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ALL I EVER WANTED WAS THE WORLD
#I cant help that I need it all#the primadonna life the rise and fall#you say that im kinda difficult#but its always someone elses fault#got you wrapped around my finger babe#you can count on me to misbehave
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Announcement: GOAL!
Hi! So we finally made it to day 100 - the goal I set out to do from the start but had no idea if I could actually reach lol.
I made this blog in the middle of dealing with art block. I hadn't really been feeling inspired to draw or create much for about a year.
The longest I've ever lasted on a daily drawing challenge before this was day 3. Now that I've made it to day 100 and I'm finally starting to get ideas and inspiration again, I'm satisfied :]
This is NOT the end of the blog. Just a hiatus until the next art block, which (let's be real) will probably be sooner than later lol.
Thank you to everyone who's been following along so far. I really, genuinely appreciate all the tags and comments and familiar faces.
Until next time! <3
#gonna keep the rambling in the tags ->#i've also kind of been hit with something similar to the ao3 author curse in the time of this challenge#i found it really difficult to keep up sometimes because of all the stuff going on. to name one i got hospitalised. and as a result of#what happened im now working on getting a diagnosis for multiple sclerosis lol#i have a lumbar puncture scheduled soon so i hope that goes well#it's funny looking at some of the days on this blog knowing the context behind them lol. but the fact that i did it anyways makes me feel#kinda proud you know? but i definitely need a break for a minute lmao#ill definitely revisit this blog. if anyone reading this is struggling with creative block i would recommend daily challenges. it helped a#LOT for me. though 100 days might not be for everyone hahah#anyways everyone say good job toast#zelda daily announcement
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OH ARTHUR BENNETT.. such a gorgeous and intriguing character. terribly burdened by a GRUESOME set of crimes, his light suffocated by a HEAVY century of GUILT. so tragic, so dark and broody, and yet PAINFULLY awkward in any social setting ever
#jrwi fanart#cw blood#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#arthur bennett#OUHH THIS ONE WAS SITTING IN MY WIPS FOR SO LOOOONGwhen i took it out there was mould on it :sob:#BUT i think i was able to fix it up okay#i keep seeing SO MANY MISTAKES RRAAAHHH BUT YOU DONT SEE THEM RIGHT?? THATS ONLY ME. RIGHT?? EXACTLY.#THE KEY IS TO SAY. AND REPEAT AFTER ME. 'FUUUCK IT WE BALL#so anyway. arthur bennett huh? grizzly says that arthur is reaal fuckin difficult to play. and i SUPER get that. i mean LOOK AT HIM..#grizz often needs a minute to think abt what hes gonna say in a way that matches w that Stoic Personality. which is FAIR but also that#ends up making way for awkward confrontations like: the lady in the parky lot. he took too long to answer and scared her away.& I LOVE THAT#arthur is tragic and sad and cool and stoic but hes ALSO awkward and silly and kinda dumb and short sighted. HE HAS COMPLEXITIES#I LOVE WHEN TTRPG CHARACTERS HAVE A GOOD SET OF SHORTCOMINGS. ESPECIALLY WHEN U FIND THEM ONLY AS U PLAY THEM.#I COULd go on and on saying the same things w different words abt arthurs intriguing and entertaining character but i shall spare u. for no#ILL ALSO MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE HIS FLAVOR THO.. I LOVE TALL HOT BOY WHOS ONE W THE DARKNESS.. I REMEMBER WHEN HE FIRST MENTIONED THE#BADLUCK. N I WAS LIKE OOOHH THATS WHY HIS DESIGN IS SO COOL N CHAOTIC N ASYMMETRICAL. HES UNLUCKY!!! i love love love his design so much...#GRaaauruguguraguhhghghgh what else what else is there for me to spew on abt...i think im reachin a limit here..OH MAGNUS. i hope that#we get to know more abt how magnus and arthur met.. like How they became besties... ouuhh... I ALSO WANNA KNOW MORE ABT MARY DAVIS. LIKEHOW#he also apparently spent alotta time in a zone dominated by edward twilight? all he remembers is constant partying? I WANNA KNOW MORE..#i think i got room 4 one more ramble SO. THE ART PIECE.as i said its gone a lil stale BUT. im still very proud o the bits where hes allScar#I WANNA SEE HIM GET SCARYMORE. I like the idea of shadows solidifying to make him strange and eerie.like TEETH n CLAWS n SPINES n YESS#also the SILVER EYES.no1 does silver eyes like the show Claymore. they make em look so striking and eerie...i also like to think that#human arthur had deep beautiful brown eyes.just in my beaitufl heart.i mean look at him..i wanna cook him n eat him.ANYWAY#i think thats all my ramblin for this piece. now i gotta go cancel a single day i had ata hotel bc my work schedule change last minute FUCK#feel free to ramble in my tags aswell tho i read all of them and i chew on thenm and i love them so sos os mcuh
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The interesting experience of being pro Sasuke, anti konoha, pro tobirama, anti Naruto ending, pro Sasusaku, anti Itachi, pro Sakura, anti SasuNaru, pro Tobirama×Izuna, anti Madara, pro karin, anti Orochimaru, pro Uchiha and anti Hashirama. And also as much as I hate the guy danzo was kind of hot when he was younger...
