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Who had the worst time aboard the TARDIS?
TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST
#bad times: semis#vote tegan avenge peri#(sorry adric it probably is you but this is personal now)#okay for a justification#traumatic stuff happening to companions and them just rolling with it is how it goes in doctor who#even if they do choose to leave its not because they feel their trips in the tardis have been too horrifying for too long#its because they've found something they want to do more#or because they've always been trying to get home#this isn't a universal rule i can think of other people who left because they've had enough#but tegan's is probably the most notable to me#at the end of ressurection of the daleks#the doctor who story with the highest number of on screen deaths#she just goes nah this is too much i can't do this anymore#and its not just the last couple of days i've been fucking miserable for a while#and bails#(also this is after the heathrow business she's not been trying to get back for like 2 seasons now)#(also she had to deal with adric if anyone says adric had to deal with tegan its kill on sight#they are not the same thing adric constantly makes misogynistic comments towards tegan i don't care if she's mean back#like okay i think its in 4 to doomsday adric says she can't do something because she a girl#nyssa calls him out on this because its like her specialty and adric just goes oh i wasn't saying you couldn't do it nyssa#you don't really count as a girl#like tegan has a liscence to kill him in that moment imo)
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"This fandom is so queer friendly!" This fandom literally hates, bisexual, trans, nonbinary, and aspec people but ok.
#text#fandom#fandom culture#“queer friendly” you mean gays an lesbians? because i sure as hell don't see the same friendlyness towards anyone else#bisexual character exists “noooo they were comphet” or “they're dating the opposite sex right now so it doesn't count!!!”#Trans character exists and their story still has to focus on them being gay or else it's not queer or interesting enough#not to mention the sexualization they will face solely based off their trans identity#and the debates on if they're “really” gay or not because of being trans#Nonbinary character or character with complex and nuanced gender exists#and it's all about what their ACTUAL gender is and “I'm just going to use [gendered pronouns] for X because i see X as a boy/girl”#Character uses a specific set of pronouns and everyone decides to toss those to the side in favor of other (gendered) pronouns#under the guise of “nonbinary people can use gendered pronouns too! they are still nonbinaryyyyyyy i prommy”#Aspec character exists and it's “nooo you can't prove their aspec” “I can still ship them because aros can still date”#“Aces can still have sex so I can sexualize this ace character”#“okay but i headcanon them as a different sexuality so it's fine!”#and if you headcanon ANY of these identities? “Nooo you can't PROVE that they are bi/trans/nonbinary/aspec!!!!!”#queer#lgbt+#lgbtq+#lgbtqia+#bisexual#aro#ace#aromantic#asexual#aroace#aplatonic#aspec#acespec#arospec
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As an eligible young noble of no small fame, Ambroys had a number of arranged courtships and suitresses in his youth, but any nascent marriages always fell through.
It's not that he didn't try; he certainly knew how to court a lady (perhaps too well, according to many fathers and husbands), and when he lacked knowledge on the affairs of womens' hearts, he sought counsel from a young woman who was a dear friend of his (perhaps too much counsel, according to his own father). Nonetheless, all he garnered for his efforts was separation after separation.
Ah, well. Maybe it was for the best.
#been working on this for a while... was just struck by the fact that I don't have much showing Ambroys' character in his “normal” “everyday”#so I wanted to do something “short” and “quick” to try to highlight some of his... quirks#and to contrast the loverman persona I think he's garnered#like yeah he's good at romance but also he's so fucking bad at it#just like he's good and bad at everything to do with interacting with people really#no matter how well you mimic dance steps it doesn't count for much when you don't know what the music is#or something like that...#also wanted to draw Lou (the goat) his girl best friend (with benefits)#who is actually quite important to him and his history but who I haven't drawn actually speaking or having a face yet#comics#my draws#amaranthine#ambroys#anthro#fantasy#unicorn#etc
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patroclus in tsoa:
oh... i accidentally killed sarpedon??? i'm not built for violence, really. that's achilles. i guess he's always protecting me... i love him, i can't make myself argue with him— i'm so in love with him i don't know to be angry at him. ever.
patroclus in the iliad:
*invents gamer's rage by killing clysonysmus*
{kill count: so high that homer's just listing names at one point}
*kills sarpedon and then KILLS ANYBODY WHO TRIES TO TAKE HIS BODY* (the dead man's father ended up intervening i believe)
"hey patroclus... you're crying like a girl what's wrong??" "what's wrong? what's wrong??? what's wrong is yOU MOTHERFU—"
*knocks hector's charioteer onto the floor with a stone that fucking kills him* 10/10 my guy that was a perfect dive!! trojans seem awfully good at diving out of their chariots, don't you think??
"on my own? i would have killed TWENTY hectors, and you know that."
