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When one of your dogs self limits food intake so much that you can keep their bowl full 24/7 and they'll always stay a fit weight with ribs and muscle visible, and the other one is a food demon who will eat anything and everything regardless of whether or not it's actually edible and acts like they're starving 24/7
#eevee's food drive could put some labs to shame ngl#youd fr think that bitch was starving by the way she acts about food#up there on Banana's level of food obsessed but without any of the aggression about resources so it ends up being great for training#as long as youre careful not to coerce her with it since its so high value#meanwhile trying to get hermes to take a treat when you reward him is like a game of “is this food good enough”#zero interest in food#only wants play and to be allowed to kill small animals or carry dead things around like a prize#hunting dog problems
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I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.
Valicer In The Dark
Smiler: [smiling, but in a way that suggests they're having rather a bit of trouble wrapping their head around such a sentiment] Well, if that's what would make you happy, I hope you achieve that goal one day!
#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask)#~M: grin without a cat (anon)#~V: Valicer In The Dark#zero interest in food#~C: Smiler Alton#((Smiler especially this version LOVES a good meal#so they're like ??? over anyone who doesn't enjoy eating#but they do support you in whatever would make you happy I can guarantee that))#~M: with this hand I will lift your queue
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AU where nishiki becomes a host and kiryu is his manager
#based on the special training minigame in zero and kiryu's hostess club in kiwami 🙏#actually i've decided it's literally just that same club and it's all girls except for nishiki#kiryu asks majima for tips on how to run a hostess club and majima just says “uhh make them practice talkin'” n runs away flailing his knif#anyway save nishiki from himselffff and his doomed narratiiiiive also i always thought he'd make a great host..#charming and talkative and canonically spends an hour and a half daily on his hair care routine.....#also when he mentions host clubs to kiryu he seems interested in them#idk i think he would've been great at it food for thought#nishikiyama akira#nishiki#nishikiryu#yakuza#rgg fanart#rgg#scribbles
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sigh. it's thinking about child abuser/evil fuck off puppet hours I guess
#such a fascinatingly stupid dynamic im obsessed#i dont think bro 'loves' cal but he definitelt cares about him in whatever way hes capable of to the greatest extent he can#to a frankly weird extent tbh#and then cal doesnt even care about bro as a tool. hes just convenient yk#bros obsessed and he literally couldnt give a shit (in whatever way hes capable of giving a shit given that hes. yk. a puppet)#honestly you could vary how much control cal has/how much cals manipulating/puppeting bro and its still interesting#cals almost fully puppeting him? the obsession makes sense its interesting its fascinating its vaguely homoerotic#the puppet loves the puppetmaster that gives it life yk#cal has absolutely zero control and is literally just an empty puppet? fucking hilarious#either way dave accidentally walks in on bro on a 'date' with cal (propped up in a chair with a full plate of food in front of him. dave#didnt even know bro *could* cook) and hes scarred for life#me.txt#homestuck#bro strider
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do i actually like yakumo or am i just hungry
#i'm still not over the fact that i had zero to negative interest in yakumo at first sight#but it felt like.... over several months... the devs kept exposing me to him#so i'd be happily chilling with whichever characters at the moment#staring fondly at oli's beautiful eyes. or at morv's magnificent tits. you know. usual behaviour#then yakumo would show up with food. or drink. always with something to consume#so maybe i started to associate yakumo's presence with incoming treats...#WAIT#THE DEVS FUKIN PAVLOV'D ME#NOW EVERY TIME I SEE YAKUMO I SALIVATE#*SLAMS FISTS ON THE TABLE*#*drops my head into the mortified shield of my arms*
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thank you everyone for the mafutoya food, much obliged, def cheered me up (my ask box is still open to more…..)
in return, my own mafutoya hcs/fic ideas/just general spouting:
composer buddies. i will die on this hill. theyre an online duo like 25ji and they make music together and their groups have NO idea (bonus points if someone(s) from their group also follow them). i will die on this hill. its hilarious.
