#you cannot tell me he wouldn't adopt them on the spot...

[tenshiharmonia]

I started out Tunic the other day, a game I was extremely thrilled about, and oh my fluffy goodness, it's even more charming than I was expecting. For now I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to decipher the game's language, so I kind of go with the flow and what little is already translated for us, but the environmental storytelling is truly phenomenal. The game was designed as a love letter to the Zelda franchise, and it delightfully shows. I'm definitely not the first to say it, but the adventure gives me such a "Link's Awakening" vibe. It's actually kind of poetic how you can play the two game on the same console… Anyway, it probably goes without saying, but I'm really enjoying the experience so far, although I must admit, the fights are way harder than I was expecting. XD Like, I just defeated the Siege Engine, and oh boy did it put me through the wringer. And even then, I only defeated the mechanical monstrosity because I somehow got stuck under it next to its weak point. I'd almost feel scrupulous, if it wasn't for all the times it thrashed me with its gatling… What can I add, though ? This game is an absolute gem. ^_^

[ivysangel]

expanding on this post except it's where dick, roy, jason, and wally fall in the frat ranking and why (this is just for fun, don't take it too seriously)

DICK

is ranked number one every year until he graduates (duh) because he's a borderline nympho and can't go a single night without getting his dick wet

pledges aspire to be him but he's seriously contemplated attending a sex addicts anonymous meeting because he skipped half his classes last semester to fuck girls on greek row and his grades suffered

has a collection of underwear he steals from girls to keep as trophies and had to change the spot where he keeps them because one of his frat brothers found them and went around the house telling everyone that dick wore women's panties

fucked that guys ex to spite him and got away with it because he's super hot and also the frat president (defintely a legacy pledge too)

has told girls "i love you" and "you're the only one for me" to get in their pants and has either ghosted or messaged them "it's not you, it's me" immediately after leaving their dorm

there are multiple hate posts about him in the gotham university subreddit and all of the upvotes are from girls he’s fucked

ROY

ranked in the lower half of the top 10 but is on a mission to break top 5

gets a lot of play just from being hot but also keeps a list of girls dick rejects so he can be the first to console them and subsequently get in their pants, has "i can make you feel better"ed his way into many hook ups

has a thing for girls with dark hair who play hard to get and has unironically sent to the frat group chat "i need a goth bitch in my life"

scared away multiple girls by wanting to fuck them in the ass and always follows it up with "aw come on??? it was a joke!" even though it's not a joke

came too fast once as a freshman and got nicknamed speedy

is still bitter about it and sometimes sends to the gc "lasted 2 hours, who's speedy now?" and everyone's like "still you."

JASON

isn't ranked at all and not because he doesn't get any play, just because he doesn't kiss and tell

fully thinks the ranking is corny but also takes pride in knowing that if his bodycount was made public he wouldn't be at the absolute bottom

hasn't slept with that many girls but has had so many blowjobs that he's sometimes wondered if his dick will start pruning like wet fingers

felt dumb wondering that so he doubled up on his bio classes the next semester and then hooked up with his ta because she was hot and smart

is like the only guy in the frat that cares about safe sex and has had to let his brothers know on multiple occasions that their junk isn't supposed to be red or itchy, and has had the pleasure of accompanying more than a few of them on trips to the std clinic

never tells anyone that he's dick's adoptive brother, so every time they go home together over break and he decides to text a girl, she always responds with, "you're not gay?"

WALLY

would be ranked low because he's a loser and has zero game/cannot function normally around hot girls and will make a fool of himself 97% of the time but his oral skills cancel it out so he's somewhere in the middle

is one of the first places girls go after breaking up with their shitty bf's because he's sweet and will go down on them for hours without expecting anything in return

once had a conversation with jason where he reffered to his girls as clients and jason said he "made it sound like prostitution"

once had a conversation with jason where he said his jaw was getting tired and he was thinking about charging for his “service” and jason said, "that would be actual prostitution"

has cum too quick on multiple occasions but didn't get a nickname because nobody was surprised

once hooked up with another ginger, and roy had to sit him down to tell him that it was fundamentally wrong and that he was never allowed to do it again or else he'd be kicked out of the frat

[thefandomlesbian]

37 + wilson for the ask game :)

OUCH we're going right for the throat, huh--

This is probably going to be utterly incomprehensible and I am not responsible for any ramifications that arise from answering this question. Allow the word-barf to commence!

#37: What they really think about themselves:

This is such a difficult question to answer because Wilson is a man shrouded in layers upon layers of hiding. This is someone who constantly begs the people around him to be vulnerable with him, to trust him, while simultaneously refusing to ever offer his own vulnerability. And he's good at it. He's good at passing himself off as being close to someone while they never know he has a brother.

House is all walls topped with barbed wire fences and he makes no claims otherwise. Wilson on the other hand is a shimmering oasis. He's fresh water in the desert with shade and fruit. He's nothing but a refreshing illusion. Wilson can be incredibly human while simultaneously more detached than anyone knows. This is aided by the fact that he's a social chameleon, matching whoever he's with, and a natural conscience mirror for the people around him. House calls him out on this multiple times in S5, specifically for being a chameleon who meets the environmental needs of everyone else socially; House asks him, "Who are you at your core?" and then goes on to assert that he thinks Wilson has no core, that his locus of identity has been completely erased in his desperation to meet the needs of others.

Even in S6 when House demands that Wilson choose something to place in their home that he likes... he picks something he knows House likes. "You asked me to tell you who I am, and I am someone who loves you. This is the only answer I know how to give." That's typically the fandom read, but it's important to recognize that this attitude is not unique to House coming from Wilson. He does the same thing with Amber, with Grace (the cancer patient he cares for), with Cuddy during the Rachel adoption arc, with Tucker, with Sam. His existence pivots on his service to other people.

His desperate need to be needed, as House calls it, has a flipside: Wilson can't need anything. From anyone, ever. He can't be vulnerable, which is why he hides himself so effectively. To unveil weaker parts of himself, it would require his loved ones to serve him, to help him, and Wilson cannot cope with the idea of inconveniencing the people in his life. I have written meta in the past on the whole cast's gross mistreatment of Wilson during the Tritter arc. He has no money, no car, living in a hotel that presumably expects weekly payments, no way to buy food or keep himself housed. Everyone attacks him when he finally folds, but none of those people were there to support him, even though his situation was exclusively caused by House lying to and manipulating him. But the thing is... Wilson wouldn't have let them help him. Think of his friendship with Cuddy, how she reveals that she treats him as a confidant (she told him and only him that she slept with her father's best friend) and trusts him not to repeat things to House--but when he arrives to work late from riding the bus, she didn't even know his car was impounded. That sort of friendship is the type you can call to come get you! You don't need to take the bus! Wilson would never dream of reciprocating the relationship she has with him. He's incapable of inconveniencing someone, even to ask for a ride to work or to spot him a five for a sandwich in the cafeteria, even from people he's very close to.

And this all comes to a head in the cancer arc. Wilson is incapable of being needy to the point that he's ready to undergo high dose chemotherapy alone in his own home in a nonsterile environment with no one to monitor him or check on him. In his words: "I am not going to die slowly in a hospital bed under fluorescent lighting with people stopping by to gawk and lie about how I look. Even a small chance of that happening is too big a chance for me." It's funny that later in this episode he says that he wanted a wife and children to care for him, when we know he wouldn't ever allow himself to be so weak in front of his loved ones. House acknowledges this in the same episode.

Wilson's need to serve and his fearful avoidance of being vulnerable all point to an incredibly abysmal sense of self-worth. He says that House doesn't like himself but admires himself, and I don't even think Wilson does that much--as he consistently tries to lie on the sword for everyone around him. RSL says Wilson is the saddest man in New Jersey, and I would agree with that. Wilson has deep-seated issues with his self-esteem. As a wise YA novel once said, we accept the love we think we deserve, and the only love Wilson ever accepts is House's. In S3 after House upends his entire life, it takes one genuine apology to buy him back, because House's love is the only one Wilson knows how to handle. It's the only one he can take without feeling unworthy. All coming to the S8 conclusion: House makes the ultimate sacrifice for Wilson, and Wilson (in spite of having just lambasted House publicly for ostensibly ditching him) argues against it. Wilson says he's not worth the sacrifice. He would rather die alone than have House give up his life for him.

(I could delve into a whole follow-up wrt Wilson's romantic relationships as a gay!Wilson truther, but I've already gone too far and made this unnecessarily long.)

so in short: I wouldn't say Wilson hates himself explicitly, he would consider that vain and self-centered, but he cannot exist outside of serving others. If his utility is gone, he is pointless. I already wrote a long meta on my take on Wilson's suicidality, but that line of thought follows here, too. Wilson thinks his value as a person stems from his ability to care for others and will die sooner than become someone who needs to be cared for.

