#you’re not a ‘bi lesbian’ you’re being a dumbass

[lostryu]

im a bi lesbian. i have only ever wanted to romantically date women, but i am once in awhile attracted to men sexually

i also date non binary people and my current romantic partner is nb.

i could fuck anyone, but i dont want anything to do with going on a date with or sleeping in the same bed as a man.

im curious why you have such rigid ideas of what these labels should mean and why you cant let people be whatever the fuck they want to be

Because words have meanings, and sometimes. Those meanings? The meanings that were written in the blood of lesbians? They’re not for you. Reading the beginning of your ask, it sounds like you are either Bi with a preference or suffering from serious compulsatory heterosexuality. Either way your biphobia (and enbyphobia) is showing and it’s ugly.

[a-polite-melody]

“Omg the transandrobros trying to make autoandrophilia (AAP) a thing are so transmisogynistic. They see the transmisogynistic theory of autogynephilia (AGP) and say ‘how can I make this about me?’ There’s nothing here to reclaim for you, you’re just stealing valour from transmisogyny.”

Way to just make a bunch of assumptions.

There absolutely is a concept that’s been weaponized against gay transmascs from medical bs around transition (it was basically impossible for lesbian transfems, as well as gay transmascs, to transition in the US at least until the 1980s; look up Lou Sullivan for more on that) to social media callouts, dogpiles, and doxxings. It is a concept that doesn’t have a formalized name like AGP (though a quick google search shows that prominent people who speak about AGP have been using AAP in conjunction with AGP since 2009) but is a concept which is similar to that of AGP and used in some similar ways against transmascs as AGP is against transfems.

One place you can very easily find this attitude (to go back to the stuff about social media, though there are implications beyond the scope of just social media here) is baked into the transmed “criticism” of gay/mlm transmascs/AFAB nonbinary people which featured (unfortunately) pretty prominently in the tumblr trans world for a long time, and while it may not be nearly as prominent now, it’s still around and easy to find if you look specifically for transmed stuff. Hell, it moved out of transmed spaces and became a tumblr-wide phenomenon of harassing (and worse) the “fujoshis”—these gross women who were so fetishistic of gay men and into gay fanfic and bl manga they deluded themselves into thinking they’re the gay boys in their favourite anime—in the name of protecting the trans community and the gay community from these infiltrators and walking conversion therapy fakebois.

I denied that I was transmasc for so long because I was worried that this “phenomenon of delusional women tricking themselves into thinking they’re men to absolve themselves the guilt of being fetishistic creeps toward gay men, reinforced by encouraging each other into the delusions” was an actual, real thing I needed to worry about, and that I might have been falling into this trap.

I worried, because the world was telling me that this (though not called the phrase) AAP phenomenon existed at the same time as when I had to actually like… actually fully delve into learning about the LGBTQ+ community after realizing I was bi to even know that being trans in a way that was something other than MTF even existed. It made more sense to me that I, while actively trying not to, was actually internally fetishizing gay men and falling into delusions than it did for me to be transmasc, because being transmasc seemed like hardly even a thing while the problem of these “fujoshis” seemed like something huge.

But yes. Absolutely nothing to reclaim here. Only wanting to steal valour from trans women and be big huge transmisogynists by making trans women’s problems into our own, not talking about any actual problems transmascs actually have because we don’t have those kinds of problems because some dumbass on the internet says so. (/this whole paragraph is sarcasm)

[halluciniwaynia]

my simple opinion (in relation to the weirdo lesbians on twitter who continue to insist karlach is lesbian despite canon saying otherwise) is that lesbians have got to stop indulging in lesbian separatism and other dumbass bullshit that puts a fence between them and other sapphic women. your history has always included pan and bi women, we’ve always used your butch and femme labels and our attractions aren’t the same thing as cishet people’s. It never has and it never will, especially when it involves gnc and trans men. acting like fools and insisting bisexual women calling you out for being biphobic is “lesbiphobia” is precisely the reason y’all are miserable little cretins of ideology who have never gone outside or even really talked to other LGBT people outside your own echo chambers on twitter.

pretending bi people don’t face a chronic amount of invisibility and questioning about their identities (especially if they’re gnc like karlach and astarion) is doing a disservice to us. it’s doing a disservice to all the bi women who propped your rights up and formed the backbone of your movements and parades, who have always been told to either accept being gay or “benefit from straight privilege” as so many people tell them.

it is a YOU problem that you’re not able to sympathize with bisexual women and their attraction to men. It is YOUR problem you conflate bisexual women as being “lesbians until proven otherwise” and when you ignore the fact bisexual women have the same complicated relationships with their genders as lesbians and gay men do.

it is a YOU problem that you continue to ignore bi women and create divide in the community. our invisibility is not an invitation for you to erase our identities and the way we express ourselves and find joy in characters.

peace ✌️

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

How it was revealed that the -We’s experimented with each other pre-orome

Ok, but imagine:

Post silvans arriving in valinor, where Lasgen meets up with her childhood friends. (Cw: not !ndis friendly)

!ndis, over dinner: -well, i’m the queen and i don’t think a commoner such as you should have any say in the lives of the noldor.

Lasgen: oh, calm down bitch. I fucked him *jerks thumb at finwe* too, you’re not that special.

Nolofinwe & arafinwe: *spit-take*

Finwe: *buries head in hands*

Lasgen: i might be a lesbian and married to my wife now, whom i love. But there was a time in my life where i knew neither of these things and i was a horny, curious teenager.

!ndis, born a vanya in valinor where the elves are highly celibate: *screeching*

Lasgen: for that matter, i also fucked olwe and elwe. Not ingwe bc he’s my half sibling, and wasn’t that a surprise to find out-

Finids: aaAaAaAaHHhhhH-

Lasgen: i’m pretty sure finwe fucked olwe, elwe, and ingwe as well. I distinctly remember walking in on several pairings-

Feanor: shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Lasgen: and of course, he fucked Miriel as well, as shown by exhibit A: *points at feanor*

Finwe: *red as a tomato right about now*

Lasgen: so as you can see, just because you did the horizontal tango with this dumbass doesn’t actually make your opinion superior.

