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Warmth by Thirstspren
Rated General, 1000 words, Akane/Yumi Yumi settles into her new life and begins to realize there's something missing.
Turns out, running a restaurant was a lot harder than it looked. Especially when the head server wasn’t great at talking to people, the head chef had only been cooking for a single week, and all the financials existed solely in the brain of a person who was no longer on the same planet.
(If Design even had a brain. Yumi still didn’t know what that strange woman was, nor did her old assistants, who had thankfully stayed on to prevent complete disaster. Except the one who’d fled when the old coatrack had come to life. Putting up with Design’s oddities had been one thing, but no job was worth putting up with that, he’d said.)
Worse, Painter’s role in saving the city had made him a minor local celebrity, drawing thronging crowds and massive scrutiny, and a clumsy business operation coupled with furious demand was a recipe for failure. Both feared that all their admiration would last only as long as their patience for late, cold noodles.
“These (lowly) customers,” Painter groused one night after closing, as they stacked chairs on the tables for sweeping. “Please tell me I was never this infuriating.”
Yumi balanced a chair on one leg. “I may no longer be a yoki-hijo, but that has not changed my position on lying,” she said.
Painter laughed, then leaned forward and kissed her on the cheek. The chair toppled.
He winced apologetically and put the chair back the normal inverted way. “I’m just saying. I’m an artist. Why did Design think I’d know how to wait tables?”
Yumi nodded in sympathy. They both knew he’d get better with practice, but that didn’t ease his frustration in the time being.
In comparison, she felt a little guilty at how quickly she was improving in her new role.
They maintained separate residences, because neither felt ready to move in together. Ironically, sharing a body did not prepare them for sharing an apartment. Neither could be comfortable at the other’s preferred temperature, for a start. Fortunately, all the former nightmare painters had been permitted to keep their free housing for a year to ease their transition into a radically changing labor market, and Yumi took over Design’s former quarters in the back of the restaurant, so they didn’t have to worry about rent.
Each night, after they closed, she practiced for long hours, basking in the residual warmth of boiling broth, measuring out herbs and spices and other ingredients until she knew the look and weight of them intuitively, and she could reach for each ingredient without conscious thought. Meanwhile Painter walked home every night, watching the walls come to life with extraordinary murals commissioned by the government to create work for the unemployed artists. Artists who weren’t him. He’d finally gotten his love of painting back, just in time to lose his calling. Then they’d sleep separately, and in the morning, they’d unite for breakfast and watch a couple shows on the hion viewer at Painter’s apartment. Yumi would cocoon herself in blankets, and Painter would do his best to snuggle her from the outside.
It was nice. But part of her felt like something was missing. She no longer felt that sizzle of energy when they touched, for starters. That had been about their condition, she discovered—it hadn’t been about them. Without the fate of both worlds hanging in the balance and a spirit artificially connecting their souls, Yumi feared she and Painter were falling out of sync. Like a stone that refused to balance on one side, and needed a different orientation.
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Some sketches for Yumi :D
#cosmere#brandon sanderson#procreate#yumi and the nightmare painter#spoilers#yumi spoilers#ssp3 spoilers#sp3 spoilers#Yumi#painter#nekaro#akane#design#character art#sketches#cosmere fanart#described#described in alt text#id in alt
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what do you think your ocs (you can only use 1 though!), would think of s40’s batch? (macbeth, innamorati, yumi, asahi, and nene, i think? though you may include however many you want!)
Thanks for the ask!
I’ll pick Naz to answer with since they’re part of the S40 batch and I’d like to develop her relationships with more of her classmates outside of Akane, Nausikaa, and Ji Woo!
Starting with Macbeth (@alien-til-i-stage) oh boy. Naz and Macbeth would not get along at all. From the moment these two meet it is not good. Naz is shit at social cues and wouldn’t understand that Macbeth doesn’t want to be bothered until he’s like “get out” so. Yeah. Naz would be scared of that child. They don’t like each other much.