#I FEEL ITS VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY THAT I COMPLETELY RESPECT SNS TO THE ULTIMATE DEGREE AND I AGREE WITH THEIR SHIPPERS ON MOST THINGS#BUT THE SHIP STILL KINDA PISSES ME OFF IDK WHY IM SORRY IT JUST RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY I HAVE TRIED TO LOVE IT I REALLY HAVE BUT I CANT#AND MADARA HAD SOME GOOD POINTS BUT I THINK ITS SHITTY THAT HE ABANDONED HIS CLAN AND THEN PLOTTED THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD#ALSO ITACHI HAD LIKE OTHER OPTIONS!???? WHY THE FUCK DID HE TORTURE SASUKE TWICE LIKE 😭😭😭#WHAT WAS THE POINT MY G WHY ARE YOU TORTURING HIM I THINK THE MENTAL IMAGE OF THEM DYING WAS ENOUGH DIDNT NEED TO GIVE HIM 500000 EXAMPLES#WE AS A SOCIETY DO NOT TALK ENOUGH ABOUT THE FACT THAT WHEN MADARA ASKED HASHIRAMA TO EITHER KHS OR KILL TOBIRAMA#TOBIRAMA GENUINELY THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT THAT HASHIRAMA WOULD GO AFTER HIS THROAT FOR LIKE- THIS GUY WHO HE USED TO THROW STONES WITH!???#ITS SO DIFFICULT TO FIND PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND SASUKES TRAUMA AND WHO LIKES SASUSAKU 😭😭#COS LIKE ILL 100% ADMIT THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WAS WRITTEN SHITILY AND SUCKED AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE BROTHERS#SNS HAS BETTER WRITING THAN SSK OR NRHN SOMEHOW???? ITS WRITTEN SO WELL PEOPLE GENUINELY BELIEVE THE ORIGINAL PLOT HAD SNS PLANNED#BUT ALSO SAKURA IS SO SILLY AND STRONG AND DID ANY OF YOU READ SASUKE RETSUDEN “Trapped by a body he knew perfectly”#OKAY SASUKE YOURE ON A MISSION??? CALM THE FUCK DOWN 😭😭#NO AND IN LIKE SSK FICS SASUKE IS SOME BAD BOY WHO JUST SMIRKS AND IS EMOTIONLESS AND SAKURA IS SOOOOO EMOTIONAL FUCK OFF YOU TWATS!!!!#SASUKE IS THE KITTEN!! SAKURA SO OBVIOUSLY RADIATES DADDY ENERGY YALL ARE FUCKING INSANE!!!#WHY DO WE GET KITTEN SASUKE IN EVERY OTHER SHIP BUT THE FUCKING CANON ONE!! AT MY FUCKING!!!! LIMIT!!!#FIND SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE COMPLEXITYS OF SASUKES CHARACTER AND UNDERSTANDS WHAT TRAUMA DOES TO A PERSON YET DOESNT HATE SSK CHALLENG#Uh oh I went a bit mad there hahaha#I REGRET NOTHING SASUKE DID NOTHING WRONG SAKURA IS GIRL BOSS AND THE NARUTO WORLD IS EITHER UNEXPLAINABLY VIOLENT OR FAR TOO FORGIVING#naruto#naruto shippuden#itachi uchiha#pro sasuke#haruno sakura#Pro Sakura#Sasuke Uchiha#sasuke did nothing wrong#It looks awkward to just go from all those long tags to the iddy bitty ones#Moldy-flowers#Kitten and daddy? Tf am i on about I've been watching too much game grumps shi 😭😭
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was rewatching the pilot again yesterday for fic reasons and thinking again about the sherlock-style screen annotations they had when barry was doing CSI work that they literally only did in the first ep and then never revisited again, presumably because they realized it'd be far too much effort to work out the details on such a precise level