on that note, mafuyu taught toya a bit of how to compose— i would imagine she helped him refine how to put emotions into song (since she did that quite well as we know)
^ also, they’re study buddies. def both practice their english on one another, but since madus an honors kids and toyas just Smart they work well together. mafu also helps come up with ways to help toya tutor akian bc she already does that with rando classmates
more canon divergencey, but their parents know each other (not in the same fashion as the aoyagi-tenma friendship…. asahinas more just keeping up terms to look good bc. aoyagis.) so the kids knew each other. they weren’t super close but they’d recognize one another
mafuyu running away at the end of mafu4 definitely gave toya food for thought on his own running away (that he would come back to tackle in toya4 sorry bud)
toyas the extroverted of the two technically. sure, mafu’s mask is even more extroverted, but generally toyas the upbeat one between them.
they like to just take the train around tokyo for the sights. they did it less as toya prepared for rad blast, but mafuyu def took him on a celebratory train ride at some point in congrats
mafuyu does not like most of vbs’ music (since akian wrote the music until roughly toya3, and even then i think they still did the brunt). mafuyu does like toya’s songs, tho
^ followup, toya follows 25ji. hes 50/50 most of the time (partially tastes partially instruments sometimes) but he supports them by leaving ridiculously long comments breaking everything down. hes become a well-known member of the 25ji fandom, accidentally.
more serious hc: toya does not, in any shape or form, “save” mafu. if they knew each other earlier, however, he definitely kept her from going over the edge. i can talk a LOT about this but thats a whole other rabbit trail.
mafuyu gets plushies from toya from the arcade. its usually rabbits, although the occasional cat or bird makes its way into the pile. there is an ever-growing pile of fluff in the corner of mafu’s room at kana’s. honami does Not Know what to do with it.
if they had a sekai together, it would be mafuyu’s fragment sekai but with like. the equivalent of a starbucks stuck in it. like the starbucks at a target or barnes&noble or whatever. mikuluka are their only vs, although they might get a len or kaito later on.
toya goes to miya to pick up kohane when an cant, but honestly goes to talk to mafu mostly. i mean hes there for kohane but sometimes koha has committee and so toya will just,,, talk with mafuyu. the rest of the school is VERY confused as to why this random kamikou guy is talking with asahina mafuyu, and then saki barrels him over one day screaming “OTOUTO!!!” at the top of her lungs and theyre like “oh hes a tenma okay”
this goes without saying but mafu doesnt mask around toya. she did for a bit, but toya saw through it bc it was annoyingly similar to akito’s own. toya Does Not like the mask. in any situation. he willingly chooses to extrovert most of the time than let mafu mask. its partially for his own sanity.
mafu teaches him to cook, and toya reteaches her tastes (partially stolen from that one akitoyamafu fic on ao3 love you)
mizuki constantly tells stories about them to the other, and they always listen with rapt attention. mizu thinks its cute in a way, and is also happy to have their full attention for once (not like toya wouldnt but)
toyamafu have no fashion sense. they just kinda throw something together thats vaguely coherent. akito was forced to band with mizuki to get them to actually match their clothes right.
mafuyu is more athletic than toya (not a high bar tbh) but toyas much more limber and flexible
#zero thoughts#zero songs#mafutoya food#project sekai#proseka#pjsk#prsk#aoyagi toya#toya aoyagi#asahina mafuyu#mafuyu asahina#toyamafu#mafutoya#they rattle around in my head a lot#i just think they're neat#and like. to me they’re platonic qpr or romantic. i genuinely take all three forms in high amounts#i can see all sides for those#also hcs were written with platonic/qpr in mind but feel free to read as romantic#feel free to dispute some of these id be genuinely interested to hear why /pos
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I like constantly reminding my mom that if she let me use her resume and steal her identity there would be a small chance I could've had Santi's job.
It's probably like 0.000001% but it would've existed.
IDK, I think you dodged a bullet there.
