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Oliver Baez Bendorf, “Everything All at Once”
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to be clear im not saying "haha baby duck was so weird wasnt he" im saying isnt it strange that the blood dried that way. im 10+ years older and still equally as fascinated by it. it didnt pool, it didnt stick, it dried up in a weird curled chip. strange!!
this is from one of those annoying ass meme pages however

when i was a kid i had these and also had bloody noses a lot. and i accidentally bled on one of the stars and forgot to clean it up and when it dried it like. curled up away from the surface of the star. so then i used to bleed on them on purpose and stick the blood chips in my petri dish. i tried it on a similar glow in the dark moon (from a different set) and it dried like normal blood. theres no resolution to this anecdote but isnt that odd
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house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier
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i’ve been told by various european friends that the most american sentence i’ve ever said is “sophomore year of college, some friends and i road-tripped thirteen hours to florida for spring break.”
and now i can confidently say this is the most guy-who-lives-in-paris sentence i’ve ever said: “today i was cycling to meet a friend at buttes-chaumont and i went over some cobblestones and my baguette got launched out of the bike basket into the middle of the roundabout”
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this is from one of those annoying ass meme pages however

when i was a kid i had these and also had bloody noses a lot. and i accidentally bled on one of the stars and forgot to clean it up and when it dried it like. curled up away from the surface of the star. so then i used to bleed on them on purpose and stick the blood chips in my petri dish. i tried it on a similar glow in the dark moon (from a different set) and it dried like normal blood. theres no resolution to this anecdote but isnt that odd
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god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]
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Donating eSims is really easy and helps keep people in Gaza connected to the rest of the world. My referral code for Nomad eSims is WEAT59RQ. If you have a referral code, please share it if you reblog this.
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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive
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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing
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It has been a while since I have made a post, but I wanted to do it today. Ramadan Kareem to all those who celebrate. Today begins the holy month of Ramadan and a year before, the call for prayers in Gaza were coupled with the sound of zanana. After fifteen months of genocide, the resistance has cleared out the air, has pushed the zionist occupation forces out of Gaza and I am happy that Ramadan will be celebrated without the sounds of bombing and shelling. But things are not as before; the Zionist occupation has committed an urbicide- a whole city has been destroyed. They have murdered people, they have tortured Gazans, they have orphaned thousands of children and destroyed the hopes and dreams of many. None of this can be taken back, none of this can be made right. So while the whole world celebrates Ramadan amidst lights, in Gaza Ramadan would be celebrated in rubbles of destroyed homes.
So I hope in this holy month of Ramadan, we will keep supporting the Palestinian cause; we will keep fighting for a free Palestine, we will keep following the news that comes out from both West Bank and Gaza. I hope we will keep boycotting and protesting and supporting grassroot organization . For now I would like to redirect your attention to my friend Siraj's fundraiser. Please consider supporting Siraj and his family. Nothing will be the same again, but donations will help a lot in rebuilding his life.
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if i had a dick i would fuck the clay rich soil of the riverbed
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My friend is surrounded by the army
The IOF has given my friend Abed @mohmad5 and his wife @safa-abed seven hours to leave before bombing starts.
They are crouched in the rubble of their former home waiting to die.
The road costs $1000 per person. I have no hope of getting him this without help. Please do what you can for him.
Vetted #47 (his wife is also vetted)
tagging for visibility. (sorry if you get a lot of these and this is annoying, i just need to try circulate this as quickly as possible)
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no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books
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it's time again for the ✨#ADHDCosmicTakeover!✨ my comic this year is about pinballing helplessly between interests and the frustrating feeling of being a "jack of all trades, master of none" (but who said i have to be a "master" of anything anyway? fuck off!)
thank you so much to dreamadoodles for organizing this year! pls check out the tag to see more comics from other contributors 🌠
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