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If you find people walking away mid-way through discussions to be a recurring event it might be time to consider that it's because you engage in those discussions in a disingenuous and bad faith manner.
The theme of A New Hope is Hope. And that theme is expressed so heavy-handedly that it even makes it to the title. The title of the movie doesn't dictate the theme, the theme dictates the title, and its ironic that A New Hope is the only title that is that direct about its theming and also the one film you seem to have the hardest time identifying a theme for. @trrenchertrash already told you the theme and you dismissed it as "nothing" because it doesn't suit your narrative. And not only have you completely dismissed it but you've also done so with no real rebuttal, just a rejection, which makes it impossible to engage with you in any meaningful way. But hey, I'll bite anyway.
If your issue with "hope" being the theme of the original Star Wars film is because you find it to be underdeveloped and simplistic, I would remind you that theme as a literary device is a central topic, subject, or message within a narrative (which the answer of "hope" covers) and is also often able to be expressed in a single word. In which case an argument that "hope" is too simplistic, implies a fundamental misunderstanding of literary theme and does not apply here. But i am also perfectly capable of providing you with a more complex interpretation of A New Hope's theming if that's your requirement.
The theme of A New Hope is not just hope, but the endurance of hope, even in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds and even after crushing losses, when it seems that all hope has been lost. The film has many instances of hope returning after seemingly having been lost but the most poignant follows the first and last major scenes in the movie. A New Hope opens with the interception of Leia's ship, the failure of her mission, her capture, the unveiling of an extremely formidable weapon, the destruction of an entire planet, and the lines "This is our most desperate hour. Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope". So we open on a very dire note, and with only one avenue of salvation - Obi-Wan. But between this opening scene and the celebratory victory at the end of the movie, we lose that avenue - Leia's proclaimed only hope for the rebel alliance is lost, in the form of Obi-Wan's death. And yet the movie still ends in victory for the rebels. The Death Star is destroyed, Han Solo, Chewbacca, and Luke are new members of the rebel alliance, and even though the empire still exists, even though Alderaan and Obi-Wan are gone, there is still so much hope.
But please tell me how that is "nothing". You're entitled to dislike the theme, or even the entire movie, but to deny its existence only implicates your ability to identify what is frankly a glaringly obvious message, out of what is likely willful ignorance given your lack of struggle in identifying one for The Last Jedi.
As for the depth of Star Wars as a whole, George Lucas' competency or lack thereof as a director has little bearing on the messages his story contains. Star Wars is full of meaningful themes and messages throughout all its installations, including the endurance of hope, the power of will, faith in oneself and ones abilities, the importance and influence of immaterial forces, love, mercy, self-sacrifice, humility, the corrupting nature of power and also of fear, criticism of political systems, and so many more. You could write a PhD dissertation on the messages and lessons conveyed through the prequel era Jedi Order alone. Just because the themes aren't shrouded in layers and layers of complexity doesn't negate their value. Star Wars is meant to be an easily digestible and fun story for all ages. None of that makes it shallow in any sense.
People scream “show don’t tell!” all the damn time, but the second a show actually DOES just show you stuff and make you use your brain to piece things together you scream “bad writing! Bad writing!”
Fuck you. You don’t want a story to “show don’t tell,” you’re literally angry they won’t just spoon feed you the answers on a silver platter.
#star wars#shawty got her fingers in her ears going LALALALALALALALA#i had to bring this blog out of retirement because this thread pissed me off so much#you dont like star wars? cool#you dont like a new hope? cool#you think the last jedi is the best star wars movie? to each their own#but you can at least engage in a discussion regarding topics you disagree with in good faith#even “i think thats a dumb theme” or “i simply prefer the last jedi” are better responses than “thats nothing”#its like arguing with a wall
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its come to my attention that a lot of my thoughts about mr lukesguyliker make it seem like i think hes some kind of useless twink and i would like to clarify that that is NOT what i mean ever.
bro is very competent. bro is super strong. bro is genuinely terrifying. but also......... he is a certified drama queen who loves to complain and a certified trouble magnet. i think a lot of people mistake that and his lack of stoicism as weakness/submissiveness.
i have a deep hate for people who make him all meek and hyperfem and shit. ive seen a lot of shit that infantilizes him and it just pisses me off esp bc so many mlm ships end up falling victim to the big strong daddy and weak little baby stereotype bullshit. like nah. fuck outta here. literally who are you talking about. bro races the space equivalent of cars and goes hunting for fun. bro has a kill count in the millions. bro could kill you with half a thought. he dont need some daddydom freaky weirdo to do everything for him. he needs an equal who isnt scared of him.
