting. It would take a least a year, for him to ease into the idea of trying new things with his s/o.

The first few intimate sessions would have to take place at his s/o's house - he wouldn't risk being caught by anyone of the Hyuga clan, especially since he and his s/o were not married yet, and he is not really the type to do it outside a bedroom.

I imagine his s/o would probably have a bit of experience compared to him, which would urge him to somehow prove himself to them. The man is in love and he would do anything to make his s/o forget anyone else but him...

(and hey, they definitely did!)

cc artwork: Rowena Doge

[saigethearies]

enter, if you dare, to

TERRORTOBER

hi, guys! so this is my first attempt at an event :)

i absolutely love halloween and have always enjoyed kinktober pieces so i wanted to take a stab at it (ha get it)

just a heads up, all of these pieces will contain smut and some of them will have dark content as well. since i’m still in the process of writing the fics, appropriate warnings will be placed at the top of all the finished works once they’re posted

for the reasons stated above, and this should already go without saying, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT with any of the works that will be linked to this post

pieces will be posted at approximately 9 pm est on each date specified below and each contain an afab!reader

now, without further ado

october 1st: vampire!kei tsukishima

after revealing his long-kept secret, kei finally allows himself an indulgence he’s craved for ages.

october 4th: alien!osamu miya

while on an expedition into space, your budding romance with osamu came as a pleasant surprise- the murderer hiding amongst your crew, not so much.

october 7th: boyfriend!megumi fushiguro

when one of the actors at a haunted house attraction gets a little too handsy, megumi doesn’t hesitate to come to your aid.

october 10th: serial killer!keiji akaashi

a heartbreaking betrayal leads you to seek comfort from the very person that plunged you into this nightmare.

october 13th: cultist!eren jaeger

unbeknownst to you, zeke has chosen you to be his cult’s next virgin sacrifice. a pining eren knows exactly what he needs to do to save you.

october 16th: demon hunter!tobio kageyama

your unlikely partnership with tobio was just that- a partnership. that is, until the vacant room at the motel had only one bed.

october 19th: stalker!kento nanami

you think the handsome man you always see at the bakery has zero interest in you, but you couldn’t be further from the truth.

october 22nd: camp counselor!tetsuro kuroo

seeing how good tetsuro is with kids has you wanting him to put one in you.

october 25th: veteran!jean kirstein

jean’s wish for a normal life after returning from overseas gets derailed from the onslaught of an undead virus. he ends up finding solace in the form of you.

october 28th: werewolf!hajime iwaizumi

when hajime starts to experience odd changes in himself, his worst fear threatens to become reality. hopefully you can outrun him.

october 31st: ghostface!kiba inuzuka

your anxiety amidst a string of hometown murders takes a turn for even worse when the face behind the mask ends up being the one you trusted the most.

[httpino]

back again with naruto headcanons except its team 8 this time! i love this team real bad n i wish they would’ve gotten better development (kishimoto you will pay) again, non canon compliant, im just making shit up, enjoy!

Team 8 Headcanons

- kiba shino and hinata had to raise a (fake) baby together for a project in high school

- hinata was the only one who got a passing grade n she then had to beg kurenai on shino n kiba’s behalf for extra credit because they failed badly

- hinata treats every bug she sees with warmth because it reminds her of shino

- shino is so quiet, people forget he’s there and then boom he knows everything

- shino is no gossip but sometimes he just wants to talk to someone

- which is why everyone learns about ino’s embarrassing first kiss ten minutes after it happened

- shino happened to see it n he made the mistake of telling hinata in front of tenten

- ino was raging and shino fr had to hide from her for a solid week after

- kiba and hinata have some weird eye contact thing that doubles as communication

- kiba will squint, hinata will widen her eyes and then they both nod in acknowledgment

- shino never takes off his sunglasses but somehow, they understand his eye signals too

- shino smiles in his coat when praised but he’s trying extra hard not to be obvious about it

- kiba will unconsciously drape his jacket over his friends if they say they’re cold

- he doesn’t realize he’s doing it and before he realizes it, his jacket is off him and wrapped around someone else

- his jackets have gone home with hinata a lot

- hinata loves cute things and has a habit of bringing home strays

- her roommates (neji tenten n lee) love her but it’s a bit hard to be happy when a stray cat is in your bed

- shino doesn’t drink but he goes to the bar with his friends and he’s very protective

- he watches out for the girls and keeps a very close eye on their drinks

- he also spends his time making sure naruto doesn’t do something embarrassing

- shino has bugs named after hinata kiba n akamaru

- kiba has dogs named after shino and hinata

- kiba and shino scared away nearly every dude who tried to make passes at hinata the entirety of high school