On the other hand, Naz would think Innamorati (same account as Macbeth) is really fun! She likes his hair and would vocalize wishing she was as colorful as him. They’re both sweet, outgoing people, but I feel like Naz would be intimidated by how easily he seems to get along with others and just how likable she finds him in general. She’s probably a little jealous, even.
Yumi!! Naz likes Yumi (@rockwgooglyeyes) but isn’t very good at interacting with her—they don’t seem so compatible personality-wise and they don’t have any shared interests to bridge the gap.
I feel like Naz and Asahi (@apriciticreveries) could actually have a chance of being friendly at some point? Naz and Asa would probably have a hard time getting on the same page for a long time, but Naz would be one of those people who pays Asa to play Cupid for them and then just talks Asa’s ear off about Akane. They’re quite different but they seem like they could mesh.
Naz thinks Nene (@junebluues) is great! Similar to Innamorati, they might be a little jealous of Nene’s charisma, but they think it’s awesome that their eyes are the same color and would awkwardly try to connect by referring to herself as Nene’s eyeball twin.
The only other S40 OCs I remember are Ava and Nero (@paperstarry) although I don’t think I have enough on Nero yet to make a judgement of how he and Naz would blend. Ava, however? I think Naz would see some similarities to Akane in Ava. Instead of this making her like Ava, however, she would open up a conspiracy theory about how other people are copying Akane because they recognize her talent. Which. Is obviously a total misfire. But let Naz be delusional
#she’s a little mentally unstable leave her alone#alnst oc#alien stage oc#alien stage#alnst#alnst ocs#alnst oc: naz#alnst oc: akane#alnst oc: macbeth#alnst oc: innamorati#alnst oc: yumi#alnst oc: asahi#alnst oc: ava#alnst oc: nene#alnst season 40#alien stage season 40#asks
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Randomized AUs for Cosmere Femslash Couples
Femslash feature requested by @cosmereplay
Cosmereplay asked me to write a list promoting Cosmere Femslash Fest 2023, which is a fic exchange event YOU can participate in focused around femslash ships.
In honor of this event, I decided to do the following: I made a list of femslash ships and a separate list of AUs, and then I randomly paired them. Let's see what results!
And if any of these randomized results actually look like a fun thing to write or draw, please feel absolutely free! 1. Sports AU: Marasi & Moonlight (Mistborn Era 2)
After chasing down a purse-snatcher on her roller skates, Marasi catches the eye of Roller Derby team captain Moonlight, who wants Marasi to join her team, the Bleeding Ghosts. As Marasi is drawn into the world of Roller Derby, she finds herself being drawn to the mysterious Moonlight as well.
2. Mermaid AU: Lewshi & Raboniel (Stormlight)
As captain of her ship, Lewshi knows to beware of the dangerous but beautiful mermaids who inhabit these waters. But after nearly drowning in a shipwreck, Lewshi is revived by the mermaid Raboniel, a creature so dangerous yet so alluring that even the other mermaids fear her.
3. Pop Stars AU: Shallan & Tyn (Stormlight)
Scam artist Shallan needs to pretend to be a popstar for one easy con. But things go awry when she catches the eye of actual popstar Tyn, who is impressed by Shallan's talent and eager to teach the up-and-comer the ropes. Now Shallan needs to keep the popstar con going...or does she just want to spend more time with Tyn?
4. Boss & Secretary AU: Navani & Raboniel (Stormlight)
When Navani is hired to be Raboniel's secretary, she is overwhelmed by Raboniel's harsh standards and demanding attitude. But Navani's keen intelligence quickly impresses her boss, and now the two of them are growing closer than ever...
5. Teacher & Student's Parent AU: Vin & Shan (Mistborn Era 1)
Vin is a young and overworked elementary school teacher, and Shan Elariel is the imperious and demanding mother of one of Vin's students. They immediately butt heads, but as sparks begin to fly, something more begins to develop between them.
6. Soulmates AU: Lyn & Jasnah (Stormlight)
The first thing your soulmate will say to you is printed on your hand from birth. But Lyn was tired of being lonely, so she's dating a boy named Kal, despite both of them knowing that they're not soulmates. But when Lyn attends a lecture by the preeminent scholar Jasnah, she is shocked to hear Jasnah begin with words that Lyn has long been waiting to hear.