Lasgen: especially when you’re being a homophobic bitch, when, as you can clearly infer, finwe doesn’t actually have a problem with queer people.

Everyone:....

Finwe: .... both Miriel and i are bi, and even if i was queerphobic, i’m way too scared of lasgen and her dad to keep up that idiocy.

Lasgen: you’re right, i would kill you.

[mithliya]

There are no unique, off-limits individual experiences that will ever explain outlandish internet jargon that harms lesbians. Away from the trolling or actual attacks on your trauma, lesbians are calling you out for using your trauma against them IDing you as an obvious bisexual woman. Going through an abusive/bad relationship and becoming penis/male repulsed does not make you a lesbian, you are just a traumatized bisexual women who is a victim of misogyny. If you really want to take your trauma seriously instead of harming lesbians and wasting their time, admit it and leave the internet and heal normally. Lesbians calling you out on your harmful larping is not harassment. You yourself should know calling out disgusting women on radblr is essential and not harassment. Now that it's on you, it's different? My words come from lesbians who also suffered CSA and yours does not align with a lesbian experience, but with a bisexual experience. Please stop using outdated sources from incestuous moids who probably thought raping women was medicine.

outdated sources from incestuous moids? the sources are almost all quite recent and the researchers were of both sexes. rape victims don’t all have the same exact reaction to being raped, but if around 20-30% of CSA victims had a similar response to me then perhaps maybe just maybe it’s about the trauma & not my sexual orientation. the fact that you saw how much my experience mimics other child rape victims and instead of considering that u decided to pretend the research must be made by rapists is repulsive!

i was always penis-repulsed. i did not “become” penis-repulsed. my first sexual interaction was rape. i wasn’t having fun times with men, then got raped, then became penis-repulsed. i had no sexual experience, got raped, and then within a few months someone took advantage of my vulnerability & trauma & further traumatised me. i left that situation and beyond that have no kind of sexual experiences with any man. this is why i keep saying you’re using my trauma to argue i’m bi because you literally are. you use a traumatic experience from when i was a child who just got raped & was actively being exploited to argue that you know my sexuality better than i do. before my rape i did not have sexual interest in men either. i don’t know what’s not clicking like leave me alone. you are literally using my literal trauma and arguing the same thing that was adding onto my trauma, the same situation i was coerced into and was trying to leave & was causing me serious distress & kept trying to end my life over, is a situation that makes me somehow into men. this has being going on for 5 fucking years. yeah it is harassment at this point and yeah this is an attack on my trauma because you’re literally arguing that i somehow wanted what i was going thru. and ur entire basis for that is i wasnt detailing how traumatic it was to me as it was actively ongoing on the blog he was going thru and had control over!!! dumbasses. what part of leave me alone isn’t clicking. what part of stop arguing with me that my trauma indicates i was interested in men is not clicking.

[just-sonic-things]

Incorrect Quotes (Sonic Edition!)

Some of these are from my weird mind, so don't mind me!

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Shadow: *Posing for a picture* Sonic: *Taking forever to figure out how Shadow's phone works* Shadow: Sonic, I am BEGGING you. I will never look this good again. Hurry the FUCK UP.

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Knuckles: *Banging his head on the wall out of frustration* Amy: Stop that! You'll hurt yourself! Knuckles: Would you rather me explain why I'm upset? We both know that'll make you JUST as enraged. Amy: … *Starts banging her head on the wall*

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KNUXADOW SHIIPP c: Knuckles: Hey Shadow, wanna know my favorite letters of the alphabet? Shadow: I'll humor you I guess… Knuckles: U R A QT. Shadow: *Silence* That was both smooth & so fucking stupid

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Espio: Being a ninja means I'm always on guard, always on point Knuckles: Never returning my texts. *Espio looks at his phone* Espio: … Shit–

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(Tails after discovering a drink called "Battery Acid") Tails: Sonic. I KNOW you know better than this— Sonic: *Has already drank 2 glasses* Dude, I'm practically hearing colors right now… I don't know how you thought I "KnEw BeTtEr"

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Espio: I hate to say ‘I told you so’— Vector: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

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MORE KNUXADOW!! Shadow: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Knuckles: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Shadow, already taking off his clothes: God, Knuckles, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Espio: You know what. It's time I go outside and do my meditation. I bet it'll be a lot nicer out there. Hearing the birds, gentle winds... *In comes Sonic beating Eggman's ass again* Espio: *Slowly closes the door* And we are now closing the door. Breathe in... *Door closes* And out...

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Tails: Hey Knuckles, you know what the best thing about you is Knuckles: *Smiles* Aw, what is it buddy? Tails: I love how you'll say absolutely anything that's on your mind. Even if it's dead fucking wrong! Knuckles: ... *Deep inhale ; Sarcastic tone* Gee, thanks. You wanna know what's great about you? Tails: What's that? Knuckles: *New York accent* Fuckin NOTHIN'. You unappreciative little shit-

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Even MORE Knuxadow!! :D Knuckles: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Shadow! Shadow: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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... Can you tell Knuxadow is my top tier ship? X3 *The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting* Shadow: *Walks in and sits on Knuckles' lap* The Squad: … Sonic: Why are you sitting there? Shadow: There’s no free seats! Tails: But we made sure there was enough room for- Knuckles: *Hugs Shadow tightly* There are no free seats.

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Shadow: There should just be a day where I can avoid everybody in the WORLD. Amy: You could literally do that any day of the week if you wanted to. Shadow: Yeeaahh, but there's this one guy- Amy: Knuckles is the exception. Not the rule. Shadow: See, you GET me-

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Espio: I am a ninja. Sonic: No, you’re not. Espio: Did you see me do that? Sonic: Do what? Espio: Exactly.

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Sonic: So like... We have gay men, lesbian women, bi men and women and vice versa... So what's that one where you're sure you'd rather just have a chili dog or two than sleep with anyone ever Knuckles: I'm pretty sure you just described being Asexual. Sonic: ... A sexual what?

