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send me a pairing and a number and i’ll write you a drabble
(Part one: 1-50)
51. “What the hell are you wearing?” 52. “Can I kiss you?” 53. “Who crawls through someone’s window at 4am to go for ice cream?!” 54. “I don’t hate you. I could never hate you. That’s the problem.” 55. “Our first date is a picnic on a beach under the stars? Have you swallowed a romance novel? Do I need to call a doctor?” 56. “I can’t stand the thought of losing you.” 57. “Teach me to fight.” 58. “I’d die for you. Of course, I’d haunt you in the afterlife but really, it’s the thought that counts.” 59. “Tell me to go and I will, but if you ask me to stay I’ll never leave you again.” 60. “Before you decide to murder me, let me explain…” 61. “I love you. I’m completely and utterly in love with you. Please don’t get married.” 62. “It’s only one night, we’ll just share the bed.” 63. “Stop running from this. I know I’m not the only one who feels it.” 64. “Are you ticklish?” 65. “I wish you could see yourself the way I see you.” 66. “The only thing I want is you.” 67. “Of all the people I could’ve gotten stuck in an elevator with and it just had to be you.” 68. “PILLOW FIGHT!” 69. “Why the hell are you bleeding!?” 70. “You’re so beautiful.” 71. “Kiss me, quick!” 72. “I will knock you on your ass if you even think about it.” 73. “We shouldn’t be doing this.” 74. “Don’t let go.” 75. “I’m going for a swim. Do you wanna join me?” 76. “I need you to pretend we’re dating…” 77. “There was never a choice.” 78. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have kissed you.” 79. “That’s the third time I’ve saved your life!” 80. “How can you think I’m anything but hopelessly in love with you?” 81. “I need you to leave.” 82. “This is all your fault! I can’t believe I listened to you!” 83. “It’s always been you.” 84. “I’m dying.” 85. “I will never apologize for saving your life, even if it costs me my own.” 86. “I guess dying with you isn’t the worse way to go.” 87. “You were never just my friend.” 88. “Don’t panic but I think we might have accidentally gotten married…” 89. “I’m not leaving you!” 90. “I can’t do this anymore.” 91. “I remember everything.” 92. “What do you want me to say?” 93. “I tried, but I just can’t stay away from you anymore.” 94. “I bet I can make you scream my name.” 95. “There’s no going back if we do this.” 96. “I never thought you’d hurt me but I was wrong. You hurt me the most.” 97. “I want you and I know you want me too.” 98. “I can’t watch you with someone else. It’s tearing me apart.” 99. “We’re in an abandoned lodge in the middle of nowhere. Sure, you’re totally right, nothing bad could ever happen here.” 100. A quote of your choice.
#oh this looks like fun#and i haven't done drabbles for a long time#no promises but let's give it a shot#any of my fandoms past or present
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Hello and Welcome! While complaining about “Summerween” the other day, I realized it’s a perfect time to start planning an actual Halloween event. So here it is: a low-key, 4-day Halloween themed event for Lokius!
I know it’s early to even think about Halloween, but I also wanted to give people plenty of time to plan/prep/participate. While this event is intended to be low-key, I do have a few ground rules:
Lokius is the focus! Side pairings/polyships are okay but Lokius must be the focus.
Related to that, no ship hate. I do not care. None.
Tag appropriately on your posting platform. I will not be sharing things not tagged.
NSFW is welcome but see above - tag appropriately.
Works above a PG-13/Teen rating are recommended to be behind a cut or separate link. I may not share posts with excessive violence/gore/sex unless they are behind a cut/linked.
AI works are not welcomed and will not be shared.
Please either mention this account or use #lokiushalloween when posting!
Now I may have gone overboard with the prompts. I tried to choose things that could overlap but also be diverse enough in hopes that everyone who wants to participate could find something inspiring! Each day has the following prompts: a color, a food, a theme, a song, a movie, and a quote. And I did a bonus day’s worth of prompts too.
Wanna see?
Thursday, October 30
Green
Pumpkins
Costumes
“No Vampires Remain in Romania”
Crimson Peak
“Don’t worry. That devil’s afraid of us.”
Friday, October 31
Orange
Donuts
Trick or Treat
“Thriller”
The Haunting
“Perhaps I’ve just been waiting for a moment like this, so I can do terrible, awful things to you.”
Saturday, November 1
Purple
Candy
Creature Feature
“Werewolves of London”
Only Lovers Left Alive
“Something bad, I can handle.”
Sunday, November 2
Black
Apples
All Souls Day
“Season of the Witch”
The Minus Man
“It’s the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear.”
BONUS
White
Corn/popcorn
Flames
“Don’t Fear the Reaper”
Haunted Mansion
“For the record, this really does feel like a ‘killing me’ type of room.”
Please share/promote so this can reach as many people as possible! Feel free to ask questions but please understand answers may be delayed.
Enjoy!
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WIP Wednesday
Kinda been AWOL lately because of RL matters, so have a chunk of a half-finished fic from the Storyteller 'verse that's likely never going to see the light of day. So many WIPs, so little time...
Story premise is basically "You are why this rule in the guidebook exists" and this specific chapter, If pruning sends the pruned matter to the Void, what happens to something that gets pruned while already in the Void? Does it just respawn on the spot like a Jumanji character or a Pokemon?
Anyway.
“In my defense –“ “Defense? You don’t get a defense!” It’s a shout, and it echoes off the nearly-empty corridor walls, still in the process of having the second layer of sheetrock hung. Halfway down the hall a curious foreman, hard-hatted and safety-goggled, pokes his head out of a doorframe to investigate, no doubt because hearing this particular voice sound anything harsher than mildly stern is a novelty to tell the workforce about. He then shows remarkable wisdom in promptly retreating from the line of fire, wide-eyed. The staccato punch of a screw gun at work in hasty resumption begins a moment later. “I was never in any real danger,” Loki remonstrates in what is a more than reasonable tone, in his (obviously correct) opinion. “Ouroboros would never have okayed the project if we were not both satisfied on that point.” It’s the wrong thing to say, and he realizes it just a fraction of a second too late. “So you deliberately didn’t tell me,” Mobius says, and the tone is frigid. “Any of it. You’ve been experimenting with a banned weapon on my TVA premises, and didn’t think I needed to know about it.” Loki gestures vaguely back the way they have just come. “Given your reaction, can you blame me?” he asks. “It was nothing more than a thought experiment at this stage. I wished to have some kind of quantifiable data before presenting it to you for actual consideration.” “And you thought that quantifiable data would be best achieved by testing it on yourself?” “I certainly was not going to permit one of your agents to do it,” Loki retorts, with a bit of heat. “Or would you prefer I employ the Old Ways? Pop into one of the branches and simply abduct a variant at my leisure for the job? Drop a reset charge and leave no trace of the temporal genocide, simply because I can?” “God. No, of course not.” Mobius drags an unsteady hand over his face. “We’ll come back to the not telling me thing in a minute, but before we do. Please tell me you at least tested it on stuff first. Non-living stuff.” Loki’s lips twitch suspiciously, though his serious expression remains. “At great length, yes,” he replies. “There is a tidy pile of…stuff, in Research and Advancements. Which you would have been shown post-haste, had you not expressed your displeasure at the latest experiment so…vociferously.” “I walked into R&A just in time to see O.B. shove a lit pruning stick into your chest. You’ll forgive me if I freaked out a little.” “A little?”
I was tagged by @elodiah @distracteddream @blackbirdofasgard @lokimobius @justanotherhopelessgeek, thank you!
Passing the tag to @in-my-loki-feels @insomniaflarrow @loki-is-my-kink-awakening @boredintjqueen @tealdropsworld @insert-witty-user-name-here @justabigoldnerd and @thewildballyntynesgrow + open tag!
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Adding to this because it literally just came back to bite me at work today. I'm an executive that reports to the CEO, I was an English major, I was a professional copywriter for over a decade. I've never used an AI to write for me in my entire life, I do not NEED to.
And one of our clients put a marketing article I wrote through an "ai detector" and guess what, it came back as 93% written by AI when that was precisely 0% true.
But apparently if you have a brain and know how to correctly use a semi-colon, that's hallmark of a bot now. I should not have to explain this to a board room.
Please don't bring that shit into our private lives as well as professional. It's the only refuge for writing some of us have left. JFC.
If ANY of yall EVER do this shit to me, im deleting every single fic out of spite.
If I ever catch one of yall doing this to another author and I know youre a follower of my work I will block you personally on every platform

