#you have a skincare routine

[edierone]

baz luhrmann wanting to fuck you should not be extrapolated into other people thinking you can act

[caliburn-the-sword]

imagine if regina realised she wanted kids like 18 years earlier and accidentally adopted emma swan. how fucking funny would that have been. she goes to ALL this effort to ruin snow's life and then ends up raising her daughter

[andy-clutterbuck]

𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲'𝐬 𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐧 - 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧 (𝟏/𝟏𝟕/𝟐𝟒) - 🎥:𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝟏𝟐

[fatuismooches]

Pantalone and Dottore buzzing in my brain. Being in a poly relationship with them but they’re both so possessive of you in they’re own ways they can barely stand seeing the other with you.

Like Pantalone always pampering you and giving you gifts to show he can treat you far better than that doctor and Dottore making you little trinkets out of scrap metal (it’s endearing if nothing else) and always clinging to you, kissing your cheeks, giving you as much physical attention as he can (they both do this but Dottore would be much more public about it methinks, also Pantalone getting fussy cause he like gets you on an amazing skin care routine and Dottore has a gall to blemish your perfect skin by biting you, drives him up the wall)

Eventually from your pushing they learn to share you (maybe even tolerate each other to the point they can begrudgingly say they’re boyfriends) and just join together in their possessiveness😭

They get all fussy if you even look at another person for too long and will drag you away or cling to you to try and scare the other person away. It’s never your fault! No, no, it’s always the annoyance. How dare someone even try to take your attention, let alone speak to you when the two are around. Oughh if another harbinger grabs your attention they will not be afraid to get snappy with them, even if they’re higher ranking.

In conclusion i want to kiss them both on the cheeks [📺]

📺 ANON I'M LITERALLY TURNING INTO JELLY AHHHH I CAN'T DO THIS FLUFF TODAYYY 😭❤️❤️❤️ But omg REAL. REAL!!! All the Harbingers are possessive in their own way but these two? They're something else. Dottore for... obvious reasons and Pantalone is kinda self-explanatory too, I mean you are his most beloved treasure, it's only natural he wants you to be with only him! Especially not with the Doctor of all people. Of course the feeling is mutual, Dottore can't see anything beneficial you'd gain from hanging out with that damn banker, you should just stay in his lab and keep him company! So there is always some... not-so-hidden competition between the two. Trying to one-up the other and get you to agree with them. You've seen it all, you know all of their tactics, you aren't phased much anymore when they come up with a new scheme to get your attention and win you over. Though... you aren't complaining! It's still lovely to be the object of affection for these two men, you just wish... they would get along better. It gets awkward when they're both cuddling you and then they start making passive-aggressive comments to each other...

oh MY GOSH PANTALONE GETTING US A SKIN CARE ROUTINE AND DOTTORE RUINING IT IS MY NEW FAVORITE HC AWWW I'm chuckling way too hard at that 😭 why is it canon. Dottore does it because he loves to bite you, but it's an added perk when he sees how threateningly hard Pantalone is smiling at him. Look no matter what he does, Dottore's still biting you. Even if he cuts funding. Though please convince Pantalone that it's okay and that you don't mind the bites before the lab goes bankrupt. You're literally the peacemaker for them 😓 Omgefkfwnew now I can't get out of my mind soft moments with Pantalone doing skincare stuff together, he would be so gentle helping you apply it and all,, hng (Dottore isn't invited, Pantalone insists he can't appreciate this and for once you agree.)

HAHAHA SO TRUE getting to your breaking point because your boyfriends can't get along, you love them dearly but you cannot go another day with another passive-aggressive comment to each other. So you just leave for a bit. The only note you leave is that by the time you come back, they better be more civil towards each other. The two men are dead silent when they read that and think you just went out for a few hours perhaps but nope. You went out on a whole mission for a week or two. And they had absolutely no clue, which is a huge feat in itself... and who did you go with. Childe. Tartaglia. Oh my God they collectively agree to rip him to shreds when you get back. At least they can bond over hurting people. Mhm, having one scary dog Harbinger is already frightening, but two? Nightmare fuel for the average person. And them blaming the other person is so in character 😭 Nope, their beloved could never do anything wrong ❤️ But don't worry, you needn't worry about anyone else! All your love and affection, your smiles and laughs, should be reserved for them only. No one else should be able to bask in such things.

They both deserve kisses all over their cheeks, 100%. And also kiss them both on the lips to get them to stop arguing. But also do it quickly because if you kiss one for too long, the other will get irritated. Mhm, but then they collectively decide you haven't kissed them long enough so then you all are just kissing each other for an extended period of time. Good stuff.

