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THE MENTALIST + SERIALIZD REVIEWS

where in the world is carmine o'brien?

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I'm just thinking about "Messy women make good lovers" x "You're messy on the inside" and going feral 😭😭😭😭

And this is the face of someone who can 100% guarantee that (the way he looks at her 😭😭 and people say they don't have sexual chemistry)

I'm losing my mind over them lately

Who says that?! Point me at them... I just wanna talk 🔪👊

I love how with the first comment he didn't really know (with her) vs the second comment where he knew she was both messy on the inside and a good lover 😏 she proved him right on the first thing without even trying 🙃🫠

That's okay, come, be feral with us...it's goooood

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I know jisbon is happily married with kids but idk I'm still so angry about jane and kristina going on a date (I'm watching this episode rn and 🤒🤒)

Dear anon,

I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about... who's Kristina? What's a date? Lmaoo. No but really, sadly I could not sever this from my brain (i did try). So, I choose to look at it this way.

Jane wanted to try and find "normality" which meant dating. He wanted to see how that shoe fit (so to speak) so he chose to go with someone that it wouldn't matter if it went horrible, if he realised (which ultimately he did) that he couldn't move on just yet. Kristina wasn't a foundation in his life, she was a moving part. Transient. Easy to cycle out. He wanted to date Lisbon, but if he fucked that up, he risked losing a pillar in the life he had. He risked losing a best friend, a confidant, and ultimately the love of his new life. He wouldn't risk that until he was sure he could be the man she deserved. (Sweet man, she would have said yes at almost any point!)

Look, I might be way too generous (or simply delusional) but I live in this space quite happily.

They both chose flings (hers more primal - girl had an itch) that wouldn't form actual attachments because they wanted each other.

The end. 🫡😭

PS: I love when people send me these, just out here giving me a reason to talk about my OTP.

Now, take your medicine (look at her little thumb!) and call me in the morning x

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In this house we stan Annie Lisbon and ship Season 8 Wylibeth for clear skin.

TMSOURCE's Episode of the Week ↳ WEEK 36 ✧ 4x06 — "Where in the World is Carmine O'Brien"

I basically raised that punk and his brothers. It's not my fault if he doesn't communicate!

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flawless people - robin tunney

“I used to have magical powers in The Craft and fight crime on The Mentalist. Now I watch my kid bang on shit full time.”

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I found all the best people I know through that site 🥹🥹

And tentacle porn. 🙃🫠

I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own

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Continues to be them

Them.

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Lol I'm watching the Mashburn episodes, and I just love how Jane goes from "Oh, you deserve some fun, Lisbon, go out with the guy" when he sees she's not interested in him to "why are you so obsessed with him, i don't get it" as soon he notices some sparkles 🤭🤭 my jealous jane, i love you so much ~~lol sorry for the random message I just needed it to get it out of my chest~~

SKSKSKSKS

He was shooketh!! And I will die on the hill that he knew she was in his hotel room when he went to see Mashburn.

Also, can we just appreciate how fecking hot she looked. Like MA'AM ...

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Oh look... I found some deleted Jisbon scenes.

If you correct me, we're going to have words.

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He acts like he doesn't care about anything, but I see the way he looks at his girlfriend.

We've all seen that

The Mentalist - 6x16 - Teresa Lisbon

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😭😭😭😭😭

TV Appreciation Week '24 Day 3 : favourite couple/dynamic | JANE X LISBON

Even after all these years, you're still a mystery to me.

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Still them.

Them.

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Never wanted to be a coffee stirrer more in my life...

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The little look she gives him is EVERYTHING and he looks worried she'll see Pike and think she made a mistake choosing Jane 😭😭😭

My man... she's loved you for years. She's not going anywhere.

PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON Nothing But Blue Skies 

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Jack Traven, I'd drink your bathwater.

Keanu Reeves As Jack Traven

In SPEED (1994)

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IF YOU DONT VOTE MARRY,

I WILL 🔪 💀YOU

You've been warned.