#you have fallen into my trap

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 177

Now Dan is no coward. He’s not. 

But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack. 

It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over! 

Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body! 

Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title. 

But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this. 

“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!” “There’s WHAT?!” Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.

(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

I love the Yiga, they always give me free stuff! Roadside bananas, arrows, swords, rupees, schematics, you name it! What generous guys… strange how they’re so aggressive about giving me gifts though, the bit about taking Link’s head in exchange is getting a bit stale.

I was perusing the unlit Depths when a bunch of Yiga biplanes tried to snipe me from way too far away. They could have just flown over, but I guess their supervisor is strict with their patrol routes lol

It was pretty funny to see them agro at me while clumsily trying to keep their planes within bounds.

[banana-pancake5]

^-^

@sleepis4theweak

Oi whats your favorite animal? (Or a top 3 if you cant choose just one ^-^)

Also go drink some water! I HOPE TO YOU HAVE A FANTASTIC NIGHT!!! <3 <3

Good question!!! Definitely cat and turtle, and I've always loved Foxes!

ALSO THANK YOU I WILL! <3 <3 <3

[vanmarkus]

calling people you hate ugly to demonstrate that they are worth less actually falls into the category of bodyshaming and it's a mentality that originally stems from misogyny and especially from hatred towards masc/gnc women... ngl seeing more and more people and for some reason, especially lesbians thinking it's fun and quirky and saying it's "their right" is incredibly baffling and disappointing to me

[seaweedoverlord]

The Monk and the Monkey

''What are you?'' The monk asks the animal- no, the creature before him. It stands on its hind legs without any trouble nor struggle. It does not hunch, it does not move. He watches it warily, and his eyes struggle to maintain eye contact, and not to stare at the way he has been carried away from. Where the carcass of the enormous tiger that stands fallen, in a pool of blood and the heavy smell of the metallic blood that he no longer can see or smell. 

But to get distracted in the human’s case, would be a mistake if not the being was quite happy yet best not to risk it. 

One second, it stares and the next, it stands before him with a bright grin and a tilted head. He startles, dropping his staff as it opens its dangerous jaw to answer his question.

''I am many things,'' It starts speaking, and the Monk thinks it can see the silhouette of a monster behind, watching, in smokes and another thing, another thing that smiles, amused while the human starts to sweat, his palms getting colder and colder.

‘’A wicked demon,’’ It states, grinning with a mouth far too wide, and a grin far too sharp, while the monk gulps with tense shoulders.

‘’A celestial being,’’ It states, as it smiles with gratitude, and a smile full of joy, and the monk relaxes, without being aware, for its genuine smile resembles that of a child a bit too much, tricking him into a false sense of security. 

A false sense of security it is,

For a shark may be content, but it still has a mouth full of sharp teeth and a hunger for blood when you cut open your heart and lay it bare. 

‘’But moreover, I am human.’’ It says, shrugging and standing back while the monk stares. He continues to stare as it stares up at him, with its tail lazily swaying behind it. He is well aware that he should probably try to find a way to leave, instead of interacting with it, but he blurts out without thinking before his mind can catch up with him.

‘’H-human? Y-you don’t look human!’’ He exclaims, and rightfully so as well, for the being standing before him is a tad bit too hairy, with hands instead of feet and of course, not to mention, the tail it has! 

‘’...’’ It stares at him in silence, and it looks up and down while he nervously shuffles. 

‘’Your close minded view, as much as it amazes me, is also disappointing.’’ It finally states after an awkward amount of silence and the monk can only drape his bamboo hat over his face, halfway to avoid eye contact since it unnerves him and says nothing to refute its claims more so because he is too meek to argue with a creature who can topple over a demon four times its size.

‘’Tell me what is a god, and what is a demon?’’ It asks, and the monk has no answer which seems to frustrate the creature before him as it invades his personal space once again, forcing him to stare right into its bloody eyes with the moon in them.

The monk stutters as it sighs, snapping its fingers and the human sees magic come to life before his eyes.

‘’A god represents the ‘kind’ side of humanity, while a demon represents the ‘foul’,’’ It says with a crescent smile but a condescending tone, and the monk steps back as his eyes jump back and forth between the mirrored version of the creature.

‘’Here’s a riddle for you,’’ It doesn't look at him as it becomes one, but he thinks it might see inside him anyway.

‘’If I am both, then what am I?’’ 

The silence scratches on, as tiny crickets pass, and the forest quiets down as if to listen to his answer. 

It's a lot of pressure, he thinks when he sees it watching him like a hawk, like the rest of the world that holds its breath.

The human thinks as he lowers his head and thinks. He eventually comes to an answer as opens his mouth as the being before him stares at him nonchalantly, yet with a slightly wagging tail, clearly full of expectations about his answer.