7. Coworkers AU: Lewshi & Venli (Stormlight)
(Ha ha this one is just canon!) It started out as just bitching together about their terrible boss. But now Venli is sensing that there might be more between them...but she doesn't want to make a move until she's sure.
8. Succubus AU: Jasnah & Shallan (Stormlight)
Shallan knew that summoning a demon was risky, but she was willing to try anything to save her family, even if that meant trying to bind a demon to steal its power. She was not prepared for the demon she summoned to be a succubus, and she was not expecting to find this demon Jasnah's presence to be so...alluring.
9. Bodyguard & Client AU: Salay & Ann (Tress of the Emerald Sea)
Ann loves being a bodyguard, even if she's, well, terrible at it. Ann has been given one last chance to not fuck up an assignment: guarding businesswoman Salay, who is searching for her father.
10. Coffee Shop AU: Siri & Blushweaver (Warbreaker)
Siri is a young woman out on her own for the first time, working at a local coffee shop. Blushweaver is the beautiful, flirtatious customer. But is it Siri's imagination, or does Blushweaver flirt more with her than with anyone else?
11. Star Trek AU: Cord & Rysn (Stormlight)
Cord is Security and Rysn is the Captain, and they are Starfleet Officers on the same starship. They've been sent on an away mission to investigate the mysterious planet Akinah, where a great treasure is said to lie hidden...
12. Detective & Art Thief AU: Steris & Ranette (Mistborn Era 2)
Detective Steris has been hunting renowned art thief Ranette for years, but the thief is always inventing new devices and weapons that allow her to escape the law every time. Steris can't deny that she's maybe getting a little obsessed with this woman...
13. Tattoo Artist & Flower Shop AU: Marasi & MeLaan (Mistborn Era 2)
Marasi runs a flower shop, and MeLaan runs the tattoo shop next door. Do I need to say more?
14. Neighbors AU: Jaxy & Ranette (Mistborn Era 2)
Ranette likes her space--that's why she bought a small cottage way out in the countryside. But now a new woman has moved in down the road, and for the first time in a while, Ranette is wondering if it wouldn't be nice to have someone else around the place...
15. Vampire AU: Vin & Allrianne (Mistborn Era 1)
Allrianne is the rich, well-dressed, and the undisputed queen of her high school. Yet there's this new girl, Vin--pale, keeps to the shadows, never seems to eat...and keeps looking at Allrianne with those predatory eyes...
16. Knight & Queen AU: Jasnah & Azure (Stormlight)
(Ha! This is close to canon too!) Lady Azure is a knight, and she's extremely good at her job. She has been promoted to guard Queen Jasnah, and when Lady Azure swears her undying loyalty, she means it. Deeply.
17. Nerd & Jock AU: Lyn & Laran (Stormlight)
As captain of their college basketball team, Lyn has the popularity and the swagger. Yet she finds herself strangely drawn to that nerdy math major, Laran. Despite her teammates' ribbing, Lyn thinks she might just shoot her shot...
18. Fake Dating AU: Shallan & Vin (Stormlight & Mistborn Era 1)
Shallan MAY have been lying to her family about having a girlfriend to keep them off her back. But now her family is insisting on meeting her girlfriend at the next family reunion, and Shallan needs to think of something FAST. So she puts out an ad offering to pay someone to just pretend to be her girlfriend for a few hours, and who should answer but this girl Vin...
19. College AU: Navani & Evi (Stormlight)
Navani and Evi meet through their college boyfriends--brothers, in fact, brothers who are always so busy with their business majors that Navani and Evi often find themselves alone. Together. Feeling something grow between them...
20. Sugar Mama AU: Yumi & Akane (Yumi and the Nightmare Painter)
Yumi is a struggling artist; she works harder than ANYONE yet can't seem to make ends meet. So when she's contacted by the mysterious Akane who offers to be her sugar mama, Yumi jumps at the chance. It doesn't hurt that Akane is an actual goddess in terms of looks... Happy Femlash Fest 2023, everyone!