[themaladaptivewriter12]

Mirai Yuhara and the Staff

Mirai | Ramshackle | Heartslabyul | Savanaclaw | Octavinelle | Scarabia | Pomefiore | Ignihyde | Diasomnia | Staff |

c/w: Smoking mentioned, Mirai's mother mentioned (deceased)

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Divus Crewel

Mirai likes Crewel

He just might be his favorite professor

he helps Crewel out after classes and weekends

Mirai helps clean and organize the lab

And Crewel, in return, helps Mimi with his homework

Crewel wants nothing more to see Mirai succeed

he just wises Mimi would use his brain a bit more

Like "No Mirai, you can't drink that."

And "Yes Mirai, you have to use the Mandrake root."

and speaking of Mandrakes

Crewel cannot count how many times Mirai has stolen the Mandrakes

And or released them into the back woods

*Crewel chasing after Mirai around Campus* Crewel: "Mirai! (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ Mirai: "No!" ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ Crewel: "Give the Mandrakes back!" Mirai: "Be free! Be free my children!" Crewel: ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶ Mirai: ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

Students claim to still be able to hear their screams to this day

Mirai even keeps two as pets

Mandy and Squag

Mandy can speak perfectly for some reason

and Squag can only say it's name

Crewel really doesn't want to know how it's possible

Mirai has also chnaged the name of one of his dogs

It wasn't on purpose

it's just that Spot looked more like a Poppyseed Muffin

Mirai Yuhara - Adopted by Crewel

Crewel adopts Mimi and in return, he tells of his past

Of his mother

His Father

and his Aunt, Uncle, and cousins

He also gives Crewel the honors of calling him Jasper, his first name

Crewel won't ask why this is, he'll wait until Mirai's ready to tell him

Mirai still helps out after classes

Mirai still will join Crewel for dinner

He still gets on Crewel's nerves

But it's amplified by 10!

Mimi is everywhere at once

He's asking dumb questions

he's getting into things

and now he's lost in the neighborhood somewhere with his dogs

on those days he contemplates his life's choices

He doesn't regret his decision

not one bit

Mimi may get on his nerves

but crewel sees the smile on Mimi's face when Crewel makes him spaghetti

the proud look on Mimi's face when Crewel praises him fro his hard work

and the sight of Mirai sitting on his-their couch on Saturday mornings, watching early morning cartoons

Crewel wouldn't trade it for the world

But what irks Crewel to this day is the Freshmen calling him "Mimi's Dad"

He doesn't know who started it

or how the word got out

but now the Freshmen won't leave him alone about it

Ace: "Mimi's Dad? I need help with question 9!" (￢‿￢ ) Deuce: "Mimi's Dad? Could you repeat that part again?" Random Freshie: "Mimi's Dad? The guys from Class A are fighting again!" Grim: Mimi's Dad? I have to use the bathroom!" *It even spread to the rest of Crewel's Freshmen* Epel: "Mimi's Dad? Can I ask you a question?" Jack: "Mimi's Dad?" (￣ω￣) Sebek: "Mirai's Father!" Crewel: (눈_눈) *He secretly loves it* ♡ (￣З￣)

And Crewel still won't admit he cried the day Mirai dyed his bangs black and white

And Mirai likes the domestic/unrefined side of Crewel he gets to see

Like how Crewel hates his across the street neighbors and their two poodles

They're super cute and super nice, so Mirai can't figure out why he doesn't like them so much

or how Crewel won't say no to a good movie and fine wine

or how the only pattern in his home is white on black spots

or how Crewel wears reading glasses to read the morning paper over black coffee

And like how Crewel takes him for milkshakes on weekends in his fancy vintage cars

there also was this time where Mirai caught Crewel smoking on his porch one early morning

Mirai: "So you can smoke and I can't?" o(>< )o Crewel: "I'm an adult and you're 17." (--_--) Mirai: "You told me it wasn't good for me!" Crewel: "It's not." Mirai: "Well it's not good for you." Crewel: "It's not." Mirai: (≖､≖╬) Crewel: (눈_눈) Mirai: "Well I don't think you're setting a good example." Crewel: "Even if I did, you wouldn't follow it." Mirai: (￢_￢;) Crewel: "Now go inside. You have school in an hour."

And there's Crewel's social life

Mirai thinks it's cute that he invites Sam and Vargas over for drinks sometimes

and there's this woman from Crewel's summer job at some fashion company that he can't remember the name of

she's kinda intimidating, but she's nice

they normally gossip for hours over wine and whiskey while her two dalma-poos play with Crewel's four Dalmatians

She finds Mimi absolutely adorable

and has taken him shopping before

All in all Crewel cares for Mimi, and Mirai couldn't ask for a better dad.

Mozus Trein

Trein feels like an older father figure to Mimi

or even a Grandfather

but don't tell him he said that

besides Crewel, Mimi feels like Trein would have the best advice

being older and what not

And Mimi tries not to cause too much trouble around his History Professor

One reason being his age

and the second being that he finds Trein even scarier than Crewel and Crowley combined

But then again, things don't always go as planned

*Trein, Mirai, Crewel, and some rando student in Crowley's office* Crowley: "So what seems to be the issue?" Mirai/Rando: "He started it!" Crowley: "Let's not shout. One at a time please." Trein: *nudges Mirai forward to confess his crimes* Mirai: "He was picking on me because I can't use magic!" Rando Student: "But he-" Trein: "Shh! Let him speak." Crewel: "So what did you do?" Mirai: "So I asked him if he wanted to see a magic trick, yelled 'Abracadabra,' and chucked a text book at his face." Crewel: *trying not to laugh* („ಡωಡ„) Crowley: *trying not to laugh* (*¯ ³¯*) Rando: (凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 Trein: *sighs* (눈_눈)

Don't get Trein wrong, he likes the kid

but since Mirai's and Grim's surprise enrollment in the school

things have gotten quite rowdy since

But he has high hopes for the two

Especially Mirai

He's a good kid when he wants to be

Ashton Vargas

Mirai doesn't know what to think of Vargas

The Man's loud

He's a total meathead

and all he talks about his muscles

and Mirai never liked Gym class

so he'd never like Vargas, right?

Right?

It's the subtle things that Mirai notices

like how Vargs always makes sure Mirai stretches properly

I annoyed Mirai at first

but he realized his back always felt better when he did

Or how Vargas always sends a dozen eggs to Ramshackle

Eggs are good. Protein.

But their always great in other dishes

Vargs just wants to make sure he eats right

And then there was the squats thing he did

Mirai didn't understand it

Every evening, after clubs and dinner

Vargas would do squats outside Ramshackle

It was weird, very weird

but then Mirai realized that they guys who'd pick on them after school stopped coming

He's was protecting him but also getting his workout in

Ace: ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : ) Mirai: "What's wrong wichu?" Ace: "Uh? Why is Vargs outside doing squats?" Mirai: "He always does that." Deuce: "Squats?" σ(￣、￣〃) Mirai: "Uh huh." Epel: "Outside Ramshackle?" Mirai: "Yep." Jack: "In the dark?" Mirai: "Bingo." Sebek: (￢ ￢) Ortho: (´,,•ω•,,)♡ Grim: (=^･ｪ･^=)

Vargs cares just as much as the other

Just in his own ways

Sam

Mirai likes Sam

After all, Sam's his source of income in this world

Although

Mirai still kinda finds the man a tad creepy

Especially his "friends"

Mirai still remembers the day Sam gave him the job

It was around winter break

He and Grim were making a store run before it closed for the break

and just as he was about to leave

Mirai: "C'mon Grim!" Grim: "I am!" Sam: "Little Imp! A moment?" (⌒‿⌒) Mirai: "Y-Yeah?" Sam: "How are things livin' in Ramshackle?" Mirai: "Ugh! Their something." Grim: "It's the worst! It's cold! It's dusty! And that stupid Headmage is makin' us heat the school while he's gone!" Sam: "Huh? Why?" Grim: "Ta pay for our food and stuff! It's so unfair!" Mirai: "Grim!" Grim: "What?!" Mirai: "Ignore him. We're fine! Bye Sam." Sam: "Starting the day after break, you have a job here on weekends." Mirai: "Huh?" Sam: "It'd be nice to have a little extra marks in your pocket, dontcha think?" Mirai: ｡ﾟ･ (>﹏<) ･ﾟ｡ Sam: "Have a nice break, Little Imps. Don't catch a cold!"

