#you sound stupid as fuck.

[jennrypan]

"If you don't like minimum wage, just get a better job or just go to college !"

...Ohh oh!! Or better idea! You choke on a dick and kys :D. Like good for you, you have the money and motivation for fucking college, want a model cunt?? Sometimes college degrees don't do shit depending on what you're even going for and then you have to take out loans and other nonsense.

God people who say that stupid shit makes me VIOLENT. I need yall dead, like actually die 😶

[pickled-flowers]

Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult 👍 hope that helps

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

[lotus-pear]

the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

[the-meme-monarch]

funny streamers i like have been 'playing' kingdom hearts union x and I haven't finished the vod yet but they're on some cinderella quests and i was overcome with Man I Should Watch Cinderella Again. i remember watching that movie all the time as a kid having such strong feelings about it (i am not paying for it as I watch it now)(I own the dvd)(am I watching it on the dvd? that's a secret I'll never tell) and I was having a good time before suddenly it ruined it bc I forgot and was reminded how they just made a cat evil for no reason. maybe the strong feelings were i hated it

[greelin]

[starkspi]

From "Unadulterated Loathing" in which Charlie chains these two idiots accidentally together by @otsmosis (who made this comment at the end of the last chapter and inspired me to do whatever this is above)

[pocket-deer-boy]

I’m fully expecting matt’s twitter behavior rn to be an intentional harassment campaign of constantly poking and prodding at trans women until they say something that could potentially be construed as a death threat and then retaliating in full force to attempt to get them banned off of twitter as well. I mean, he really, REALLY wants to interpret these things as death threats.

[shmaroace]

if people keep insisting that aromanticism and asexuality are phases then i'll start telling them that being allo is a phase.

oh, you feel romantic and sexual attraction? don't worry, you'll grow out of it.

you're dating someone? you'll probably change your mind later!

you're too young to know that you feel attraction, wait a few years!

you're just faking attraction for attention, obviously!

[solarpunkani]

Am I legally allowed to say that

“Solarpunk started as an aesthetic/literary movement so stop getting pissy when you see a lot of aesthetic/literary stuff in the tags and convos people have about it.”

And

“Solarpunk has and continues to rapidly evolve to include much more than aesthetics and thats great and valid and awesome expanding our aesthetic ideals into tangible work we can do for a better future and better now is fantastic.”

And

“With that being said, you don’t have to diss on the people who post mostly aesthetic stuff, and you don’t have to try and act like solarpunk was Always a Political/Radical Action Movement and had no history as an aesthetic/literary genre in order for your actions to be Valid.”

Are all points that can and should coexist?

[colddeepwater]

Yall the weird nerodivergent kids are eating well this summer with the book of bill coming out, new fnaf game AND will wood doing a remastered version of the normal album I'm so fucking happy

[skelespidey]

people who don't sh trying 2 act like they get it is actually so funny 2 me like bro fym "dont sh for attention only do it if you have a reason!!" you do realize sumtimes there js is no reason..

[monochromeia]

Wangxian high school AU where Lan Wangji thinks that Wei Wuxian is being bullied by Jiang Cheng and keeps standing up for him despite thinking WWX is annoying and neither WWX nor JC tell him that they're brothers because this is infinitely funnier

[rnelodyy]

guys please im literally begging yall to understand that "the gods should have interfered when i was a hurt and scared little kid begging them for help" and "the gods shouldnt be forcing themselves onto mortals by way of colonial incursion" are not contradictory statements. ashton's perspective is flawed and biased due to their own experiences sure but its not hypocritical.

[sapphorror]

See. The funny thing about Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom is that it's easily the worst example of Zim exacting extremely out of proportion vengeance and wasting an absurd amount of resources in order to spite Dib... except it's technically not.

Because listen. Despite that simulation being one of the most horrifying, violating, mentally scarring things to ever happen to Dib—and that is NOT a low bar—it wasn't actually an act of intentional violence on Zim's part. The point of the simulation wasn't to punish Dib, it was to prove his guilt, and in true Zim fashion amazing amounts of damage are brought about through a totally different means than intended, most likely without Zim ever realizing his miscalculation. I mean, come on! He gave Dib nice imaginary things. What could possibly be traumatic about that?

Zim's actual act of vengeance was just another muffin to the face—which makes this episode, from a certain POV, the most perfectly proportionate act of retaliation that Zim's ever enacted.

[fairyhaos]

FOUR THOUSAND FAIRYHAOS ENJOYERS WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you so much everyone. im so serious. i say this all the time but i genuinely did Not expect so many people to love me and the things i write like,,,, that's insane to me??????? and for there to be FOUR THOUSAND. i think that's more people than ive actually met in person in my entire life and to think there are THAT MANY of you with me is just. i can't even express how incredible and amazing that is.

I LOVE YOU ALL and while i don't have anything prepared (i didn't expect this to happen so soon HELPPP) i am giving u all big smacking forehead kisses as we speak!!!!!!!!! 💗💗💗💗

thank you. i love you. and again, i love you all. thank you so much. <3