#cosmere#cosmerelists#COSMERE FEMSLASH FEST 2023#Marasi#Moonlight#Shallan#Jasnah#Vin#Allrianne#Ann#Salau#Yumi#Akane#Navani#Evi#Lewshi#Raboniel#Venli#Azure#Siri#Blushweaver#MeLaan#Ranette#Jaxy#Steris#Cord#Rysn#Lyn#Laran
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Akane/Shallan? Is that anything?
#both artists#Akane is genuinely confident and also kind#Shallan would probably admire her#and Akane would laugh at all of Shallan's jokes#and they both love wearing skirts lol#stormlight archive#yumi and the nightmare painter#ssp3#akane cosmere#shallan davar
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I'm reading Yumi and the nightmare painter now and I'm sure Yumi/painter is endgame but this Yumi and Akane shopping adventure has me 🧐🧐 seems kinda gay just saying
#yumi and the nightmare painter#yumi and the nightmare painter spoilers#maybe akane is just nice#but as A Gay#this seems pretty gay
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I think it’s funny when people roll their eyes about all the time Sanderson spends on clothes and fashion, as if it’s not an integral part of the world building and character development. I did my undergrad thesis on fashion semiotics in Mistborn (primarily using Roland Barthes) and there’s a direct correlation between how Vin is dressing and where she’s at on the hero’s journey, but in a way that doesn’t feel obvious at first. So it’s interesting to read Yumi and see how Sanderson is utilizing the language of fashion to explore these worlds and characters. The changing room scene with Akane is more than just a cute romcom scene, it’s about the process of discovery. Which is obvious but I can’t help harkening back to Barthes, who co-opts De Saussure’s thoughts on language for the use of fashion.
De Saussure identifies two aspects of language and communication: langue and parole. Langue is the rules of a particular language (subject verb order, for example) and parole is how an individual uses those rules to express themselves. Barthes applies this idea to fashion. We’re given these arbitrary rules of fashion (even as simple as “one must be dressed in public”) and from there we learn to work within the parameters of those rules to outwardly express ourselves. There’s a difference between your favorite pair of jeans and the pair of slacks you wear to work; there’s a difference between the dress you wear to a job interview and the dress you wear on a date where you’re trying to fuck.
The changing room scene is Yumi shotgunning the concepts of langue and parole all at once. She is learning new rules (you can have your shoulders bare) while learning how to express herself within the parameters of those rules (you can wear a dress with bare shoulders and still cover your shoulders with another garment). It’s cute and sweet but also important. She’s learning not just how to express herself but also that she’s allowed to. There’s nothing frivolous about how Sanderson uses and describes fashion. It’s a direct outgrowth of the journeys he sends his characters on.
#brandon sanderson#brandon sanderson spoilers#cosmere#cosmere spoilers#SP3#sp3 spoilers#secret project 3#secret project spoilers#yumi and the nightmare painter#Yumi and the nightmare painter spoilers
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Akane would be 'eyes'. She sees everything. She observes. She knows everything.
Aoto would be 'vocal chords'. He talks a lot, he laughs. It's his best attribute.
Yvonne would be 'heart'. She loves so much, it's all she wants to be, even if she can be more. She wants to make her partner think she's vital for him. He can't live without her.
Eliana would also be 'vocal chords', but unlike Aoto, it's because it's all she has. It's why she was adopted. It's why she got into ALIEN STAGE. It's why she met Nene. It's the center of her life.
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We have flowers, animals and solar systems in our OCs.