After that, it was history

Mirai sees Sam like an older brother of sorts

He's young, his cool, and he's a tad mischievous

Mirai has on multiple occasions asked Sam to cover for him when he's gotten into trouble

Sam always has and always will

Dire Crowley

Mirai didn't like him at first

and do I really have to explain why?

he wasn't the best starting out

And it seems that he really didn't care

But Mirai learned to accept that that's just how Crowley is

but he has his quirks

Like how easily distracted his gets around shiny objects

Crewel: "What are your thoughts on doing a field trip to th-" Crowley: (✧∀✧) Crewel: "Crowley?" Crowley: (✧∀✧) Crewel: *looks at his ring, then to Crowley* Crowley: (✧∀✧) Crewel: *moves hand left to right* (눈_눈) Crowley: (←∀←) (→∀→) Crewel: "We'll discuss this later." Mirai who was the whole time: (￣▽￣)

And then there's the subtle bird-like nature Crowley has

Like how he cocks his head to the side when he's confused

or when he's curious

there's also his laugh

Mirai could have sworn he heard little "coos" mixed in there

Despite all of that

Mirai still is kinda indifferent about Crowley

But Crowley gave them a house so...

well, time will tell

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This took waaaay toooo long to do! And it's waaaaay toooo long! But IDC! It's done! I'm done! Mimi's done! lololol

The part with Crewel I really liked, and really wanna make a mini series about their relationship. So I won't give away too much.

Ima make an update post to tie everything together soon, and Ima post an update on my series with Leona soon. It's actually already up on Ao3, but the banner was giving me a hard time so it's been sitting in my drafts for a week. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

And again, if y'all wanna see more of something, have any questions, feel free to comment or send an ask! See ya! ⸜(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)⸝

[lgbtqiadnf]

A new Christmas (pt.3)

PART 3 BB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL BE A SUPER SHORT (FRICC I FORGOT TO FIX THIS LAST NIGJT) CHAPTER :D IF YOU HAVE NOT, GO READ THE OTHER CHAPTERS FOR A BETTER UNDERSTANDING <3 MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE A 4TH PART

"Uhm- we haven't talked about anything too deep," "Oh, I'd think you have since you did text me 2 years ago- I think- saying you 2 dating," "You remember that?" George blushed at the memory of him texting dreams mom that embarrassing message,

"Of course, I remember, I was thrilled! My son had a boyfriend! A handsome one too," She laughed, making George giggle, "thank you," "I was hoping to see you much sooner, those Visa offices do take a while," She said starting up another conversation,

"Well, I had gotten an O-1 visa," George explained making Dreams mom shine, "That's amazing, George! An O-1 Visa, I am very proud to have you as a possible son-in-law," George couldn't not laugh, it was hilarious, it seemed as if they had been years already planning a wedding and it was about to happen,

"GEORGE!" Drista yelled, running down the stairs and hugging George, tightly, "Where have you been?! Oh my gosh! Hi!" She looked at the person she had just bear-hugged to see if she was hugging the GeorgeNotFound, and she was,

"Hello," George, calmly smiling, "How are you?" He asked, she couldn't let any words out due to her excitement, instead, she hugged him again,

"This idiot kicked me!" Dream yelled, glaring at Drista, "What the hell?!" He stared at the two, and pointed at where she had kicked him, on the bottom of his knee, "You were telling me all these things I shouldn't ask George and you wouldn't let me leave!" Drista said, putting her arm on George's shoulder,

"What did he say?" George whispered to Drista, "He was being an idiot, he told me, 'don't ask him this and that! Also, don't ask him this,' He was being annoying, " "what did he say not to ask?" "If you guys are having a child or dumb shit like that, I wasn't paying any attention," Drista laughed, "We are having a kid! Why wouldn't he want to tell people that?" George joked, "Don't tell anyone but... I'm pregnant! no clickbait! REAL!" George laughed at his own joke, "Really!" "There's no clickbait, plus! I said real," George explained,

"GUYS!" Drista got the attention of both Dream and her mom, "George is pregnant!" She laughed, announcing the news, "What the fuck," Dream let out, looking both drista and George up and down,

Dreams mom grabbed George's hands, looking more proud than ever, "is it true George?" "Well... Biologically, no. I cannot get pregnant. My anatomy doesn't work like that," George looked embarrassed, "Awh, Well...You could always go into adoption or Foster care!" She suggested, patting George on the back, "maybe, we could, but I don't think we're ready!" George was hella uncomfortable,

Dream looked like he found a house in the fridge due to the fact he had been standing there for 5 minutes, George stared at him, "Dream! Are you done?" George said, getting his attention, "Why?" "Come! Sit here," George patted the spot next to him, "Fine, if you insist," Dream sat down, resting his head on Georges shoulder and intertwining his hand with his, "Are you ok?" Dream asked, he wanted to kiss George on his neck but, both drista and his mom were around so he didn't,

"I'm ok," George smiled, "I wanna take a nap," Dream whispered into Georges's ear, "Why are you whispering," "it's a secret!" "Oh, my bad," "I'm tired," "Me too," "Should we take a nap?" "If you want?" "Maybe when all the family is here and we've met them all," George suggested, "Good idea," Dream now rested his head on George's lap, stroking George's hand with his thumb,

The two sat in silence as Drista watched videos on her phone while Dream's mom prepared the food. A couple minutes later, they fell asleep, Dream's head rested on George's chest, and George's hand wrapped around Dream's waist, "Look!" Drista whisper-yelled for her mom, taking a million pictures, "Aw, they look adorable!" She smiled at the sight,

TBC!!!!!!! I AM SOSOSO SORRY CHAPTERS ARE SHORT I PINKYPROMISE THE 4th/ LAST CHAPTER WILL BE LONGER!!! PLEASE BARE WITH ME!! MY SCHDUELE IS SHIT RN LOLOLOL

[thoughtsearches]

cis girls don't think about themselves the way i think about myself

i wish i could . be 100% okay with . being perceived as being looking like existing as .

you know.

but all i see in the mirror is a beautiful stranger until i have a bare face hoodie on and a cap on backwards

i wish i were in a spot where i could be free to be me. oh pain.

listening to peace frog by the doors.

wish i had people that would support me still care for me believe me

my family

wouldn't and that Hurts me.

my brother would. he would.

maybe one of my sisters but she and i

no

longer

talk

much

that leaves (🍃 nice emoji, wanted to include it) four (4!!!!) family members for me. i i i can't ever ever ever

i cant ever really tell any of them. i cant say a thing can i. i. i. they like me better as a g*rl. they wouldn't won't-- they don't.

i dont think they would believe me. i know certainly one wouldn't. she has an opinion on this, my existence and the existence of every trans person, that i simply cannot fathom.

i wish i didnt feel so lonely all the time! all i want is a friend that i can really talk to. and . i dont know how to. i i wish i had someone to hold.me pick me back up put me together tell me i did my best because i really want to say that i did because i should not have been dealing with everything that i was during those times and i have never had anyone truly there for me in many many ways so please, excuse me for trying to do everything on my own and thinking that if i cannot do it on my own it is impossible to achieve because That. is what i learned adopted from my youth. i want someone to hold me.

i wish i didnt feel so lonely.

[elvisabutler]

okay now i NEED to know lisa marie’s opinion of all of this in ur hcs…..omg especially bc i feel like she’d have such a soft spot for austin while priscilla wants to kill him sometimes

so let me preface this with saying i do not know lisa marie or priscilla but damn if i am not hella protective over them both naturally because those are two women who have lived their lives the best they can and lisa in particular has been through a whole hell of a lot. i mean no disrespect to her or her family and especially and i cannot make this clear enough the memory of her son. tw: mild slut shaming and mention of death.

anon you are 100% correct on that. to be honest lisa marie and priscilla tend to be on the complete opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to you and austin. or at least, they each favor one of you over the other.

lisa marie essentially ends up adopting austin as sort of a son figure. in real life, she literally says she's protective over him post watching the film so for arguments sake? she'd be protective no matter what when she saw him acting as her dad and seeing how much effort he's put into embodying him.

so consider what do parents do when someone starts dating their child. they investigate said person dating their child. so guess what lisa marie does to you.

consider! those rumors that austin knew about you? lisa also finds out about them. they are not the best of rumors you have never ever confirmed them neither have any of your costars. but they're there and it's a universally acknowledged truth that at least one of them is true. hilariously the one everyone thinks is true? totally isn’t. you and him always laugh about it when you run into each other.

basically you look like someone who sleeps with costars or costar adjacents so their friends. this is not necessarily a lie but before austin you had kind of learned your lesson by this point and had told yourself you wouldn't do it again and then you know that Dick though.

she does not like this she figures that you are going to move on like you tend to always do once you've got a new movie to do. never mind that literally you are always the one getting broken up with never are you the one doing the breaking up.

point being she thinks this is a bad idea she tells austin as such that this is a bad idea. he disagrees and doesn't necessarily explain why he disagrees. consider this mildly changes when you break up with him like you do.

her mom has to remind her to not murder you because you hurt her surrogate son. because she thinks this is mildly all your fault and not just you know both of your faults.

but she's an adult and still interacts with you just fine. eventually, actually talks to you at graceland's private showing because again, actual adult. and by this point you and him are back together again.

