#your cracks are showing

[egophiliac]

Malleus' bday is coming up, thoughts on what his sleepwear might be?

anticipating that reveal any time now, so gotta get my predictions in real quick (aka extremely fast drawings) (I'm sorry)

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[whumpluv]

people trying to talk through sobs is so good in whump. have you ever tried to talk while crying? it's not easy. quick, gasping breaths in-between desperate and incoherent stammering because you're sobbing too hard to get the words out. should be used in whump more tbh.

[waxcloth-din]

I can't believe I failed outta medical school for this.

[froggtogs]

breakfast!

[skyrigel]

Loumand + onion headlines

[sketchy-tour]

He has!!! ARIVED!!!!!

He's here he's here he's here!!!!!! Safe and sound!!! We sat down and did some coloring together!!!!

And also made sure he met his new neighbors! Had a nice chat with my childhood stuffed animal! Asking all about what his new home is like. And of course, he had to meet Boober Fraggle!

Watched some Winnie the Pooh together! I think he really liked it. I hope he felt warm and welcomed in my home. A nice and cozy first day here!

[flock-of-cassowaries]

[ninjaaa-go]

I was just thinking that, if we do actually get amnesiac Jay, him eventually getting his memories back could be really interesting. Because obviously you’ve got all the great memories with his family and the people he loves, but at the same time just— the horrors. The guy has so much trauma piled up from over the years and I feel like that would be A Lot to have dumped on you all at once.

[bevioletskies]

my school president’s one-year anniversary | one scene per episode ↳ episode twelve (original air date: february 24th, 2023)

“Can I ask you something? On the last night of our first stayover, why did you ask to look into my eyes?”

[sn0wp1anets]

anyway joel is literally impossible to predict for using stats because stats are just. averages. and joel is someone who has a pretty high skill ceiling and potential but also can just get really unlucky. statistically meltdown is one of his worst games but its also a game where he has come top 5 a few times (and 1st in mcc34!!) and when watching his pov you can see has a very high skill level (in hh he got the most freezes and in r2 got a double kill then triple kill then ace- which was also on the strongest pvp team- basically consecutively), but equally he has some games where he comes almost last (meltdown scoring is crazy unbalanced but we move)- and then this averages his placement out lower than in some games where he just does okay most of the time despite him obviously having a higher skill level in md. anyway i do think joel is super skilled and well rounded and genuinely a huge asset in a team but he is inconsistent due to mindset, team etc. (obv this affects everyone but i think sometimes just getting completely run down in pvp games at the start is really demoralizing and joel does the best when he's very confident and aggressive, so arguably it affects him skill-wise alot more than others)- so ultimately predicting him or trying to use stats to determine his skill level is virtually impossible! anyway the moral of the story here is joels stats are unrepresentative and if you judge him purely based on stats you Will underestimate him.

also joel if you see this theyve made the hard ending on pkw easier (inc salmon ladders) so if you figure those out you can probably get a few hard endings in the future/ i believe in you youve been topfragging pkw in all of your teams for a while. also dont hang back in battle box and meltdown have faith in yourself you're a pvp god.

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

PART TWO OF INCORRECT BRIDGERTON QUOTES THAT I REFUSE TO GATEKEEP (BUT I SADLY DONT REMEMBER THE NAMES OF THE ORIGINAL POSTERS I AM SO SORRY):

Lemme know if you want part three!!

[welldrawnfish]

[buwheal]

Careful not to break us, Spamton, when you're dragging us around. Thank you (tho it is fun getting to go on 'walks' with you, lol).

[shotmrmiller]

BIIIIIIIG fan of in fics when Simon claims Johnny and reader as his

Whether it's normal or bordering toxic, I always eat that shit up

esp when soap just knows his place in the food chain but reader's the delulu one thinking they can stand a chance against that immovable object.

soap out here like life would be much easier if ya just stopped fightin' it, bonnie.

(must be nice having known the big lug from work instead of having seen him once across the street of your workplace. real fucking nice, johnny.)

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

Ink why would you hurt the bad sans like that?? What happened to your kind, caring soul? Oh wait that's right.... you don't have one, and you never will.

Blue: — Ink: pfft, damn, ok… Blue: NO! THAT IS NOT AN OKAY THING TO SAY TO ANYBODY! I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE UPSET, BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT INK FREQUENTLY USES HIGH AMOUNTS OF FORCE TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS INABILITY TO DEAL DAMAGE! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS, AND AS FIGHTING NIGHTMARE'S GANG IS A COMMON OCCURANCE, THEM SUSTAINING BAD INJURIES IS BOUND TO HAPPEN! Blue: (I WILL NOT SIT BY, IDLE, AS YOU INSULT MY FRIENDS) Blue: . . . Ink: . . . (awkward silence)