‘’A monkey?’’

The monk, obviously, plays it safe for he feels like this is a trap.

The monkey’s nose scrunches up, and his eyes squint. 

‘’Hmph,’’ It- He almost sneers at the human. His eyebrow twitch, irritated, and his tail thumps the ground once, twice and stops still. The monk, for a second, thinks he almost might see a pout.

‘’Typical mortals.’’

He says with distaste and the Monk, Tang Sanzang,can only stare at the tiny murder monkey and think: 

What are the chances that if I beg, he’ll leave me alone?’

But the monk can only weep for it will be a long fourteen years.

[ponytailzuko]

only one episode of aang and zuko being besties how am i supposed to cope honestly

[majorproblems77]

Yay! Another modern AU to add to my collection! :DDDDDD

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ 𝔐𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔫 𝔘𝔫𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢 ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

⛓️𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔦𝔫⛓️

Modern Jobs Headcanons

What if The Chain was a band?

BAND AU Q&A

How Did They Become A Band?

How Did The Chain Met? How do They Travel?

What Kind Of Music Do They Make?

What Kind Of Music Do The Chain Listen To?

What Are Each Of The Boy’s ‘Aesthetics’

My Favourite Thing About The Au

How Did I Make The Au?

Are The Boys In School?

Do They Live Together? Do They Have Their Nicknames? Is Legend Still Pink?

BAND AU WRITING/HEADCANONS

The Boy’s Albums

𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢⌛️

Mullet Time

BAND AU! headcanons

𝔚𝔦𝔩𝔡

Master cycle (Wild)

Twilight

BAND AU! headcanons

Warriors

BAND AU! headcanons

[terrariashitposts]

my sibling asked me to make them a hardmode guide because they picked up the game again and have never gotten to hardmode before. i had so much fun writing out all my strategies and tips and explaining the bosses and armor and events...can you imagine my joy when they told me their friend wanted to get into the game but didn't know where to start, so they asked me to make a pre-hardmode guide too

[loumauve]

Death and Tax Evasion really got me ngl I mean.. how can you look at this and come away entirely unchanged:

[whisperwillyou]

I wonder if all the people following me for that Noceda siblings art know that they’re signing up to be subjected to my AroAce Hunter agenda lmao

[katsigian]

Gonna force myself to finish those asks I've gotten. Gonna force myself to finish those tag games I've been tagged in. Gonna reblog all of my mutuals things they've tagged me in and shared. Gonna share my lore writings and oc studies. Gonna put my head down and keep walking even though things have been one real bad stroke of luck after another irl for a little while now. I haven't forgotten about anyone, friends or mutuals, or anything they've tagged me in, I promise

[coleomegilla-maculata]

if the circumstances were different, could we have been friends?

[redysetdare]

Ppl are all for trying to help/support you until you tell them their advice is unhelpful then they delve straight into ablism. It's almost comical how much this happens.

I just remember one time I was expressing frustration with struggling to read. I wasn't looking for help, I was just expressing my feelings about wanting to read but struggling to. Someone misunderstood my post and had suggested I do book exchanges. I explained politely to them that wouldn't work for me as the problem isn't my lack of book options and instead of idk moving on like a normal person they doubled down and got upset, insisting that t had to be the problem. I told them, no, my problem is literally I struggle to actually READ.

For the record: I have ADHD. One of the biggest issues I face is processing. Reading books often takes me ages because I struggle to process the words on the page. I end up reading and rereading the same pages hoping it will stick. Sometimes it never does. It doesn't help that my vision acts weird with text where it will shake, blur, and in some cases words change or move around. That makes it 10x harder to process anything on the page. I'm also unable to do the thing where ppl passively read with visuals in their head. I have to actively read the text which means visualizing and understanding what's happening can be hard.

I explain this. I say that literally sometimes I just cant read. And instead of understanding and moving on, they got even more mad and told me if I just magically stop being able to read I should go to a doctor because something is wrong with me.

They took me telling them their advice wasn't helpful and decided to get ablist about it. And that has stuck with me.

I struggle to say I face ablism sometimes, but I feel like this is the one time I can say I genuinely did. And it's been stuck in my head. It's so very familiar and so very frustrating that we are supposed to accept unhelpful advice or else WE are being difficult. WE are the bad guys for DARING to say that the advice given won't help. And that somehow gives ppl the right to be ablist about it... Because I guess we deserve it if we won't accept their awful help.

Idk it sucks I guess.

[geosabor]

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[red-viewe]

Bonjour!

HII NEW MOOOOOOT :DDDD

[saturn-garden]

i love getting my autistic friends into the media i love. finally i can go "this guy" and someone gets it