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In Lisbon’s Brain: shit... what underwear did I put on this morning? Oh, the sports bra? That's not the best... maybe I can change before dinner?
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the dragons in general just remind me of ghost a lot i think they'd like the band
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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.
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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.
the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)
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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:
Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?
Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:
Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???
Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?
Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!
Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now
Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that
Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?
[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]
Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.
Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)
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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.
#jason: are you sure your boss wont be mad?#jeremy: he's only mad like 50% of the time im sure we'll be fine#jeremy: also we hate working for him.#jason todd absolutely treats his employees well u cant convince me otherwise#dick after the mission: the HELL was that??#jason fondly: just my goon children. im so proud of them for moving onto weapons trade instead of drug dealing :)#dick: that man was older than you. pretty sure most of them were older than BRUCE#jason: dont disrespect my family like that.#dick: Jason IM your family. i was literally held at knifepoint during your little reunion and you did NOTHING#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#dc comics#incorrect quotes#headcanon#crack#fanatical posting
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I feel like Clay is still funny, he just doesn’t like to show it for obvious reasons, so he’s really witty and hilarious, but discreet about it. Like picture him and Viva Doing Something Important, and someone will say something, he’ll mutter something to Viva under his breath and her soul will leave her body laughing- but nobody knows what’s going on, because Clay is Just Sitting There and obviously Not Laughing, so Vivas just laughing??? By herself??? Which would make her laugh harder I think.
#he weaponises his humor and you cannot convince me otherwise#yeah sure he’s serious when he wants to be#but if he doesn’t want you to be serious#you wont be#trolls band together#trolls#dreamworks trolls#realizations#trolls 3#trolls Clay#trolls viva#tell me I’m wrong
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just finished playing forspoken and I really enoyed it! The mechanics are a little janky and take some getting used to and the pacing wasn't brilliant - espcially given how uncessarily large the map is (im looking at you praenost) but I had a lot of fun with it and the lore was compelling enough that I'm sad it won't be further explored in the sequel they were clearly setting up :( also, as a lesbian, loved how women-centric it was and also tanta olas and tanta sila who are my wives actually <3
#frey and auden are also wives and I wont be convinced otherwise <3#broke her out of prison then tried to cook her a meal to say thanks for saving her dad despite not being able to cook and annihilating it ❤#that guard continously saying auden was worrying about her then the aftergame 'i dont know why i worry you always come home safe' line 😭#plus you're telling me auden got famously retired smith of the tantas johedy to make her an amulet to give to frey just to keep her safe!!!#it also absolutely did not deserve the hate it got paticularly regarding the dialogue which I thought was funny and tonally appropriate#like frey and cuffs banter was one of my favourite parts#also the plentitude of cats won me over when i had like seven of them chilling in the refuge with me popping out of pots and floating 😭❤️
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you know the argument against vaccines is hilarious because they're so afraid of children "getting autism" from them but not afraid of the horrible, potentially deadly diseases their children could get from not being vaccinated LIKE EVEN IF A VACCINE COULD POTENTIALLY GIVE SOMEONE AUTISM RIGHT
IS HAVING AUTISM REALLY AS BAD AS GETTING FUCKING POLIO IS IT REALLY
#c shut up#we went to lunch w my moms bf and her#and her bf tried to tell me theres no way im vaccinating my babies and i said it is not up for debate they will be vaccinated they are MY#literal children????????? like who are you to have a single ounce of a say in this??????????????#and he was like ok ok but im gonna keep trying to convince you otherwise i wont stop cause u know they cause autism#my moms also convinced of this and convinced they cant go to public school or the school will shove the#quote on quote gay agenda#down their throats#im so tired
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G- GOODTIMESWITHSCAR
