#you’re all gonna die
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nooneeverlookedforagirl · 2 years ago
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I need to play my courier in Fallout 4 because I have the inescapable urge to kill everyone who’s rude to me and my SS is a nice human being.
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misskitka27 · 1 year ago
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Love that for me
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ssmashley · 3 months ago
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HIMMMMMMMMM
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luthanraels-bignaturals · 7 months ago
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old man yoai EPIC FAIL! Sad!
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ghost-bxrd · 3 months ago
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((I caved and maybe-kinda-sorta started a liiiiittle bit on Jujutsu Kaisen and—- wtf do you mean a fifteen year old is totally a-okay with being executed eventually because it serves the greater good????? And everybody is just like “cool,” like it’s totally normal????? WTF??? Like, sir, ARE YOU AWARE YOU ARE LITERAL SUNSHINE INCARNATE———))
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morganbritton132 · 4 months ago
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The funniest thing about 911 is the moment something goes slightly wrong in Eddie Diaz’s life, it’s starts a chain reaction of even worse things happening to him until he has a mental breakdown.
Whereas if Buck has a single second of peace in his life, the universe fucking kills him.
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close your eyes. take a deep breath. now imagine ruffnut thorston with roller skates.
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bambimeadows · 3 months ago
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*Minor spoilers*
The ending was so shit and rushed and anti climatic like it ALWAYS is, be fucking for real.
BUTTTTTT Adler is gonna be in the next black ops hahahahahah, im really gonna reach 30 years old at this point and still be simping for that man huh💀 so be it
I’m gonna post a full review soon once I’ve gathered my thoughts
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spitblaze · 9 months ago
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You know I probably would have figured out something was up with me genderwise sooner if people assigned female at birth were not conditioned from a young age to absolutely loathe their bodies in order to sell beauty products and diets and unattainable standards
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maxdibert · 3 months ago
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I really love those K-dramas or Webtoons where the MC dies and suddenly wakes up 10 or 20 years earlier and instead of trying to find happiness they dedicate themselves to getting revenge on everyone who messed up their life. I’d absolutely love to read a Severus fic where he wakes up in his teenage years after death, and instead of trying to fix his mistakes, he spends all seven years at Hogwarts making life a nightmare for everyone who wronged him. Then, once he’s done with them and left them in terrible misery, he’d disappear to some tropical paradise to enjoy his renewed life with no guilt or need to prove to himself or anyone else that he’s a good person. But I guess that’s just my way of projecting my intense need not to fix men but to make them so much worse lol
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schpeenor · 2 months ago
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GUYS… THE EPILOGUE MAKES ME WANNA KILL MYSELF…
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I’M JUST.. GONNA KEEP MY DELUSIONS GOING.. we’re gonna pretend we didn’t just lose ALL but two LOV members MEANWHILE THE HEROES SIDE HAS PRACTICALLY NO CASUALTIES…
We’re also going to pretend that whenever MHA takes place in 2XXX, a significant amount of technological and medical advancement allows for dabi to be treated especially since we have LITERAL WORKING MECHA SUITS!! (i guess that has nothing to do with medical advancement but someone hear me out..)
SWEET EPILOGUE I GUESS… BUT I’M A DEPRESSED MAN…
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i NEED to see dabi adjusting to a new normal and getting therapy!! learning new reasons to live and how to live not as dabi, but touya!! and i need to see everyone alive and interacting!!
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crystallizsch · 3 months ago
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i’ve been listening to the same song on repeat for the past uh. 10 hours.
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skeeverboy · 10 months ago
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best greens
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msfcatlover · 3 months ago
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Pristine Cut is so fucking good y’all!
I’ve played through The Cage, the new post-Adversary Fury, and just got through Happily Ever After. I’m actually crying right now, Happily was so good, I don’t even have words. I hope nobody ever gets it as their first playthrough first route, because so much of the dread rides on knowing something is very, very wrong when the formula breaks, and every single character goes to such interesting places, and…
The worst part? Hearing the Narrator’s development and knowing it’s not my last chapter for this run. I’m so sorry, buddy. I’m so, so sorry. I’m going to reset you, and you don’t get a say. I hate that I’m taking this away from you.
I mean, honestly, everything about this chapter was “the worst part” in the best way, but that’s the point where I couldn’t hold back the tears anymore.
Thank you for the dance, Happy. I’m glad you saw the stars.
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tenwhiteandalusians · 6 months ago
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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.
#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written#(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into#the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he#is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need#to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment#into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u#best of anyone’ of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second#I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just#get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders#in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back#together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to#leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts#to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking#Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see#before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic#OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of#everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt#that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them#where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian#(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk#because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#scorpus#tenax
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camgoloud · 7 months ago
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he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care
#sorry this is fucking UNINTELLIGIBLE but unfortunately i’m still on my bullshit about dr. daddyissues. yeah it’s gonna be all month#i am rotating episode 2.8 ‘the mistake’ in my head at breakneck speed. i am gnawing on it i want to swallow it#oh he’s such a lying liar who lies. charming little bastard. would rather die/lose his license than express one wholly unaffected emotion#‘he thinks not giving a crap makes him like house. like it’s something to aspire to’ quick question HOW serious do the daddy issues have to#be before you start latching on to fucking GREGORY HOUSE as a paternal figure and role model. really#even cameron is not down this bad. even WILSON is not down this bad.#the daddy issues of it all are very understandable though because even setting aside whatever went down back in childhood that shit his#father did to him in seasons 1-2 is SO messed up. jesus#imagine traveling all the way across the world to the hospital your son works in for a consult which confirms what you already knew: you’re#going to die of cancer in like 2 months. making a whole point out of stopping by to visit your son. not telling him what’s going on.#letting him spend a whole episode’s worth of time gradually coming to terms with his complicated feelings towards you (complicated on#account of a whole childhood of objectively awful parenting). the kid finally is able to try reaching back out to you. after YOU initiated#the contact in the first place. how do you react? well obviously by telling him ‘oh sorry i actually have to get in a taxi right now’ and#fucking back off to the other side of the world without giving him a chance to actually talk to you at all and resolve any of the emotions#you just dredged up. oh by the way you still haven’t fucking told him you’re about to die and in fact actively mislead him into thinking#he’s going to have the chance to try meeting with you again next time he visits your home country.#especially fucked up given that the whole reason it DID take your son so long to come around THIS time is that he feels like every time#he’s tried reaching out to you in the past you’ve just disappointed him by refusing to put in the effort to meet him there.#And Now Here We Are Again.#rowan what the FUCK is wrong with you. i want to dig you up and kill you again#house md#robert chase#caseyposting
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