[redheadbigshoes]

I'm starting to really hate when people say that a character can't be a lesbian because "she showed interest in boys so therefore she must be straight or at least bi" and then get mad when you brush that "attraction" off as comphet(whether this was canon or no) and I think it's not only due to misogyny and people refusing to shake the idea that someone could not be into boys(and thinking that the only queer erasure that exists is bi erasure and a character not being bi is biphobic somehow), but I think it's also that people don't understand what comphet IS. It's not so much "pretending to have an interest in boys" as it is "thinking you really DO have an interest in boys, because that's what the patriarchy has spoonfed you since birth". It's like they don't think that lesbians can genuinely believe they're straight/bi or be pressured into actually believing that they like boys when this is the case for many. It's why people don't believe Velma Dinkley is a lesbian(even though that is not a headcanon but CANON) because she dated Shaggy in the past and seemed to genuinely be into him, but that's what comphet is, thinking you must be into boys because society pushes heteronormativity at every turn(which they seem to not want to acknowledge or at least think lesbians should be above that because they hold us to an impossible standard, which is balderdash). "I don't think it was comphet, she seemed genuinely interested in him," yeah no shit that's exactly the entire point of comphet, you dumbass.

I totally agree with you. It’s a headcanon, people shouldn’t be so pressed about it, unless we’re invalidating a character’s canon queer sexuality (most characters don’t have confirmed sexualities, people just assume they’re straight and that’s it). A headcanon doesn’t impact on the character’s canon development at all, it’s worrying how these lesbophobes are so ready and so aggressive to invalidate your headcanon when it comes to lesbians. Sometimes they even lie that the character is bi or something else just to make you and other people think you’re an evil person contributing to another queer identity’s erasure (trust me I’ve seen this happening a lot).

Non-lesbians are not interested to know what comphet is because they’re not interested to know more about lesbian issues.

And exactly, they don’t even accept CANON lesbian characters. They love invalidating them and contributing to lesbian erasure because they genuinely think other queer identities erasure doesn’t exist.

I’m not even kidding, every single confirmed lesbian character has been invalidated by non-lesbians. Even the ones who actually say they’re lesbian. Damn I’ve seen people say HAYLEY KIYOKO (a real person and one of the few proud lesbians out there) is not a lesbian and that she’s bi.

People are so angry with bi erasure that they think contributing to lesbian erasure is okay.

[youturningintodust]

My view on the stupid pointless “bi lesbian” discourse is just…

If you’re butch or masculine as a full-time sense of self and life. And especially if you’re genderqueer, NB, transmasculine etc in any way. Like, you’re just shooting yourself in the foot by being overly critical here, lol.

A huge amount of them are just lesbian-leaning but still capable of feeling attracted to some masculine social, visual and body traits. Which means they’re our natural partners, and we theirs.

Language is clunky and hard and they’re trying their best to express their sexuality anyway. Shit like this is why Kinsey created his scale, because life is messy and it’s not either-or for some people, either 100% gay (or straight), or 100% 50/50 bi with no preferences.

By all means, be my guest and reject the dating pool that god/dess put on earth to love you, though. Leave the actually understanding people to date each other.

Dumbasses.

(p.s. just read about the Lesbian Sex Wars. attempts to push bi women out of lesbian culture, who were clearly invested in lesbian relationships enough to participate in that culture, were always unduly strict to cruel levels, and pushed by overtly hateful people. the same hateful people who hate us for being part of butch/femme culture, or being gnc and trans people. or stay ignorant. your choice.)

[missallsundaes]

Can I get headcannons on the types of partners the straw hats would want to date? Thank you!

Chopper is baby so I'm not including him x

Otherwise YES let’s go!!!

Luffy

If you can’t make Luffy laugh, you’re not his type. Point Blank.

Needs someone with a HUGE sense of adventure, this is the future king of the pirates we are talking about.

I headcanon Luffy as aro/ace so he is big on platonic love and loyalty above anything else. You gotta be cool with platonic dating bc you’re probably not gonna get much else from him.

Gotta love his friends as much as he does.

Can you cook? YES: Definitely his type. More food the better.

Zoro

I think he would like someone based on their merit and morale more than looks or anything like that.

A drinking partner would be nice, or at least keep him company while he drinks.

Can’t handle a crybaby. He can’t deal with it because he’s too blunt. Not that he doesn’t care just that well. He’s not the best at comforting someone who’s crying.

He’s pretty versatile, I think he would work well both with someone who is more reserved or someone with a hot temper. He is adaptable in dating situations. Though don’t be upset if he walks away from a big fight because that’s way too much to deal with.

Nami

I headcanon Nami as a lesbian but like. Not above using men for money or a free meal. Gotta do what ya gotta do to survive.

I saw a tiktok of someone in a marina yelling “I’m looking for a sugar daddy with a BOAT” and I can’t stop thinking about Nami. It’s perfect. That’s what I mean

But seriously Nami is a big dreamer who needs someone to be the wind in her sails… no pun intended.

Someone FUN. A shopping buddy or someone who likes to dress up with her for fun. Brunch dates are a must.

Can’t deal with anyone clingy, I think she’s probably afraid of real commitment, but once she falls for you she would be ride or die for you.

Usopp

I think Usopp’s love language is gift giving. He’ll bring you little trinkets, flowers, even cool rocks if he thinks you would appreciate them. Anything that reminds him of his partner makes him happy.

He needs someone who could see through his bullshit and understand if something was really upsetting him. Someone empathetic enough to ignore the little white lies and knows that he wouldn’t ever lie to hurt them.

Literally if you are his personal cheerleader he would fall for you so fast. Boy needs a support network who believes in him.

He’s attracted to other creative people! Draw with him, cuddle up and make up stories together, sing stupid little song with him in the crows nest. He’d loved it.

He’s a sucker for someone with a beautiful smile and a cute laugh.

Sanji

LISTEN this boy is girl crazy but I also think he is in denial about being a bisexual.

I headcanon Sanji as bi and trans masc. (I won’t write him trans unless asked but like that’s my fav Sanji headcanon.)

This boy is chock full of the trauma™ and needs a really supportive partner because if you’re more than a one night stand, he’d probably end up in tears talking about his past with you. Someone empathetic and understanding is a must.

Can you cook? Yes: Cook with him! He would love to have a hand from the one he loved in the kitchen.

Really flirty when he’s single, but if he gets hit ON he gets flustered and fumbles over his words and probably nosebleed-y. Easy catch after that.