#anyway if you havent seen mune go watch it these are the chaaracter designs ever#and this guy is so scar coded you wont convince me otherwise#most scar like design ever#btw mumscarian au with these designs#im done i promise jshdkfjhsd#gtws#stiff talk#goodtimeswithscar
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today my coworker turned to my mentor and told him there was something about him that was just inherently likable and turned to me and told me i should work on being less giggly if i wanted to be taken seriously in life
#there's very very little she could say that could offend me at this point. cause i know how she is#but it was quite funny#after that she went 'have you ever had anyone dislike you?' to him#and he went 'hmm. maybe when i was like 6'#(she's not wrong he's probably the most charismatic person i know)#(and i'm glad he's on my side. that boy has convinced management to do SO many things on my behalf that would have taken forever otherwise)#unfortunately i do believe that charm is something people inherently have and can't be learned. otherwise I would Steal It from him#i would be Unstoppable if I had just a lil bit of charisma in me#unfortunately. i do not. so instead. i must communicate instead of manipulate my way through life#: / one of them is a lot more boring than the other#also he's an ASSHOLE. he's genuinely a dick like 70% of the time#it's just that he's also horribly horribly likeable/charming#so people don't notice/ don't get mad about it#i was telling him this earlier today. he asked me something and i was like 'u know ur an asshole right.'#just cause no one else is brave enough to tell him doesn't mean i WONT.#i just. i'm so jealous of That part of him. where he's so fucking mean but people still bend over backwards to help him#it's also the pretty privilege. cause he looks like an Abercrombie model.#ok goodbye#daily tumblr rant for my mental health#(not daily i prommy. like. biweekly)
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Who told Shirley Jackson to go So Off with The Haunting of Hill House?? Who told her to make me question the sanity and reality of the main character we follow, and whether the house was ever supernatural to begin with, or simply an eerie spectre, silently watching over its occupants, as they lost themselves to unease and delirium?
Anyway, I reread it itching about my lack of having The Crucible or Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf on hand. Man.... Man, at least I had this one to thumb through and finish again.
#liveblogging#the haunting of hill house#writing#yea we're talking about the book and not the show alright#im talking about Eleanor and Theodora#who BTW... classic friends-to-enemies-to-reluctant-friends-to-lovers???? arc#love to see it#also the older sister who used to own Hill House most certainly was in gay love and had a gay companion actually#no you wont convince me otherwise on the matter#and that town and the younger sister drove that companion to SUICIDE??? homophobia at its finest#imagine falling in love with a messed up evil house so much that you smash your car into a tree lol lmao#Shirley you were so real for that
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...them.
#Yong Jegun and Kim Shinrok are so gay for each other you cant convince me otherwise#I have so many feelings about these two 5000 yr old man who couldn't be honest with each other#but luckily Euishin intervened#(they still aren't that honest with each other but I'll take what I can get)#i want to scream about them so much#they have the type of relationship a long married couple would have (no not really)#but really. look me in the eyes and tell me you wont ship them even after reading so much about them in the novel#I cried a lot in Yong Jegun's replay#I BECAME AN EMOTIONAL WRECK BECUZ OF THEIR CONVERSATION (ALONE! JUST THE TWO OF THEM!) AT THE DRAGON PALACE#I WAS SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING BECAUSE OF THEM
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gojo and geto be the biggest bullies fr fr. teacher au but they would still go in with that bully mentality. @getouh
#✧ → ʙʟᴇssᴇᴅ & sᴛʀᴇssᴇᴅ ( ᴏᴏᴄ. )#getouh#you cant convince me otherwise#they were bullies as teens#and 10 years later they would be menaces on campus#they would get scolded by yaga tho#but rip utahime and ichiji#like ya'll wont survive
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Kim's butt is really fun to draw
#clothes and unclothed...#anyone who says 'what butt' I'll steal your kneecaps#he has a juicy lil apricot butt and you wont convince me otherwise#kim kitsuragi#lieutenant kim kitsuragi#disco elysium