#food theory is so gross sometimes#my favorite channel to torture hosts#my least favorite for the actual content#...wait thats a lie i have zero interest in fashion#but at least amy doesnt barf on screen#food theory#santi massa#ask: midnightstollsinlatefall1
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Didn't felt like mentioning it immediately but shoutout to my sick and twisted brain for getting so triggered by an unexpected Christmas parade that I ended up havin the absolute worst panic attack of my entire life (potentially the only real one? I've had a couple other episodes I thought of as panic attacks but they were not even close to that so who knows) to the point where I spent the very last day of my 30th year on this earth in the ER, good times, good times 😊
#that was 10 days ago and i honestly was fine immediately after it ended so don't worry for me <3#but yeah this shit was crazy holy hell#like i knew intellectually that 'feeling like you're dying' is a symptom of a panic attack but *actually* feeling it is another thing...#and even at the worst i was like 'ok i'm clearly having a panic attack it's not nice but it's gonna be ok'#but there was a piece of my brain that was like 'ok but what if your mom or grandma had told themselves that...'#'when they were having heart attack? They would have died and so will you 😊'#and i was like shit can't argue with that better get my ass to the hospital before i die#spoiler alert: i didn't died#ironically enough the revolting state of our healthcare system is lowkey what helped me calmed the fuck down#because i was tiny but i do remember when my mom had her heart attack and they sure as hell didn't let her wait for 7h+#so when i realized that this is what was gonna happen after i spent a brief moment with a nurse i was just like...oh i'm fine actually lol#and then i had to go take the bus in my fake crocs that i usually never wear outside of the house smh#interestingly enough my phobia of hospital seems to have competely disappear! which makes me believe that it was more a trauma response#than an actual phobia#not that the name changes that much but still interesting development#also no i'm not wearing a mask because nobody gave me one#that's actually one of the thing that made me leave lmao#oh and btw the christmas parade is true but also a bit more complex than that#basically i had a full sleepless night and i was mad so i decided to go buy myself some weed#turned out that there was a huge christmas parade 5 minutes away from the weed store so i hade to find another way#and then i got lost on the way back#and saw no less than 3 big fights between different homeless people#including one man randomly kicking another man's dog (which kinda really messed with me tbh)#and then i smoked a big joint (first one in like 10 days) with 0 sleep and zero food in my body#and then i took the bus#and then the bus driver yelled at an elderly man for not waiting at the right place#and then i took a sip of water and for some truly strange reason my brain decided that the water had gone in my lungs#and that i was actively drowning#and the rational part of me was like...girl that's not what drowning feels like what are you even talking about??#and then my brain went 'well if we're not drowning than we're having a heart attack'
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Jamie + food
Jamie isn’t terribly concerned about food. It’s not like he’d disparage a good meal or anything, but he’s not too bothered if food is just fuel rather than a taste sensation, you know? This might be the result of getting signed young and growing up used to eating whatever he’s told to eat – for most of his life, food has been a means to an end, turning him into the best footballer he could possibly be. If it tastes nice, that’s lovely, but that’s not his main concern, yeah?
That said, if someone (let’s say Roy, just a completely random example), were to cook him a meal that's consistent with his meal plan and fucking delicious… Well. Maybe Jamie would die. Just completely melt into a gooey puddle and then die. Not so much because the food itself, yeah, but because someone went to the trouble of doing that for him. He’d be nothing but hearteyes and Roy would be like eat your fucking whatever before it gets cold and Jamie would just keep staring at him, all adoring, and Roy would scowl and turn away and mutter last fucking time I cook for you but in his heart he’s already thinking of all the other things he might make Jamie.
#you are an absolute darling for indulging me#thank you so much dear!#i can identify with zero percent of this btw#nothing interests me more than food#like i enjoy talking about ted lasso but do you know what i enjoy more?#talking about food#also eating food#that's a big thing for me#asks#jamie tartt#roy & jamie#headcanons#should i have a tag for the private ask games i make up will drunk?#one character one word headcanons
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They day ppl finally stop telling me "you'll like it after a 1,000 tastes", "just keep trying and you'll get used to the food", "you need to try new foods", etc. etc. will be the happiest day of my life. I'm so sorry I'm not willing to subject myself to years of constant torture and misery for the faint hope I might someday be able to eat one or two more things. I simply don't think stress and throwing up are going to fix my severe lifelong sensory processing issues. I mean all power to those who decide for themselves that's the thing they wanna do, but baby I ain't gonna 'recover' bc there's no 'before' or version of me without these issues so fuck off <3
#personal#arfid#avoidant restrictive food intake disorder#ed#eating disorder#ed tw#it's not like i didn't try :)#when i was younger and my food issues were less severe- GUESS WHAT?!#i did the fucking food therapy! non-stressful well done and executed exposure therapy to an easy food#i did that for YEARS!#and guess what. zero progress!!#it did nothing for me i did not grow used to the food at all and it did absolutely nothing to improve my eating#ages 3-13 i consistently was always doing something and going to doctors and trying new things to help me#and there was never any progress#my arfid has only gotten worse since then and everyone who actually knows me#(doctor therapist friends family and such)#all agree that i'm never gonna 'recover'#if i put in the effort i could expand the foods i regularly eat to reach a balanced diet#there are just enough different foods i can eat that it is possible for me to remain healthy#but due to other problems (such as depression) that's not currently something i'm doing#my goal is to someday be able to eat justtt enough foods of varying types to maintain a healthy diet#that's it. i'm not interested in expanding my diet. i'm not interested in trying new things. none of that is a realistic goal for me#so if ppl could stfu when they don't know me and don't know what they're talking abt that'd be great 😊😊😊#mm i also think ppl rly understimate the amount of food-related trauma you gather simply by having arfid...#again. i wanna reiterate that if expanding your diet n being adventureus is your goal that's completely fine#just do NOT fucking project that onto me and spew shit abt how if YOU can do it I can do it#we are separate people with separate brains and lives and circumstances#rant#vent
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watching yumeiro patissiere and now i want to be a baker too!!! if ichigo can do it, so can i!!!
