synthwavecryptid

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Portfolio Post! 🩵

I’m Koko, queer illustrator and chronic disaster. I like Star Wars, doomed characters, working with cool lighting and fun colors, and emphasizing intimacy.

I don’t have commissions open presently, but I do have a $5/mo. patreon that features sneak peeks, exclusive pieces, full HD downloads, and is the sole home of my uncensored erotica 🩵

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🔥 Pompeii 🔥

how am I gonna be an optimist about this

The next time you watch Attack of the Clones, you can imagine Ashe having the worst day of his life. Sorry Ashe

This was such a labor of love and I’m sooo so pleased with how it came out, actually 🥹

This thing is 12 x 16”, and koyote pack patrons got to see the full thing in HD glory a week ago, complete with a borderless alt version and full res. digital download. Just sayin

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I’m a predictable creechur, you show me a dad coded character and I’m gonna go bananas with the Super Hot ray gun

not pictured: the spine tattoo on his back :))

I hope this doesn’t get bonked with the naughty hammer by mods, it’s just a body. anatomy study. artistic nude. cope

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How to combat the sads: make Paz a dads (again)

Somewhere offscreen din is telling him how good he looks like that

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Repeat Until Death

does echo know fives is there? you tell me

happy memorial day 🥲

koyote pack members saw this a week ago, with a bonus echo only version + wip shots + full digital download. just sayin

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Taking a drive, I was an ideal

Looked so alive, turns out I’m not real

Just something you paid for

What was I made for

(a vent study on hypersexualizing as a trauma response + disassociating through it, but also, this Barbie is Fucked Up)

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because I am obsessed with Dutch’s snatched silver waistcoat from the Saint Denis mayor’s party

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I’m uncontrollable, emotional, chaotically proportional

I’m visceral, reloadable

(I’m crazy, I’m crazy, I’m crazy)

[Twisted - MISSIO]

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I also just realized I accidentally made a young and old parallel and I’m gonna be SICK

I wonder if Dutch stole Hosea some nice china for their 20th anniversary (and if he left a fine silver watch outside St. Denis for their 25th)

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( chasing cars playing in the distance )

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Giving y’all a heads up that I’m gonna do another big art self-reblog later

sorry for the spam but also not sorry because it’s my self esteem Hail Mary lmaaaaoo

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Something terrifying about the way censorship is just straight up happening right now and they're barely trying to pretend that isn't what it is. The UK rolling out the Online Safety Act which forces anyone accessing 'adult' content (including discord, LGBT+ forums, various resources for drug addicts etc.) to share their face and ID with American third party companies, and refusing to debate a repeal in parliament despite 300,000 signatures on their own website to do so. Something fishy going on with Google docs suddenly deleting/restricting content. Itchio and Steam suddenly deleting 18+ games including both porn games and horror games at the behest of Mastercard.

Like. Truly in the past month the censorship is hitting like a truck and we're all just supposed to be fine with it. Like. It's genuinely making me feel sick.

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PEDRO PASCAL The Fantastic Four Cast Make Pizza | New York Times Cooking

+ minutes later:

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every day I grow closer to simply ✨giving up✨ and deleting my art + social media to just disappear

I keep trying to tell myself ‘it’s the fascism, boss. It’s the personal life stress, boss. It’s the mental illness, boss. Did we mention the fascism?’ but dude I’m tired

Yeah creation is a form of rebellion and spite is a wonderful motivator, but I have no spite left. I’m exhausted. I open procreate, stare as the canvas, get filled with a bleak, hopeless sadness, and close procreate to go back to monster hunter/stardew valley/sleeping

u g h

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go away forever with me

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Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh

Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…

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Time for funny stories