Even though he’s so flirty, if he was in a serious relationship all of that energy would be devoted to his partner. Though if you were open and comfortable he’d love a relationship where you would both be like “whoa check out that girl she’s fiiiiiiine.”

Robin

Either academic types or dumbasses. No inbetween.

“You’re stupid: I like that in a Man.”

I see her as bisexual or pansexual. She wouldn’t really care about anything physical, just who you are and how you treat people.

Someone to balance her would be nice.

Needs someone who would hype her up but also be there for her if she had bad flashbacks because of PTSD from her childhood trauma.

Someone with a sense of humor to compliment her own dark humor (or at least laugh at it) would be the key to her heart.

Loves a library or cafe date. Sit quietly, have a drink, and be together quietly in each other’s presence.

Franky

He’s the friend group’s token cis straight. But he fucking loves his crew and they are all supported by this huge beautiful ally.

Acts like a himbo but then does complex engineering science in the same sentence.

Needs someone intellectual or he’d get bored.

Prefers a smaller partner (not hard with his stature, tbh) Loves to give a piggyback ride or pick his partner up bridal style.

He looks for someone loyal. He needs the tight knit relationship in his life.

Someone who would match his energy would flow well, he has so much and either needs that energy matched or calmed.

Brook

Listen, this flirt is a flirt and he knows that he’s suave.

Definitely pansexual, though he can’t derive much pleasure out of sexual interactions himself, he would be up for pleasing a partner.

Loves someone who knows their music. Sing with him, write music with him, or play an instrument and have a jam session. That’s his all time favorite date.

Wants more than a groupie in his life, though he’s afraid of falling for someone and watching them die because he outlives them. (I’m sorry for this angst in the middle of all the fluff but it KILLs ME)

Must love animals (especially whales).

Loves an extrovert. He wants to go out and DO things, and wouldn’t work well with someone who wanted to be at home all the time.

[deadmandairyland]

Hi! I’m here to bring you yet another Danganronpa tier list: the sexuality tier list, which you can find here.

Now I’m going to be honest here: I don’t really have any LGBT headcanons. It’s just not really something I focus on much when it comes to fandoms. Instead I usually just focus on ships, and as a result from that I tend to present a lot of characters as LGBT in fanfictions and posts I’ve made or reblogged. In other words, a massive chunk of my “headcanons” here are a direct result of shipping (as well as information I’ve picked up from the games themselves). That being said, it was interesting to actually think about this for once, so I’m kinda glad I did the tier list. And it gave me an excuse to bring back the rainbow color scheme I usually put in my tier lists for aesthetic reasons.

The original tier list had Straight at the top, but I moved it to the bottom for two reasons. One, this is Tumblr and that’s not what you’re here for. Two, I gave it a neutral color, and having a gray section next to a white section (i.e. the title of the list) like that looked bad to me. I definitely prefer this setup just on aesthetic alone.

Because this is largely based on ships, I feel it needs to be said that representation does not factor into this chart in any way. I know it probably looks bad that the only character in the Lesbian category is one of my least favorite (though NOT hated or even disliked, I should point out) characters in the main series. That has nothing to do with the fact that she’s a lesbian. She’s just a jerk, and usually not in a way that’s at least entertaining enough for me to like her.

Also keep in mind that this is just the main cast of the main series games. If you were to include characters from the DR3 anime, UDG, or the spin-offs, the Gay, Lesbian, and Ace categories would get more rep, certainly. Think Juzo, Yui, Takemichi, that gay guy with the trumpet, etc.

With that said, let’s go through the list:

Gay

Not gonna lie, one of the reasons why Rantaro is here (and not in Ace) is because of ships. Though I do sometimes ship him with girls, canon suggests he’s not interested in dating girls, and most fans seem to headcanon him as either gay or ace because of this, so I respected that. That being said, I also acknowledge he’s a very popular character in mlm ships, and at the time I was putting this together I hadn’t gotten to Taka yet so the Gay tier was still empty, and Byakuya was already sitting in Ace, so all of that swayed me to putting Rantaro here instead of Ace.

Taka was much easier to place here. He strikes me as a closeted gay man who probably doesn’t even realize he is gay. “Hey, let’s all hang out in the bath, guys! Getting naked is essential to form bonds with your fellow man! No need to be ashamed, it’s tradition!"

Lesbian

Again, ships. I only ship Hiyoko with one other character, and as soon as I say that you already know who she is.

Bisexual (Male Preference)

Akane is mostly here to account for any wlw ships I may have of her (e.g. Hina, Sonia maybe). Obviously she has a thing with Nekomaru, so Male Preference.

Chiaki is here for the same reason as Akane. I’ve shipped her with characters like Sonia and Ibuki before, but she really digs Hajime.

Chihiro honestly could have been anywhere in the Bi and Pan sections, but I ultimately went with Male Preference because of ships, specifically the fact that outside of the more... R18 circles of the Interwebs Chihiro tends to be shipped with guys more often than girls. Also doesn’t hurt that my OTP is Naehiro. I mean, have you seen how often Chihiro blushes around Makoto? (There’s more to it than that, as I’ve covered in the past. I’m just trying to add more fuel to the fire.)

Himiko is probably one of the few characters that isn’t here mainly because of ships. I do think she has some attachment towards Tenko, but I also get “I’m uncomfortable around her” vibes from her, and there are moments where she seems to crush on Kokichi (of all people) so that’s why she’s here. Still very much bi, though.

Hina has a crush on Makoto and has a complex around wishing she was more feminine so she can attract boys. So why isn’t she in the Straight section? ...Because Sakura, duh. And Kyoko too. And any other wlw ship you can think of that might work with Hina.

Honestly if it wasn’t for Miu I probably would have considered putting Kokichi in Gay. Again, while shipping plays a big part of my choices here, much like with Rantaro I have no qualms with putting a character in a tier that contradicts any ships I might have with that character, if those ships aren’t something I’m super invested in. This is a very important distinction, because it’s why I let ships sway my hand for so many of these even if I am also okay with going “Just because I ship this doesn’t mean I headcanon it” as I did with Rantaro. And honestly Kokichi’s ship teasing with Himiko does come off as more trollish than a sign that he’s into her, but he really gets into his back-and-forth with Miu, in my personal opinion, and he gets into it far more often with her for that matter. It’s why it’s one of my favorite ships for both of them tbh, and it’s because I like the ship so much that I just can’t ignore it for this sexuality headcanon tier list.