- she had no clue and one time confided in them that she felt sorta unlovable

- realized they fuck up and they had to scramble to reassure her that she’s very very lovable

- this friend group makes zero sense to anyone

- the quiet rich girl, the loud stoner guy who has a weirdly close relationship with his dog, and the even quieter even weirder guy who is deeply obsessed with bugs

- like what the fuck happened to make these three become best friends

- hinata sleeps over at kiba and shino’s apartment whenever neji and tenten start doing too much (they’re loud as fuck)

- lee always heads off to suna for the weekend to see gaara so she’s on her own

- they welcome her with open arms and she already has a corner of their apartment to herself

- this includes her clothes, toiletries, and other trinkets she brings along

- they’re the bestest friends ever😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[socra-time]

Naruto Episode Comments, Ep 31-40

Ep 31:

-again, I like that other characters are doing the title voiceover instead of Naruto (it’s Lee this time)

-god the writer is really doing Sakura so fucking dirty

-I love Lee so much, he’s my cringefail but also badass son

-Neji was NOT having any of Team 10’s bullshit

-the way Sakura says Lee’s full name makes it sound like she’s saying “broccoli”

-I like that even though Neji is kinda an edgelord and clearly looks down on others, he’s still more cooperative with his team than Sasuke is. It’s clear that he’s more experienced than Sasuke

-at this point Lee has had two fights and Sakura has still had zero. Justice for Sakura

Ep 32:

-finally Sakura gets to do something hoorayyyy. -The hair-cutting moment was nice actually

-little Ino’s hair is so cute, she should’ve kept it short

-why do Ino and Sakura have more of a compelling relationship than Sakura and Sasuke do lmao

Ep 33:

-the soundtrack switchup into more upbeat music was kinda jarring ngl

-I love how Shikamaru and Choji don’t even object to Ino calling their team “Team Ino”

-Shikamaru’s shadow possession is one of the cooler powers we’ve seen so far, I’m curious to see if there’s anything besides immobilization he can do with it

-aw I actually like Team 10 more than I thought I would

-I love how it’s this big deal that Sasuke was going to kill someone when a couple episodes ago Kiba, Shino, and Hinata literally trapped people with man-eating leeches

Ep 34:

-Lee is so pure of heart, dumb of ass. I feel like I might not have liked him as much if I watched this show as a kid but I actually adore him

-awwww the kiddos are bonding

-Neji needs to get his antisocial ass down from the trees and talk to the others

-Akamaru is such a lil babyyyyyyy I wanna give him hug

-Kiba wanting to steal more scrolls has its pros and cons but he’s kinda right? As people with good tracking abilities, Team 8 kinda has an advantage in this phase of the exam, so they might as well press that advantage and pick off a bit of the competition

-lmao not Kiba calling Gaara tiny-

-the implications of Kiba smelling blood in Gaara’s sand are so fucked-up. Like he’s killed so many people with the sand that there’s just blood mixed in there

-Jesus fucking Christ Gaara

-Gaara has officially won the edgelord competition and it’s not even close

Ep 35:

-I fully thought the Heaven and Earth scrolls would be blank ngl

-Naruto and Sakura should have consulted with Sasuke before deciding to open their scroll, it should have been a team decision

-Naruto really sucks at all aspects of being a ninja that don’t involve duking it out with enemies

Ep 36:

-I like the muffled vocal effect on the illusions guy

-Naruto is one tenacious fucker lmao

-and Sasuke continues to not be able to catch a break

Ep 37:

-Iruka is so fond of Naruto and it’s so cute

-Lee and Gai continue to be peak characters

-this government system sounds kinda sus ngl

Ep 38:

-there were a lot of “secret” conversations in this episode that were in blatant earshot of other people. Like Anko was literally yelling at Kakashi about how dangerous the curse mark was in front of all the genin

-I don’t think I like that Sasuke goes in the first match, it cuts some of the hype buildup

-and as usual Sasuke can’t catch a fuckin break

Ep 39:

-to the surprise of absolutely no one, Sasuke won

-the sharingan is so fucking broken and ngl if I had to work super hard to train my jutsu and then here comes Sasuke fucking Uchiha who just… copies it, I’d be pissed as hell

-Sasuke really should have told Naruto about the curse mark. Like he says it’s because they’re a team and he doesn’t want Naruto to worry, but also they’re a team so he should TELL HIS TEAMMATES what’s going on with him

-the theme that plays when Orochimaru reveals himself to Kakashi goes so hard

Ep 40:

-Shino is so fucking cool but also I would never ever ever want to fight him

-“Orochimaru stop taking advantage of vulnerable hurt children by offering them power” challenge: failed epically

[creampie-capital]

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Warning! This is explicit content 18+, so you must refrain from mentioning your age, especially if you are underage. 