#and i KNOW patroclus killing clysonysmus is in tsoa too but. that was framed as an accident so does it really count???#also perhaps this is because i read it long ago in a biased lens but i remember that part in the iliad where pat was crying and#and achilles was like 'whats wrong' and patroclus INSTANTLY goes like 'you and your stupid fucking rage????'#might have used mild exaggeration of language for comedic purposes. but i firmly believe this is how it actually went down#achilles went 'why're you crying like a girl??' and patroclus punched him in the face THAT'S what fucking happened#im in love with patroclus#maybe you can tell#the iliad#patroclus#achilles#tsoa crit#maybe??? not inherently anti but. tbf i don't really... like certain aspects of that book#ill tag it js in case#anti tsoa
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As someone who is genderfae (microlabel under genderfluid), I have a lot of different experiences with gender.
I just wish someone told me sooner that it won't go like "today I'm a girl" "today I'm an enby" but more like ,,, "today I am a swamp witch" "today I am a feminine victorian vampire boy" "today I am a forest goblin collecting people's stares about my gender expression like shiny rocks on the ground" "today I'm an androgynous pirate lady"
Like,,, sure, are those real genders? I don't fucking now. If a cisgender person asked me what I identify as that day, would I answer like that? No, definitely not.
But to my genderqueer, trans and genderfluid friends; do you get me? I can't be alone with this, right?
#genderfluid#genderfae#gender expression#genderqueer#transgender#nonbinary#queer#questioning my gender yet again#gender crisis#gender#my gender soup has so many flavours you don't understand#i needed to explain to my friend that when i say i want to dress like the cutest victorian inspired goth vampire prince#it's not actually a male gender#like.. you would really think it is#but that is a very nonbiney gender somehow#don't ask me how#or maybe it does count as male?#but the femininest androgynous male you can think of#like cute pretty let me giggle like a little girl kinda feminine#i don't even know if half of these things make sense#“why don't you just say girl or enby”#because moon witch dark cottagecore female isn't the same#as go out in the sun and enjoy the breeze i command a ship androgynous pirate lady female#anyways
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...you know you can like Indis and think her stepson hating his siblings just for the circumstances of their birth was a jerk move and think Indis & Finwë & Míriel didn't handle things well and sympathise with Fëanor's position...
#Indis#Fëanor#Silmarillion#nuance? we don't know her#anyway justice for my girl there is nothing in her characterisation as stated that points to 'conniving bi**h & fairytale evil stepmother'#AND for the record I really think the remarriage situation was a bad idea by everyone involved#(*not* the Valar though — I agree with Namo on the count that 'there is the best solution and the kinda sorta fair solution#and unfortunately you can't *force* anyone to choose something wiser than the kinda sorta fair one')#silm morality kitchen sink#discourse
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When Daniela graduated from high school and was about to enroll in university:
Bela: What do you want to major in?
Daniela: What do they have?
Bela: This is not a restaurant, Dani 😭😭😭
#house dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#resident evil village#daniela dimitrescu#resident evil 8#bela dimitrescu#re8#alcina dimitrescu#headcanon#this sums up daniela's entire life philosophy#bela was trying#at least cassandra knew what she wanted academically like she had a full plan fleshed out and didn't need much guidance because girl KNEW#what she wanted#dani tho? she's just shrugging her way through things and picking whatever#because why bother working hard when you don't really need to#she didn't want to go to university actually but bela put her foot down#no sister of hers is going to be out and about without a degree#she will not give anyone any chance of badmouthing her sisters#this is something only she can do#and she will make sure it stays that way#and dani hates that cass is directly older than her because cass is an OVERACHIEVER and does insane things#bela is more sane and dani decided to focus on her instead of cass because cass and her choices are not for the weak#not that dani is weak it's just that she's lazy and a tad too spoiled to ever want to work for anything#and studying sure counts as her being tortured unnecessarily
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Welp.
I've found Mr. Romantic.
I think he has seen better days. RIP.
That's a cool ass hat, though. Can I borrow it?
Hmmm.
Rome does look pretty good with that dope hat (probably because I made him bard-like and bards always have dope hats), but I don't think I'll add it to his main design. I do like it, though. However, I think I went overboard on the design of it. Looking back, it's not nearly as complicated. I don't even think it has a feather. Oops...
One would think that Smitten would have no reason to enter Spooky's mansion. (Like, what? A trivial prize for a thousand-room expedition? I've better things to do.) But rest assured. He doesn't have just one reason. Depending on what game mode you play, he can have three to seven reasons to enter.
Here are the reasons:
There they are! Peak beauty!
I mostly wanted to see if I could sketch them, and this was a pretty good excuse to do so.
I'm warming up to this crossover idea, but I gotta put it on the back burner. I need to finish the voices. Ack.