#plz read all my tags theyre important#this is what i mean when i say he needs a mf who isnt afraid to manhandle him#like#“youre the strongest dude in the galaxy? cool. youre in the way so im just going to move you hope you dont mind”#“oh you dont feel like a real person rn? thats cool we can fuck whatevs”#i do NOT mean#“grrr alpha is angry >:( you've made daddy angry kitten.... grrr”#“i must protect my sweet flower angel baby.... who has never killed anyone ever”#if you disagree with me then you have strongly misinterpreted his character#hope this helps#lukesguyliker#star wars#luke skywalker#dinluke#biggsluke#original trilogy#skysolo#wedgeluke
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while i do agree with the sentiment that bloodclan should be more nuanced as an entity i still believe it is wrong to portray them as the necessary "response" to clan injustice (haven't read the books in years but i am pretty sure that bloodclan started with no connection to the clans) / an opposition to the clan's flaws. some of the thing scourge did was out of selfishness and bloodclan isn't the other colour of the black and white debacle with the clans. the clans are heavily flawed yes, but it isn't realistic to completely say that their structure had no redeeming qualities altogether and that all outsider groups is fundamentally better than the clans.
all clans and groups are flawed in their own way and i believe we shouldnt brush past the things that other groups (the sisters and what they do with their toms *cough cough*) did solely to be able to degrade the clans and their culture.
Buddy, you're setting up a strawman. I promise you that if you look into the reduxes I've made of BloodClan, Guardians, The Sisters, and the Tribe, you will see that I don't make any of them a "flawless" alternative to Clan life.
Nor do I say that the Clans have no redeeming qualities. In fact, you can browse the "Clan Culture" tag to see the various expansions I've made to show how these traditions, values, and technological advances make Clan life so alluring.
The overarching theme of BB is that the nature of culture is change. For better AND for worse.
With respect, I think there's something insidious in the wording of "the things the other groups did." We're talking about fan responses to a work that consistently demonizes and degrades foreigners to make the Clans look like the "best way to live," justifying xenophobia. These are not real groups, they are writing choices.
In the franchise with some pretty extreme examples of misogyny, the authors said "What if bizarro world where women rule and have no men... woag..." and only includes a single Clan-alligned member of this culture, with a BAD opinion of them, who can't even do his diplomatic job because he HATES them so much.
In the same franchise that shows Fireheart getting bullied, facing prejudice, and fighting a murderous tyrant who publically executes a mixed-race character, their endgame villain is an outsider, like him, but this one IS a godless heathen who HATES love and friendship and banned families.
In the VERY same franchise which made its first non-malicious group barely able to get through an arc without needing to be saved by Clan cats, totally unable to defend themselves, framed as "whiny" for not wanting their clearly 'inferior' culture to be forcefully changed.
And I'm re-stating all this because, again, no offense to you in particular Anon, but I've been seeing a few people with a sentiment like yours lately. Complaints into a vacuum that don't make targeted critique of anyone's fanworks, gesturing at this broad "woobification" which is apparently out there somewhere over the rainbow, saying things like "well Scourge is selfish" or "well Moonlight abandoned her 13 year old" as if we haven't BEEN knew.
As if we're not all directly responding to these choices. As if I haven't written ESSAYS on this topic.
Since this was about BloodClan in particular though, and you admit you haven't read the books in years, please go back and actually read Rise of Scourge before trying to make critique of the ways fanon rewrites its origin. It's EXPLICITLY a response to the Clans, in the text, that the Erins wrote, it is canon that fanon is working with.
And you want people to take that out and approach it a different way... why? Because it's so incredulous to you that a nation forms in response to a threatening neighbor? That a common enemy through invasions is a way that people might choose to unite, and encourage their new culture to value brutality? Because you don't like the idea of Clan Culture's XENOPHOBIC BATTLE CULTURE affecting surrounding communities??
Could YOU, maybe, be doing this "woobification" thing I keep hearing about? Can I play this stupid game too? What's our stupid prize? Can it be a lollipop? Do we get stickers
TL;DR, ok.
#bone babble#Warrior cats analysis#Warrior cats fanon#Bloodclan#''Ok yes scourge is practically cold war era xenophobic stereotypes and i understand that is a part of canon you dont like.''#''But have you considered. Hes mean''#Yes. Yes i have considered it.#If I get another take like this in my inbox im gojng to fucjing add a scene where he kisses babies and looks at the screen and says#'Mmm wowow thank u for the babygirl juice fire star :)'#JUST to annoy them#People gonna be funny to me? Im about to be Hilarious.#Also ANON just to be clear im annoyed because like. Ive been seeing this around.#Sadly today you are the Genocide Frisk to my Angry Sans u.u#I am taking ur ask and turning it blue and smashing it against walls#Man it would be cool to have bone themed powers... i am a bone guy...#But anon you're fine. Just like. Think about what I said ok?