I originally started this series back in 2017, so most of these are old. However, I've moved all of the Punani-moistening, tear-jerking good stories to the front. They will have ✦ by their names to indicate my best works. 

If you want some really good refreshing stories that are memorable, check out my book about f*cking monsters, The Devil May Lick me, and or the other one-shot books and yandere books.

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🍋Current Completed Oneshots🍋

↳✦「Katsuki Bakugo x Reader」✦ ━━━➤ Word Count║17,325

↳✦「A Christmas GangBang (JJK)」✦  ━━━➤ Word Count║12,259

↳✦「Connor (RK800) x Reader」✦ ━━━➤ Word Count║13,323

↳✦「Husband! Illumi Zoldck x Chubby! Wife! Reader」✦ ━━━➤ Word Count║19,867

↳✦「Kiba Inuzuka x Reader」✦ ━━━➤ Word Count║11,815

↳✦「Jealous! Shikamaru Nara x Reader」✦ ━━━➤ Word Count║7,317

↳✦「Killer x Marine! Reader」✦ ━━━➤ Word Count║18,011

↳✦「Raihan x Reader」✦ ━━━➤ Word Count║14,040

↳✦「Joker x Reader」✦ ━━━➤ Word Count║21,730

↳✦「Asmodeus x Demon! Reader」✦ ━━━➤ Word Count║7,694

↳✦「Dabi x Reader」✦ ━━━➤ Word Count║27,345

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🍋Older, Unedited Cringey Oneshots🍋

↳「Hisoka Morrow x Reader Pt.1」━━━➤ Word Count║12,538

↳「Hisoka Morrow x Reader Pt.2」━━━➤ Word Count║9,692

↳「Kisame Hoshigaki x Reader Pt.1」━━━➤ Word Count║10,237

↳「Kisame Hoshigaki x Reader Pt.2」━━━➤ Word Count║4,280

↳「Adult! Death The Kid x Reader Pt.1」━━━➤ Word Count║11,417

↳「Adult! Death The Kid x Reader Pt.2」━━━➤ Word Count║8,848

↳「Adult! Ciel Phantomhive x Demon! Reader Pt.1」━━━➤ Word Count║4,890

↳「Adult! Ciel Phantomhive x Demon! Reader Pt.2」━━━➤ Word Count║7,818

↳「Katsuki Bakugo x Tattoo Artist! Reader Pt.1」━━━➤ Word Count║5,492

↳「Katsuki Bakugo x Tattoo Artist! Reader Pt.2」━━━➤ Word Count║6,444

↳「Reiji Sakamaki x Reader Pt.1」━━━➤ Word Count║5,577

↳「Reiji Sakamaki x Reader Pt.2」━━━➤ Word Count║8,286

↳「Donquixote Doflamingo x Reader Pt.1」━━━➤ Word Count║8,522

↳「Donquixote Doflamingo x Reader Pt.2」━━━➤ Word Count║6,717

↳「Donquixote Doflamingo x Reader Pt.3」━━━➤ Word Count║12,003

↳「Zenitsu Agatsuma x Demon! Reader Pt.1」━━━➤ Word Count║5,756

↳「Zenitsu Agatsuma x Demon! Reader Pt.2」━━━➤ Word Count║6,902

↳「Hidan x Reader x Deidara」━━━➤ Word Count║8,300

↳「Zabuza Momochi x Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║20,294

↳「Yandere! Yukio Okumura x Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║7,511

↳「Rin Okumura x Demon! Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║6,063

↳「Laxus Dreyar x Chubby! Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║7,297

↳「Sting Eucliffe x Reader Rogue Cheney」━━━➤ Word Count║7,548

↳「Leviathan x Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║4,242

↳「Beelzebub x Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║6,123

↳「Diavolo x Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║6,000

↳「Tobio Kageyama x Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║6,340

↳「Shouta Aizawa x Nurse! Reader Pt.1」━━━➤ Word Count║6,234

↳「Karma Akabane x reader」━━━➤ Word Count║2,432

↳「Sunna no Gaara x Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║2,493

↳「Jay Jo x Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║3,200

↳「Vinny Hong x Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║3,506

↳「Yu Takeyama x GN! Hero! Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║3,366

↳「Yandere! Madara Uchiha x Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║7,396