#stp fanart#stp voices#voice of the smitten#spooky's jumpscare mansion#ramble#the best specimen out of those is Specimen 5 (Silent Hill babe)#she just is#look up the siren's killscreen and you'll see why i call her British#lol#that one girl is actually based on Rebecca Black#no i don't know why#lisa is the worst specimen to chase you in endless mode#she stops the room counter#which adds like 40 room that doesn't count towards progression#i hate it#tirsiak is cute but whatever you do DON'T GOOGLE HER!!!#i need bleach for my eyes#heh#i really want to do more of these#but with the other voices#hmm...#my art#:)#oh fuck i missed two#well actually...#i have no real thoughts on ringu (the ghost bitch)#she decently scary but very generic to me#also her kill screen sucks#frenzy on the other hand...#is the only creature to actually scare me in this game
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damn, people really still have opinions like "this eldritch horror game where your paranoia manifests into real literal tentacles that kill you has an unrealistic amount of women and people of colour in it" and think that's a real proper criticism that should be taken seriously, huh?
embarrassing tbh.
meanwhile, cool and interesting people who are worth listening to are saying things like "hey you ever notice how ingfell resident never uses gendered pronouns when referring to her partner? they could be someone of any gender! that's really cool, i love that :)"
#dredge#my main point here is it's VERY silly (embarrassingly silly) to look at the game with the ghost shark and attack twisters and the serpent#and go ''ok but what REALLY took me out of it was the normal human people'' yes hi hello are you ok??? are you good???#also not that it matters but i did some counting and well#there's 22 characters who show up in dredge*#6 of them are women. 4 of them are people of colour (3 women 1 man)#like damn son u rly thought 4/22 was an unrealistic amount of poc?? really??????? girl.#*not including the fisherman or the collector or any mentioned characters who don't appear#(i made this post before the photography update but the photographer does not change the numbers much at all)
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#can i offer you a nice maddie meme in this trying time?#au where maddie is around when trans girl jubes comes to the mansion and offers her some old clothes...#they don't really have the same fashion sense but it's the thought that counts y'know?#madelyne pryor#jubilee#jubilation lee
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answering all the questions from this ask game because i can
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👁 eye colour - dark brown
🇪🇺 nationality - american
🏳️🌈 sexuality - queer/bi
🏳️⚧️ gender identity - cis girl (but i honestly don’t like to think about my gender too much)
🛐 religion - agnostic
faves
☕️ hot drink - hot chocolate
🧃 cold drink - strawberry lemonade & black cherry soda
🍜 dish - baked mac & cheese with buffalo chicken
🍉 fruit - red grapes
🥦 veggie - carrots (fun fact guys: i hate most vegetables…)
🎉 holiday - halloween (1. The candy 2. the costumes 3. halloween themed fanart literally always eats and 4. if you don’t wanna partake, you don’t have to)
🎲 game - in terms of physical games, scattergories and in terms of mobile games, i like most cooking games
🏐 sport - to play??? absolutely none. to watch??? literally anything with pretty uniforms (ex: cheerleading, gymnastics, figure skating) & indoor volleyball
🐈⬛ animal - probably tigers
🌻 flower - chrysanthemums
🌦 weather - light drizzle when i'm outside and heavy rain (no thunder tho) when i'm not
🌍 place - don’t have one (i barely leave my home and i hate traveling)
🚙 means of transport - car
fandom faves
😇 blorbo - chase davenport (he’s just my cute silly little guy, i love him)
😈 meow meow - season 1 ej caswell
👥️ otp - zeddison (i just love them so much)
📺 tv show - lab rats, extraordinary attorney woo, elena of avalor, & girls on a mission
🎬 movie - zombies (guys i don’t watch movies help)
📚 book - layoverland, the coworker, or any book in the cupcake bakery mystery series
🎶 musical artist - seventeen, sabrina carpenter, & xg
#i think s1 ej counts as a meow meow...idk#i really hate listing favorites for broad topics#like i either don't remember what I like or i can't tell what i like#if you ask me like “what's your favorite mystery movie?” or “what's your favorite song from *enter in movie musical here*?”#i got you#but just “favorite movie” “favorite book” “favorite show” KILL ME#i say as i made the choice to fill this out...#chase davenport#about myself#ej caswell#lab rats#extraordinary attorney woo#disney zombies#zombies#zeddison#seventeen#sabrina carpenter#xg#elena of avalor#lego friends#lego friends: girls on a mission#get to know me
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The consequences of my poor financial decisions are here!!