and thinking about like. that barry allen with the hyper-precise exact measurements that he did by eye (with joe shaking his head in awe so you know that he's a CSI supergenius) vs. the leonard snart who timed his heists to the exact nanosecond (which again, presuming they ditched because it's a logistical nightmare to write dialogue that nitpicky and obsessive, and would be such a fucking pain to do on a week-to-week basis). like. yet another reason they are soulmates tbh. is audhd4autistic a thing the same way t4t is a thing? if it isn't then i'm making it a thing
#never noticed it before i became obsessed w autism but pilot barry is SCREAMING “stereotypical tv depiction of white male autistic savant”#like even the cadence of his speech and the level of clumsiness and social awkwardness was ramped up to an 11 in the pilot#literally i only watched half the ep and he accidentally bumped into like 4 people.#like... the lack of spatial awareness... he's so me. they really did go “the speedforce cured his appalling proprioception"#part of me is glad they dialled some of it back cos like. tv loooves to code characters as autistic in that very specific#way that's like. a big old stereotype. but then be like “wdym you interpret him as autistic. disgusting that you'd say that. die.”#but idk i also kinda liked it... again im ultimately glad they didn't stick w the sherlock-style annotation bc it would make writing casefi#SO much more difficult than it already is just in terms of like. how do you show that kind of thought process in a non-visual medium#in a way that's not incredibly boring and info-dumpy?#but i do have a soft spot for like. early seasons disaster barry allen who can't walk across a flat surface without crashing into something#and has no idea how to have a normal human conversation#my meta
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black cat satomi is semi-canon, but i like him as a black cat with white socks hehe
also ive seen kyouji designs where he's like a doberman, but honestly i think he'd be a mutt. large dog for sure, but unidentifiable
#yumi's art#karaoke iko#famiresu iko#narita kyouji#oka satomi#anthro#i tried sth different with the eyes for this design#but tbh theyre kinda creeping me out lmao#hidden collar under kyouji's shirt hehe#(the tag says satomi)#i thought about putting the satomi tattoo on the ear#but thats a bit too difficult for me to draw#where would yakuza dog get tattooed.....#you cant see the ink when the fur grows back#so that would. change things#anyway im getting used to my new setup#so ill probably manage to work on the comic soon#can i get a wahoo in the chat
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"people really overblow how Eternalism is used as a storytelling device"
OHMYGOD RANDOM REDDIT USER I LOVE YOU, FINALLY I FOUND SOMEONE WHO GETS IT
Also this comes from a thread how it's "impossible" to explain Warframe's lore without making someone's head explode.
And it literally isn't. If you tell it chronologically it's not that convoluted at all. The worst part is the Operator/Drifter split but like... that's it.