Maki... is here because of ships (e.g. Kaede).

Sakura... is here because of ships (e.g. Hina). ...What, you were expecting me to put a guy in the example? Remember, she has a boyfriend in canon.

Sayaka... is here because of... NOT ships, but DRAT. Yes, really. (”We really got down and dirty, Naegi-kun.”)

Sonia... strikes me as someone who swings both ways. I can’t describe exactly why I feel that way, but yes.

Bisexual (No Preference)

Celeste wants a harem of vampire boys but shipping her with Kyoko is also very popular and honestly i feel like it would fit her character. She’s got a look that says “I could get any ass I want and I know it.”

Ibuki is decked out in blues and pinks, and also I ship her fairly evenly among both boys and girls. She just screams bi icon to me, more so than any other character in the series.

Junko is either bi with no preferences or pan. She is an equal opportunity heart-and-soul-breaker and lust-for-despair machine.

There is no Mukuro in this list, but honestly I would probably put her where I put Junko anyway.

Kaede... is here because of ships (e.g. Miu, Maki)

Honestly I had no idea where to put Kirumi, so I just randomly chose one that I wouldn’t regret later if I ever put more thought into who I shipped her with.

I’m pretty sure Nagito being bisexual has some degree of canon attached to it??? I think??? I’m not entirely sure tbh, but fuck it. I’m doing this for fun anyway, so this doesn’t really matter.

Shuichi, like all Danganronpa protags, is bi as fuck. I also find him to be more shippable with guys than the other two protags, so IMO he has no preference.

Toko might have a thing or two for pretty boys, but... Komaru, I mean, this isn’t exactly shocking, I don’t think. Probably was closeted before she met Komaru. I mean she did focus on Hina’s boobs a lot in DR1, let’s not forget.

Tsumugi, much like Kirumi, is here because I haven’t put much thought into her ships.

Bisexual (Female Preference)

Gundham has a thing with Sonia in canon, but I can see him being bi. So... yeah, ships again.

Hajime, like all Danganronpa protags, is bi as fuck. It’s just that his Chiaki and Mikan game is just too strong.

Hifumi might claim to only like 2D, but his interest in Chihiro both in human form and computer program form (and the fact that this didn’t go away after the gender reveal) places him here.

Kaito strikes me as a closeted bisexual. The kind that could start any given conversation with “I’m not gay, but...”

Kazuichi also strikes me as a closeted bisexual, only his “I’m not gay, but...” is rooted more in dumbass than it is in systematic homophobia.

Korekiyo... is here because of ships (e.g. Rantaro).

Kyoko is bi as fuck, and I can see her having a preference towards girls in particular. She gets shipped with girls a lot (e.g. Celeste, Hina, Yui, and even Junko and Mukuro), and when she is shipped with boys it’s usually just pretty boys (e.g. Makoto, Byakuya, Ryota, Shuichi, and, depending on your interpretation, Chihiro). Also note that aside from Makoto and maybe Byakuya, Kyoko’s girl ships are far more popular than her boy ships. Just something I’ve noticed over the years.

Leon... is here because of ships (e.g. Chihiro).

Mahiru is here because I’m pretty sure she has a thing for Hajime in her FTEs, but obviously she tends to get shipped with girls more often (especially Hiyoko), and I agree.

Makoto, like all Danganronpa protags, is bi as fuck. It’s just that his Kyoko, Hina, Sayaka, and Mukuro game is just too strong.

Mikan may be interested in Hajime somewhat, but her obsession with Junko cannot be ignored, no matter how much some of you may want to.

Mondo is another character that strikes me as a closeted bisexual. He is said to strike out all the time with girls, so I do think he’s attracted to women. And I do get some vibes that he’s attracted to Chihiro pre-reveal. And if circumstances had been different, I imagine he probably still would have been post-reveal. But obviously it’s his bond with Taka that I feel cements his sexuality in, at the very least, an mlm category.

Tenko... is here NOT because of ships, but because I’m pretty sure she’s at least sort of interested in Shuichi because of some canon thing... and also I don’t want to put her in Lesbian just because it feels like I’d be stereotyping the Lesbian category if I do that. If we were to compare her to the character that I did put in Lesbian, Hiyoko doesn’t treat people like shit because they’re men, she’s an equal-opportunity asshole. Still not the best representation for lesbians by a long shot, but at least Hiyoko doesn’t follow the stereotype of a man-hating lesbian. She’s just like that, and that’s okay. But putting Tenko there, especially if she’s shown some degree of interest in a male character at some point in the game, just rubs me the wrong way personally, because it would feel like I’m ignoring canon just to stereotype her. But that’s just a personal hang up of mine. No disrespect intended toward anyone who genuinely feels that Tenko is a lesbian. Maybe you see something there that I don’t, and that’s perfectly fine.

Pansexual

I don’t remember exactly how her FTEs went, so I’m not going to get into that, but Angie just comes off as pan to me, like gender doesn’t fit into the equation at all for her.

Gonta I can see as either pan or ace. I feel like he wouldn’t care about gender, and honestly the only reason I decided to put him in Pan rather than Ace is because of that scene with Miu.

Imposter is not only pan, they are currently OT3ing it up with Ibuki and Ryota as we speak, and that’s a fact.

Keebo... is mostly here because of ships. A lot of ships, actually. Mostly male ships (Kokichi, Shuichi, Kazuichi, and, depending on your interpretation, Chihiro) but there’s also Miu to consider. And the Miu game is SO strong that I put him in Pan instead of, say, Male Preference.

Just gonna lump them together because I have the same thing to say about both of them: Miu and Teruteru would **** anything that walks. What did I censor? Well, I’m doing the Nier: Automata thing, so you can put whatever you want in there and trust me, it would probably fit, for better or for worse.

Ace

I know this is an unpopular opinion, because Naegami, but I just don’t think Byakuya is interested in anyone, at least not in that way. He might be fascinated with how common people live, because it’s so foreign to him, but that’s about it.