#blame Kat for this lmao. she got the Yangchen novels first and I very easily give in to peer pressure (that wasn't exerted. but whatever)#three days earlier than scheduled too. which worked out perfectly bc I picked them up on the way home from grandma's#and carried them for 2 km. 2 hardcover books + the thick cardboard boxset they're in#+ the backpack full of food my grandma gave me#in the rain#I nearly fucking died#I'm not made for this level of physical exercise 😅#okay moving on#nia stop calling things like this poor financial decisions challenge#it cost like. the equivalent of 40 bucks#I have 30 times as much hidden away in my sock drawer#and I am usually responsible with my spending. I'm allowed a slightly more expensive treat every once in a while#also my dad doesn't know but I'm sure if I would him 'hey I spent 3.8k on a pair of books is that okay'#he'd be like 'why tf are you asking when have I ever said no to you spending money'#but again. I do try to be mindful#which is why as much as I want the lok art books and could probably ask for money for them. I won't#bc they cost an arm and a leg and I cannot morally allow myself to spend that kind of money#anyway. getting distracted again#do you know how hard it was to get these? I checked like 3 marketplaces before I did#and I was fully ready to get them in russian because non-classical english books are impossible to come by here#sanctions and all that. but somehow I did. and it only cost half the money in my bank account#I don't even know if Russian editions exist. these books were written before the war and before the gay propaganda ban but still#I didn't find them when I looked. maybe they don't sell them now that the law is in place or smth#I don't really care enough to look it up#the point is. I now own the books and can happily read about best girl kyoshi whenever I want#if the stress for an upcoming event doesn't kill me. that is#also I have read rok before but it was 3 years ago so my memory is vague. and I just realised how much thinner sok is?#I'll have to check the page count later
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@kelean tagged me to make a poll with 5 of my faves!! And let people choose their faves out of them. Thank you dear
Tagging @mrianne @zlotc @gay-melon @xiabnuy to do it next <3
#am I gonna add hualian both here?? yeah!!! of course#This poll got me thinking there' s a lot of women i really do like but they are objectively not on the same level with anyone from here#phos is nonbinary#And there are girls i've been just crazy obsessing over a couple of years ago but i don't anymore and none are older than like... 20#sayakyo are 15#Bringing up age in a poll like this is funny 💀 bc i wonder what age is considered “average” for my faves. Considering only these#650. I've counted and it's 650.#I didn't take Phos's final age because it would be even funnier but is going to fuck up the results#I'm gonna do better though my next target media are jwqs and signalis#accidentally voted for johnny a day before final results 💀 there you go king i guess
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forget power scaling. which magical girl idols out-sing eachother.
i am on the fence if aikatsu and the pretty series count rather than being idol series that are magical, i'm willing to hear opinions how they fair against mermaid melody, full moon, creamy mami, etc.
#magical girls who are separately idols don't really count#in case you wanna bring up makoto cure sword or ojamajo onpu or pgsm minako aino sailor venus#i'll still hear the opinion but i'm mostly referring to the girlies whose deal is that they are magic and mainly use their magic to be idol
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why isgrian shipping the warden and the wither
#?#serena.txt#infizero.live#slsmp spoilers#also grian reeling from jimmys death only to shriek mumbo's name when he dies immediately after and saying ''this wasnt the plan!!''#do i even need to say my whole spiel at this point#so funny to me how grian has multiple times done a thing where hes accidentally caused violence/death for ppl he likes#in the middle of INTENTIONALLY causing violence/death for others#like him killing ren only to realize afterward he'd inadvertently killed big b as well. i dont know#something about him cackling and laughing at scar being chased by the wither#only for him to be all shocked by mumbo dying to the warden. i feel like he had two very different responses there.#if you're someone who takes every opportunity he can get to hurt people. is it any wonder you keep ''accidentally'' hurting#those around you as well?#that girl is dangerous to be around. thats all im saying#we all know this but like friend or foe being with grian is not going to end well for you its just not#now idk if this really counts for widows curse. its tricky this season#etho and cleo are grian's teammates but are they really who hes CLOSEST to? idk.#for me i'd say i don't think either of mumbo's deaths count as like The Death that would continue the tradition#i think it'd have to be etho or cleo for me to count it. but mumbo's deaths definitely fall in line with this same pattern of#people close to grian dying due in some part to him#and hey if etho and cleo dont end up having a death that fits the bill then you KNOW i will actually be taking mumbo's as the one#this is all about my silly little ideas and what suits them best
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disability pride month aka pride month 2: ouchie boogaloo
#anyway i don't think i really count as disabled because the medication that works for me works really well and i'm pretty pain free#and i have been immensely privileged in my diagnostic and treatment process#ESPECIALLY as an overweight 18 year old girl. being white does help but my point is i am part of two groups that make a lot of doctors#say other things (ie maybe it's your period/have you considered losing weight)#i think however my terrible pain tolerance helped#granted. meds have side effects.#but i am a lot better off than a lot of other people with chronic diagnoses or specifically rheumatoid arthritis#and you know getting all this stuff in australia was somewhat expensive and it felt like it took forever. especially while i was waiting#but it would have been worse if i lived in the usa. if i started at a college that forced me to move out and live on campus#and you know general healthcare hell#buuuuuuuuuuut yeah!
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