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in star wars
They are climbing the death star
Translation: its still star wars but to put it literally its sterren oorlog
#murder camel in places it shouldnt be#trafficblr#hermitblr#inplacesitshouldntbe#murder camel#hermitcraft#life series#Confession i have never watched star wars#Never did and i dont plan to#Im like gem the movies everyone has seemed to watch i havent watched#The people who read tags are very cool#Also i didnt expect my last post to blow up like it did hello new people thank you for checking out my blog!#Yᒷ⍑ℸ ̣
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Reading Thrawn Ascendancy: what a nice young man :) surely he isn't still marked by a giant hole in his soul that affects his ability to process or even acknowledge his own inherent loneliness. World's funniest delivery of war crimes.
Watching Rebels: BEAT HIS ASS EZRA
#dont get me wrong thrawn is still an endlessly funny and cool character but part of the charm in a doomed-to-fail character#is watching exactly what thwarts them#im glad it was the space scooby gang#lmao you sacrificed everything for an empire you dont even give a damn about to save your homeland?#uh oh it looks like your pursuit has caused you to target someone elses homeland. you know what that means 🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋#star wars#thrawn ascendancy#star wars rebels#sw rebels#thrawn#ezra my beloved creepy ass blue eyes son im so glad it was you 💙#ezra bridger
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I love Crossroads for the simple fact that it's basically slapping you with an illustration of how easily humans can change and how fragile even the strongest of them are deep inside but framing it as two high schoolers getting a metaphorical divorce. And even that I can't really make fun of because Rei and Keito were both lowkey screaming out to the other for help that the other couldn't give (Rei just wanting some peace, someone to actually look at him as an equal, but instead deciding to betray Keito; Keito sincerely just wanting to help out a friend and make the school better but being manipulative about it). And I really am glad it cut to the present to show that they eventually found the people that they needed back then, even if it took a while for the relationship as a whole to get there.
#i dont know guys#something about crossroads and deadmanz makes me think of a more self-contained war#like the yumenosaki war that is#its about the way keito put in so much effort that was denied because he went about it wrong#and how rei wanted to be seen as human and maybe build a friendship but could not let himself be used like that...#and theyre like...16 too its insane#enstars#ensemble stars#fandom spamdom#stuff i say#you know crossroads was my very first reminiscence story (actually the only reminiscence story so far) i read#i had absolutely zero context for it too just kind of was curious since it seemed to be the first on the timeline#but thinking back on it now it had so much#koga and adonis and souma too...as well as kaoru just being all awkward and stuff#undead and akatsuki make SUCH good narrative foils when you think about it#anyway im so glad this got an anime. cant really watch it until i find some translations but the few clips ive seen of it are so cool#they really are just getting better and better at animating....
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with the amount of uses copper is getting in this update i just want to say if they add the copper "golem" into the game and it has that ungodly fucking nose i'm going to personally march to jens bergenstein himsefl and shave him completely bald EVERYWHERE. i will douse this man in fucking flaming nair hair remover
#minecraft#minecraft 1.21#also the emphasis on the strays... like i know it seems like a stretch but what if this is gonna be a dumb situation where its like “woahh!#“we'rea dding back all the mobs you guys complained that we didnt add!”#“so cool!”#i feel like the community pressure would do that#and then i'd have to figure out how to give a robot automotan and an ice mage a hood so we dont have to look at Antisemitic Caricatures#(the 9th and tenth ones i believe? possibly more than that if you count any wool structures in the woodland mansions)#im so tired lol#i know i bring it up a lot but like NOBODY talks about it except for people on tumblr and then SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR IGNORE IT.#THIS IS THE ONLY SITE I'VE FOUND TAHT ACKNOWLEDGES NOTCH AS THE PIECE OF SHIT HE IS#AND SOME PEOPLE SOMEHOW CAN'T SEE THAT. THE MAN WHO STARTED MINECRAFT AS A WHOLE AND DESIGNED A LARGE PORTION OF THE MOBS.#WHO IS A KNWON ANTISEMITE AND WHITE SUPREMACIST AND HOMOPHOBE#JUST MIGHT HAVE PUT SHITTY STUFF IN HIS GAME BECAUSE THOSE ARE HIS BELIEFS#idk#if they add the copper robot i hope they call it a robot#or droid#star wars!!!!!! lol!!!#also iceologer was a shitty name you know it was#i dont like chillager that much because villager#the umbrella term illager#and pillager seem like the only ones that should rhyme fully#thats just my truth.....#idk it needs a different name#i'd just end up calling it “ice wizard” probably#or “ice king” WAIT ADVENTURE TIME FUCK
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Wait wait wait, I thought the Sims 4 star wars pack invented Batuu as a lame generalized ~star wars vibe~ city, but it's actually the name of the fucking Disney park?????? That is even stupider!!!!!!!!!!!