↳「Illumi Zoldyck x Reader Pt.1」━━━➤ Word Count║4,240

↳「Illumi Zoldyck x Reader Pt.2」━━━➤ Word Count║5,206

↳「Illumi Zoldyck x Reader Pt.3」━━━➤ Word Count║9,042

↳「Yujiro Hanma x Shy! Innocent Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║7,522

↳「Zero Kiriyu x Reader x Kaname Kuran Pt.1」━━━➤ Word Count║3,354

↳「Zero Kiriyu x Reader x Kaname Kuran Pt.2」━━━➤ Word Count║3, 867

↳「Kaoru Hanayama x Reader」━━━➤ Word Count║4,950

↳「Kaoru Hanayama x Powerful! Boss! Reader Pt.1」━━━➤ Word Count║3,542

↳「Kaoru Hanayama x Powerful! Boss! Reader Pt.2」━━━➤ Word Count║2,705

↳「Kaoru Hanayama x Powerful! Boss! Reader Pt.3」━━━➤ Word Count║3,804

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🍋𝐋𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬🍋

↳「Akitaru Obi x Reader」

↳「Shouta Aizawa x Nurse! Reader Pt.2」

↳「The Ships Sl*t (One Piece)」

↳「Estarossa x Reader」

↳「Raihan x Reader Pt.2」

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[exposingliesofhinatafandom]

🤡: Hiashi is a horrible father for hinata! He forced her to become a kunoichi when she never wanted to! Hinata is far too kind to be a kunoichi,this is so cruel!

Yet you have zero problems with Chouza making Choji a shinobi. Hiashi never “forced” hinata to do anything at all—hinata always wanted to be a kunoichi and her speech about “ninja way” on chunin exam proves this.

Hinatafans made up a lie about “Hiashi abusing hinata”—there is not a single panel in the manga odd hinata actually being abused—solely so that they can remove any responsibility for her own actions and behavior from hinata and blame it all on Hiashi.

Nobody calls “abusive” Shikaku,Inoichi, Chouza,Shibi, Tsuna,Fugaku for making Shikamaru,Ino,Choji ,Shino,Kiba,Sasuke and Itachi ninjas—Minato literally forced Naruto to become a jinjuriki what caused him to be badly bullied and neglected his whole childhood,but fandom still cheers on Namikadze as number one father. Because it NEVER was about actual abuse: hinatafans just need a scapegoat for hinata’s actions so they lie about Hiashi “abusing” and “forcing” her.

When hinata trains Boruto and Himawari in non-canon novels,openings/endings hinatafans piss their pants from joy,but when Hiashi trains hinata this is suddenly labeled as “abuse”.

[sketch-shepherd-art]

Been bringing back a bunch of old as shit Ginga OC's from early 2020. Descriptions for each character under the cut:

Chugata and Naka- the long-lost sisters of Akatora, Kurotora, and Chutora, with these two being appropriately dubbed the Kai Sisters. According to the Shin Gaiden manga, the Kai Brothers apparently were from a litter of five but only the three of them were dumped. I headcanon the other two as females and kept only for breeding purposes, but Chugata and Naka managed to escape that fate and survived till adulthood in the wild. Also much like how the Kai brothers are simply named after their coat colors, apparently "chugata" and "naka" are some terms related to Kai Ken colors/markings. Idk, someone I can't remember told me such on a Ginga Discord server a long time ago

Sachiko- a cream Kai Ken character whom I've talked about before. She's Kurotora's mate and the mother of Kagetora, Nobutora, and Harutora. Never thought of anything more than that tbh

Kurohyou- an Italian Molosser, Moss' mate, and Jaguar's mother. She guarded Moss' original home in the Kasumi Dake while her husband was away, earning her the title as the Queen of the Misty Mountain. Still haven't decided if Moss should die in my AU or not as he does in the GDW manga so I haven't thought of how she'd deal with that loss. Her name means "black panther" according to Google Translate

Sisu- a Karelian bear dog. Before any Raya and the Last Dragon jokes start, she is entirely based on Yoshihiro's early concept for Andy where he was going to actually be a Karelian bear dog named Sisu, I decided to steal that idea and make Sisu female. Her personality is completely meta in which she's jealous of Andy for being more popular than her just for being related to/looking like John, compared to Sisu who went through far more rigorous training to be a hunting dog

Yasuko- a black Kai Ken, and Sisu's hunting partner + psuedo older sisterly figure. She's the one who calms Sisu down the most when she's usually raging over Andy or something lmao

Kiba- a Kishu Inu who exists in the universe of my fanfic Ginga Togyushi Taurus. She's an Iga dog with zero brain cells. Literally no one knows why she's the way she is but she can surprisingly take out an enemy in a fight so she's allowed to stay. Kind of a joke OC but also kinda not