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The thing about Bang Won in this episode (31) is that he decides he needs to be An Adult. He ties his hair, he moves out of his family home, he gets himself soldiers, and he even gets someone who will serve him in the future. And by the end of the episode, he has his last playful date with Boon Yi, because he knows he can't be the same person he once was now that everything is like this. He thought he had more time, more power, more everything. But now he understands how foolish he was to even think that way, so he goes on his grown-up journey and whatever. So it's kind of amazing that this is the moment they share their first kiss, especially after saying Boon Yi can't keep calling his name like she used to. Even though he has to grow up, and by default can't have any weaknesses such as a commoner being so casual to him, a nobleman (and future royal), even though this love for Boon Yi started when he was young and idealistic... The love for Boon Yi was never just young love, wasn't something silly or a thing to make the days go by. Bang Won love for her was always the real deal and even after going through that type of transformation and making such a hard request, that's the moment he breaks and kisses her because what he feels for her transcends all of that. It's just almost as strong as his desire to conquer it all, I think Which reminds me of My Dearest and Arthdal Chronicles, where both royal characters decided they loved a commoner, that love always felt more like possession than love itself. Almost like colonization. I want you for myself because I can have you, so who are you to deny me etc etc etc. But Bang Won is different in that regard. Boon Yi and him were always equals in his heart and that's why he allowed her to speak to him casually, even when his own wife can't. So the difference here is that Boon Yi will never love the type of world he wants to create, and he knows that and he isn't (so far, at least) forcing her to do so. He isn't interested in a Boon Yi he can control, a person who will do whatever he says... Which is a lot coming from the Yi Bang Won. So, anyways, I am indeed very sad because I know my history and I know this won't end with them happily raising kids with Muhyul and Da-Kyung.
#six flying dragons#my two brain cells are talking#can you see Im DYING#i guess there's a lot i could say about politics but this show is about love!!!!!!!! you wont convince me otherwise
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I think fans have a right to be disappointed if a person they look up to is constantly dating or choosing to engage with trashy people, especially when they also say things like "I date regular people" but we never see that 😐
i mean you have a "right" to feel disappointed sure, i'm just saying i find that funny because i guess i have close to zero expectations from celebrities no matter how much i might like them. also PLEASE, people who keep saying they want harry to "date a regular person" would flip their shit if he just dated some random girl. she would be thorn to shreds lol like that poor woman would not last a second. we're talking about a fandom who digs through hours of instagram footage to be able to find a scrap of evidence of how some girl he was seen with ONCE is "problematic". ppl say they want him to date "regulars" but lbr if that "regular person" was not them they would throw the biggest fit.
#they dont mean they want harry to date a random woman they mean they want harry to date them dfjkhdfg#that's what that means sorry you wont convince me otherwise#ANYWAY this has been fun for a hot second i'm gonna go back to never speaking abt this again <3#anonymous#answered#harry styles
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I need white people to shut the fuck forever about how scars form and heal, and how they "aren't that bad looking" when talking to dark skinned people
Yeah a white scar doesn't look that bad or obvious on your white ass skin, but when I'm multiple shades darker than you a bold white scar IS PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS
#supremely pissed at the advice I've been given by my white friends#i was treating my wound to the best of my knowledge to ensure i had minimal scaring (bc its in an area i want tattooed in the future)#and then they go and give me advice and are like and even if it scars it should be fine it'll fade and then you wont notice it!#like no you dipshits. it fades on YOUR skin because you're white and a white scar eventually bleeds into the background of your skin#since i started following their advice you can see an obvious demarcation in my wound healing from thin minimal dark scar to now a wider#white and stretched scar#im so unbelievably angry rn that i let them convince me otherwise#i dont mind having scars this isn't a beauty thing. its a practical thing. yeah ik you can get tattoos over scars if you pay good money#but shocker i didnt want to have to pay more money than I would have had my cut healed properly#like man oh man you'd think id know how deep wounds heal on dark skin after having it all my life and seeing how my parents wounds healed#also you can lighten dark marks on skin like scars or those fade on my skin. giant white scar tissue doesnt darken to match my skin#so believe it or not i planned and thought about this in depth. im just so angry i let them change my mind and now theres nothing i can do
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they just sit up bolt up right in the middle of the night and scare the living daylights out red & duck : LESLEY!
#🌈���𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐦𝐞 . 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬#im still under the impression that the trio share a room you wont convince m otherwise#its literally in the original series and in the opening#that scene with the lamp talking about the after life was totally just a zoom in to a single bed for shot purposes don't fight me i'll win
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