None of yall are the fic police. I DESPISE genai. I think its an insult to art, humanity, and the planet itself. But aint not a single fucking person here qualified to pick apart a strangers fic looking for a gotcha moment to make yourselves feel superior. If you think something is ai you can ask the author (most are proud of the ai use and will just tell you straight up) if they say yes you have your answer and can warn people. If they say no and you dont believe them you block and quietly keep it between you and maybe a close group of friends. Spreading misinformation is DANGEROUS. And NONE of you doing this shit are anywhere near qualified to do it.
THIS GOES DOUBLY FOR ARTISTS.
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here's a collection of some of the silly lokius memes i've edited to post on twitter






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love at first sight
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LOKI S02E05 “Science/Fiction”
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All of the illustrations I did for my lokius season 2 keychain!
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🚨🚨💚🧡 NEW FIC DAY! 🧡💚🚨🚨
A long-languishing, ever-stagnant fic idea that I can’t even begin to describe how happy I am to finally get written. This is a product of a random thought many months ago, “what if all that timeslipping in 2x1 gave Loki some sort of PTSD?” that I later linked to a Lokius Kinkmeme prompt… and then never wrote, apart from a couple of place-holder scenes, lol. 😂
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall…
https://archiveofourown.org/works/68198721
(Rated T for vague and pseudo-poetic suggestiveness at the very end)

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My Crowley & aziraplale Art
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LOKI S02E02 “Breaking Brad”
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I am what I am, Leila, and if there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them. Mine can be no worse than someone else’s.
1.24 This Side of Paradise
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Pencil and charcoal drawings. I worked on Crowley's portrait for 6 weeks. And I spent 19 weeks working on Aziraphale's portrait. These two drawings are among my favorites 🥹
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Happy six months since season 2 dropped
This is a wellness check
….u ok?
#wearing my 'the book was better' t-shirt waaaaaay more these days#sorry not sorry#(s1 i still love you for being my first)
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The reason Donna has never seen the doctor regenerate without David Tennant is actually because the presence of Donna Noble spawns David Tennants in Time Lords the same way temperature feminizes lizards. If the master died in front of Donna he would regenerate into David Tennant
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