Now how about body systems? <- I've been playing "heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves", and I think Flor would have a bigger focus on the abdomen area, yk?? Stomach, womb, etc. actually
Her body system symbol would be the placenta :) (which is so ironic actually)
#alnst oc: flor#alnst ocs#alnst oc#sotogalmo#alnst oc: dian#alnst oc: nausikaa#alnst oc: onyx#alnst oc: yumi#alnst oc: akane#alnst oc: aoto#alnst oc: yvonne#alnst oc: eliana
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(attempted) alnst oc masterpost! ✰
oc profiles: (belongs to their respective creators)
Aegaeon
Akane
Aurien
Ava
Azure
Bunny
Castor
Cinnabar
Cirrus
Daiki
Dian
Ellie
Evon
Flor
Gabriela
Himei
Innamorati
Isla
Itsaso
Jae
Ji Woo
Khoi
Kyo
Lang
Lark
Macbeth
Min
Minori
Monica
Moran
Murrelet
Nausikaa
Naz
Nene
Nero
Noora
Nyx
Rosca
Rose
Ryu
Saachi
Sai
Solei
Stasya
Tallis
Tina
Toon
Tov
Vera
Vermillion
Vii
Yumi
oc alien stage blog: (created by @/apriciticreveries)
oc height comparison: (created by @/solei-eclipse!)
oc zodiac signs: (created by @/aurienneirua!)
oc flower symbolism: (created by @/sotogalmo!)
masterdoc: (created by @/alien-til-i-stage!)
#as always lmk if you want something updated!#as lore progresses we might entertain the idea of a relationship chart?#alnst oc#alien stage oc#i am not tagging all their names im sorry
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Brandon Sanderson coming to the correct conclusion that Mistborn had too many male characters in it, and fixing his error by giving us Shallan, Siri, Vivenna, Steris, Marasi, Jasnah, Venli, Navani, Tress, Yumi, Akane, Eshonai, Sylphrena, Lift, Cord, Rysn, accidentally writing Navaniel, and correctly having MeLaan dump Wayne and Jasnah dump Hoid.
Now put more husbands in the fridge besides Gavilar and all will be right in the Cosmere.
#cosmere#he still has too many wives in the fridge#justice for Mare#sarene is a'ight I guess#I love shallan and jasnah so much that I keep them at my desk#if I'm forgetting anyone cool it's because I either can't remember their names or because I STILL haven't read Sunlit Man
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noodle shop poly chart i made a while back! idk what their ship name would be.
more in depth image description under the cut, done by @cosmereplay
ID: a diagram titled Yumi and the Nightmares Painter polycule. Painter, Yumi, Toji, and Akane are shown as heads. I'll describe them individually and then their relationships.
- Painter has he/they pronouns. He is scowling. He's labelled boywife.
- Yumi has she/her and neopronouns. She has long flowing hair and she's smiling and blushing. She is labelled girlwife.
- Toji has he/him pronouns. He's smiling confidently. He's labelled boyhusband.
- Akane has she/her pronouns. She's wearing makeup and smiling knowingly. She's labelled girlhusband.
Painter and Yumi have a bidirectional line that's labelled "bonded like stray cats. Do Not separate."
Toji and Akane have a bidirectional line that's labelled "2 hot people dating who love each other very much".
Yumi to Akane reads "crush at first sight and first person to be nice to her." Akane to Yumi reads "finds her adorable and likes to teach her stuff."
Painter to Akane reads "first girlcrush and first person who was nice to him"
Akane and Toji share a line to Painter. It reads, "Wow! This guy is crazy talented! He cares so so much".
Toji to Painter reads "first boycrush, strong, kind and passionate."
#i had posted this on insta but forgot to post it here!#i just think they are cute!#yumi and the nightmare painter#yatnp#my art#cosmere#shipchart
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stay on the phone (just to hear me breathe) by gaybrial
Rated Explicit, 2500 words, Akane/Yumi After Yumi reveals certain gaps in her experience, Akane generously offers her assistance. As any good friend would.
Teen-rated excerpt:
It started as a normal conversation—normal for them, an least. Izzy, gesticulating wildly as she contemplated what their alien neighbors would use their extra arms for during their more… intimate moments. Masaka, sketchpad on her lap, occasionally throwing out an oddly insightful suggestion. Akane, leaning forward, grinning face propped on the palm of one hand, shooting Yumi secretive little smiles that made the back of her neck feel warm.
Then Izzy, tired of talking to herself, turning to Yumi, asking her to weigh in.
And Yumi, caught off guard, stammering out a reply.
“Why are you asking me?” She twirled a lock of hair around her finger, staring into her half-empty bowl of noodles. “It’s not like I have any experience to compare it to.”