#wf tag#eternalism isnt and has never been used to patch plot holes in DEs writing#those just exist organically LMFAO#eternalism is used to explain how the drifter and operator timelines coalesced#THATS IT#its literally my pet peeve u guys dont get how passionate im about this#good to see ONE person who gets it#also tbh eternalism has pretty clear rules#like a lot of dimension and time travelling stories just kinda make shit up#but in wf its like#the void is how you travel between dimensions#u can do that via void portals#ballas opened a bunch of portals during new war#the zariman is plugging a giant void hole and also acts as a corridor between worlds#and thats it#its really that shrimple#ok i know saying something is simple is condescending but ugh#i dunno i just hate how people think anything that requires thought is like#bad or too difficult or impossible or wtv#IM JUST BEING ANNOYING#wf reddit adventures
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i schwear to god ur not gonna find someone who enjoys working in the grocery store against their better judgement more than me, i am so fucking autistic about this job and everyone knows how good i am at it all, but nothing kills it like the dumb corporate overlord bs. the work can be grueling, the customers can be horrific, but i have got to serve- even the irritating mystery shopper score can be coped with- but when you start picking on me about the stupidest dress code shit that’s when you lose me. like now a new manager is saying they may force us all to wear those chunky nonslip shoes within the year. i have a pair but man they hurt my fucking feet. i cant do that shit every day thats why i wear converse. i said these are nonslip man they used to play basketball in these. he said “lets spill oil on the floor and see how you do” ok girl yes! try me!
#also every time i buy a new pair of pants LITERALLY TRYING TO BE IN DRESS CODE its some kinda problem like leave me alone!!!!!!#literally every problem i have with various dress code shit comes down to autistic sensory issues#OR my connective tissue problems causing pain#like please! i’m not just being difficult! god!#also like i hate this corporate bs when its like#omg yes be yourself!!!!! unless you want to express it in any way in which case shut up!!!#i will say they do still let me do a lot but i have got the distinct impression theyre inventing new dress code rules all the time just to#deal with me personally LMFAO#yall can take my makeup and my jewelry alongside my resignation letter if it comes to that#…..ok probably not bc im a coward and the job market is terrible rn#but! i’ll find new ways to torture u! mark my fucking words!
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We’re okay 95% of the time but sometimes we remember that we likely won’t be able to transition until we’re like 20-fucking-5 and get the insatiable urge to Throw Things
(Cw for some trans-related rage/desperation in the tags)
#the nhs#can go fuck itself#free healthcare is great#but not when the waitlist is practically longer than my own fucking age#(an exaggeration)#but fr guys I want to Bite Shit#these two fellas in a human trench coat just want to be fucking people#and I don’t get why we have to wait five years to perfrom to some fucking doctor so they can decide#ahh maybe this one shall get to live#and the cis people in my life are lovely about me being trans#but Kinda Weird about me wanting to transition#barbra why you look so horrified when I say I want to grow a beard#geoff i appreciate that transitioning is a huge decision#but consider that fact we’ve been thinking about it every day for the past three years#this is not spontaneous#it is a fundamental part of why i am the way I am#and like#the people that are Okay with the idea of HRT#don’t even like talking about surgery#they’re nice about it but I can tell that they’re horrified#this thing I practically yearn for terrifies them#and I know I can’t wait until I medically transition to start living#but that’s what it feels like sometimes#I’m waiting to fucking live#im sitting in a body that is dead in a life that is dead#waiting to live#and it’s hard#it’s so fucking difficult sometimes#im here for the people going through this shit too#skull’s ramblings
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#stupid and kinda selfish parasocial thought but like...#i cant help but think what if this just cements them all distancing themselves from each other#because i cant imagine how fucking difficult it would to even Consider being close/talking after one of them is gone?#and so. its just easier. to go their own way. instead of dealing with the pain that something is missing.#so no more happy 1d anniversary. no more oh yeah i talked to him recently.#idk like im definitely thinking about this way too much but.#i guess it just sort of felt like there was perhaps hope before?#we had time. for stuff to Maybe fix itself.#but now it's forever broken.#its weird because i think i Thought id already come to terms with that because of everything thats happened. i never expected anything#you can only talk about the 'break' for so long before it became a joke#but this is like. real.#idk what im saying. i really need to go to bed im so tired#liam payne#death#le text post
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almost cried in the car back from work again lol
#today was difficult. first of all i was so sleepy you could literally see my brain buffering for the first two and a half hours#then 10 min before going home the team leader comes asking if on tuesday (i'm off the whole day) i can come in the afternoon#man i felt crushed like i just made plans with my friends yesterday to go hike since i was home!!#so i was like uhmmm i kinda already have a commitment that day....#so she kinda backtracked saying she has to see maybe she can do it herself#but likeeeee i feel guilty bc i only have 1 hour overtime scheduled next week and idw to put more hours on my coworkers but likeee come on#i already work two full days next week why am i the one who needs to do another afternoon too. why do they give us schedules 2 weeks before#if they're always changing it last minute. man im tired too !#and i always say yes so this time im really gonna say no . i can do another day i can work more hours the other days but i wanna be home on#tuesday#but i still feel guilty about it though#it's hard being a pushover
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How do you draw your chibis? No need for an elaborate explanation I'm just. a beginner artist trying to feel around some things
o!! i will be honest, my process isnt exactly very . helpful. its pretty much just circle -> basic head shape -> Draw The Rest Of The Owl(tm) due to my tried and true method of Fuck It We Ball.