"you hurt him." "we hurt each other." "do you love him?" "more than anyone i've ever known." "you hated admitting that to me, didn't you?" "you're the closest thing he has to a mom now, figure i kind of have to since i can't really tell lori it." "get my number from him."

she settles down once she sees how honestly happy the two of you are. and once she knows you two are going to therapy and working on your issues.

she is invited to your wedding when almost no one else is. she comes and enjoys it well enough. she thinks you look too much like her mom in your something borrowed hair piece. austin agrees and they both kind of hate it.

she let's the two of you give your son benjamin as a middle name.

she declines being his godmother.

"be careful with them." "they're my boys, i can't be anything but."

[waremyth]

Marinette Kent(prob cringy)

(so Marinette is not from krypton, but she is a dormant meta, she was abused by the Dupin Chéngs since she was small when she went on a trip to metropolis with her class she met Jon Kent on that trip the two got along well together, and acted like they were siblings, Clark and Lois saw this and were happy that the two got along but after the 3 weeks were up they were upset she was leaving so they swapped phone number, one day they did a video call and noticed bruises on her and were worried she said it was just some bullies,  after a few more weeks they got the truth out because she was showing up with bruises, cuts, black eyes, they were pissed and arrested her parents for child abuse, after that the Kents adopted her and later on found out she was a meta(her powers are like ivy's but more powerful), Jon introduced Mari to Damien and they hit it off, after about 4 months they started dating, a month after that she met Bruce and his siblings, oh and she already knew about there hero identities, she decided to go and continue school in Paris, after Lila came she started getting bullied for pointing out her lies, they just called her names till the 3 year they started to get physical, Damien had started to realize make up covering some spots so him and the bats hacked into the schools cameras and Kent was there to they found out that she was being bullied(also Chloe's nice now))

Marinette P.O.V. 

i was in the back of the class talking to Chloe as she was doing a case I presume, then the door had sung open getting everyone's attention, when I looked up I saw non other than my brother Jon at the door looking worried.

"Mari!" Jon yelled

"Jon, what's wrong?" I asked in a worried tone, as soon as I said that I heard another person running.

"Angel, why didn't you tell us you were getting bullied!?" Damien said, also looking worried.

Alya had gotten up yelling "She's not getting bullied, She is the bully!"

 "I know my sister, and she wouldn't hurt a fly" Jon said "And who are you!?" "I am Jon Kent, son of Lois lane and Clark Kent, and brother of Marinette Kent" "Liar!, they only have two kids both boys!" Alya yelled out, Lois and Clark walk in" if you had researched us then you would know we have adopted her" Alya stood there with her mouth wide open while Damien came over to me and hugged me, Lila also went pale as a ghost since someone she lied about was here.

 "Eeeeck, you guys are the ones who inspired me to become a journalist!Do you like my ladyblog?Will I ever work with you?" Alya said completely forgetting what is going on, Damien looked at me like 'is she for real?' i just nod in response. Lois just glares at her and says,"Mrs. Césaire your blog is filled with false information along with many lies, I will not work with a wanna be reporter who does not fact check especially one who bullies one of my kids, and you have done both." when she was done Alya had tears in her eyes, then lila got up and told alya something that made her mad "Mari-Slut how could you do this i thought we were friends!?" she yelled at me the class just glared at me after that "Cesaire you did this to yourself, Do not blame this on my girlfriend!" Damien glares at her.

"I cant believe you Marinette did you pay them or lie to them to side with you?" Lila screeches out, I got mad at this then Damien intervenes "Rossi, you should shut up before I make you, she did not pay me or anyone, I love her and she loves me, I am in the family you had decided to lie about, my name is Damien Wayne the blood son of Bruce Wayne, and boyfriend of Marinette Kent" Lila went pale once more along with a good chunk of the class.

Adrien decided to open his mouth and said "Mari you don't want to date him he's a cocky spoiled brat" i was Pissed at that comment

I decided to speak up "Adrian Agreste, you cannot speak, he loves me and will stick up for me, you on the other hand do not care for me and would not at least help me when they hurt me, and you are also a spineless cowered who always takes the 'High road' when something happens (veins start coming out of the ground and wrapping Adrien's legs) so your the cocky brat here Agreste!" at this point everyone was shacked except the Kents, Wayne, and Chloe.

"Angel, calm down" Damien said as he hugs me, i hug back with tears in my eyes {Drama Lover!}

"Done!" Chloe said with a smirk, while everyone looks at her, she starts handing out papers to everyone in the class and put the rest on the teacher's desk. everyone looks at the papers in the class.

"Your suing us!?" the class asks

"yup" Chloe says while popping the P

"You cant do that!" Mylen yells

Buce had just walked in "actually we can, we will see you in court, Lila Rossi and Alya Cesaire you will be going to jail for you actions, now Marinette and Chloe you will be coming with us and finishing school in Gathom" we just nodded and left.

[floralovebot]

helia and miele dynamic pls like we got a few comic panels of them im pretty sure and their brother/sister dynamic never got explored after that and im groveling on the floor crying

SCREAMING I KNOW????? absolute shame we don't get more moments between them considering how often miele appears?? you cannot convince me that helia wouldn't just adopt her on the spot like please

one of my favorite headcanons for them is that they really like to bake together 🥺 flora has always been more of a savory chef and while she definitely can bake, miele tended to take over that area yknow? miele especially loves baking treats for local festivals and her friends at school! she also likes collecting baking recipe books from all different cultures and when helia found out about this, he immediately sent her every single one he had (which actually wasn't a lot... don't tell her that he bought most of them right before 😞).

miele: so there's this guy i like 👉👈

helia: you can do better

flora still gets really nervous whenever miele wants to help them or starts going on missions herself. she understands that miele is older and can take care of herself now, but she's still her little sister and flora would be completely torn apart if anything happened to her. helia on the other hand thinks it's great :D

whenever miele is around on their missions, he just tells her everything he knows and she absorbs it all like a sponge. she loves the fact that he doesn't treat her like a little kid and that he trusts her with that information. (flora: can you please stop teaching miele the easiest way to kill people. she's 12. helia: but what if she needs to know??? flora: Why Would She Need To Know?????)

once they started getting closer, miele asked helia to send her their mission schedule so she always knows what's happening with him. she always gets worried whenever they get back late or don't update as frequently. helia keeps joking about her getting that from flora and it makes her so mad aljhgdalkjgd

miele never really got the chance to play a prank on flora and when helia found out about that he just >:0 and helped her execute one that flora would find funny aljdghljadg

[rainydayotomes]

Takeru and Shiraishi with cats headcanons?! How many do they want? Names? :D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cats cats cats cats. Love me some cats. I got cats! Wanna see?

Takeru

You'd really think Takeru wasn't a cat person, and yet here he is

It wasn't 'his' decision to have cats.... they kind of just gravitate to him. Like- to use Shirashi's words- he's the big boss cat.

These two old ones particularly grew attached to him. He had visited someone's house who happened to have them, and they couldn't take care of them anymore and they grew so attached to Takeru that he says he "didnt have a choice" as to whether or not he was taking them

Honestly? Takeru probably would be into taking older cats rather then younger ones. He'd also probably have a soft spot for sick ones.... ones with terminal illnesses such as cancer, or ones that just weren't wanted anymore.

He does his best to give them a comfortable life, for however long they have left

He doesn't really ever name them himself. If they already have a name that's fine, but if they happen to be a stray or something, then he'll just call them "kitty" or "cat".

He's not one to mourn very much when they die, but he did take in a younger cat once who vets said wouldn't live long due to their aggressive form of cancer

He cried when that one died. It lived a hell of a lot longer then expected due to Takeru's amazing care, and eventually had to be put down because the cancer had just taken over.

He'll only ever take in one or two at a time, and thats if there are any nearby who are older and end up following him around

Shiraishi entrusted number 1 to Takeru when number 1 got old, and Shiraishi got to tease Takeru about his liking of cats- to which Takeru calmly, albeit very annoyed-ed-ly denied

Shiraishi

Shiraishi canonically cannot have cats prior to the events of CxM due to his busy workload. *cough*.

So it's only after meeting you that he finally ends up adopting one

Since you're available to take care of said cats, and he's more free now to take care of them... one cat quickly turns into 3, 4, or 5

If you're fine with having a TON of cats around, that's great! Shiraishi won't stop taking them in until you tell him to stop, though....

He'll take in strays, newborn kittens, expecting mama cats...