Izzy reached across the table to pat her on the shoulder, paying no attention as Masaka reached out without looking to tug her bowl out of the path of Izzy’s trailing sleeve. “I mean, I know you and Nikaro never got it on before you broke up.” Nikaro and her were fine, now, post-breakup awkwardness long since eroded, but Yumi was still very glad today was his day off. “But I’m sure you still have valuable contributions to add to the alien-banging conversation! Plus, I bet you’ve had your share of wicked solo-seshes. So just imagine those, but if you had four arms.”
“I haven’t.” Yumi said. She glanced up from her noodles just to be met with Izzy’s unimpressed stare.
“I know you don’t have four-armed bodice-ripping fantasies, Yumi, I’m asking you to imagine as my friend that you’re going to town on yourself, but just with two more arms than usual.”
“You could stack rocks while you got yourself off,” Masaka added, trying to be helpful, probably.
“Did anyone catch last night’s The Young and the Spirited?” Akane asked, trying to change the subject a split second too late to stop Yumi from blurting out, “I’ve never gotten myself off.”
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Cosmeregirl: Favorite scene to write [in Yumi]?
Brandon Sanderson: I think my favorite sequence in the book is probably the sequence where Akane takes Yumi shopping. For whatever reason, there’s a change that happens right there with Yumi’s character that I really enjoyed writing, revising, and working on. It’s a big turning point for her.
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its sooo sick that nishiki ended up being more like kazama than kiryu ever was.
really, kiryu isnt like kazama at all. he holds the same ideals, but its different. kazama never really practiced what he preached until it was too late (i.e saving haruka, helping yumi further down the line)
kazama is one of the most interesting characters, similar to sawashiro (though sawashiros rottenness is more my taste tbh)(i want to make a post abt my thoughts on ichi and sawashiro soon.. i think theres alot to say abt their very complicated relationship, writing to akane about him while also calling him a dumbass and threatening to kill him is so funny)(“dear akane today i tried to chop off ichis finger and called him a dumbass punk, kids today, huh”). i think hes too greedy, he wants his cake and wants to eat it too. he tells kiryu to leave yumi and nishiki alone. he leaves kiryu in the dark about things, ik thats a gameplay aspect but i still think it speaks to his greed. he doesnt want kiryu to think of him negatively (he cuts kashiwagi off when he brings up his past assassinations). he wants to be a father but doesnt know how to. you say he tries his best to disuade the orphans from swearing up? not true. if he really wanted to stop them from joining he wouldnt have been around at all. he didnt have to visit him, he wanted to, out of guilt, out of regret, doesnt matter his intentions, at the end of the day him being there and playing father led kiryu and nishiki both to join. though, kiryu joined out of admiration, and nishiki? like kazama, joined because of his guilt. they paid for yukos medical bills, what else could he do?
kiryu was all the things kazama wanted to be, but nishiki? he was all the things kazama was. I still dont think they had a father-son relationship, its more.. complicated, messy, the worst type of relationship two unfamiliar yet similar men could have. yet at the same time, nishikis is his fathers son.
their greed, insecurity, shame, kazamas struggle to take control of his life, nishikis final act of doing things his own way… much to think abt.
#yakuza#rgg#akira nishikiyama#nishiki#yakuza 1#yakuza kiwami#nishikiyama akira#kiryu kazuma#kazama shintaro#rgg kiwami#rgg 0#yakuza0#yakzua 0#kazama#ryu ga gotoku kiwami#ryu ga gotoku
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My Dream/Nightmare Blunt Rotation From Various Cosmere Series
Dream/Nightmare blunt rotation list requested by @waywardtoxotes
1. Stormlight Archive
Dream Rotation: Eshonai, Adolin, Rock, Shallan
Eshonai for delight and wonder, Adolin for good vibes and a sense of safety, Rock for excellent food and joviality, and Shallan for puns and good conversation.
Nightmare Rotation: Amaram, Nale, Lezian, Gavilar
Amaram is simply the worst, of course. Nale is the worst and ALSO a cop, so no one is having fun with him there. Lezian is an unstable murderer, so that's probably self-explanatory. Gavilar is like the Elon Musk of the Cosmere, thinking that he's cool and that his ideas are fire when neither of those things are true, and I do not want to hang out with him.
