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I need to play my courier in Fallout 4 because I have the inescapable urge to kill everyone who’s rude to me and my SS is a nice human being.
#fallout#fallout new vegas#fallout 4#courier six#sole survivor#Marilyn is a sweetheart#silver tongue and rebuilder of the minutemen#six will stab you#you personally#for looking at her wrong#choose a faction?#you’re all gonna die
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Love that for me
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HIMMMMMMMMM
#he’s always been the symbol of peace but now that he’s not a hero anymore he doesn’t know how to live as a human and not a symbol#and despite that he still lets himself be used until the end#see what I did with the pictures..😈🙏???#he’s so Peter you’re gonna die in that stupid costume from that sound on TikTok#am I reaching here#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#all might#yagi toshinori#toshinori yagi#njk mk#mha#anime#number one hero#all might fans
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old man yoai EPIC FAIL! Sad!
#luthen rael#saw gerrera#andor#sw#luthen x saw#whatt is their ship name?#i don’t give a shit#morally bankrupt grandpas#one is on the verge of a paranoid breakdown and the other is perpetually brooding#mr. if you are not on the exact same side as me on all issues i would rather die than fight with you#and mr. you could be the most heinous criminal as long as you kill the right guys you’re chill with me + prolly gonna sacrifice you anyway
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((I caved and maybe-kinda-sorta started a liiiiittle bit on Jujutsu Kaisen and—- wtf do you mean a fifteen year old is totally a-okay with being executed eventually because it serves the greater good????? And everybody is just like “cool,” like it’s totally normal????? WTF??? Like, sir, ARE YOU AWARE YOU ARE LITERAL SUNSHINE INCARNATE———))
#remember my short foray into the parksborn hellhole?#I think this has similar vibes#also wtf man this kid is so ready to die while also being full of life#it makes me feel things and I don’t like it#just—- that kid OBVIOUSLY wants to live and have fun and experience everything life has to offer#instead he gets doomed to be executed as soon as he’s fulfilled his ‘purpose’?#and sir wtf do you mean you’re basically taking a kid under your wing just to kill him later on#like— I’m saying this with all my heart but- WTF#((this is gonna break me isn’t it))#jjk#jujutsu Kaisen#pointless rambling
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my mother is such. a person.
#also just so everyone knows my mother says ‘you’re gonna die’ all the time about everything#it’s her catchphrase#anyways#i only see my mother once or twice a year#but goddamn her text messages#keep me entertained#op
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The funniest thing about 911 is the moment something goes slightly wrong in Eddie Diaz’s life, it’s starts a chain reaction of even worse things happening to him until he has a mental breakdown.
Whereas if Buck has a single second of peace in his life, the universe fucking kills him.
#Buck was like: you know I think things are gonna be alright#and Mother Nature said: sike. dead for three minutes and seventeen seconds#meanwhile Eddie was like: good thing I didn’t die in that well#and the universe said: actually you’re gonna get shot too and all your friends are dead. haha.#eddie diaz#buck buckley#911 abc#911 show
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close your eyes. take a deep breath. now imagine ruffnut thorston with roller skates.
#god help us all#we’re all gonna die#girl’s racing around like death is that one awkward person who avoids you in the hallway and you’re not sure why#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd rtte#race to the edge#rtte#ruffnut and tuffnut#ruffnut thorston#httyd ruffnut#roller skating
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*Minor spoilers*
The ending was so shit and rushed and anti climatic like it ALWAYS is, be fucking for real.
BUTTTTTT Adler is gonna be in the next black ops hahahahahah, im really gonna reach 30 years old at this point and still be simping for that man huh💀 so be it
I’m gonna post a full review soon once I’ve gathered my thoughts
#russell adler#black ops Cold War 6#call of duty black ops 6#I can’t lie overall I’m very underwhelmed :(#but I enjoyed it nonetheless#nothing really happened in this campaign#I was almost positive adler was going to die#he was very much side character#but look#of course I’m happy he’s alive#it’s all good and well just make him the main character in the next one thanks#don’t give us an ending that’s basically just a set up for the next game when you’re gonna make us wait like 4 years you know?
