#theatre of coolty

[naked-bee]

On February 3, 2015, Duckface (@some-triangles) uploaded his iconic fanfic, Theatre of Coolty, to AO3. I am so grateful for the many ways in which this changed my life. We didn't know each other then, but I am so happy to be able to call him a friend of many years now. After all, maybe the real absurdist theatrical performance was the friends we made along the way.

[lifeaspect]

theatre of coolty renaissance

[derseprinceoftbd]

This is a very good characterization metaphor. More people should do things like this.

Also, am I crazy or is this giving Theatre Of Coolty? Like... uA, man. Love her.

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: FOUR DIRKS stand in an ANTECHAMBER.

Author: Duckface

Note from submitter: More fanfic should be written as surrealist theatre imo 

[davekat-sucks]

Theatre of Coolty and Theatre of Coolty the movie are better then Davekat

Theatre of Coolty is better than Davekat.

[skaiansatellites]

happy 413 the title of this collection of plays my sister is reading for college just about gave me whiplash

[ao3forme]

Have you guys heard the good news of THEATRE OF COOLTY

or even better yet the youtube adaption?

Absolutely marvelous

[nuttysaladtree]

[Image description: profile of four Dirks spread out like playing cards and distinguished by color: white, orange, red, and mauve. To the upper right corner, orange text reads, "Theatre of Coolty (the moive)"; the last word is an intentional misspelling of "movie". /end ID]

fanart for this short film and subsequently the fic on which it is based

[inescapableaspect]

QED - We’re all in robot hell

[maretriarch]

dirk four is a smiling everyman with twinkling gums

[jojotier]

OH MY GOD??????

[nuttysaladtree]

[Image description: Silhouettes of four Dirks stand against an orange background in an antechamber with many stairs in the foreground. The Dirks are all wearing their iconic pointy shades and are differentiated by the icons on their shirts: a red hat, a red and green striped propeller hat, the Heart Aspect icon from Sburb, and an orange cap. /end ID]

FOUR DIRKS stand in an ANTECHAMBER.

[gooboogy]

I think it's so silly when I'm reading a Homestuck analysis post and I'm nodding along like yes yes, okay, sure, that makes sense. And then the evidence is just a screenshot from the epilogues or hs2. It's like its own punchline. This suddenly means nothing to me, this is a nothingburger post. You could have left that out and I would have believed what you were saying

[0ystercatcher]

i feel like barbie is going to be abt barbie and ken escaping into the real world and ken will find out about the patriarchy and become an mra about it and spread the cancer to other kens (and the other guy) and then the barbies will have to put all the kens (and the other guy) down for this

[cuatrotrece]

hace mucho q no tengo un video de 19-25 minutos con el cual obsesionarme y rever hasta saberlo recitar de memoria

[nuttysaladtree]

[Image description: Water sweeps away a dead Dirk Strider, a surviving one, a pair of shades, the impaled corpse of Andrew Hussie's author avatar, chairs, and stairs. /end ID]

eventually, the chairs begin to float