2. Elantris
Dream Rotation: Sarene, Raoden, and Kiin
I think Sarene & Raoden would be fun to smoke with, but I need someone else there so I don't feel like an awkward third wheel. Kiin would be jolly I think--and like with Rock, the snacks will be good.
Nightmare Rotation: Dilaf.
Doesn't matter who else is there. If Dilaf is there, the vibes are rancid.
3. Mistborn: Era 1
Dream Rotation: Vin, Allrianne, Tindwyl
Listen I just want to smoke weed with the ladies of Mistborn Era 1 and I will not apologize for it.
Nightmare Rotation: Elend's Philosophy Circle
I'm so sorry to this man, but I feel like they would just talk endlessly about politics and the Ideal State and I personally would find it annoying and insufferable. I still love you, Elend!
4. Mistborn: Era 2
Dream Rotation: Wayne, MeLaan, Marasi
Wayne & MeLaan: lots of ridiculous fun. They definitely know their drugs and want the vibe to be good. Marasi is there to make sure that Wayne & MeLaan don't take anything too far and/or don't just spend the whole time making out. I know Marasi is also a cop but I like her vibe with Wayne.
Nightmare Rotation: Wax, Telsin, Edwarn
Wax is not the problem here. But I just got chills imagining somehow being in a blunt rotation with Wax and his immediate family. It's all of the icy, rancid vibes of an awkward holiday dinner only everyone is smoking and it is not helping anyone relax.
5. Warbreaker
Dream Rotation: Lightsong, Blushweaver, Siri, Susebron
It's a Cosmere setting, so it will probably not turn into a weird orgy. But seriously, everyone of these characters would be fun to hang out with on their own, and all together it is a party.
Nightmare Rotation: Vasher, Vivenna, Parlin
Listen, Warbreaker Vivenna would be largely insufferable and would be determined to prove that she is not being affected by the weed even though she definitely is. That could maybe be okay on its own, but add Vasher for doom & gloom and Parlin for sitting quietly while Vivenna is vaguely mean to him, and you got a bad time.
6. Tress of the Emerald Sea
Dream Rotation: The whole damn ship (after Crow leaves; sorry Crow)
Give me a ship-wide party where everyone has just had dinner and now they're kicking back and passing around hopefully more than one blunt because there are a lot of Dougs.
Nightmare Rotation: The whole damn ship (but Crow is there)
Nothing destroys a party like the presence of that one person (who is actively trying to turn you into a murderer in order to control you; you know how it is)
7. Yumi and the Nightmare Painter
Dream Rotation: The Akane Squad
Akane, Tojin, Masaka, and Izzy? Lots of fun to smoke with, I have to imagine. Yumi will hopefully be there as well, and Nikaro can come post-reconciliation. Wait...let's have Design come too because she would LOVE experiencing weed. Hoid is there too but in coatrack form. I guess I just want to hang out with ALL of the Yumi characters!
Nightmare Rotation: Liyun.
Except Liyun. Fuck Liyun.
#this post was so hard for me to write I hope I did okay ha ha#Cosmere#cosmerelists#Stormlight Archive#Mistborn#Yumi and the Nightmare Painter#Tress of the Emerald Sea#Warbreaker
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me thinking about solei and aurien:
me thinking about vera and ellie:
me thinking about himei tallis and tov:
me thinking about khoi and sai:
me thinking about onyx and dian:
me thinking about flor and rosca:
me thinking about jiu and kioku:
me thinking about ryu and ji woo:
me thinking about aegaeon and saachi:
me thinking about monica and isla:
me thinking about asahi and yumi:
me thinking about asuka and leto:
me thinking about castor and kyo:
me thinking about itsaso and nausikaa:
me thinking about naz and akane:
#alnst oc#alien stage oc#alnst ocs#alien stage ocs#RHHAHGHRGHGRHGH#me thinking about lang and rowan 😐 HUH WHO SAID THAT
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