#you don’t understand I need this

[girlboss-marv]

I wish sam really did get a fucking lobotomy in s7. Let his ass stay in the psych ward forever, it’s my dream.

[heartthroblopez]

And in addition to the bicep choking, I’m also going to need him to crush my head between his thighs.

Thanks,

Management

[jesterofthecourt]

Well well well if it isn’t my court jester obsessed self drafting up a court jester emoji submission/request form

[statuescrumble]

so we’re getting my songs know what you did in the dark (taylor’s version)

[chloesimaginationthings]

10/10 parenting from the Aftons in FNAF

[crescxntmoons]

MY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT LIFE SERIES TEAM UPS!!!!

First up, my dream series:

Second, the series i think would be the most chaotic:

[veryblushyswitch]

Dipper & Pacifica hugging is so precious to me ✨

[kangals]

friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.

but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.

please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”

[somewillwin]

Once again spreading my soulmates share pain/wounds AU where Cassandra saving her daughter actually saves vi too.

Also I just need more cait and Cassandra content pretty please. I have all the Kirafeels and this was pretty quick but yes

Kofi

[anna-scribbles]

constant internal thought process

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

[osddid-i-do-that]

Shoutout to all the hosts who thought arguing with the guys in your head was a normal way of “thinking about things” 😭

[flustered-art]

I think the internet is a magical place…

[mysteriousmissme]

GOD PLEASE BRING OUR FAMILY BACK TOGETHER 😭🙏😭🙏🙏

[aro-in-danyl]

During an Overlord Meeting

Random Overlord: So how'd you bag the King of Hell?

Alastor: Well I-

Lucifer: The first time we met he told me to go fuck myself and dropped a piano on my head

Other Overlords: ...

Lucifer: I've been charmed by his audacity ever since

[cutter-kirby]

getting into both of these games at the same time is pretty funny