but um! some scattered tips are smthn i Can give! though its kinda just what everyone else says. my best one is just kinda... imitate art you like. whether its proper Style Imitations or just Kinda Whatever is up to you, but th point is to practice something and then Do What Feels Fun. and then you can just drop whatever parts Arent fun. and then you keep doing that over and over until it frankensteins itself into something new :] mayb even sprinkle in smthn you just wanna try for funsies. who knows. art styles r like corkboards to me, yknow?
also have fun simplifying shapes. i like... Never enjoy drawing limbs unless theyre vaguely shaped like mlp pony hooves. its always just that but to the left a little. find shortcuts! do something silly! at the end of it all it really is just. Fuck Around Find Out Have Fun. sometimes it doesnt work. turn it into something else. or do it again if you want. what ever ! no rules. <33
theres always the Use Refs Do Studies and like yeah, definitely do that when you wanna push things, but also just like... have fun. do something weird. maybe youll like it. maybe you wont. but therell always be some sort of art :] and thats always good!
also dont delete your old art, youre gonna want to so bad but thats the devil talking ok even if you dont like it even if you can do better, keep it!!!! tuck it away in a file under your bed if you must, but theres nothing quite as nice as looking back and seeing how far youve come, or how the energy changes, or what you focus on-- and that info can be used for fun little stuff too!
tl;dr i cannot express this enough: do what makes you happy and Have Fun!!!! Priority Number 1!!!!!!! good luck, i believe in you!!!!! \o/
#piktalk#i complain a lot but honestly it really is everything 2 me. im not much of an advice guy but i hope this at least helps a little !#though i did kinda stray from the technical for . vibes. but um; well; hopefully you get th point !!! yip#i guess um. focus on shapes; is what i can say. not necessarily Strict Rectangles And Triangles--#--in fact thats difficult to do in a fun way-- but like... clear shapes + silhouettes do a Lot of heavy lifting for art yknow.#a friend once said t try starting with th silhouette and Then do the sketch and honestly thats helped a lot with Feel and Form#but most crucially: there are no hard rules! dont pressure yourself into em; theyre smthn you pick up if you want to play w em :]#um um. yea thats what i got; havefun o7
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i'm sure no ones shocked to find out i am yet again downloading more sims 3 cc
#yk when you spend hours downloading cc (for any sims game) and then when you actually open the game its like you have 3 things to pick from#and you're like HOWWW???#thats how i was when i opened my sims 3 game and had little to no makeup / contacts / freckles/beauty marks#so i decided to download some more and yet again i've spent an hour just downloading more hairs and clothes#im downloading some lipsticks rn tho#and i downloaded a few contacts and freckles/beauty marks already#i already made a sim the other day but i forgot how difficult uni is in ts3#so i was kinda thinking about making a sim to play the store world legacy with#i think it'd be fun#i've never played with a single store world b4 because when i was big into ts3 i was like 8-11#and i didn't know you could download the worlds for free#but now i got them all so!#time to experience them all for the first time :)#and hopefully make a cute new sim too#maybe i'll give them a cat/dog#i haven't made a pet recently either#i love ts3 sm if it keeps running smooth and i manage to get a decent sims style i might never go back to ts4#i say that now but i probably will#i just think ts3 is 10x more fun once you build up a decent sized cc folder#anyway back to dling cc weeeeeeee
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(Don't answer this one if you don't want to)
any nsfw hcs? Or slightly suggestive ones?