He doesn't really name them when he first takes them in, but he does eventually give them 'nicknames' that end up becoming their actual names

Funny enough, he ends up giving the most cliche names to his cats, but.... not in the way you'd think

"Whiskers" is the name of a black and white tuxedo cat who was born without whiskers

"Mittens", an orange tabby, got his name because he was found curled up in a sock as a kitten

"Snowball" is an all black cat who Shiraishi found passed out from heat exhaustion one summer

The only cat he gave a name to when he first took them in was an all white cat, who was quite mature for it's young age

It wasn't a kitten, but it wasn't very old either

This cat was standoffish, but not aggressive in the slightest. In fact, it's quite friendly with Shiraishi

This all white cat came to quickly be known as Mikuni. Mikuni the cat is quite independent, yet still has a soft spot for pets from Shiraishi!

Shiraishi LOVES being able to observe how all the cats interact with eachother, and what they do going about his (or your own!) home.

There are actually quite a few times when you'll find he's fallen asleep surrounded by cats, whether they're usually friendly/cuddly or not

[stxleslyds]

MY TOUGHTS ON PART TWO OF RED HOOD BY CHIP ZDARSKY :)

A DC BOOK THAT TASTES LIKE MARVEL.

You know when you are reading a book and you feel like the story you are reading seems familiar but not really within the context you are reading it at the moment? If you can’t shake the wrong sense of familiarity you search for what it probably the biggest give away, the author.

Here it’s something like that; I have read other pieces of Chip Zdarsky’s work, namely Daredevil. While I could tell you the familiarity is there, in the subject of guilt after taking the life of another person, the reality is that this book doesn’t taste like Daredevil, it tastes like Marvel.

That can be either an excellent thing (because Marvel has amazing books) or something terrible (because DC isn’t Marvel and they don’t work the same way).

As of now I can’t really tell if this Red Hood story is going to be one or the other, but I can tell you that it feels out of place in the DC universe, or at least that’s how I see it. I will explore this particular thought later, I just thought this was a nice way to open this post.

If you would like to read the first post I made about this book I will leave the link here!

Now…let’s begin.

Part two picks up exactly where part one left off, we see Jason calling Oracle so she can bring the police to the place where Jason killed Andy a.ka. that gigantic piece of shit.

Jason is having some thoughts, ones that I think are important.

“I have taken lives before, a lot of them. I have killed guys knowing nothing about them except that they had guns and murder in their hearts. Those ones are easy; I don’t have to think of their mothers getting the news or of kids being...”

Jason is troubled. He is now in front of a reality that he never truly thought about but to be honest with you I strongly believe that nobody in the DC universe thinks beyond what happens in front of them, that’s just how fictional comic worlds are designed.

Anyway, there is a little something that bothers me in this inner monologue of his, like since when have “murderers” been Jason’s actual target? Like Joker was his target but he didn’t kill him, the base of Jason’s morals when it comes to killing has always been drugs, most importantly if you sell drugs to kids. So unless he is saying “murderers” because they were selling drugs that caused people (especially kids) to overdose then I don’t really get what is going on.

Another thing that I also talked about in the first post is that Jason hasn’t killed in a very long time, this man has been sticking to the Bats rule for so long that it’s actually unreal. Even when he shot the penguin and Batman proceeded to almost beat Jason to death the penguin hadn’t died. So once again I am thinking that Zdarsky has some info that he is not sharing right now or maybe he just didn’t read Lobdell's run (in which case, can you really blame him?)

Now let me talk about the other part of his monologue “…I don’t have to think of their mothers getting the news or of kids being...” This is something that I haven’t seen in DC, direct consequences after a hero/vigilante does something, and let me tell you it feels out of place. Is it a good or bad thing? I don’t really know but I have some thoughts on the subject.

I think it's unfair to put a comic character in that situation or dilemma. Jason has basically three reactions to the same situation and they are all valid, but can this situation be handled by a fictional person in a fictional world? Because to be fair I could also ask about the criminals that are put in hospitals after they are beat up by heroes, what if they die in the hospital? Is the hero a killer or does it fall on the hospital? If a criminal cannot pay for the attention given to them in hospitals and they immediately go back to criminal activity to pay for those things, are heroes a good thing? If the Joker bombs a hospital for the third time in four months and Batman does the same thing (take joker to Arkham) only for Joker to escape and do it again, is Batman as guilty as the Joker for the deaths of innocent people or not?

As I wrote it and as I read it again I see that it is a crazy thought because you can simply add more depth to the characters decisions and the consequences that would ensue because of them, but Gotham is a fictional city created to establish that crime is off the charts and that they need Batman because no amount of resources will be able to fix this city’s problems. So putting Jason in this position is new to me…but only in DC (more of this particular thought below).

Going back to the comic in question, I feel like Jason had the answers and the ideas all in his head. In this issue alone he basically says that if the mother does not pull through the boy will be alone, but alone means going into the system (a horrible system that Jason does not trust and needs improvement), but also, Jason recognizes that if the mother died and the father was left alive then that man would have done horrendous stuff. I just simply wouldn't believe that a man that gave drugs to both his wife and son so they wouldn't bother him is just going to change after realizing that his wife died because of him. Even less believable is him becoming an amazing father.

In the big scheme of things, Jason has killed people who fitted very certain characteristics, never innocents (bye, Morrison). What happens after the killing is done? We don’t know because past stories have never focused on that (criminals in comics are by default one dimensional, villains are not)

But here is the thing, Zdarsky is a Marvel writer and Marvel has gone in depth within those situations (like what happens after heroes commit mistakes or kill someone) mostly with Civil War by Mark Millar and more recently in Daredevil written by Chip Zdarsky, but DC hasn't and DC has been plain for a long time, DC doesn't really explain how batman hurts people severely and nothing happens beyond that.

What I am trying to say is that Zdarsky is going for a different and unique route for Jason here but I think the story is out of place in the DC universe.

I promise I am done with those thoughts, they were really difficult to put on paper and to make them make sense, so I apologize if I only confused you, sorry!

Anyway! After the monologue is done we have a flashback where little Jason is being told by his mother to go buy bread (the only thing they can afford) but she is also making him leave so he doesn’t have to be present when Robby (a friend if you ask Jason’s mom, a drug dealer if you ask Jason) comes to the apartment to help her.

Sadly as Jason is leaving Robby is walking up the stairs, now not to copy little Jason but fuck Robby. Jason’s issues with drugs, drug dealing and overdosing is once again shown here but what is also shown is the violence that comes with it. Jason being terrified for himself (and his mother) as Robby pulls a knife on him broke my heart and as he is left there in the corridor to his apartment all we can see is a defeated little boy and that shit hurts a lot.

After that we jump back to the future with none other than Batgod…I mean Batman. Batman is following a man called Sydney and apparently he disappointed Batman because B told him to stop being a criminal, like come on man if I ask nicely or if I break both of your arms you will surely stop, right? Yeah, no.

I feel like I mentioned something about this while my brain decided that DC never usually explains what happens with criminals after they get caught or killed and now here we are. Consequences. Batman scares a man off of working for Scarecrow but the man still needs to work (does he have a family to provide for? We don’t know. Does he do it because it’s the only job he can get? We don’t know.)

This Batman intermission ends up with Oracle telling him that Jason might be in trouble.

So we find ourselves back with Jason and Tyler in his safe house, Zdarsky does not hesitate and first thing he does is give us a couple of very angsty panels.

I love the way it hurts.

Jason honey, my sweet chonky boy…what are you doing?

Well at least I am not the only one asking that because Jason is having a moment to reflect about what has happened, what is happening and what could happen in the future. In this monologue he says the following:

“Dammit, Jason, what the hell are you doing? You can’t take care of this kid! But you can’t put him in the system either! Just waiting for some obsessed militaristic billionaire to adopt him? Dammit. His dad was scum, he hurt Tyler, he hurt his mom. But if Tyler’s mom doesn’t pull through…I just made this kid an orphan. He is my responsibility, he is too young to really see what he’s gone through, he can still be saved…unlike…”

Yeah that’s some really angsty thoughts, he is really going through it and I understand it. He lost his cool after what that horrible human being said he did and killed him and now he has to face the consequences of his actions, he recognizes that if the boy is left truly alone he will have to step up…but here is the thing, does Jason really want that? It seems to me like Jason is deeply against the idea of children working as heroes, and here he is as an adult that is a vigilante with an impressionable child that sees the Red Hood as his hero, I don’t know, it looks like the perfect recipe for a disaster.

But we don’t get to see what Jason does right away because its flashback time.

Jason only moved from his spot in the corridor of his apartment door to get the bread but as Robby comes out of said door Jason is there waiting. Robby teases that he and Jason’s mom ended up sharing the “medicine” and that she will be sleeping for a long time, and that seems to be it for Jason because next thing you know Robby is falling down the stairs.

Aw, shit.

Jason from the future continues his monologue while he remembers what happened on those stairs.

“I never had a chance, not for one second. But he does, Tyler has a chance. I can help him, help him be okay. This doesn’t…what I did…what his parents did, it doesn’t have to define him.”

