#you fail

[msboutofcontext]

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[jiskblr]

The Dark Knight movies don’t work in a world with superhumans. Especially the Dark Knight Rises - have you seen the contortions DC needed to pull to justify the isolation of Gotham in No Man’s Land? It was pretty ridiculous. And in general, the gritty realism side of comics is overwhelmingly Marvel, not DC. DC’s cinematic presence was defined by Maximum Grimdark Comics Movies (Dark Knight), and the public appetite was strongly leaning grimdark, but everything else in their potential stable is flashy noble saviors avoiding the need to compromise because they’re so overpowered.

Fumbling that isn’t hard at all. They were facing a pretty tricky needle to thread. When Marvel has already positioned their movies as flashy spectacle with minimal silly costumes and secret identities but otherwise everything from the most ridiculous excesses of a DC ‘Ultimate Crisis’ or similar... what do you do, as DC? This is a no-win scenario.

Like, consider the two principal distinctions between the Flash and Quicksilver:

The Flash is a hero, frequently the most idealistic and cheerful of the Justice League.

Quicksilver is typically a villain, a member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants or whatever Magneto is currently calling his org. His cause is extremely sympathetic but his methods mostly aren’t.

The Flash’s speed is voluntary. He can live a normal life, and if he didn’t feel called to protect his city and his world, he would never need to speed up ever again.

Quicksilver can’t slow down. He’s stuck in fast-forward, waiting endlessly for anyone else to do something, isolated from everyone around him.

Quicksilver isn’t Flash in blue; he’s grimdark Flash. So what do you do when grimdark Flash is already on screen not looking grimdark at all?

The DCEU is so funny to me, because you would have to be eating paste and huffing tar to fumble a franchise with the popularity and weight of DC Comics, but the executives at Warner Bros gave the reins of the franchise to Zack "God's Strongest Accidental Fascist" Snyder and let him just slowly wedge the franchise into a complete standstill like Austin Powers on that luggage cart

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[halorvic]

[prolibytherium]

One of my all time biggest pet peeves with historical(ish) fantasy is when the writer constructs a religion with a clear bias that it's stupid and false and therefore only the Stupid People and/or commoners believe in it and all the smart/elite main characters are like, quasi-atheists or otherwise just routinely flout established religious conventions of orthodoxy and/or orthopraxy because they're Too Smart for it or etc.

It's usually an extension of assumptions that people in the past were just less intelligent than in the contemporary, just being like "I know that the sun is a star millions of miles away that the earth orbits, but this ancient religion describes it as a chariot flying through the sky" and not really bothering to learn the context and just (consciously or subconsciously) settling on 'that's a crazy thing to think and was probably believed in because they were Stupid'.

And that whole attitude pisses me off so much. People were as 'smart' 10,000 years ago as they are today. These beliefs aren't just desperate, random flailing to explain phenomena that could not directly be accounted for either, it's not like people just looked at the sun and went "Uhhh I don't know what the fuck that thing is, actually. I guess it might be a chariot or a boat or something?? Yeah let's go with that." and based entire religious practices on this. Every well-established belief system exists within broader contexts of cultural values/subjective perceptions of reality/knowledge systems/etc, and exist as part of a historical continuum of religious practices that came before. Even when not Materially Correct, they have context and internal logic, they're not always dead literal with zero levels of allegory, and they're never a result of stupidity.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Wow, this "gender free" fashion brand sure doesn't have any AMAB models.

[ochibrochi]

the first and last time he'll let his brothers pick him up from school (wishful thinking 🙄!)

[condensed-ink]

[actualadvocacybruh]

Cis means someone who isn’t trans ….

This isn’t the dunk you think it is, it’s just the reactionary ignorance we see from most bigots and fascists so they don’t have to engage with actual arguments

You can’t define woman or female without excluding cis women and still maintain the terf rhetoric it’s impossible

It’s why you try to use chromosomes and ignore the scientific understanding outside the 1940s (aka the “hurr durr only xx and xy exist”)

Your ideology doesn’t stand up to “basic biology” nor can you define your own standards without shoving cis women in one respect or the other under the bus

“Woman means they can carry kids”

Sterile women exist

“They have a womb and ovaries”

Women can be born without these or lose them due to illness or disease

“Chromosomes”

Outdated science and it also excludes cis women with different chromosome patterns

“Bones”

Not how bones work and there are women with narrow hips

“Menstruation”

There are women that don’t menstruate for various reasons and there are men that can menstruate for one medical reason or the other

Face it your ideology is based on a lie that requires delusion and ignorance to maintain itself just as the race realists and other bigots depend on fantasy to justify their bs

define female and woman without excluding any cis women and without including any non-cis women

Define that term you just used, "cis women."

Demonstrate how it’s possible that you know what a cis woman is, but not what a female is. And then demonstrate what point—if you even had one to begin with—you hoped to prove by pretending to not know the meaning of the core concepts which your ideology was built upon.

[ofswordsandpens]

Luke being given a quest at 17, feeling like there's no glory in it because it's a quest someone's already succeeded before, but then failing that very quest he considered to be beneath him, getting a permanent scar, "ruining it" for the rest of the campers because now no one else can go on quests and earn glory in the eyes of the gods, so he turns to Kronos, and years later here comes a possible candidate for the great prophecy, 12 years old, gets the first quest the camp has done since Luke's fucked it up, and Luke is actively ensuring this quest is an impossible quest!! he's literally rigged it so Percy's gonna fail (the shoes, the bolt appearing in his bag) and then this kid somehow succeeds still??? and not only that, Percy got the unique quest Luke wanted in the first place and achieved feats no one else had and earned glory in the eyes of his father, all because Luke created the circumstances for that to happen??

oh my god yeah I don't think I'd ever recover from that either

[deathbypickles]

crime and punishment heritage posts. to me.

[iamanartichoke]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -

I am fine with "the audience" -

downloading my fics

printing my fics

copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics

sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3

making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss

doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc

I am not fine with "the audience"

doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity

feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever

Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.

Enjoy the fandom things.

[ruporas]

and together we set out on a journey to find treasure! (id in alt)