Ok, Anon, I was NOT expecting this in the morning, but guess what?
I will try to do some. Now it's not going to be the best, but I'm going to try on this since now that this is here, I can see this ship is to the point that I'm never seeing the pearly gates. /jk
My only warning, though. Please take it WITH caution/extreme caution.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS, IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18, DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS ONE.
(Same goes with if you are not comfortable with talking about inappropriate behavior, such as peneration, light positive degradation, or getting "Light Switches" flipped up.)
I do NOT wanna be the one to ruin a minor's mind with impurities. Only continue on willingly if you wish, IF you are 18 or above.
Alright, so from what I've seen on some headcanons, from canon, and from help from my friend, (the one who helped create this crackship that somehow turned serious) here's what I will take as how they are for dom/sub/switch roles:
Starlo would be a switch but would prefer to be a bottom.
Lucifer is also a switch but also mostly prefers bottom.
So with this, you'd assume, "Oh, well, that's a huge issue as putting two bottoms is like putting two of the same puzzle pieces together, how is that going to work?"
Well, my Cowboy King Shippers or normal shippers looking for ships to read out of boredom or fun, let me answer you with this~!
Starlo, yes, would have a preference to bottom, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't be a top if his partner, Lucifer, doesn't want to be the top. The times Lucifer does take top aren't too rare but aren't too common, but goodness does he enjoy it when it happens.
Lucifer would mainly be bottom. You can't tell me that this man with his past relationship to Lilith involved him being a top every single time. LIKE LOOK AT THIS MAN AND TELL ME THIS MAN IS A TOP.
Their dominant roles would fluctuate with this in my opinion:
Lucifer would be a dominant and a submissive bottom. He could be really dominant at one moment, but then if Starlo presses the right buttons? Ooh, this man is PUTTY. Like I'm telling you he is no longer giving Starlo commands, he wants some commands from him instead.
Starlo is mostly submissive. He's the top, but he's the sub, and he'd rather let Lucifer give him the commands. There are times Starlo can get a little bit into wanting to give commands, though, and boy, he knows some ways to make Lucifer be under his command if he wants it.
Now, some of you may be asking, "But Bean, Lucifer is shorter than Starlo, how would they actually do the deed when Starlo takes top?" Or "How would they do it when Lucifer is almost like a twig?"
Well, let me explain with a long explanation with the answer at the end of this long explanation with headcanons that I assume.
Starlo's (Full Body) height, I headcanon Starlo to be around 7"1 or 7"2. Lucifer, from fan estimations, is around 6"0. (Lucifer for real going for tallies and Starlo for real going for the shorties.)
Now their cock sizes, let me see... So assuming this, I'm going to be real, I can see Starlo having an "average" size, at least in Monster sizes. Like if I had to measure that in human/demon sizes though? Perfect. Not too long, not too thick. His peneration game? Strong. Way too strong. At least in Lucifer's opinion. Like if you had to measure it in length, I'd say maybe like 1 inch bigger than average? (This isn't confusing to you all, is it? I hope not, cause if it is, I'd say maybe the size of 2/4ths or 3/4ths of a pencil?)
Lucifer would probably have an average in length in my opinion and thoughts. Yes, he's the King of Hell, but he doesn't have a HUGE schlong. I feel like he's the type of guy who says he has this massive dick and that he could tame anyone just by using it, but he's actually just one or two inches off from counting as a huge size. Starlo thinks Lucifer is still good at his peneration game when he does it. He doesn't get too much, but he doesn't get too little, which he likes.
Their body weight differences, I can see Lucifer definitely being lighter than Starlo, like... a lot.