Straight

Even though I do ship Fuyuhiko with some of the boys, his Peko game is so strong that honestly I can’t see him actually dating anyone aside from Peko outside of some very niche fanfiction.

Honestly, Hiro was another one that I was just like “I have no idea what to do with you.” I think maybe his team up with Kanon made me eventually choose to put him in Straight? I don’t remember. I clearly didn’t put much thought into Hiro.

I really only ship Nekomaru with Akane, so that’s why he’s here. I’m sure if I dive deep enough into my psyche I can pull an mlm ship with Nekomaru in it out of my ass, but like Rantaro that wouldn’t be significant enough to change anything.

Peko is in the same boat as Fuyuhiko. I have shipped her with girls before, but her Fuyuhiko game is just too strong.

Ryoma had a girlfriend once, and as far as I can remember he didn’t really seem interested in anybody in the game, so that’s all I have to go off of for him.

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So there you have it. Explanations for literally all of them! Explanations that were definitely not pulled out of my ass as I was typing them, nope, certainly not. Definitely won’t be tagging all of them, but I may tag the ones with the longest entries. And like all the tier lists I’ve done, this was just for fun and honestly any opinion I have for any of these characters could change at a moment’s notice because my brain is fickle like that. Tried my best to make sure that every tier had at least one character in it, but I did so without trying to force characters in places that I personally did not believe they should go. I hope you all enjoyed my dive into this area of fandom that I rarely dive into (the LGBT headcanons, not the ships, obviously). It was a lot of fun, and hopefully it will stay fun and not result in angry anons blasting me for my opinions. I am grateful that this never seems to happen to me, but I’ve seen it happen to others and I know what Tumblr is capable of at its worst. These are just headcanons and a matter of personal opinion, and if you disagree with them, that’s perfectly okay. Your feelings and opinions are also valid.

[ms-revived-frogs]

How the fuck do you not understand that absolutely nobody would have a problem with you calling out an actual bi woman who was actually taking part in some sort of lesbian rape fantasy? The point is that that is not what happened and NOTHING to do with the post you commented on.

The post was a degenerate male with a disgusting fantasy involving both lesbian and bi women. No bi woman in this situation actually did anything and it wasn’t a real scenario that happened, it was a MAN’S FANTASY. And yet your ONLY response was “bi women do better”. Like, maybe comment that under a post where a bi woman ACTYUALLY did something stupid? Instead of blaming a man’s post on bi women and then going “b-b-but there are some bi women who do this though!” when you are called out. Like, so? Comment on THOSE posts then blaming bi women! Also, we know you are bi. It’s in your fucking bio. You’re still being a dumbass and honestly the self-flagellation is embarrassing. “I’m a good bi I swear! I’m self-aware, lesbians plz like me!!” Pathetic.

Why do you people act like bi women gain any tangible power from lesbians? Do you people forget that we are structurally more privileged than lesbians, and so "sucking up to them" doesn't actually relieve us of any suffering like sucking up to men does? I defend lesbians because I want to, not because I want to be a "good bi".

Anyways, I will always choose my lesbians sisters over the bi women who can't even call out the degenerates in their community. Normal bi sisters can stay, but if you can't even do the simple thing of weeding out the weirdos in your community, I don't really care to be associated with you. Learn to understand nuance when it comes to posting on the internet, rather than getting this fumed over a single-phrase reblog. This is the last anon I'm going to be posting, because I'm tired and you people annoy me.

[dallasurr]

ty for writing! i saw some posts that were really rude about seamista (and glimbow) and just rlly biphobic. saying stuff like "bihets" and that bisexual representation isn't proper unless its a m/m or f/f relationship it made me feel really bad as someone who's bi and loves both seamista and glimbow (i hyperfixate a lot on them and seeing negative things abt them it can cause a meltdown). but i read one of your fics and it made me feel so much better! you're an excellent writer.

Thank you for reading! I love to hear it!

Seamista are my babies and I’m so glad you got some joy/affirmation from my fics about them!

I agree that there is a lot of biphobia in this fandom, and it’s really sad to see. I want to say that it’s a bad representation of the LGBT community, but overall I do feel like bisexuals are unfairly targeted and criticized for existing the “wrong” way in queer spaces. We can’t ever seem to win. Date someone of the opposite sex and you’re straight and constantly feel like you’re infringing on spaces that aren’t yours because that’s how people make you feel for being “straight passing”. Date someone of the same sex and a lot of the time they find out you’re bisexual and ghost you because of ridiculous stereotypes. I was even reading a book on a mental illness I have and one of the symptoms was “sexual confusion (ie bisexuality)” the book was written in the 90s, but it still felt like a slap in the face.

I would expect it from straight people, but the lgbt community is supposed to be on the same side.

I like that She-Ra went out of its way to rep bisexual characters in opposite sex relationships so people can’t take the bi label away from them and insist they’re homosexual, but it’s still happening just the other way around. I even see people regularly insisting Glimmer is a lesbian lmao?

I take ANY criticism very hard and personally, so I completely understand how you feel when you say it can cause a meltdown. I get irrationally angry and start to spiral, even if it’s just some dumbass stranger on the internet shouting their bad opinions. It’s so rough :(

I originally thought I might be bisexual in middle school, but was immediately pushed back in the closet because it was 2010 and “girls were only bisexual for attention”. I didn’t come back out of the closet until my 20s :( so it means a lot to me to see characters that I can see myself in.

I think the best thing we can do is just continue to educate people who only see sexuality in black and white terms and continue thriving! If that doesn’t work, I think we should all pool our money together and buy an island so we can make and live in bi paradise 💖💜💙

[rainbow-and-black-like-my-soul]

Bad Buddy brain rot

I love that it started with a classic "parents hate each other and therefore so do their children" and grew so much from there. Now a non-linear, very messy, incomplete and chaotic list of reasons why I love this show ( @kalincka ceci est une rant qui n’a pas fini dans tes messages parce que c’est très long et que je veux pas non plus te noyer sous les messages mais cadeau)

The dynamic of “I’ve known you all my life” : no "we've met 3 seconds in the hall because you dropped your book and I am desperately in love with you now" here

At no point does the story allow us to forget that they are probably the biggest constant in each other’s life except their families. They have known each other all their life and know each other like the back of their hand

They gave us the story of two boys, raised to hate each other, to compete and be better endlessly, and who just could not do it because when you put two children together and make them compete about everything and therefore spend all their time together. Well, they're gonna become friends. They share a balcony!

