#you’re SO WRONG
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#I have seen in the last three days in my sick asked stare that same fucking discourse of why m*m ships and fiction are superior#and I’m tired!#if you like it fine great happy you have joy in your life#but if you think for one minute that there does exist decent m*f fiction and ships and fucking fantastic f*f fiction and ships#*doesn’t exist#you’re SO WRONG#stop thinking your inability to engage in meaningful ways and deconstruct your internalized misogyny is bc you’re engaging w/superior work#bc it’s not#maybe if you can’t find something you like it’s bc you haven’t looked hard enough#and maybe you should analyze why you have to look so hard as not a fault of the material your searching for#but if what is deemed likeable enough to be popular and widespread#I’m just a tired dyke who loves women and hates seeing them both real and fictional presented as unworthy in their love stories#when good ones exist!!!!!
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You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.
Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.
Kill the censor in your head.
#the redwall glorifying site can sure be squeamish about books with no more problematic premises#if you’re asking what’s wrong with redwall it’s the good/evil species essentialism and the one book that doubles down on it#but like you still read it if you want to write animals having cozy adventures so you’re not ignorant of half your own genre
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Congrats to the 33.5% of people who got it right!
ok I’m trying to see something here
#as an ex-novocastrian I wanna high five the 0.7% who picked my old home city#you’re so wrong#but thanks for thinking of us
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happy unofficial birthday to my son!!! 🎂
wondering what’s in that box…. (genuinely don’t know) (i rushed this) (badly)
#watch one of you say his present was a gun. i mean you’re not wrong but i wouldn’t be surprised if someone would say that#will solace#will solace fanart#solangelo#solangelo fanart#id feel guilty bc im making his birthday about solangelo… but i did the same for nicos birthday with less effort so whatever#nico di angelo#nico di angelo fanart#pjo#pjo fanart#pjo hoo toa tsats#pjo hoo#pjo hoo toa#the trials of apollo#pjoverse#pjo fandom#rrverse#my art#percy jackon and the olympians#riordan verse#riordanverse#artists on tumblr
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I don’t believe in gatekeeping at all but if you flat out admit to me that you’ve consumed little to ZERO of the canon media and have gotten all of your information based off of reading fluffy fic with woobified characters, I will not be taking ANY of your fandom opinions or meta seriously
#i will clarify: you’re more than allowed to have fun! write all the fic you want and play in the sandbox!#but do NOT ever act like you know what you’re talking about lol#‘canon is Wrong and i’ve only read fanfic so that makes me an expert on these characters uwu’#STOP IT NO#one of my friends thought i shouldn’t kick the beehive#but i’m ready#owl blabs
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if he’s your man then why is he jumping in front of lightning for me after he dumped your ass in prison and forgot about you
#like don’t get me wrong i know the real answer is that the narrative forgot about mai#and i do find it kind of ooc that zuko had literally no thoughts about mai till she showed up at his door lmao#but i still find this so fucking funny#zuko: katara i will risk death itself for you#also zuko in the same episode: oh shit it’s the loml totally forgot you’re still alive lmao#zutara#anti maiko
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Modern AU Bramie worst couple on gods green earth. She’s a college sophomore on a sports scholarship just trying to get through her classes. He works at Tywin Roy’s multi media empire bc nepotism and he sucks so hard at his job he couldn’t tell you his title. They met while she was on her daily 5 am jog outside of campus and found him hungover on a park bench after a two week bender with coke in his pocket and 30 missed calls and 55 suggestive texts from Cersei. She thinks he’s a bum but gives him her water bottle out of pity. They meet again a week later at some business soirée Tywin is throwing that Briennes dad got invited too and they meet eyes and immediately feel some kind of godawful connection they are Locked In now. He beelines over to her bc he subconsciously thinks she’s Mother Teresa but then verbally starts making fun of her for having a social climber daddy. She asks how his monthly detox at rehab was. They’re snippy with each other all night. A few days later she’s getting coffee with Sansa after class and she looks over to see who Briennes texting and goes why are you arguing with a thirty two year old man over his college sports highlight reels. Aaaaaand scene.
