#you don’t wanna know

[arcadekit]

youtooz sun nightlight i got a while ago :3

he is so beautiful i love him …. aaauouhgghhhh

[8utter4lies]

“delete me out of this conversation” -shaq

[the-circus-ctrl-key]

[I have sinned]

[mando-abs]

I Hello Kitty Island Adventure’ed so close to the sun yesterday that my mom had to remind me of the new episode of Severance today. The show the I roped her into.

[fihof]

please stop asking me what i’m writing. there’s only so many lies i can come up with before i straight up tell you i’m writing about a human fucking a sharkman

[project-doomsday]

How will Z behave in front of little smeets? How will he interact with them?

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

sometimes the sexiest things a man can wear are dishevelled hair, reading glasses, and a lit cigarette between his lips

[love4ng1e]

Don't worry about it. 🤠

"What’s that notion app on your phone?"

[toonjazzy]

Stacey: I bet your hands would look really good gripping my bedsheets… ;D

Jean: You can compliment me all you want, I’m still not making your bed for you >~>

Stacey: PLEASE!!! I DON’T WANNA DO MY CHORES 😭

Jean: Too bad, now grip that motherfucker

Stacey: …..Jean…?

Jean: …..

Stacey: Jean, how do you…???

Jean: Um…

Stacey: Jean…Answer the question, Jean!

Jean: How do YOU know?!

Stacey: …

Jean: Exactly. It was just a video using that audio. I swear I was not doing what you think I was

Stacey: Yeah…I was not either…

[meteor752]

Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…

Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?

[whereiswere]

Hmm. I think I should

[implied-gay-sex]

What's a comshipper

I don’t want to tell you to ruin your day but it’s a disgusting thing. The world is healing

[duckysprouts]

batman is an optimist. how much must i shout this fact into the void that is the internet before people realize. he is the biggest optimist in the universe. he is so insufferably compassionate, he is delusionally kind, his worldview is somehow more catholic than matt murdock because he believes in redemption even when hes lost everything over and over and over. gotham is a shithole that deserves to burn, rent is dirt cheap because nobody sane will live there by choice, and it’s crowning achievement is being the home to the biggest max security asylum on earth staffed by people so corrupt that villains escape every other day. and this stupid boy wrapped his mothers broken pearls around his fists like prayer beads and goes out to get his shit rocked every night for the past 20 years because he fell head over heels in love with said shithole city and its garbage residents, funnelling his wealth into the pit of endless greed because he hopes that a few cents will reach the pockets of those who need it

[a-sketchy]

figment

[spritebrain]

oh god.

oh dear gog no.

wow, it's almost mergle kergle 🎅

[imp-thing]

My discord status kinda lives up to its meaning behind it now