They use can-phones to talk to each other at some point : this is a children’s toy that they're using at age 18. It is proof of how long they’ve hidden their friendship but also of how long they’ve thrived to be friends even if it was the thing they were forbidden to do. Against their parents' wishes and in a microcosmos of hate, they created a friendship that came to an end as soon as their parents found out.

And once they find each other again after 3 years? even in rival groups, it is so easy to fall back into their old friendship.

it’s running up the stairs to see who reaches home first, it’s fighting over a lost pair of earphones, it’s knocking on your door for no reason except you want to spend time together, it’s keeping a guitar for years because it belongs to the other even if you don’t know if you’re gonna see them again, it’s bickering and play fighting with chopsticks over food and gently arguing over sweaty shirts and burnt food
 and faking muscle cramps just so they touch you some more

it's also doing everything you can to get the other out of trouble simply because you want them to be happier or making sure they get to perform in a music contest they were banned from because their friends are dumbasses

it's the peace and trust that comes with being known, absolutely, and loved, absolutely

Even once they become lover, their friendship is such a important part of their relationship and casting two actors who are bffs irl was a very smart choice

The domesticity and easy affection:

the kisses (hand, cheeks), the hand holding, every little touch of affection that just feels so natural because they don’t actually think about it is one of my favorite thing about this show

In tv shows and dramas and movies, affection is usually built up to be this very big, very life changing thing whereas here, it's something easy and so natural between two people who love each other and don't even think about it

it so evident throughout that they actually thorouhgly enjoy each other's presence and have fun being with each other

The way they really said "we ain't doing any of this heteronormative, dramatic nonsense":

no weird pseudo-gendered power dynamic, no bi erasure, no jealousy or poor girl put between them to create conflict (i mean there is one girl and it takes 20 minutes to understand that she is not interested and here for lesbian reasons)


none of the things that come to stand in their way come from them, it is the world around them that is standing against them but they repetedly, wholeheartedly choose each other each step of the way, their affection, love and friendship never wavering

Honorable mentions: - sibling dynamics that own my ass - dumbdumb friends - no homophobia in this house so that we focus on the other fucked up shit - chosen family putain it’s the queer experience

there are things that i am forgetting but yelp I’ve forgotten them 

overall this is a feel-good show that will potentially makes you cry but heal your heart, it's funny, it's light-hearted but also deals with the expectations of your family, the weight of trauma that is not yours and how to make sure that, despite not being able to change the world, you won't let the world change you

( @kalincka vraiment si t’as l’occasion/le temps stp give it a chance, c’est mon vdf à moi, (en plus y a tout sur youtube subbed en anglais) )

[bibbawrites]

Do you have any random headcanon that you haven't been able to share yet? And if not, headcanons about angry Owen?

my head is full of random headcanons, for the cast and the characters, some that are the more common ones, such as sexuality (pan!luke, bi!reggie, lesbian!flynn, lesbian!carrie) and other fandom wide headcanons, so i shall give you my favourite one of my own for each person for now:

Charlie:

pretty certain this is already true lol but the biggest flirt you will ever meet, even when you’re already dating him. he would be constantly flirting with you to the point where other women have checked if you’re okay before and you just thank them and tell them that you have a dumbass for a boyfriend

also (i know i said i’d only do one but this ties into it) your family would love him from the second they met him, he has such a bubbly and charming personality that they wouldn’t even take a whole minute to love him (i’m just picturing a massive family dinner that you brought him to and he ends up sitting next to your grandma exchanging stories the whole night, and at some point he leaves to go to the bathroom or get a drink or something and your grandma goes “oh he’s a nice boy isnt he?” and when it’s time to leave she gives him a massive hug and he’s already organised to go visit her for tea that week 🥺)

Owen

(you mentioned angry owen, so let’s discuss)

this could just be me projecting but i feel like owen wouldn’t be the type to get outwardly angry? like his anxiety would make him worried about the confrontation and worried that if he got upset with you that you’d leave him (which wouldn’t be true at all), so instead he just gets really quiet and avoids you, and that’s when you know he’s mad at you

Savannah

i think i’ve mentioned this one before but wearing each other’s clothes if you were friends or dating, to the point where the two of you pretty much have one larger wardrobe instead of two smaller ones. there’s stuff in your wardrobe that you don’t even know who the original owner was cause you’ve both worn it so often

Luke Patterson

never got his drivers license. we see him riding a bike around in flashbacks, so i headcanon that he never got around to getting his drivers license cause he was too focused on the band at first, and then he died so now he has no need to know how to drive (i also headcanon that reggie never got his license either, only alex and bobby had them so whenever they were going to perform somewhere they would split up between bobby’s car and alex’s parents car that he borrowed, so that they could get all of their equipment and themselves to the gig)

Alex Mercer

i know other people have said this too but i can see alex coming from a big family, with like 6 kids and his grandparents living close enough that they would be over constantly, and when alex came out some of his siblings were supportive, and his nanna was supportive but everyone else just pretended that he had never told them (why am i picturing his nanna knitting a pride flag scarf for him, and telling all of her friends at bingo about her sweet gay grandson in hopes that one of them would also have a gay grandson to set alex up with)

Reggie Peters

my biggest headcanon for reggie is that he took up photography after spending time with ray, because he wanted something to make him feel closer to the man, plus he realised how cool photography actually was (bonus if the boys are visible to julie’s family now and ray himself teaches reggie the do’s and don’ts of photography, and even buys him his first camera, a gift that reggie treasures, and never leaves home without)

(also bonus but neurodivergent reggie please)

Julie Molina

on her 18th birthday she would go out and get a tiny tattoo of a butterfly on a dahlia that she would keep hidden from ray for the longest time until eventually one day she forgets to hide it and he sees it and goes “oh wow thats pretty” and thats all, he doesnt freak out at all like she thought he might 

Flynn

practically lives at the molina’s 50% of the time, to the point where she has her own draw of clothes in julie’s room and her own toiletries in the bathroom, and occasionally when she’s at her own house she’ll have to text julie to check if a certain item of clothing was in her drawer cause flynn really wanted it for school the next day and couldn’t find it anywhere

Carrie Wilson

is actually not a horrible person, she just has walls up to keep people out after her mother left/died/went away, cause she’s so terrified that everyone else is going to leave her too, which only gets cemented when julie and flynn stop being her friend

[cristinablackthornkingson]

My thoughts/comments on roughly pages 700-900 of COI.

