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If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline (1-877-447-4487) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

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Need $180 in 1 day (4/22) for rent or Pets and I will be homeless

Struggling to find work, waiting to hear back from disability, working on a few side projects to hopefully bring in some income but right now I need your help. All I ask is that you share this at minimum. I have no friends or family to take either me or my pets on. I will be homeless and my pets will go to a shelter.

If you have anything to donate, donate it here:

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venmo @/juicetex (put for brooke in the message)

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All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

[weabooweedwitch]

Need $180 in 1 day (4/22) for rent or Pets and I will be homeless

Struggling to find work, waiting to hear back from disability, working on a few side projects to hopefully bring in some income but right now I need your help. All I ask is that you share this at minimum. I have no friends or family to take either me or my pets on. I will be homeless and my pets will go to a shelter.

If you have anything to donate, donate it here:

paypal

cashapp $amethystpisces

venmo @/juicetex (put for brooke in the message)

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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

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I feel like "trump wants to throw away literal dinosaur fossils" would really turn heads if we actually had a functional opposition party in this country to get messages out, but I guess I'll just have to get a paint pen and write it on my car. fine, I'll do it.

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In order to stop the culture of faking orgasms, we need to stop the culture of shaming others for their sexual experiences.

Can’t get your partner off on the first try? Cool. You can still be thoughtful and make them feel good.

Can get your partner off within 30 seconds? Awesome, good for you both, don’t let it get to your head.

Can make someone cum in less than 5, but for others, it’s a process that takes an hour? That’s alright, everyone’s different. 

Does it take you 30 minutes to cum? That’s okay, you’re not broken, you’re not a failure.

Does it take you 10 seconds to cum? That’s great, you’re not a slut, you’re not overly sensitive or dirty. 

Can’t cum without toys/vibrators? That’s awesome, that’s a valid part of sexual play!

Can only cum with loving, vanilla sex? That’s perfectly normal, and you will find lots of great partners to experience that with!

Can’t orgasm at all? THAT’S ALSO COOL. It’s not a bad thing, you can still enjoy sex TONNES just like others.

Orgasms are NOT the defining characteristic of your sexual prowess. They are great, they’re lovely when they happen, but for the love of science, stop bringing them up higher than they need to be. 

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Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

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Need $200 in 2 days (4/22) for rent or Pets and I will be homeless

Struggling to find work, waiting to hear back from disability, working on a few side projects to hopefully bring in some income but right now I need your help. All I ask is that you share this at minimum. I have no friends or family to take either me or my pets on. I will be homeless and my pets will go to a shelter.

If you have amything to donte, send it here:

paypal

cashapp $amethystpisces

venmo @/juicetex

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reblog for easter

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i just... i just wanna wake up to crab raves..

so. many crab rave.. plese

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.