[kkujo]

the thing abt mental illness that sucks is. the stuff that people tell you makes it better doesn't actually always make it better in the moment. and it's hard when ur low energy but i think a lot of people get this idea of "it doesn't help so i'm not going to do it" but sometimes you gotta reframe it and see it as like. okay this doesn't make it better but it's also not going to make it worse. like washing your face might not make you feel better but it also won't make it worse. gentle exercise won't necessarily make you feel but it won't make you feel worse. going outside isn't going to fix anything but it also won't make it worse. trying to see them as neutral things rather than a magic cure. and the thing is over time when these things build up and it becomes routine, it DOES make it better. but it takes time and consistency. in the meantime though it won't make it worse.

[hyunteru]

yun <333 ily yun <333 how are you and I miss you <333

mey <333333 mey ily ily ily IVE BEEN OK !! im sorry i’ve been so inactive its holiday season and i work at a retail store so ive been working a lot !! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN PLEASE UPDATE ME ON EVERYTHING !! I MISS YOU EVEN MORE <33333

[shmothman]

i need this man with no makeup, in a kitty cat headband and messy bun, and adjusting to life in the mortal world. Stat.

[ddarker-dreams]

conceptualizing being the darling of yan machi, pakunoda, and shizuku

[erasedcitizen2]

for anyone else out there struggling with insomnia, I'm sharing this just in case it helps anyone else: my doctor suggested 5 mg melatonin for me. It didn't make me sleep better and also gave me pretty bad side effects like having brain fog the day after, like I was completely unable to think and my reactions were slowed down to the point I would've been a danger in traffic. but I switched to a lower dose of 3 mg melatonin and not only do I have no side effects from that dose but ALSO IT WORKED. I've actually consistently slept 7-8 hours for the past week since I switched dose. I don't know the science behind that but lowering the dose worked better to put me to sleep.

[sendmyresignation]

social media is just new and excruciating ways of seeing cleanliness being upheld as an indicator of morality (same with health) which make me want to claw my eyeballs out of my skull.

[ahollowgrave]

do they have a skincare routine? if yes, how involved is it?

what is their skin texture?

Oh yes. It is very involved. As a child Odette was always making 'potions' out of anything she could get a hold of. Were it not for the math and intelligence needed for alchemy she would have slotted into the work neatly. Thankfully, her skincare routine scratches the same itch for her. Her tinctures. In general, Odette is very concerned about her appearance. She finds herself to be beautiful, how could she not divine bride that she is; but, for better or for worse, she is Incredibly Aware of her State of Being. A lot of her skincare and general beauty routine are focused on restoring a sense of life to her face. However, she is also a young woman, for all her grand purposes, and she follows trends with a certain thrill. To spy someone wearing a similar style brings her a jolt of glee. A woman of simple delights. As far as skin texture: Cold, incredibly so, and often a little clammy. The smoothness of youth with the pallor of a corpse. Dotted with the occasional mole. With stretch marks like slivers of blessed moonlight across her stomach, hips, and thighs.

Thank you for the ask!

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[onceuponadreamgirl]

struggling a lot with self love lately and I was wondering if anyone had any advice?

[vaperarmand]

“you’re not a killer. you have to be a killer.”

succession (3.01, 3.09, 4.10) + american psycho

[idliketobeatree]

so tired of romanticising being pale. i think we'd all benefit from stepping away from that

"oh their alabaster skin/white like a victorian ghost/just blinding in the sun" type of thing? good for you if it resembles a porcelain doll, but i have skin conditions and the line between it looking okay, maybe kind of cool to sickly is as thin as the violet-blue veins on my thighs. cannot stress this enough, it's a raw chicken situation when you don't put the balm on. the strawberry legs after shaving are just there, being strawberry. the discoloration alone can take you seeing all the colors like green, yellow, violet, pink etc hues. get yourself a nice sunburn from half an hour of direct sunlight for the whole packet. every bigger bruise looks like the whole limb needs amputating? and all of these are neutral bodily things! i just wish i saw normal pale skin that doesn't look like fine china around more

[tinylilvalery]

Can ya'll please let women be dirty, or unkempt, or fuckn idk, not overly sexualised and feminised? Can ya'll let women have their natural bodies without objectifying them? I'm fucking begging you to stop sanitising the appearance of your female characters.

[sinbrook]

Not pro-shipper, not anti-shipper, but a secret, third thing (employed).