**TW/CW**

Alcoholism

Miscarriage

Child trafficking

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Matthew and Elias are more alike than Cordelia thinks, Matthew is just a nicer drunk than Elias. They both have/had their demons and use alcohol as an attempted escape, let's just hope things turn out better for Matthew than they did Elias .

Ahhh I really hope there isnt going to be a love triangle between Matthew, Cordelia and James, unless they become a throuple, but I am more so rooting for MatthewxLucie. Isnt Jesse like 8 years older than Lucie? I mean I guess he's technically forever 17 and doesnt have much more life experience than her but still, I prefer them as besties.

Grace leave James alone!

Uh yeah Grace no duh the Bridgestocks dont like you, you're the woman Charles left Ariadne for, that could have ruined her reputation

GRACE FUCK OFF!

JAMES DO NOT KISS HER, Tessa needs to get back and slap some sense into her son jfc!

DAMMIT JAMES!!!

"I should go" Yes you should! And leave James the fuck alone!

The Famer at the Barrow is Wayland the Smith, calling it now

Yep I knew it!

I want a crossover series where Cortana meets Sumabrander/Jack from Magnus Chase 😂😂

Wayland the Smith wants payment for healing Cortana, uh oh, all magic comes with a price

Wait what is a paladin? Does Wayland want Cordelia to find the killer and stop the killings? Has she not already sworn fealty to Cortana? - Oh no she swore fealty to Wayland, makes sense. Go kick ass Daisy!

Yikes seems as if Lucie's powers might cause some trouble for her

Possible Lucie and Ariadne friendship? Will Lucie help her and Anna get back together?

Okay I fear for Lucie when Grace tells Malcolm about Annabell.

Always thought Malcolm was the one who helped Tatianna preserve Jesse's body, apparently not, new character maybe?

Ooh honey, Malcolm this is so much worse than Annabell rejecting you.

Glad to see Lucie inherited Tessa's sensibility

Ariadne and Anna being Lucie's protective yet kickass lesbian cousins, we stan

Awwww Anna calling Lucie "ducks" 🥺

Oh my God Grace was trafficked??? Tatiana is a child trafficker? As are the Cartwrights? Holy fuck poor Grace!

I hope James is okay, I wonder if he'll tell them about Grace? Or that hes in love with Cordelia? Or that he might be possessed by the killer?

I fucking love Anna fussing over Lucie and calling her pet names, more Anna and her cousins being wholesome please!

But surely Belial cant posses James? He had the spells of protection placed on him as a baby, and he didnt actually die in COG, like Jace did in City of Glass, but maybe its different because he is half Warlock and related to Belial?

Raum venom in my shoe, oh Christopher, never change ❤

"I think he is possessed" said Thomas "He is defacing a book" LMAOOOOOOO throw that shade Tommy!

"He felt an odd sensation, tingling between his shoulder blades, apprehension perhaps?" Jamie, sweetie, I'm demiromantic and have never been in love yet even I know you're feeling love and attraction to Cordelia

"Just wound me then, stab me in the leg if you have to" Ah, young love

Hmmm Cordelia and James spending the night in the same room, sexy times to ensue?

A crack in the gracelet? Perhaps James'true love for Cordelia is strong enough to break it? Could be going a OUAT route here, if they have kids they would be the product of true love, and very powerful, could play an important role in the future?

Lmao Cordelia blue balling James as revenge for him kissing Grace, good for you girl, good for you.

Oh Thomas POV, hope we get some Thomastair interaction, first kiss maybe?

I hope Anna and Thomas dont go in search of the killer, surely Anna is going to tell him to get his ass back inside? Or maybe she's about to talk to him about his feelings for Alastair? Is this gonna be the equivalent of Nora having to confirm to Alex that he's bi?

Nope the dumbass is going on patrol alone, I'm scared for him. Maybe he'll run into Alastair and they'll patrol together and talk about their feelings?

No James you love Cordelia, not Grace. Snap out of it man!

Jamie baby you owe no one anything, please talk to your parents and Jem!

Uh oh killers POV with Thomas out alone, I'm scared

Oh God the killer noticed Thomas and now we have a Thomas POV, I dont like where this is going. Alastair come save your man!

Nooo poor Lillian. I'm still scared for Thomas though, I think the killer is trying to lure him in

Uh oh, Thomas is about to get in so much trouble

Sshhhhiittt poor Thomas. Charlotte can surely help him tho, right? She knows he would never kill someone

Oooh so James has been going out in his sleep to try and stop the killer?

Is Enoch gonna tell them about Thomas' arrest? Will he be able to help Thomas?

I want a brother Enoch backstory!

Alastair was so following Thomas for his own peace of mind, and to protect him because he loves him.

I wonder why Bridgestock has it in for Thomas.

Consul Charlotte reminds me of President Ellen Claremont, I love it.

I think the pithos is what the killer used to remove the runes

I wonder if there's gonna be some Thomastair angst and confessions now they're locked in the sanctuary together for a day.

Why is the mortal sword in Paris? Seemingly with Will and Tessa? Was Charles tried by the mortal sword?

Charlotte and Henry have been TTC for years now with no results, my theory is that the miscarriage was complicated and caused a lot of scar tissue, and now Charlotte cant get pregnant, so once her time as Consul is up (which is presumably soon, given how the merry thieves theorize that Bridgestock is vying for Consul next term) she and Henry will adopt, either twin girls or 2 girls close in age, like 2/3 year age gap at max.

I really like Eugenia and would like to read more about her.

Alastair comforting Cordelia is so sweet, they are such an iconic sibling duo.

James thinking of Matthew, Christopher and Thomas as his brother's is so wholesome and sweet, I adore it!

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content