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Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2
Neil Gaiman: Yes
Prime Video: What‘s the Story?
Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.
Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with.
Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?
Prime Video: Yes?
Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.
Prime Video: Aaaand?
Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love.
Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?
Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love.
#you can't convince me this isn't what happened#good omens#neil gaiman#crowley#aziraphale#good omens 2#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale x crowley#good omens season 2#prime video#ineffable idiots
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look at you, you're gorgeous!
#and nothing bad ever happened#this might've been what aziraphale imagined when he asked crowley to come with him#I have returned to tend to your wounds good omens fandom#hope this helps you heal#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#good omens fanart#good omens 2 fanart#aziracrow fanart#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands fanart#neil gaiman#david tennant#michael sheen#aziraphale#crowley#my art#digital art#fanart
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[Image description: Silhouettes of four Dirks stand against an orange background in an antechamber with many stairs in the foreground. The Dirks are all wearing their iconic pointy shades and are differentiated by the icons on their shirts: a red hat, a red and green striped propeller hat, the Heart Aspect icon from Sburb, and an orange cap. /end ID]
FOUR DIRKS stand in an ANTECHAMBER.
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Bruce is at a gala, okay, and he’s talking to a woman.
Random woman: “And we found out that we’re having another child!”
Bruce: *absolutely cackling inside, because this is about to be the funniest thing he’s done in weeks*
Brucie: “That’s wonderful! Where are they? Can I meet them? How old are they?”
Now Brucie is standing there, scanning the room for children with a huge grin on his face, while all of the random rich people stand around like ‘who’s going to explain to the adorable, well-meaning idiot that most people know they’re going to have children a few months before the children are born.’
And worse, who’s going to have to break the news to him that he can’t meet the kid today?
Because this man… this man has acquired all of his children with zero premeditation. Yes, he does have a bio kid, but that one showed up on his doorstep as a preteen. He did even less acquiring with that one than with the others.
Bruce has a blast acting out his disappointment, and has to turn some so that he can no longer see Tim and Cass leaning against each other and laughing, because otherwise he’s going to start laughing.
#the things you can do with the persona of an adorable idiot with an adoption problem#batman#bruce wayne#bruce wayne’s adoption problem#brucie wayne#i stuck tim and cass in the background because I need more of them being attached at the hip#they’re the creepy competent twins who look way too much alike for being unrelated and several years apart in age#cass and tim
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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the GIRLS!!!
#tade if you are free at 6pm on saturday i would like to hang out please at 6pm on saturday if you are free??!???#IF YOU ARE FREE PLEASE CALL ME! TADE!!!!#she's perfect. im obsessed with her.#@ izutsumi: haha. get tade'd. idiot#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#izutsumi#tade#fanart
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So... a bunch of NFT grifters threw a party in Hong Kong this weekend and reportedly a bunch of attendees are now at risk of permanent eyesight damage because the promoters used unsafe lighting, and people are going to the ER...
#jfc#I mean I know crypto is a fucking grift#but I kind of didn't think it would PHYSICALLY harm the idiots who invested in it#literally can't believe the last poster#like.... at what point DO you stop sucking these guys' dicks??!?#AFTER they blind you?!? WTF
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sorry for resorting to a meme about this but people are making me mad 👍
#emo moss talks#VOTING IS HARM REDUCTION YOU IDIOTS#WITHHOLDING YOUR VOTE BECAUSE OF YOUR PERSONAL MORALITY#WILL MEAN TRUMP GETS RE-ELECTED#AND IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE#NO OBE IS SAYING VOTING IS A SOLUTION#BUT IT CERTAINLY FUCKING HELPS#us politics#project 2025#2024 elections#trump#donald trump#fuck trump#vote#vote blue#please vote#vote democrat#go vote#fucking vote#your vote matters#american politics#Kamala Harris#joe biden
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday#it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold#suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up#maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like#disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck#man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf#so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.
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(I tried experimenting with lineart here)
#digitalart#comics#fanart#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens art#good omens aziraphale#good omens crowley#good omens comic#good omens sketch#good omens fandom#good omens ineffable husbands#ineffable lovers#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#look at you you’re gorgeous#crowley x arizaphale#crowley snake#crawley
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6.000 years later he is still amazed at the things his angel does
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable partners#they aren't talking#and they aren't talking#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x arizaphale#you what
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Tired of the angst, now manifesting this attitude from Crowley when Aziraphale shows up next in S3:
"SuPrEmE aRcHaNgeL AzIRaPhAle"
#good omens#good omens season 2#good omens 2 spoilers#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable idiots#go2#how tf does this have notes who are you people??
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Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you
#u gonna tell him the tooth fairy doesn’t exist next?? Santa isn’t real?? sick bastard#i haven’t drawn these idiots in their normal-ish form since my 1941 comic can you imagine????#that was almost 2 months ago????#crazy#Ive been pretty busy with comissions but I managed to scramble this together for ya#good omens#good omens series two#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#aziracrow#angel crowley#angel aziraphale#art#artwork#my art#fanart#digital art#drawing#comic#fan comic
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a flower for you <3
#pokemon#pkmnart#pokemon art#eevee#artists on tumblr#my art#anyone else feel like when you draw one of these idiots you have to draw the rest of them#i think i probably will
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and they say wine is romantic
#lxboart#fanart#good omens#good omens 2#goodomemes#good omens 2 spoilers#go2 spoilers#good omens fanart#ineffable idiots#because that's the whole point of aziraphale not being on this pic#therefore#ineffable bureaucracy#vinylatte#“if you squint” except it's right in your face#someone on discord asked me to do this#the fly in good omens 2
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