So Jason wants to make things right for Tyler so he doesn’t become like Jason. Now I don’t truly know what Zdarsky is going for but I will go for the unconscious route, little Jason pushed Robby (that fucker) down the stairs and he was left unconscious there.

In Jason’s eyes Tyler is still a good kid that deserves only the best (like you Jason, please don’t think so low about yourself) and that can be saved from a life of vengeance, justice and trauma. But whatever Jason was going to actually say to Tyler we don’t know because Tyler informs Jason that through the Red Hood mask there is someone telling him that Batman is coming.

Batman appears out of nowhere as he does and starts talking shit.

Honestly Batman what is with that “not my town” bullshit? Baby this isn’t the medieval times, you are not a king and as far as I know not only is Lucius Fox richer than you but so is Dick so sit your ass down and shut the fuck up.

Luckily Jason is giving the outstanding amount of zero fucks and tells Batman exactly what he needs to be told, sadly Jason’s big brain time doesn’t last long because he absolutely loses his cool and starts a fight. So you know what that means, monologue time!

“This was a mistake, but I can’t help myself, he gets under my skin. His sanctimony, he acts like he’s God, all knowing, all seeing when really…he’s just another failed parent.”

Amen. Jason knows many languages but he chose to speak facts.

As the monologue ends Batman is standing over Jason like he is about to murder him but no such thing happens because Tyler, who was quietly watching them fight, jumps in to protect Jason. Yep, there goes my heart, goodbye.

And this is it. The issue ends with Tyler putting an end to the fight and telling batman that he has to leave the Red Hood alone because he is a good guy. Jason of course is thankful and promises that everything is fine.

 I don’t know about you guys but so far I can’t say if I like the book or not. Both parts left me with mixed feelings. I obviously want to see how it ends but I honestly think that there is only one way this story can end with a happy ending, which I think it would be Tyler going back to his mom and Jason somehow working to help her with her drug addiction, maybe even have Dick involved so he can help them economically.

Things that I surely do not want to see are Jason backing down again and limiting himself to the Bats rules. I also absolutely don’t want Zdarsky to go all Geoff Johns on us and make Jason think that he should give up the Red Hood mantle.

Jason really needs to gain his confidence back, he was smart, calculated and strategic and now they have taken those things away to accentuate his “daddy issues” and “inferiority complex”. Why the quotation marks you ask? Oh, because those things are bullshit and there is no room for those things in Jason’s characterization other than to add more angst to the plot.

Let me know how you felt about the issue and my review! Are you excited about what the four next issues are going to bring to the story?

Also if you read Marvel, did this issue taste like Marvel to you too or am I going crazy?

[is-that-another-soulmate-au]

Alright so, lets try this Bakoda soulmate thing, I don't know how good I'll do because with Zukka and Suzukka its like, they gotta find eachother... but anyways @roman-does-nothing @chaoticidiott I hope you guys enjoy this

So first of all Bato and Hakoda also shared Kya as a soulmate and when she died they were both devastated.

Now let me tell you the au really quick.

Its a small mark in a symbol unique to you and your soulmate(s)

Their shared mark is a swirling fish on each of their necks.

They knew they were soulmates from a young age. They thought they were prepared for anything and everything.

But nothing could have prepared them for Kya's death. Regardless they pushed on, the war wouldn't stop itself you know!

Whe traveling they were separated after a battle with firenation soldiers, Bato had to stay behind to heal up.

"Promise me you'll find us, promise you'll find me" Hakoda pressed as he held Bato's good hand looking up at him with anxiety present in his eyes.

"I promise I'll find you Sprout" he liked to call Hakoda sprout to pick at his height but it eventually just became a loving nickname. He leaned down and placed a quick kiss to Hakoda's forehead "now hury and get to the rendezvous point. The sisters will heal me up and I'll follow the map when you send for me"

Hakoda didn't want to leave Bato there but he knew it was the safer options he did.

When they arrived at the destination Hakoda couldnt get the letter out quicker. After the letter was sent he spent several nights pacing and tapping his mark to get a small response back,, until one of his warriors reassured the Cheif's worries saying "its Bato, he could take out a platypus bear with a fishing line and a needle." Of course he'd eventually fall asleep.

It had been a few nights of restless pacing and reassurance before he saw Bato's figure approaching, feeling the electric zing of his soulmark before running towards him and nearly knocking him over with how forceful his hug was.

"Woah there little sprout, easy now" Bato teased as he hugged the shorter man back. They walked back to camp and the men were all snickering to themselves from the scene of their fearless warrior and Chief almost leaping into his husband's arms out of excitement.

After being separated from eachother after the invasion and still being separated after escaping boiling rock Hakoda would often feel little taps on his mark from Bato on the other side making sure he was okay. He'd always tap back and they would have a conversation.

"Why do you keep tapping your neck?" Toph asked, Hakoda was slightly confused because he'd heard she was blind

"Oh, sorry, I didnt know you could... uhm see me?"

She laughed at that "I can feel the vibrations with earthbending, why are you tapping your neck? Are you hurt?"

"No, uhm, I'm tapping my soulmark... Bato, you don't know who that is... my soulmate and I were separated at the invasion and we're communicating through our marks to make sure the other is safe"

The corner of Toph's mouth turned up in a small smile "oh, thats kind of sweet. Do you miss them?"

Hakoda let out a small sigh "more than anything. After we lost Kya, Sokka and Katara's mother, I've been terrified of losing him too, I know he's a capable warrior, but I-"

"You don't have to justify your fears, no matter how strong someone is there's always gonna be someone who loves them worrying over them. I think its sweet that you miss him so much."

He smiled "thanks- ow! What was that for?" He rubbed his arm where she had punched him

"Thats how I show affection"

When the war ended Hakoda was searching for Bato in the crowd of released prisoners for what felt like hours until he spotted him. Running through the crowd when they made eye contact. The moment they reached eachother and fit into eachothers arms like the perfect puzzle Hazoda was overjoyed. He pulled back for only a moment to grab at the collar of Bato's shirt and yank him down into a kiss.

When they separated from the kiss they were both crying and laughing from the sheer relief of seeing eachother again "I missed you little sprout" Hakoda scrunched up his nose at the nickname

"Agh, I hate that nickname"

"I know, thats why I call you it," the smile of Bato's face was mirrored on Hakoda "I love you Hakoda"

"I love you too"

"Ugh! Would you two just get a room!" They seemed to have forgotten that the rest of their warriors were also around them. They all laughed together. Relief washing over them, the war was over now, they could relax a little now.

>I uhm.. i actually went on longer than I thought I would. Also Hakoda adopts Toph, you cannot change my mind and I do not take criticism<

[yanderelovebites]

Poly! Yandere Headcanons: TodoDeku

-  Izuku is Clingy and Delusional while Shōto is Possessive and Obsessive. The way these two would combine would mirror two parents protecting their baby. With Izuku being clingy and delusional, he will think he knows what's best for you and a good chunk of it is also listening to Shōto. Don't get me wrong, don't think you're the only one dealing with his BS but Shōto is obsessive and possessive so he can calm Izuku down. You don't have that luxury. Shōto will also think he knows what is best for you while also spoiling you  and Izuku, which will only encourage Izuku's delusions.

- For starters, the Dom is obviously Shōto. It doesn't take much for him to get either of you to submit–especially in bed. The dual, the one who is okay either way, is Izuku. He doesn't mind being submissive to Shōto but he does want to dominate you. You are the sub in this. You just had to catch their attention, huh? Don't worry, it's not all your fault and they aren't cruel to you. (Izuku would never forgive himself if he was.)

- This relationship occurred originally without you. The two accidentally learned that the other had done some less than pleasant things for the other and realized the feelings were mutual. To be fair, the signs were always there but Yanderes be paranoid. Then they met you. You were more than likely a transfer student or perhaps you were related to someone on staff. Either way, they both loved your kindness but they always questioned your homelife. Your non-hero parent had been instilling odd and sexist things into your head for years and once those two found out... that was it. They knew they both had a crush, after talking about it cause again paranoia, and they knew you had to belong to them. You had to want them!

- Together, their behaviors really balance out. When it comes down to it, you can see how Shōto's type and Izuku's type are mirrored, Shōto's appearing more masculine than Izuku's. You don't really catch it for a long time. Izuku will like hugging you and showing PDA which will lead to Shōto joining to remind people who you and Izuku belong to. You see it as normal since people won't always assume you're in a poly relationship. You don't look it. When you start seeing it is when it gets suffocating like how descriptive Shōto is about you and Izuku that it's just plain creepy, when Izuku says things you're not ready for and he claims you are–claims Shōto is ready for, and worst of all is how you realized that they were a bit on the down end, there was a shrine dedicated to the three of you in Shōto and Izuku's home. Now that's hella creepy.