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You know I probably would have figured out something was up with me genderwise sooner if people assigned female at birth were not conditioned from a young age to absolutely loathe their bodies in order to sell beauty products and diets and unattainable standards
#spitblaze says things#very hard to recognize that the background radiation in ur life is dysphoria under the unrelenting pressure of societal misogyny!!!#like i understand where some people are coming from when they say that transmascs are only transitioning to escape misogyny#which like. fuckin hell i WISH that worked. this shit is inescapable#but also we arent transitioning because of misogyny. were transitioning in spite of it#the entire point of misogyny is to keep Those Who Are Not Men in line#im not 'escaping misogyny' any more than the lesbians who refuse to style themselves to heteronormative tastes#'yeah but passing trans men get male privilege' yea maybe socially. and its not like im fuckin asking for it. i dont want this shit#you think i asked for that shit?? you think stealth and passing transmascs dont push back against misogyny and patriarchy???#weve been on the other side. we know what its like#obvs theres gonna be shitty individuals but if ur letting like three or four dudes shape ur perception of a whole group thats another issue#got off track there but i suppose thats what the notes are for#anyway te/-rfs. die. womanhood is not defined by suffering and you’re all defeatest reactionary shitheads
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i’ve been listening to the same song on repeat for the past uh. 10 hours.
#[—✦ rambling#“ALL OR NOTHING”#“YOU’RE MY RIDE OR DIE”#it’s overdrive by conan gray </3#surprisingly it’s not currynoodles that it reminds me of#shocking i know 😭#it’s my obey me ship and i already have a sketch drawn out 😔💪#will i ever finish who knows#songs about driving just hit different especially if it is romantic#LMAO I JUST REALIZED SPOTIFY WRAPPED IS GONNA CALL ME OUT HDBDJDJ#excited for that to come out at the end of november (?)
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best greens
#cody#joyce manor#you blew it#origami angel#somewhere city#american football#americ anfootball#you’re gonna miss it all#modern baseball#twiabp#the world is a beautiful place & and i am no longer afraid to die#harmlessness#home like noplace is there#the hotelier
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I really love those K-dramas or Webtoons where the MC dies and suddenly wakes up 10 or 20 years earlier and instead of trying to find happiness they dedicate themselves to getting revenge on everyone who messed up their life. I’d absolutely love to read a Severus fic where he wakes up in his teenage years after death, and instead of trying to fix his mistakes, he spends all seven years at Hogwarts making life a nightmare for everyone who wronged him. Then, once he’s done with them and left them in terrible misery, he’d disappear to some tropical paradise to enjoy his renewed life with no guilt or need to prove to himself or anyone else that he’s a good person. But I guess that’s just my way of projecting my intense need not to fix men but to make them so much worse lol
#like making potter and black wanting to die#taking advantage of all the dark slytherins and then never follow them into the DE mess#making fun of voldemort like man you’re gonna be killed by a teeager what a loser#literally messing with everyone#severus snape#pro severus snape#pro snape#james potter#sirius black#marauders#marauders era#severus snape headcanons#severus snape defense#severus snape fandom
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Pristine Cut is so fucking good y’all!
I’ve played through The Cage, the new post-Adversary Fury, and just got through Happily Ever After. I’m actually crying right now, Happily was so good, I don’t even have words. I hope nobody ever gets it as their first playthrough first route, because so much of the dread rides on knowing something is very, very wrong when the formula breaks, and every single character goes to such interesting places, and…
The worst part? Hearing the Narrator’s development and knowing it’s not my last chapter for this run. I’m so sorry, buddy. I’m so, so sorry. I’m going to reset you, and you don’t get a say. I hate that I’m taking this away from you.
