#your honor this is a crime

[the-bat-bros]

Tim: Bye sending this to babs to save as blackmail

Jason: WHAT IS THIS!? Never happened you’re delusional f—k that clown (please k*ll me again)

[uncle-sams-dirty-socks]

I think we don’t talk enough about how Wilson starred in a porno and that House (canonically) watched it multiple times

[fairynami]

You can love a character and still admit when they're wrong !! I love Korra but I can acknowledge her flaws (she has none) and can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) and call her out for her actions (which are always correct).

[pepart]

"Once a brother, always a brother, no matter the distance, no matter the differences, no matter the issue."

[synthwavecryptid]

Okay last time I’ll bother y’all with Titanic AU nonsense but

THE CAR SCENE ✋💦

[nartothelar]

guys is it gay to look at your partner in crime’s statue in deep contemplation for hours

FRIEREN MANGA SPOILERS AHEAD:

- macht canonically waited for days before deciding to leave weise hoping to see if he felt anything after turning everything to gold

- you can’t convince me that macht didn’t linger near glück’s statue for longer than shown

- glück was turned to gold with a smile on his face -> until the end glück is truly the one to surprise macht the most

[polytropic-liar]

amnesiac di feisheng my beloved

woke up from a coma and some guy was like "hey you're a spy and you were discovered and attacked and lost your memories but don't worry I'm your boss and I saved you" and he said "cool yeah none of what you just said was true. also I have feelings for you." iconic???

recently discovered that food can taste bad and immediately had a slapfight with a teenager about it

he is a 40-something man built like a brick wall, and he does the anime sparkle eyes when li lanhua pays attention to him

strong "teenager forced to come on the family field trip" vibes, everyone else is solving the mystery, he's just There

they keep leaving him to wait in the car and then he gets bored and breaks the laws of physics somehow

impeccable comedic timing

greatest martial artist in the world

has no idea what is going on

[mackerel22]

Ango: They say partners can never be just friends. It's always sexual.

Dazai: *scoffs* That's dumb. Look at me and Chuuya. There's nothing sexual between us.

Oda:

Ango:

[waggledoogledoggle]

(⚠️trigger warning: blood/killing and death/gorry language and imagery)

“oh husk is the more protective one”

BITCH, WHEN THAT LOAN SHARK JUMPED ON HUSKS BACK, ANGEL STRAIGHT UP SHOT IT IN THE HEAD

AND THEN PROCEEDED TO REPEATEDLY SHOOT THAT NEAR DEAD BODY UNTIL IT WAS JUST A PILE OF BLOOD AND GOOP

IT DOESNT MATTER WHICH ONE OF THEM YOU FUCK WITH, ANGEL OR HUSK

YOU FUCK WITH ONE OF THEM, THE OTHER WILL FUCKIN MUTILATE YOUR ASS

[likearolloftape]

Lewis Pullman as Rhett Abbott Outer Range • S1.E4

[puppetmaster13u]

Meme Prompt 9

[aliceinpixels]

"do I scale the wall and enter at her window?"

[uncle-sams-dirty-socks]

House and Wilson had a one night stand they day they met you cannot convince me otherwise. Nobody spends $15k on bail money for someone they DONT want carnally.

[voilaammayi]

me, with english as not my primary language, trying to follow sherlock when he blurts out the whole sequence of deductions at the speed of light:

[cherrylssues]

Came to post this and disappear again for the next ten years or somehing

Bonus with Tav:

[synthwavecryptid]

Some Young Hosea x RD1 flop era Dutch for the two (2) people who wanted it 🤲🩷

(@/sinningcryptid on the bird app for the full pic)