#asoiaf shitposting#she’s not even trying to go ‘I can fix him’ she just gets off on telling him he was born with a silver spoon up his ass#and he enjoys it#they’re terrible I love them#he doesn’t even go ‘you’re so mature for your age’ bc he acts like a twenty two year old anyway#it isn’t until he gets his first hard on after a particularly nasty argument that he goes I Feel Wrong
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you wonder why your cunt is often soaked with his cum when you wake up in the mornings—parts of it already leaked out, smeared and sticky between the inner of your thighs. you would know if your husband satoru fucked you in your sleep, you would’ve felt it, he is that big. but the truth is, as you soon find out, that he has a secret little thing, a morning ritual if you will, regarding that achy hardness in his boxers upon waking up he likes to involve you in, bc otherwise the relief is not that sweet. so, he strokes himself when you sleep still, his head slightly dipped in your cunt—holding back, but barely, from thrusting deep inside you—as he carefully works the load in his balls out, and inside you….why would he waste it after all when you’re right there beside him
#— ai rambles#i am so violent about this#if you think he will diligently get up and go to the bathroom to jerk it#you’re wrong#he has 0 shame he will do it right then and there#but he’ll let you sleep still…he cares for your rest but he’s also a bit selfish too#tw somno#tw somnophilia#[ ♡ ] — satoru
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pics of mgg that you probably never saw before or at least you don't see often <3
#last one is giving tony stark#if you disagree you’re wrong#i love how each of these has a completely different vibe#the fourth one is my fav#him in a hoodie is so not fair#matthew gray gubler#whoisspence
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Legacy Day will always be funny to me because when Raven and Apple see their futures it’s just:
#now I will always be an Apple white defender#but….yeah she was wrong for that lmao#Raven witnessing horrors#Apple: you’re so selfish :(#I love her#like it’s funny#ever after high#eah#raven queen#apple white#legacy day#justmythoughts
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Can you draw Dabi please?
beloved disaster lmao 🫡 🖤
☑️ art requests open-ish (im catching up!! hehe) 🤗✨
#lol my angst king you right but you’re wrong but you’re right but you’re wrong lol#lol I actually love him but I’m so bad at drawing him lol might redo this laaater#dabi todoroki#toya todoroki#todoroki#mha#bnha#mha art#my hero academia art#pjseveryday#illustration#anime art#art#fanart#sketchbook#my hero academia
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“Genderqueer people aren’t human” Hell yeah I’m not a human! I’m a cryptid and I’m going to eat you!
#queerphobes use this insult and it’s like uhh do you know how many genderqueers would love to be anything but human???#I’ve heard so many genderqueers say I want to be a cryptid/monster/demon etc so best to come up with a better insult#also I don’t know what you think a human is but you’re clearly wrong#genderqueer#transgender#nonbinary#agender#enby#genderfluid#genderflux#bigender#demigender#demigirl#demiboy#xenogender#lgbtqia#queer#queerphobia#transphobes#funny#lol#humor#dark humor
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every time queer discourse surges on this site everyone is so quick to jump to “it was actually the evil lesbians who divided us” because y’all heard the term “political lesbian” and never bothered to figure out what that meant
#‘political lesbians’ were and are predominantly STRAIGHT WOMEN#and a good chunk are bi#what don’t you understand about these women thinking lesbianism is a CHOICE? that it’s only used by women as a reaction to the patriarchy?#like lesbians can’t possibly like women and not men for any reason that isn’t some deep-seated hatred for men?#they all think lesbianism is dirty and impure and here you people are saying that this is PROGRESSIVE#and that they actually think that lesbianism is some golden standard for its purity???? you guys are so fucking stupid oh my god#you go on and on about learning your queer history until it comes to lesbians and then you’re perfectly happy rewriting our culture#and narrative#wtf is wrong with you people#and y’all braindead mfs use this to act like men are actually oppressed by the meanie dykes#i hate y’all#but none of y’all actually give a shit about lesbians so i guess im yelling into a void#lesbophobia#top posts#neon talks#LOL at the fucking idiot who reblogged this and tagged it ‘misandry’ not sure how you got that from my post but i hope your day sucks <3
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Procrastination doodles of sabo for the king sabo au :)
