#you people ;c

[brainwroms]

none of you are safe. seeing this on my normal account tl as if my head isn't being bashed open on the pavement🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ntshastark]

Thought the people who were impressed by That Photo would like to know he does this kind of shit all the time

[pinacoladamatata]

blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

[anastacialy]

guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun. first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.

next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"

of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.

etho.

[icebear4president]

cTommy: *A well-written flawed character who had an accurate form of representation of trauma response and ptsd*

Early fans: Evil >:(

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Imagine a Danny who gets adopted by Clockwork.

Imagine that, as a result of the adoption, Danny can now see the future, or parts of it.

Imagine Danny getting overwhelmed by all the bad timelines where the heroes lose or turn evil.

Imagine Danny working to do something about it.

[rottmnt-residuum]

Part 21 of Arc II (Part 47)

*falls to my knees* finally... april my beloved

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[viceduo]

Hello all! @cquackity here. I would love to start hosting lore watch parties for everyone in dsmpblr. It's open to everybody, whoever wants to join can join, regardless if I myself have you blocked, or your blocked mutual inlaw, etc. I know that might be bit hard, and a lot of us don't necessarily get along, but I think it would be fun to come together. Almost like we're all watching live lore together again! Please reblog if you'd like to take part in this for further reach.

[essektheylyss]

I'm thinking, for no real reason except that I was reminded of it, about Thuron, the Kryn agent the Nein interrogated in the sewers who they initially let take the beacon.

The Crownsguard immediately killed him when the Nein let him go, and they of course promptly stole the beacon back. It's easy to imagine that his soul was captured by that beacon in particular, purely based on proximity. It's not clear whether the case the Nein put the beacon in to avoid its detection prevented souls from leaving the beacon, but let's say for speculatory purposes that it did.

The Nein didn't get that container until the following day, so it is possible that in the time between their taking it and its containment, his soul was bestowed on some infant in Zadash. However, the next place the Nein used the beacon extensively in an urban setting was in Hupperdook, and I think that that's where Thuron should've been reborn, because it is SO funny to imagine that from his perspective when he goes through anamnesis in, idk, forty years.

Like, you're a reasonably high-level drow Kryn agent, probably in the Lens hierarchy, because you were sent with one other agent on this extremely important, very secretive mission on behalf of the Dynasty. You were killed in the streets of Zadash certain you'd failed in your quest of bringing this sacred artifact back to your people. You come to several decades after this and have to process the following:

your death effectively started a war,

the random jackasses who interrogated you and then let you go in the sewers went and stole this artifact back the moment you were downed, for seemingly no reason except impulse, given their otherwise disinterest in messing with the Crownsguard and the artifact itself,

months later they hand-delivered it to the Bright Queen herself, having supposedly walked across the continent,

these jackasses evidently carried it around for a hot minute through a Dwendalian party town known for weapons manufacturing at SOME POINT between these two events, WHILE the war was going on,

and also, you're a fucking gnome.

This has NO business being this funny but god, it is so funny.

[cannibalisticskittles]

it will truly never not be funny the extent to which astarion Does Not Plan.

we're going to seize power from the absolute's cult! how? well... they'll cross that bridge when they get there. a solution will probably become obvious eventually, right? whatever, who cares about the details.

we're going to kill cazador! how? aha, he's thought about this; he's going to collect information! and how is he going to do that and make sure he gets all of the information he needs? well....... they'll probably find things out by asking around, right? that part isn't as important, don't worry about it.

even with the bite -- buddy. pal. what were you planning to do if you had successfully bitten a party member without anyone noticing. when they wake up the next morning, they're going to notice the bite marks and how sluggish they feel.

astarion can think one step ahead max and that's where the ball stops rolling.

[bruciemilf]

I’m actually really sad I have to communicate this, but yall should REALLY consume fandom media created by actual, human people, not AI.

[gothhabiba]

there’s something fascinating about people deriding something for being too “easy,” lamenting that people are being “lazy” and “taking the easy way out” in their choice to do one thing over another (taking the escalator versus the stairs, using a stand mixer versus a whisk, &c.) and then tacking on something like “(obviously unless you actually need accommodations)”—

as though that’s “obvious,” and as though sentiment that derides easy things for being easy and acts as though labour is automatically edifying or otherwise a moral good can be “on” the rest of the time and then flicked “off” as with a switch only when considering disabled people.

in fact this exact same sentiment (that doing things the “easy” way is shameful) keeps people who are disabled from seeking accommodations, from resting, or from using mobility aids until they are literally on the verge of collapse. because they think they don’t “need” help until their health has gotten so bad that they can no longer ignore it.

it’s absolutely not obvious what “need” means in these situations. if you make effort-saving measures seem like exceptions only to be made in very rare cases of “need,” you’re going to discourage a lot of people who would benefit from them from seeking them out.

[lineffability]

petition to have crowley and aziraphale kiss under the bandstand as a beautiful mirroring of their first breakup, it is raining around them but they are sheltered and safe, together under a canopy, there's no need to protect the other from the rain because the distance between them has been bridged (at last, at last, heart to heart) reblog if u agree

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x06

[dsmp-lainey]

​c!dream apologists i hope y’all are mad as HELL rn lmaooo i’m laughing at all of y’all

THE UGLY GREEN CREATURE IS GONE AND THEY ARE HEALING!! THEY SURVIVED HIM!! THEY OUTLASTED HIM!! THEY GET A SOFT EPILOGUE!!!