i just love it when a show unapologetically loves what it's talking about!!! and has live action extras at the end!!! this is for yakitake japan, and hikaru no go!!! it makes me SO happy!!! to think, gosh i want to try making that!!!
#anime blogging#currently: yumeiro patissiere#hate food wars with the passion of a thousand suns tyvm!!!!! let it rot!!!! had zero interest in food!!!!! soulless!!!! soulless!!!
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Various images from the past year or so... posting my evil little photo diary collections once again..
#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that --#1. one of the billions of pastel sky photos I take and post constnaly because I'm obsessed with the sky lol 2. I got#a gardening mama (like cooking mama) game from a friend a few years ago and don't really play it that much since it's not#as interesting to me in some ways but.. I do like the graphics a lot. It'd be cool if in real life when you did something correclty a bunch#of little rainbows and sparkles appeared in front of you lol. 3. Everyone makes fun of me but this is how I like to have sandwiches#.. basically a salad in between two pieces of bread. barely any meat and cheese but then like 2 inches of lettuce and tomatoes and stuff..#half an entire head of iceberg lettuce on one sandwich... the Cronch... 4. Weird little light colored spider doing a split on the netting#of this strawberry garden. 5. ice creambe... 6. tiny tiny babey strawberry son.. 7. Went to someone's house and they#had this weird channel (I guess for halloween?) where it was like 8 different channels playing at once and you could watch them all#simultaneously (I don't think this is the intended purpose of it I think it's more just to show what's currently airing)#but it's kind of surreal and interesting.. with how on tiktoc and stuff they have those weird sensory overhwleming#videos where its' like 3 videos playing at once with unrelated audio. I wonder if one day people will just watch 8 screens#of tv at once like this after everyone offically has only a 2 second attention span lol. To me its kind of hard to pay attention#to but is an interesting excercise I guess. Like it was a cool challenge to try to watch it all at the same time#8. THE temperature indoors at NIGHT during the late summer........... AUGH.....#9. a pleasant little breakfast of scrambled eggs with green onion. baked salmon. sauteed corn. and a few almonds pecans and pineapple#leftover from making smoothies with it the day before. I eat basically the same rotation of things for every single meal every single#day (like literally I have had the same exact breakfast for about 2 years with zero variation except for special occasion) so whenever I do#actually have the energy to make something different or I have some interesting food for some special occasion reason. I feel more#inclined to document it lol.. like.. oooooo...eggs.. Which are normal to some people. but to me it's like.. wow... revolutionary.. so#different from my usual Scheduled Bland Stomach Problems Safety Gruel lol.#photo diary#spiders tw
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damn...crazy how i keep falling into this pattern of irl friends who don't give a shit about me
#tell me why i had sushi with my close friend but i felt so alone#she talked abt her life & i was engaged#but when i tried to talk abt mine it was just. zero interest from her end#'oh the sushi is here' when im mid-sentence#and then focus on the food by talking abt it#or i'd trail off and she wouldn't even notice or pick the conversation up#my mom pointed out she's an energy vampire & i didnt want to believe her but...sure feels like that now#'wanna go to the comedy club? or our coffeeshop?' 'no...i want sushi.'#which is fine!!!! except its become a habit where i will vocalize what i want to do & then she doesn't want to do any of it#like holy shit she invited me to a new bar in town so i went & she got jealous i fit in/enjoyed it#so she made us leave lmao#idk it's getting radioactive in here. i'd rather be alone alone at this point#she and my other buddy are the only people i hang out with irl#tried talking to her abt a book im reading or the novel im planning and she didnt even respond#we sat in silence for a while
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feeling pathetic rn !!!