#one piece#sabo#king sabo au#I wonder sometimes if I keep thinking about this au because i like putting my blorbo through crushing existential nightmares#something something. it must feel so wrong to him. to be born like this and know that he’s not suppose to be there#but not having the memories of times in the wild with his brothers to contextualize why he feels wrong or where he’s supposed to be instead#directionless. knowing that he has to exist for some reason but not the reason that everyone around him tells him he should exist for#and continuing to try to bridge the cognitive dissonance through fallacy after fallacy until he is in too deep to escape#anyways. thinking about Him#Him is the academia mentality of ‘just keep going and you’ll eventually reach the light at the end of the tunnel’#‘because you’ve tried so hard to get here and surely you must belong here because you’re so academically highly-achieving’#does that make sense? maybe the parallel is a bit of a reach. I could write an essay about it tbh#I love this au lmao it’s both a lot of projecting and a great chance to be like ‘god I can make him so much worse’
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I’m now realizing I could never be in Starfleet. The spoons are too weird
#FORGET that it doesn’t exist that isn’t what we’re doing here today#yeah all those designer Star Trek spoons are very fancy and wrong#big spoon? die. little spoon? yes thank the stars you’re here#TINY SPOONS FOR LIFE#I feel a similar way about the forks#starfleet silverware#BUT I am VERY INTO THE CUPS so maybe we can reprogram the replicator just don’t let captain Jway do it#I probably should’ve realized my neurodivergence sooner huh? smh
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just saw asteroid city last night, pls explain the proposed significance of the kiss!!
answering this publicly hope thats ok! cant do a readmore im on mobile *****asteroid city spoilers below beware*****
i dont remember anyones names so this is gonna sound partly unhinged. okay so the edward norton playwright and jason schwartzman actor (not character, in the black and white parts) are lovers right. tbh i thought this was kind of a gag and forgot about it. but later we find out that the playwright died 6 months into the production. i didnt make the connection that THAT’s why the actor-jason has to suddenly leave the stage and freaks out backstage about how he’s not sure he’s Doing it right. hes not talking about acting!! because he himself is literally grieving his lover while he’s playing a character who’s grieving his wife written by his lover so obviously it’s too much!!! actor-jason is trying to find meaning in his death through his writing but there isnt any meaning in death [gerris drinkwater voice] which is what the play is trying to say anyway. he doesnt think he’s performing grief right even in his own life!!! (and tbh it’s the 50s so he wouldnt be able to perform grief publicly anyway!!!!) the play starts with a car accident… anyone would search for some hidden meaning there, some sign…. so when he talks to margot robbie outside it’s not really about finding the CHARACTER’s motivations it’s about the actor himself being able to process the playwright’s death! and adrien brody director was probably also dealing with that too (him and norton seemed to be good buddies) so the whole “sleeping backstage” thing gets a bit sadder maybe? maybe everyone else got this in the theatre and im just stupid lol but crazy making stuff to me!!! the whole story is about sublimated gay grief that cannot be expressed?!?!
the tweet that caught me onto this was here which posits that the playwright’s death was a suicide but i think that’s pretty stupid and unnecessary because the whole thing about the play asteroid city is that death is random and meaningless. im pretty sure that’s what the alien represents— a shocking and absurd event that isnt outright evil or menacing, not something anyone can predict or make sense of, it’s just a thing that happens to you out of nowhere, it doesnt mean anything. he’s a little black figure, he’s death! giving and taking! aagh
#you’re the wife who played my actor :(#posthumus#asteroid city#imagine youre in love with a playwright and he writes a play before he even meets you about how you cant get over his death which hasnt#happened yet. id go insane too#im going to see it again to see how this informs the whole thing because its driving me crazy#rewatching the performances knowing that they're performing people performing. augh.#remember when bryan cranston accidentally appears in frame. rending my garments#also ‘you cant wake up until you fall asleep’ confused me a bit but then i remembered that the margot robbie scene was supposed to be put o#as a dream sequence and it makes sense now. thanks#aliens are the new fairytale monster symbol of death. the ultimate Unknowable#EDIT okay i read the wikipedia summary got some facts wrong adrien brody is sleeping in the theatre during rehearsals so its not because of#the playwright’s death he’s just like that.
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