So, to answer your question, Starlo's just really gentle when he pushes in, and ONLY gets rough when Lucifer commands/asks him to, or whenever he takes dominance, he waits for Lucifer to either say the safe words or waits for him to give the safe sign. The safe words being "Yeehaw" or "Apple." (Yes, they talked about it. Starlo was the one who came up with both words as a way to make things a little bit goofier and so that they could both say something that they both liked.)
Sometimes, depending on how he feels, Lucifer will actually allow Starlo to tie him up in his lasso. I'll tell you, whenever Starlo had to practice some Lassons, Lucifer, after a bit of begging, accepted being the training partner and even used his wings to make the training more effective for one of the lessons on catching flying bandits and would make flirty but also playful taunts. Like this maybe:
"Come on, Starshine~ You aren't even going to catch a snail with the lassoing you're doing!"
"I'm tryin' my hardest, Luci! Jus' give me a moment!"
"Well, my Radience, you should try harder! Come on, you got this!"
*Starlo attempts once more only to miss and land a cactus*
"... Well, Starshine, I don't think that's your target-"
"Oh hush you!"
"Maybe I should probably just stay in place for you, considering how difficult this is looking for you~ You seem not to be adept in trying this kind of training, so maybe you need a little more of a slow pa-!"
*Lucifer is stunned as he didn't even stop moving, but was jerked back by Starlo's lasso pulling him back to him*
"Who's slow n-"
"... Uh, Starlo? Are you ok, dear?"
"U-Uhm... D-Darlin', I think I got a bit of a tempurature-!"
*For a moment, everything is silent as they both stare into each other's eyes... Only for the moment to be broken by Lucifer*
"... Starlo, are you...?"
"No! I-I mean, yes! I-I mean-!!!"
I'm telling you, Starlo is... well, let me tell you, if he's got Lucifer, his darlin', tied up? This man gains sexual energy that no one ever even KNEW he had. He's just bricked up like a stone house on top of the largest hill you could think of. He even hoped Lucifer wouldn't realize it, but oh, Lucifer knew. He knew this COMPLETELY after he felt that stiffness in between his thighs and after Starlo stuttered out his response.
I'm unsure on some positions they would try, but I definitely know they would do vanilla. (As it's the most common) That would be how they usually go and even be how their first session went. As time goes on, I can see them trying... Would it be the "Cowgirl" still or the "Cowboy" since they're both guys-? (I dunno, either way, I'm gonna assume the cowboy one-?) I can also see Starlo just placing him onto his lap. Gently pressing him downwards to get used to his length so that Lucifer doesn't get uncomfortable or hurt while he's doing so.
It can go from gentle and calm to rough and wild within 1-5 seconds really quickly sometimes. Sometimes, they'll go on way longer than they usually are, but most of the time, they can go on for about an hour or two before they both get tired.
I'd say Lucifer would probably be the first to get tired. Like yes, I know he probably could last longer if he tried to last longer, but Starlo would be the one with the most stamina. But just cause Starlo has the stamina, doesn't mean he's able to hold himself back longer.
Starlo? Completely sensitive to being touched on his "joystick." Touching him there by itself, it'll only take like 4 or 5 seconds to make him let it out. Suprisingly, if Lucifer touched any of his rays and then touched him there at the same time, he'll immediately be met with him coming quicker than he would without the touch. Lucifer would be the one to get tired easily, but he would be able to hold back longer than Starlo could. You know what I'm saying?
I'm telling you also, I fully believe that one hc (I may have read once) that Star's cum glows. So I feel once Lucifer sees that, Starlo would feel a bit scared that he would wanna break up with him at first, but once Lucifer tells him that he's not bothered at all by it and thinks its attractive, this guy is more than willing to just give Lucifer as much as he wants from him. There is not a thought in my mind that this wouldn't happen.
Both of them have a praise kink. Like when they praise each other during a session, that keeps them trying to make each other feel good.
Starlo would be a little bit into any small degradation (degradation but not too bad, harmful, or mean), but it would have to be positive degradation. For example:
"You're such a good little slut. Taking it like a god."
