#you kids and your slang

[dasniichts]

❝ do you care me Mr. Yang? ❞ it's Caelus

"Ah--yes?" He's assuming yes is the correct answer here.

[fizzytoo]

happy birthday, adrien <3

and this shot of adrien digging his nails into rua's back..... good for him good for him

[thatoneluckybee]

Friendly reminder “death to cringe culture!” and “cringe culture is dead!” also apply to things you don’t like.

That includes people who annoy you.

As long as it is not harming anyone or causing harm, it’s fine.

If cringe culture is dead up until someone or something annoys you, cringe culture is not dead.

[raposarealm]

Here are the quest victory quotes for Inami Mitsuru! Credit to @muffinrecord for the screenshots.

Top: That was a lucky win… as they say, yeah? Middle: A-anyways, I’m okay... Bottom: Huh..? I actually won..?

As always, friendly disclaimer that my Japanese isn’t the best, as I’m still learning. If you spot a mistake, please let me know, and I’ll fix it!

[sparkymalone]

The older I get, the more I relate to Sonia using incredibly stilted slang terms.

[jonathanrook]

i take back everything i've ever said i want to get married so fucking bad

[generalgri3vous]

my 41 year old father's attempt at slang (dear lord its as bad as you would expect)

-"These roads are clapped"

-"This traffic is, as you kids would say "cringe""

-"So things we really like are "bussin"? Does that include people?"

-"My wife is bussin!" said in the most dad-voice possible.

-"This cellphone is sus. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING???"

-"Back in my day, clap was an STD, not slang."

-"See Honey, this is the generational gap I was talking about. Back in our day bussin was for tables."

-"So if I want to throw something really hard, I "yeet" it? Why not just say I chucked it?"

[amitieos]

babygirl, what’s your name?

As the most successful scammers of the group, “Marth” and “Roy” are your biggest targets. A chance encounter in a large town brings you face to face with the two, but things turn complicated when a crowd forms in support of the imposters. A gaggle of fans proudly support these “down-to-earth princes”, viciously defending them against your supposed slander. Try as you might, just one sensuous “babygirl” from Marth is enough to rally the crowd against you. The puffed-up “Roy” goes as far as to say they are undefeatable in their strength and purity of heart… but can they prove it? [Grants Sword +1]

The two men have evaded the church’s grasp for sometime, imitating two of her students to unscrupulous ends. Finally, they are caught between herself and Edward in the middle of town. Elincia shoots him a pleased smile, proud of their efforts and teamwork. Yet a crowd draws closer with every second, enthralled and enchanted by the pair of scoundrels. Do they not yet realise the danger they pose? How they besmirch the good name of two honourable young gentlemen?

“Leave our princes alone!” shouts a young woman, and Elincia turns her head in confusion.

“But Marth is Archanaea’s king, these men tell you naught but falsehoods.” She pinches her brow, taking a deep breath to calm herself. “Their deception and racketeering has led innocent people to bankruptcy. They must be stopped!”

“Babygirl, must we fight them?” The man who is very much not Marth asks in a voice barely above a whisper. The crowd starts squealing in a bizarre display of delight. She looks to Edward, puzzled by the response as the arrogant, imposter Roy threatens them with his infinite strength. Her hand twitches, the instinct to grasp Amiti’s hilt in defence almost irresistible but something else troubles her deeply.

“Babygirl? No! Absolutely not! How dare you call yourself pure of heart if you’re willing to drag an innocent child into a fight! A baby, too! A defenceless little baby. You should be ashamed!”

@justices-blade

[weabooweedwitch]

Shoutout to the people making Leopard Party jokes in the tags and notes and actively mocking this woman and perfectly embodying why many tradwives, who typically are women who have suffered abuse, tend to form anti feminist mindsets in the first place! Y'all are doing great!

[inkling0121]

Btw if you hate kids or joke about hurting them I dont fuck with you

[bluejayscrying]

What generation is Damian because it would be fucking hilarious is he decided he wanted to be Gen Alpha, and googles all the slang and pop culture references so he can act like ‘a kid’

Random low-level goon: You will never beat me!

Damian, a sword-wielding 12yr old in spandex: you think your the rizzler with level ten Gyatt, it’s giving delulu, it’s giving insane- no cap all fax no printer? Get a job you broke ass joker rip off

Tim who came to help: ahaha- What

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Damian, slightly surprised: what the sigma?!

Batman: huh

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Batman*sweating*: you died…and..came back?

Jason, who got revived and immediately did way too much research in modern day slang in an attempt to fit in, proper Elle woods style: what like it’s hard?

Damian (in the background): Facts!! No cap!!

[prestigiouspea]

Why is it that as soon as the next gen comes around or a previous gen has kids they just fully fucking forget the concept of being a child. Like I thought the making fun of younger gens was a pre technology thing like blah blah blah we grew up with/without x y z and that we as then the youngest gen agreed that it was fucking annoying and therefore wouldn't do it. Then gen alpha pulled up and everyone was like WhAt ThE hElL iS a SkIbBiTy ToIlEt, LoL oHiO sIgMa RiZz... It's slang and references girl, that's how it works, we just did this shit😭. WTF is yeet? Sheesh? Dead ass? Big mood? Fucking mint? Bsffr y'all developing memory issues if you're boomerified already. Also you're gonna shit on these KIDS for being stupid as you simultaneously complain that we're slipping into a dystopian society and that we missed out because of that exact thing which has only gotten worse in time. We were born into adobe flash and Omegle, before the total domination of vanity and meme rot. They were born into Snapchat, twitch, and normalized cyber bullying. This "brain rot" is all they know so maybe imagine life from their perspective first. Also side note for parents; how're you gonna bitch about your upbringing and then do the same shit to your child bc "that's how I was raised" DID IT FUCKING WORK?? NO IT WAS JUST TRAUMATIZING SO WHAT'S THE LOGIC HERE??? Anyway my point is that imo y'all are not the pattern breakers you thought you were and reevaluation is in order