- Shōto will use his Ice, the pictures, and some secrets against reader while Izuku is iffy. Honestly, if anything, he'll ignore what ever was causing it and use his own force against you...personally, I wouldn't trying fighting at that point cause he's A ONE FOR ALL USER. There's a chance he'll accidentally break your bones, ya know?

- Izuku will definitely argue about the blackmail. He isn't big on manipulation tactics and is okay with the ice simply because he uses his own strength. Why should he do it and tell Shōto not to? That didn't make sense.

- You were kidnapped later on. It was a simple day, school was ending. Afterwards you went out for ice cream and didn't notice the sketchy man who was in the back who prepared it. Bribed. You got sleepy and fell unconscious from eating the delicious treat. When you woke, you were in a room that had a huge bed and there were scented candles all around. The sheets were silky and you were in a cute dress/adorable suit. And a collar.

- You cannot escape these two. One is always home at all times and if it's Shōto there's no way in actual hell you can. With Izuku, there would've been a chance if it weren't for the size of the house. They won't react kindly to your...attempt..

- Izuku would attempt punishment, but fails. If Shōto is home he will say no to whatever Izuku was going to do immediately and claim 'you need more loving' when he knows you already feel suffocated. That is reserved for behavior but during escape attempts, Shōto and Izuku will both be home and Shōto will coax Izuku into punishing you sexually–taking pictures. Oh, don't think he's pleasuring you. Neither of them will do that, no, they're taking pictures of you nude. What will happen if it goes out? (Again Izuku is huffy about this)

- usually Aftercare for behavioral punishments is letting be alone for an hour–you appreciate that. If it's an escape attempt kind of punishment, it usually starts with Izuku wrapping you up in a warm cozy blanket, Shōto getting you some comfy–and very covering–clothes. If you're crying, they'll play with your hair or gently rub your shoulders and back. They'll say you were a good boy/girl in soft tones and cuddle for hours on end. SEXY TIMES aftercare is typically cuddles, lit candles, reassurances depending on if you did any kinky kinky stuff. Usually it's Shōto to you and Izuku and you two have reassure him you're fine and that Izuku is fine and that you both still feel safe. Also may include some soft feel show whether it be a comedy or cartoons, it helps. You may also talk about making things more intense, maybe asking not to do certain things, and trying one thing extra next time. Shōto typically falls asleep first and you and Izuku may giggle at how cute his sleeping face is. Eventually you fall asleep then Izuku. Yep aftercare is nice.

- Shōto doesn't hesitate but Izuku will avoid killing if he can. Izuku will scold Shōto here and there depending who it was. Normally they get over it quick, it was already done.

- If Izuku snapped, he would potentially hurt both you and Shōto, cry about it, but would definitely get extra paranoid. At some point you would be too scared to speak to him and Shōto will try to fix it. This will end in Shōto keeping Izuku in the basement for awhile until he calms down. If Shōto is the one to snap, you wouldn't get hurt because he'd be extra. Izuku and you would be confined into a room and you would freak cause you'd smell blood and his fire. Izuku would try comforting you. He would hold you and try to calm you. If both of them snap, you will not exactly be safe. The best advice is for you to cooperate and relax. If it gets too much, don't be afraid to cry, it would be better to cry than to lash out. Usually this snap won't last long because after awhile, Shōto will see Izuku's behavior long enough that it snaps him out of his own insanity and he will proceed to do what he does to calm him down. There will be some spoiling but this will never leave your mind...ever.

- With Izuku, he isn't the most sexual. This is mostly due to his moral compass. Shōto is, but he's a traditional boy in this regard and wants to wait until all three of you are married.

- Neither will force themselves on you if you're not all married. If you are married, Izuku still won't because he doesn't want to have that on his conscience but if it's Shōto? He won't care, you're married now. Of course, this is punishment and if Izuku denies it guess who is getting punishment with you? Yep, scary...

- The kinks typically used are overstimulation, BDSM, roleplay, petplay, occasionally degradation, and creampies.

- They like giving their affection through hugs, kisses, gifts and on your B-Day they make everything about you. (Especially in bed.)

- Once you accept the two, find life is incredibly easy. You stay home and enjoy life. They don't mind you doing at home jobs like writing or such. It feels normal...except occasionally one them comes home with some blood. You may discuss kids, it will happen. If you're able to be impregnated then you'll be having one baby first. Honestly, it's a coin toss. If you're male, you all go and adopt at most three children. You are the stay at home. You are literally just spoiled and you will spoil your children. Izuku and Shōto don't stop you because they're also spoiling them. Shōto isn't fond of the idea of any of them wanting to be a hero but doesn't say it out loud to them. Izuku encourages 'a job that makes you happy' and you say "No job exists that has no competition, if you want a job when you're older, prepare to be the best you in that job. Not number one but the best you you can be."

Also, lots and lots of vacations. Usually you pick the spot.

[spacehologramcollection]

Hello! Im a big fan of your MK posts. So, I have an idea (albiet cliché, lmao.) Anyway, I had to help my snake shed the other day. It gave me an idea, could you include some of the pets the MKCrew may have? Of course they wouldn't be cannon, but some creatures you could see them having. If you do decide to do it, please include Johnny Cage and Erron. Thank you!

Hi! I’m glad you enjoy my posts! :) And of course! I wrote this on the bus whilst a storm was happening! Rain, Raiden and Fujin must have been arguing! I loved this idea, it was so cute!!! Thank you for the request!I put a cut in because it was a bit long and didn’t want to clog the tags!Warnings; Mentions of Kano but it is a shitpost, when isn’t it? When I die, I want that on my grave ‘Shitposted about Kano a lot’

·        Sub-Zero (Kuai Liang); 110% a penguin. He fucking yeets an ice one at people in Injustice. He thinks their adorable. Plus, they mate for life, loyalty and sweet as fuck. They can live in cold temperatures (well most of them) So that’s perfect for him! And did he mention they are cute as fuck? I have some art of Sub feeding some penguins. Best thing I’ve ever bought.

·        Bi-Han; As Bi-Han he'd want a polar bear. Their soft and fluffy. But also, terrifying. Like, can you picture one of them, with Bi-Han on the back. Magical. Very scenic, enough to be on a card you send your aunt at Christmas. That and it’s better than Kuai’s fucking penguin. Fuck the penguins.

·        Noob; Is Saibot a pet? Potentially. He does lift him up and they do look ready to drop the hottest mix tape of 2019. But on a serious note. A bat. Cliché as fuck. But they like the dark, they hang upside down. Feared but oddly loveable. And they fit his new edgy "It’s not a phase Kuai!!!” aesthetic.

·        Smoke; A snake. Why? Low-key chilled. I imagine something like a ball python. Something that’s going to be chilled. That, and their perceived as scary as fuck, but are actually adorable. Just like he is! Will boop the snoot. It’s called Noodle and you cannot tell me otherwise. Sir Noodle of Noodleton. Would be his full title, has made him a little crown.  Will often bitch about people to it. Mainly about Bi-Han.

·        Kabal; A dog. He 110% has a dog. I agree with the general consensus he adopted a dog. He probably has a staffie. A fat, happy, rescue Staffie. It’s chilled, laidback but can be energetic. Just like him. This’ll only apply to Post-Burn Kabal. Pre-burn wants a dog. But knows he has no time... unless he’s got a cute neighbour who doesn’t mind dog sitting when he’s away. Now I want to write fluff about this HC.

·        Erron Black; either a horse or a deer.  A horse is an obvious shout. But like I don’t know why I’m saying deer. I can just imagine him explaining it to Kabal like “their majestic as fuck” and that’s probably the reason why I say deer. I imagine he’s the type of person to take people camping. Just to look at the fucking deer. He’d be like that vine, were someone sneezes and scars the deer off. “Oh, nice one Kano"

·        Cassie Cage; Going out on a limb here to say, she has a dog. And not a small dog either. I imagine she’s got a German Shepherd, but she gave it a really soft name. Just to psych people out. Like “Oh you wanna meet Snuzzles?” and it’s just this hulking ex-military dog she rescued. Scary on the outside. Soft on the inside.

·        Johnny Cat; Yeah, he’s got a Sphynx Cat. Where did it come from? It was A cat that was used on set for one of his movies. It was meant to be one of the baddies cats, but he could not stop fawning over it. And that’s how Beerus Snagglepuss came to be. He loves that fucking cat. It’s his mascot now. Matching sunglasses as well. Tweets about it loads.

·        Kano; Is an animal himself so doesn’t really have a pet.  I would not trust him with anything. Because I’m pretty sure in one of his taunts, he stabs and eats a lizard. Him and Baraka are similar on that field, but you know, Baraka is more of a gentleman and probably smells better.