#thank you for educating me jenny nicholson#'somehow palpatine returned' was the last moment i cared about star wars#i gave the new trilogy a chance! i liked the first one! but they sideline all the cool characters and just regurgitate the original series#boring!!!!!#blah blah yeah i hear andor is good. oo philosophy tube is in an upcoming series. dont care#it'll take a depression spiral worse than this to get me re-engaged with that franchise. which sucks bc i loved it as a kid#fucking batuu....
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I'm pretty sure I've admitted it on here before, but I actually do really love The Last Jedi. I think it's a really good movie! Well made, well acted, beautifully shot, the characters and their development is compelling. I enjoy it!
I do not, however, think it's a very good Star Wars movie.
#like. i absolutely get why so many people hate it#i think a lot of it comes from just how much it doesn't really feel like a star wars movie#the stuff about the force. oh that's 100% star wars and was so refreshing to see#but the bait and switch with audience expectation? yeah. i understand why a lot of people felt betrayed#i will die on the hill that Luke's characterization is compelling and really really fun to expore#do i think it was the best choice? no. not really#but it is FASCINATING. and probably the best explination you can give for why he up and abandoned Leia#something set up in TFA#i dont think i would have been satisfied with any other answer given#'oh. Luke ditched his sister when she desperately needed him and fucked off to some nowhere planet to find some plot breaking mcguffin'#yeah no thanks#i like that luke disappeared into exile due to some precieved failure on his part. very obi wan of him#that's a reason i can actually buy#plus like. exploring a character crushed under the weight of their own legacy#thats cool. thats FUN#i saw a really good meta about Luke's tlj arc that i need to find again
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Pros of being able to read and write in aurebesh: you can read and write in aurebesh
Cons of being able to read and write in aurebesh: you take psychic damage from back to front letters or bad spelling mistakes
#me: through gritted teeth#i. can. reblog. this. cool. fanart. op. has. worked. hard. on.#i do not always succeed :(#tbh tho if anyone wants me to proofread aurebesh please send it my way#i will happily do so#sw#star wars#i remember I was at a con once and there was really cool merch with aurebesh#but. the letters were back to front :(((#so i didn't buy any of it :(#maybe it sounds stupid if you dont read aurebesh but like imagine if you had merch with english lettering but the captions were just#ranging from a bit weird to gobledegook
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Okay hear me out: Mandalorian Katsuki and Jedi Izuku. They accidentally end up sharing custody over little force sensitive youngling Eri. That's it that's the fic.
#Eri was kidnapped for her force-sensitveness just like baby yoda or smth#Izuku was on her tail and trying to rescue her FROM THE START#may have maybe (definitely) broken some jedi rules and gotten attached to her or something idk how jedi actually work tbh#but Katsuki rescues her first#he sees a little kid being mistreated and is like YOINK shes my daughter now#hey kid you want a blaster and some cool armor? cool here you go#but then Izuku catches up#and mandalorians are mercenaries right? and a jedi's natural enemy#or whatever#and so he thinks that Katsuki is just another kidnapper#and they fight!!!! and there is tension!#but then the misunderstanding is cleared up#but Izuku still wants to take Eri to go get properly trained#and Katsuki is like nuh uh shes my kid and you aint taking her to some magic cult that doesnt let her have parents nope#and then they end up coparenting#and fall in love ofc#and Eri is the first ever Mandalorian Jedi#unless thats already a thing? again i dont know star wars very well
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my desire to collect ttrpg books vs the price of ttrpg books
#booooo give me them for free bc im so cool and handsome#speaking#i dont want like lotr or star wars or smthn i want like. shit ive never heard of#um feel free to rec shit ive never heard of if you want btw#currently i own:#5e stuff. call of cthulhu. monster of the week.#citadel. blackbirds. i want to get blades in the dark.#most of my rpg books are put away rn but i think thats all of them#i have a lot of 5e stuff but like. ya know. trying to branch out.#jackie recommended me some im gonna look for after i move
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Heck no, I HOPE people don't get into whatever that nonsense is. It's the complete opposite of the point?? Like follow people with similar interests or if they just post content you're into, that's literally what the site is for? If you don't want people following you if they've never talked to you before then maybe Tumblr isn't for you.