I mean, honestly, everything about this chapter was “the worst part” in the best way, but that’s the point where I couldn’t hold back the tears anymore.
Thank you for the dance, Happy. I’m glad you saw the stars.
#slay the princess#slay the princess spoilers#pristine cut#the pristine cut#stp pristine cut#pristine cut spoilers#Games#my life#mine#stp happily ever after#stp damsel#//#This whole chapter is so fucking uncomfortable. Such a perfect balance of comedy & dread. Such an excellent exploration of Damsel.#Everyone who said she was most like Broken? You’re right. You’re so so right. It goes so much further than#‘’I’m going to die now. I think that’s what you want.’’#Smitten fucking terrified me in this route and I’m going to be thinking about it all night.#I was aiming for Deconstructed as my next Princess for story arc purposes but… I’m gonna need to think about where I want to go next.#Happy has completely changed my perspective on this playthrough.#I love this chapter#and#I hate it#both#simultaneously#so much#(Seriously there are not words for how *VISCERALLY* uncomfortable it made me.)
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he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care
#sorry this is fucking UNINTELLIGIBLE but unfortunately i’m still on my bullshit about dr. daddyissues. yeah it’s gonna be all month#i am rotating episode 2.8 ‘the mistake’ in my head at breakneck speed. i am gnawing on it i want to swallow it#oh he’s such a lying liar who lies. charming little bastard. would rather die/lose his license than express one wholly unaffected emotion#‘he thinks not giving a crap makes him like house. like it’s something to aspire to’ quick question HOW serious do the daddy issues have to#be before you start latching on to fucking GREGORY HOUSE as a paternal figure and role model. really#even cameron is not down this bad. even WILSON is not down this bad.#the daddy issues of it all are very understandable though because even setting aside whatever went down back in childhood that shit his#father did to him in seasons 1-2 is SO messed up. jesus#imagine traveling all the way across the world to the hospital your son works in for a consult which confirms what you already knew: you’re#going to die of cancer in like 2 months. making a whole point out of stopping by to visit your son. not telling him what’s going on.#letting him spend a whole episode’s worth of time gradually coming to terms with his complicated feelings towards you (complicated on#account of a whole childhood of objectively awful parenting). the kid finally is able to try reaching back out to you. after YOU initiated#the contact in the first place. how do you react? well obviously by telling him ‘oh sorry i actually have to get in a taxi right now’ and#fucking back off to the other side of the world without giving him a chance to actually talk to you at all and resolve any of the emotions#you just dredged up. oh by the way you still haven’t fucking told him you’re about to die and in fact actively mislead him into thinking#he’s going to have the chance to try meeting with you again next time he visits your home country.#especially fucked up given that the whole reason it DID take your son so long to come around THIS time is that he feels like every time#he’s tried reaching out to you in the past you’ve just disappointed him by refusing to put in the effort to meet him there.#And Now Here We Are Again.#rowan what the FUCK is wrong with you. i want to dig you up and kill you again#house md#robert chase#caseyposting
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"he's a terrifying formidable killing machine" TO YOU. to me he's my precious honeybunch
#look at his sweet face 💕🥰😊😍❤️#begging him to ravish me until neither of us can breathe#then snuggle with me and kiss my forehead and tangle his limbs with mine#how is this asking too much#i’m obsessed with the way he fills out that armor#my man has those SHOULDERS#and his forearms???#i need my mouth on them stat#and i need them on either side of my head while he—#gonna get on my knees and lick all the blood off his hands#then probably die of an infection but it’s whatever#LOOK AT HIS FACE#HIS PERFECT FACE#mentally i am doing this man so good every night that we wake up all our neighbors and have like 8 kids in 4 years#this is the one and only man who could have me begging to have his baby#he’s that powerful idk#maximus let me love you like you’re meant to be loved#gently and sweetly and passionately and adoringly#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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