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[starkspi]

From "Unadulterated Loathing" in which Charlie chains these two idiots accidentally together by @otsmosis (who made this comment at the end of the last chapter and inspired me to do whatever this is above)

[panevanbuckley]

anyone else's tabs filled with multiple half-read fics like some sort of tragic fanfic cemetery because a new hyperfixation grabbed hold of you with an iron grip and refused to let go or is it just me??

[volivolition]

with kisses like these, who needs magnesium?

[p1x1x]

what indeed…!

[candyriku]

I just posted my incredibly self-indulgent retired ballerina Soriku AU oneshot over on Ao3, so I drew this to celebrate! :)

Title: Pas De Deux

Rating: G

Words: 2,178

Chapters: 1/1

[sanjisblackasswife]

I forgot who said it but someone told me that I had a super organized and easy to read master list and I must say….yes

Yes tf I do n it love it sm.

[silverview]

simon says + the last weekend

[astral-schools]

a brief respite, and an experiment

transcription below

D: "Wizard, are you alright?" A: "I'm okay. Just tired. The past few days have been a lot, you know?" D: "I understand."

D: "You have been in motion almost constantly. Living things need… rest. Hibernation? Sleep. And as far as I can recall, you have gotten very little in our time together."

A: "I've been busy! You needed help, and then the people here needed my help, then there was the whole thing with the Old One. I haven't had time to rest." D: "I see…"

D: "You are trying to do good, right? To help everyone? Yes, I cannot find fault in such a motivation. I still think you should take a moment to recover your strength. Something tells me you will need it."

D: "But I will not question your lack of sleeping."

(He leans back against the wall.) A: "Can I try something?" D: "Try what?"

A: "Trust me?" D: "I do."

D: "What-- What is--" A: "I'm hugging you." D: "…Oh."

A: "Wasn't entirely sure it would work. But I figured if the World Synth was making you real enough to be seen, and real enough to interact with things, maybe it'd make you real enough for this, too."

D: "A re-- reasonable assumption. This is nice. This is-- good." A: "I'm glad it's not too much."

D: "Oh, no, I am completely overwhelmed. But it is worth it."

[presiding]

you'll never guess which level we're up to in this dishonored 2 rewrite

[loopiess]

Why did i draw this? I felt like drawing the sillies dancing.

[crimeboys]

rewatching the part where wilbur and tommy go to las nevadas for quackity's "apology" and losing my mind over the scene where wilbur's like "please don't make fun of my poetry ):" and tommy goes "sorry wilbur. i forgot you're like god"

[zorosdimples]

if you want more info about any of the wips, you can send me an ask and i’ll either share a few lines or a brief explanation!

[elbowreveal]

VIP (very important pig)

[wannaeatramyeon]

I just reread some chapters and I just have to ask, in your opinion, why are Jake and Jerry so scared of my girl Luah😭 What did she do to them

Big Deal Shenanigans: Lua is back

Jerry slams open the meeting room door, dripping with sweat. "Lua is back!"

Jake blinks, taking a moment to process then he stands up abruptly, chair falling back and hitting the ground with a clatter. "Lua is back?"

Jerry nods. "She's back."

Jason, a split second later, pops his head round the doorway, "Lua's back?!"

Jake confirms it. "Yeah, Lua is back."

"Who's back?" A second head appears around the doorway, Brad this time.

"Lua!" The men chorus.

"Lua?!" The blood drains from Brad's face.

"Who's Lua?"

Four heads simultaneously whip around to stare at Lineman. What a question.

.

.

"That's Lua," Jake whispers, as the Big Deal boys peer around the corner, heads stacked on top of one another with Jerry at the tippity top.

Lineman watches her walking down the barren street, suitcase rolling behind her. She looks very normal, all things considered. From the way they spoke about her, he was expecting something of a monster.

He tells the rest of the guys this and they all gasp in shock.

"You have no idea," Jason says as Jake mutters "No idea at all".

"She's a menace," Brad agrees, and the rest of the men nod their heads sagely.

"She can fight, she's not part of a harem, she's fiery," Their boss explains, situated at the bottom of the stack, and down on all fours.

Lineman scratches his head. He doesn't get why any of these are negatives.

"She has a..." Brad tries to suppress a shiver and fails, "a personality."

"Still a plot device," Jerry murmurs and the rest of the men look up at him in confusion, "Sorry," he offers, looking contrite, "didn't mean to break the fourth wall."

[sysig]

The brainworms are winning, clearly (Patreon)

[tricksterlatte]

Genuinely think this contrast is the funniest thing ever. It’s just that yearbook meme like, “Akechi.”

And then, right next to Detective Prince Akechi in red-tinted sunglasses with a casual, murderous offer, “The cooler Akechi.”

Is he cooler? Maybe, maybe not, but he has worse issues to consider than just his vibes! Go off, you feral gay loser! Kill it for me, haha you’re so sexy king!