So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
#reblog#this#its tumblr not facebook#please follow anyone for whatever reason you want#or no reason at all actually#like please strike up random convos with me#its the only socialization i get outside of work#and most people at work are karens or something so#they never wanna talk about anything fun#they dont wanna talk about like#star wars or dinosaurs or anything cool#they probably dont know what their favorite lizard or bat would be#so for real please interact even if we dont know each other that's how you MEET PEOPLE and GET TO KNOW SOMEONE
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Oh my GOD every time i make something and i get a lackluster response to it from my friends it sends me into certified freaking out mode HOW do i get it to stop i cant do this shit no mo😭
#it makes my brain go its because everything you create is lackluster and your friends all find you unimpressive and boring#and i KNOW THEY DONT but it would make sense if they did bc all their other friends are talented and cool and special and i am not 😔#like. deep down i know its just becaise none of mybfriends care about star wars#but like😭#ahh cant help being a gemini#idk I hype them up regardless but I cant be like umm hey can you react stronger to this BECAUSE THEN IT ISMT GENUINE#ahhh just like old tomes venting on tumblr#mane i hate living in texas😭 /c#personal mook
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You could ask me why Kallus is my favorite star wars character and I COULD say that its because he has a wonderfully written arc with an impactful presence (even despite his minimal screentime) but that would be a lie
He is my favorite because he is a rat bastard :
- He shows up and is the worst guy youve ever met for a season and a half
- You seriously want to beat this guy up he sucks so bad he is so fucking annoying
- He gets stuck on an ice moon with his nemesis and spends THE ENTIRE TIME either screaming, or serving face
- Like seriously, dude, youre about to freeze to death why are you mewing
- We dont see him again until season 3,
- He becomes THE WORST SPY IN THE WORLD
- Is found out after like 6 months, and in the episode where he gets found out, he spends THE ENTIRE EPISODE -- mind you, this man is like 36-- arguing with a TEENAGER
- Skip to zero hour
- He gets his ass whooped
- Battle of Attolon is happening, the casualties are imeasurable, everything is going to shit; he decides that this is the perfect time to taunt his former bosses
- "Thrawn's not going to enjoy you making a mess of his fleet 😼"
- He just LEAVES
- Jump to season four, he has a fun new haircut and a cute little jacket
- He then proceeds to have SEVEN AND A HALF minutes of screentime, ALL OF WHICH he spends either COMPLAINING or just STANDING THERE
- And youre sitting here thinking, o wow what a nice arc for this guy, thats cool--
- AND THEN ITS IMPLIED???? THAT HE'S IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP??? WITH THE PURPLE CAT MAN ??????????????????
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??? THAT CAME OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE???
- WHAT IS GOING ON
- Anyways thank u for coming to my ted talk he's so annoying 10/10 character writing
#he takes himself SO SERIOUSLY#but he is the LEAST SERIOUS CHARACTER#IN THE ENTIRE SHOW#star wars#sithposting#agent kallus#alexsandr kallus#kalluzeb#garazeb orrelios#star wars rebels#rebels#swr#swr incorrect quotes#star wars incorrect quotes
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oh god i hate having shit memory i dont remember games,,,,, i hardly played them,,
Five Nights At Freddy's
Undertale
Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sky: Children Of The Light
Minecraft
Minecraft, DDLC, Yandere Sim, FNAF, and Animal Jam 🫡
#the thing is with me that i didnt play a lot of games at a child so this is like. in order of end of childhood to more of my teen years#considering i did just turn 18 a few months ago (good god) its all fairly recent stuff#the star wars one wasnt too important but i definitely had fun#fnaf shaped me as a person i would not be drawing if it wasnt for fnaf#i think bendy made me meet a lot of cool people in my life and a piece of bendy ship fanart is my most popular post on DA lmao#sky got me closer to another group of friends And now boyfriend too#andlike ive always wanted to play minecraft. playing minecraft with my friends was one of the best things ive experienced with them#okay scratch the first one i made changes and i added undertale#it got me out of the fnaf craze and again made me meet lots of cool people n all#plus its an amazing game with beautiful music that also shaped me as a person#sorry lego star wars but you were mostly silly game that i played when i was like. 5 maybe#probably basic fuckin answers but i wasnt a gamer as a child unfortunately im poor okay leave me alone#also im not really tagging anyone because i dont know lots of people here anymore#nor people that i interact with and i dont wanna bother anyone#so do this if you want have fun#aaawic stfu
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