[gibbearish]

i wish there was a way to find every kid out there who Never Wants To Accidentally Say Slurs and teach them the easily typoed ones bc like if you taught Everyone then ppl who want to say slurs will just be like "oh boy new slurs to use" but theres also no feeling quite like getting a message saying "hey uhh i know it wasnt on purpose but you really gotta be careful abt watching your fingers when you type xyz because cyz is actually a really horrible and well known slur that you just happened to never hear before" when using slurs you shouldnt is the very last thing you want to do. and thats in the event that someone who knows you well enough to know it wasnt on purpose and can recognize it was a typo is the one who reaches out, the alternative is just yknow. getting blocked and/or yelled at for being an asshole because "well everyone knows thats a slur so you MUST be saying it on purpose and saying you didn't know it was one as an excuse"

[queenpiranhadon]

"That's what you're going with?"

Nobara looks at Gojo skeptically, and her teacher blinks back at her, confused.

"...What?"

The brunette rolls her eyes, and motions in Gojo's general direction.

"Midnight Lotus, really?" she looks at him, disappointed. "It's clearly a Vanilla Cream day."

Sighing, she looks to Megumi for help. "It's like he wants to get divorced at this rate."

Satoru watches the interaction between the two, scandalized. He wants to what?!

"Now, now, Kugisaki, I'm offended you think so little of me! My wife loves me far too much to leave me over some cologne choice. Plus, Midnight Lotus smells awesome!"

Nobara looks at him scrutinizingly before lifting up her fingers to make two Ls as if to look at him through a frame.

"It's giving...paintbrush." She says, squinting disapprovingly, looking at Yuji for backup.

He nods sagely, replying with full seriousness. "He's low-key cooked if he thinks this is what's gonna seal the deal for him."

Satoru looks at them confused, already feeling old from his lack of understanding of their slang and yet he understood enough.

"Hey! You know she's my wife, right? The deal was sealed 7 years ago."

"I still question her judgement back then." Nobara mutters, eyeing her teacher's childish behavior. "But no matter! We're going out to buy you better stuff instead of the crap you wear."

Despite Satoru's protests, Nobara's dragging him out the classroom, leaving a oblivious Yuji to follow after them (he's just happy to be here) and a disgruntled and reluctant Megumi who trails behind the three (he is not happy to be here.)

Satoru does admit, his student's blatant insults towards his ability to be romantic does take a hit at his ego a bit, but he knows deep down he could get them to stop whenever he wants to (he doesn’t).

He can't help but feel his heart warm underneath all the complaints and groans, because he knows that they love him.

And they love you too.

Which is what Satoru tells himself while Nobara and Yuji drag him around the mall draining thousands of dollars from his wallet (it's okay, it's just pocket money).

He knows it'll be worth in it the end though, when he goes home to recount his day and hear that gorgeous laugh of yours.

God, he can't wait to have kids of your own some day

A/N: We all need a little more dad gojo in our lives

[excalisi]

it's a fun hc of mine that during dick's robin days, he went through the "omg i wish i had a cool secret language so i can have secret conversations with my friends" phase all kids go through. but one of his closest friends at the time also happened to be the batman, a guy with possibly the most bizarrely diverse arsenal of skills in the world. bruce sees the merit in the entire idea of a coded language to communicate rudimentary information when they can hear but not see each other. so why not make a code built on bird vocalizations? it's pretty much incomprehensible to anyone without a trained ear or comprehensive knowledge of birding and impossible to even passably mimic without proper training, so while the chances of interception are high, the chances of someone understanding it enough to interrupt during the middle of a bird-convo and feed false information are not.

it also, batman and robin come to realize, feeds into the "holy fuck our vigilantes are cryptids" idea. bird sounds that come from seemingly no determinable location (ventriloquism) come to mean batman and robin are nearby. to the goons of gotham, bird song becomes inextricably connected to getting your ass kicked by the dynamic duo. the real reason why criminals don't operate during the day is because they get skittish and jumpy about if the sounds of birds chirping are real birds or some masked vigilantes lying in wait to rock your shit, and it's just easier to commit crimes during the night when all the birds are asleep so you know for sure.

ornithologists have boards on their bedrooms dedicated to the bird-bats of gotham. they've written dissertations.

the bird language becomes a bit of a batfamily bonding connection. teaching each other how to do different clicks and whistles, making up slang so bruce and barbara can't complain of clogging up comms with non-mission relevant talk, searching up birds to associate them with different people, psychologically terrorizing the criminal populace of gotham by chirping at them...

how the bird code works is that there's a bird assigned to each one of gotham's major heavy hitter criminals and vigilantes, and a few assigned to heroes out of the city (by which i mean the ones the bats associate with often enough to have a sign to address by). the only birds i've got so far are the robin (for robin. self-explanatory) and the glistening-green tanager (for the joker). i only have one for the joker bc i wanted to reference this hc in one of my fics and so searched up green birds to find the most eye-searingly annoying-to-look-at green bird i could find, and the glistening-green tanager was the closest one to fit the bill.

[creature-wizard]

Listen kids: You need to commit today's memes and slang to memory so in another twenty years, you can periodically spring them on your friends and give them flashbacks to their teenage years. Trust me on this.