#i have a party this saturday and god knows how much i've waited for the day to arrive...#i don't get invited to parties and i don't go out with my school friends so i'm still surprised this friend invited me#i haven't seen her in years and i'm sure other school friends will go and i'm nervous !!!#can't stop thinking what they'd think of me once they see me...#ok enough of that. let's go back to the main topic - being this excited for going to that party makes me feel like a loser#andrew the loser that never goes out! the loser that has no friends! the loser who doesn't do what she wants#since she doesn't have a job and has no $$$ to spend on stuff or visiting nice places!!!#it's all my fault i know. if i were more interesting and less stupid....#whatever. my mind is set on the amount of alcohol i'll drink and the food i'll eat on saturday#i'm not a drunkard btw i just like the way alcohol burns in my throat (specially vodka - yes i like it. yes i have zero taste)#andrew talks
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zachariah is the best character on this show actually
#he's so funny!!!!#also supernatural always coming in with the 'character suddenly says something quiet and devastating and then moves on'#even for him#'Everybody's laughing at me!' (pause and then quieter) 'and they're right to do it.'#zach my man i will dig into your silly little psyche#i mean okay you don't really have to dig he lays it out right there#he was top dog and then failing to grab the winchesters knocked him down.#and like. we know what getting knocked down in heaven means. he knows what it means.#how much can he fail before they toss him right in the chair where he sent castiel once.#no. look. listen to me. i'm not crazy. he's fascinating to me okay.#naomi is fascinating in the later seasons for similar reasons but she has different-ish motives. on the whole she's here for the collective#and zach is certainly serving heaven's interests. zero doubt in that. but like. he is also definitely serving his own.#he wants to be top of the food chain. useful to michael. because that's one of the few positions in heaven that means you get power.#and he takes it out on the people under him! he says it himself! he's petty!#resorts to physical violence to get sam & dean to do what he wants like they are stress balls.#(stands in front of them and goes >:) im gonna fuck ur mom. who else is doing it like him.)#im getting distracted my point is like. zachariah is probably the angel the most aware of the position he's in.#different than his awareness of like. his role in the story like raphael or lucifer or michael. but his role in the system?#he understands that. he knows how to play that game very well to make himself the most powerful respected angel in the room.#heaven cult my beloved. zachariah would sell anyone out for a corn chip and a promotion.#because of course he would. why wouldn't he. him looking around at other angels thinking: well why wouldn't you. i have to get there first.#tl;dr he's so funny. literally smiling every time he's on screen im gonna miss him when he dies.#zachariah spn#spn#(no okay wait not done. all of that there. all his posturing and making sure he's in the top position.#and despite that. joshua walks on screen. says 'scram' and zach Knows he can't do shit about it and leaves. like!!!!#THAT'S IT! THESIS. DOESN'T MATTER HOW HIGH IN THE OFFICE HE IS. ONE SLAP FROM UP TOP AND HE HAS TO BACK OFF!!!#THERE IS NO WINNING THIS GAME! THERE IS ONLY PLAYING IT AS BEST YOU CAN UNTIL SOMEONE FLIPS THE FUCKING BOARD!!!)#now im done <3
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ohhh my god i got up to feed the cat and was like the fuck is it so cold in here for. i turned around and the front door must not have latched properly last night because it had blown WIDE THE FUCK OPEN from the wind and hte only reason i discovered this at 6:45am was because my cat wandered into the bedroom to yell at me about breakfast
#WAITING FOR MY HEART 2 CALM DOWN. JESUS CHRHIST#either my cat had zero interest in going outside despite the door being wide open.#or she went outside then came back inside because there's no one outside to yell at for food
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