"Does my little Radiance want more? So needy~"
"Such a picky Starshine... Do you still need me even after I was rough with you? I'd be happy to if you do~"
Any positive degradation that Lucifer uses will have been asked about beforehand, so if Starlo is okay with it, Lucifer will keep a mental note on that. He will never use anything Starlo isn't ok with.
I'm sure they would use toys in a later stage of their relationship, but it would be rare. Lucifer prefers to be close to Starlo and would rather he be the one to bring pleasure to his man rather than some non-living, non-feeling, not even real toy that's made of rubber or plastic or mechanical wiring. He wants to be the one to make Starlo happy, but if Starlo asks, he will (begrudgingly) use them, but he won't be mad at him for wanting it instead. Starlo would ask Lucifer if he wants them to be used on him, but that chance the King of Hell will ask is a 0.000000001% chance he'll say yes.
I'm pretty sure they would do blowjobs. Only if they ask for it, though. If they're both wanting one, they'll take turns depending on who asked first. Which is why anytime they're alone in private with no chance of getting caught, if the thought immediately pops in, there's a 50% chance the other is thinking of it. They'll yell it out as soon as it pops into their mind. Imagine walking by a house or room of a castle one day only to hear two guys yelling, "Are you up for sucking?!" Or "You feel like sucking me off today!?"
Oh yeah, these lovers definitely have some healthy intimate moments.
(... why did I take so long to get this one out. More importantly, WHY DID I THINK ON THIS ONE-?! This ship has horribly took over, and it shouldn't... NOOOOOOOO-)
#undertale yellow#undertale yellow starlo#starlo#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer#starlo x lucifer#CowboyKingShipping#so I can't really say anything about this...#why did I actually have to both think and try hard on this!?#why did I even try on this!!?#I've gotten to the point that this ship is actually to the point that I'm actually doing/allowing these asks for it-#it was kinda difficult to try to get these down though so im just going to say to you all I tried#and to everyone who was NOT expecting this like I wasn’t i am very sorry#y'know its funny though to wake up to this being the second ask of the day only to take three hours to think/type it down#like never did i expect to see that as the second thing to look at in the morning#anyways I just got a rubber duck in a cup while writing this...#... they are haunting me. they will never leave.#but at the same time YAY A DUCK :D
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I have a question for disco elysiumers... when you read harry fics do you care that its written in the games style. does it matter to you that you can read every single [Trivial: Failure] check or would you rather everything is written in a traditional 3rd person 🥺 I need to know
#i kinda like writing it but it becomes difficult for no reason#like i cant figure out whos more likely to say 'you want to fist kim' electrochemistry or authority#and tbh im afraid of the consistency what if the readers get lost in the amount of skills and the shite they say#disco elysium#de#hdb
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guhhhh i am struggling so much with ch3
#i'd say i hate it but i also love it like#it's fun to torment conrart while simultaneously letting conrart sit on adalbert's face#and if i keep writing he'll get to like. be a little mean to adalbert lol. in a way that is potentially gonna be ambiguous as to#whether he's just domming without proper negotiation or just being shitty lmao. well we'll see how it ends up coming out#like ch3 and parts of ch4 are the chapters where it gets kinda Unhealthy between them and that's a lot of fun for me#but also it's so humiliating to write LMAO#also agonizing having to like. do exposition. i hate writing exposition#if it were up to me everything would be like. one vivid scene with some dialogue and that would tell you everything. but noooo i had to#go and write a multichap with like. a tiny bit of plot to glue the smut scenes together/give them context#which means i actually need to write that glue#...and i already skipped ahead the other day and wrote the face sitting scene LMAO so i really gotta do the difficult parts now#ofc when i finish ch3 i get to face the void that is ch4...#like i know in summary what happens in ch4 but i don't know the details about the like really vital scene#BUT!!! in ch5 i get to start writing the conzak bits which are possibly my favorite part :) (aside from ch2 which i like a lot)#...i can't believe it takes four fucking chapters just to get connie out of adalbert's house LMAO. im so sorry my boy#you are gonna have some fantastic orgasms and learn some new things about yourself. but at what cost#fic tag
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