·        Takeda; He wanted a rabbit. But Hanzo wasn’t having it. So, Jacqui being the absolute good-hearted princess she is, got him one to keep on the farm. Hoppy the bunny is its name. And it is so fucking soft. He loves it. Best gift ever. Just don’t tell Hanzo… Jax cannot believe he’s been saddled with a fucking rabbit. But he loves it too.

·        Havik; No pets but moths flock to him. Why? Because they are chaotic as fuck too. He is their lamp. Before opening Hotaru’s wardrobe and letting them in, so they can chew holes in his clothes. Chaossss.

·        Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi); Does not own pets. But he has a soft spot for dogs and cats. He doesn’t have time for himself, let alone a pet. But like, when he spies a cat or dog. He kinda sneak pets it. He’ll make sure nobody is looking and BAM pets. Even if anyone saw him petting the cat, are they going to tell someone? No. Because nobody would fucking believe them.

·        Geras; Kronika is the type of person to say ‘I’m allergic to animal hair’ when she’s not. Just so nobody can have their pets around her. Sorry, not fucking sorry. So poor Geras has been lacking in the pet department. His eternal loneliness would be made a lot easier if she allowed him to have a pet. I honestly think he’d like cats, more specifically a quirky looking rescue cat. He’s alone and thinks he needs an equally as quirky companion.

·        Skarlet; I think she’d have a snake. Not a small one either. Like a massive python or a constrictor. She’d be the type to lounge around with her snake. She gives me major villainess vibes, but on a Dark Queen level. And I fucking love it. So yeah, I think a snake fits her aesthetically and personality wise. Scary on the outside but loveable. That is a running theme for most of the Kombat Krew, to be honest.

·        Raiden; He. Is. A. Cat. Person. He loves them. Oh my god look at their lil ears twitching. Legend says Sky Temple is a safe haven for strays. He just loves them. They are calming, cute and little sweethearts. He will never be caught fawning over them in front of others. But, showing him a cute cat is one sure way to get out of trouble. It’s why Kung Lao will bring the cutest one with him, when Raiden has requested a meeting. He can’t shout at him if he’s holding a purring bundle of joy.

·        Fujin; Whilst Fujin likes cats. I imagine he has a pet bird. Something like a Falcon, it’s not really a pet, but more of a wild friend. He respects nature too much. This bird will come constantly to see him, bring him messages and it’s a friendship that was built up over time. He likes birds because they need the wind to fly. They are also free to go anywhere they want and see everything and anything they want. Something he sort of envies. Plus, he loves the sound of them. The Dawn Chorus is the perfect meditation music.

·        Rain; Totally has a tiger or some exotic big cat. He is literally a Disney Princess to me at this point. Something that is intimidating to others but soft and sweet to him. I always imagine rich people have exotic pets and well this is it. I do not promote keeping them as pets. But if we are talking what they would canonically keep, it would be something like a big cat. Or maybe a peacock. Something flamboyant.

·        Jade; Even before the Kotal ship set sail. I always imagined Jade having an affinity with big cats. But unlike Rain, I kind of pictured Jade having more of an alliance and understanding with them. Rather than having one as a pet. Maybe one she rescued as a cub, raised up, set free and it comes and aids her from time to time. She is so perfect and has a heart of gold. It would be hard not to see this. I am getting all soft and fluffy imagining this now.

[mminhos]

🍒Soft Bias Tag🍒

I was tagged by the lovely @pikachulein to do this tag! so thank youu hunnn 💕💕

🍒Who is your bias? 🍒

My bias is a hardworking man who I have nicknamed as 'Mango'. He's an amazing vocalist, dancer, rapper, and has probably the cutest laugh I have ever heard. He always makes me laugh and its of course, Lee Minho 😘

🍒What made you notice them?🍒

I mean, its always been Hyunjin that I've considered my main bias in Stray Kids. At first, Hyunjin was my bias but I'd always liked Minho for his dancing and singing, then i watched 'Hellevator' and his visuals hit me right in the face. I started considering him as my intense bias wrecker and it took lots of gifs from my gc to make me bias him. even though I still didn't. I don't know what happened, but one day I just said, "fuck it, he's my main bias" and here we are today.

🍒What's your favourite thing about them?🍒

e v e r y t h i n g. I do have a real soft spot for his laugh though. Like its so cute and funny and its one of those laughs that make you laugh because of it and I just find that really lovely. Its no secret that he was born to dance, and I think the passion he has for it is another thing I love about him. Minnie is so hardworking and determined and that's another thing i love about him. One thing that made me start to bias him even more is his sarcasm and sassiness. Like its really funny seeing him sass the members and, TBH, I'm kinda like that too, so that drew me into him as well. And Minsung. I cannot leave out Minsung because I think my friend would kill me lmao.

🍒Who would initiate skinship more?🍒

I mean, most probably him. Have you seen the way he is with Jisung?😂 All seriousness though, I do love hugs and if I got the chance, I think I'd non stop hug Minho. Like follow him round in a backhug, actually, I would probably just want to backhug him 24/7 because he seems really cuddly to me. Minho's also always trying to kiss the members, so if I'm behind him, he wouldn't be able to do that :).

🍒Who would hog the blankets more?🍒

I tend to roll around a lot and the blankets get caught up in my legs because they're so d a m n long and annoying, but sometime during the night, I'm going to end up basically on Minho's side, so he can take the blankets back if he wishes. Mind you, I'm a hot, temperature wise, person, so i get warm really easily, so he can have them all. Apart from in the Winter, because they're all mine then.

🍒Who would be more clingy?🍒

Hmm.... that depends. I feel like him? I'm not a naturally clingy person when it comes to anything, apart from hugs, so I feel like he'd always be trying to give kisses, like he does to Jisung. But ngl, I'll accept them anytime of day. Even if its past midnight.

🍒Who would be more flustered?🍒

Me 100000x. The boy doesn't even blush s l i g h t l y when he's trying to kiss or hug a member. I also think he likes to do secret aeygo and his American dancing. B o i , if he does his American dancing anywhere near me, I'm going red as a tomato and running out of there. Plus, I'm five years younger than him which is the age gap between my parents just saying I feel like he'd like getting me to blush because he's that type of person.

🍒What cuddling position would you two have?🍒

Well, we're the same size as each other, so I believe I'm going to permanently back hug this bean. I also really want to like play with his hair because he seems like he'd fall asleep to that and I want my boy to get rest. But then, i also like my hair getting played with, so the classic lying head on chest thing, because I fall asleep like that a lot. So basically, any cuddling position, I will not care, because its my baby mango.

🍒What colour reminds you of them and why?🍒

Pink. Not because of that video where had changed all his bedding to pink, but because he just seems so soft and and his sassiness reminds me of pink. So lets say like a light pink, because that's a good colour, and I think it matches Minho well in my opinion.

🍒Which season would you like to spend with them?🍒

Well my favourite season is Autumn and his is as well, so why not Autumn? You can go for walks in the parks and I would really like to do that with Minho tbh, and I always see cute dogs running after leaves so I'm going over to stroke them all. And then we can go to a café and order a takeaway hot chocolate and walk back through the woods and just have fun.

🍒Who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?🍒

I mean, I'm clumsy af, and I think Minho is as well. So, uhh, how about TRY to make the cookies. I mean, I can cook, I just burn myself a lot, so I feel like Minhi would be in the kitchen to make sure I don't burn myself and in the mean time, start eating the cookie batter, to which I throw flour at him for. Then I'd probably start eating the batter, so we ain't gonna be having cookies.

🍒Which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?🍒

I mean, we all saw how he reacted to "Lee Know, You Know?" and bad puns make me cringe so we'd both probably avoid them. Although, i will say one from time to time, just to annoy him. He'd probably just stare at me like he did with Chan, so I'll just walk off and do something, sniggering to myself because I'm lowkey evil.

🍒Who would want to adopt 50 dogs and cats?🍒

Minho already has two cats, and I have a cat and a dog, so probably both of us. He'd probably want the cats so I'll take the dogs and just cuddle them instead of him because I adore dogs ask anyone in my gc @uselessflower-pan

🍒Which one of you would nearly burn down the kitchen trying to microwave a poptart and who would come to the rescue?🍒

Lowkey probably anyone of us. I tried putting a plastic cup in the microwave when I was half asleep, so I'd probably try a poptart and then he comes in and is like "I don't think we do that babe" and I'm like "sure whatever , I'm going back to sleep"

🍒Who likes to lean over tall railings and who pulls them back?🍒

Well this is obviously going to be me. Minho, the poor baby, doesn't like heights while I don't actually mind them. I do have a habit of leaning over railings but I feel like he'd just pull me away because he's more scared for me than I am for myself😂

🍒What would watching a horror film with them be like?🍒

I l o v e horror movies. I can watch them all day. I feel like Minho isn't the biggest horror movie fan, but because I'm such a loving person, I'm gonna make him watch them with me. However, I am a very jumpy person, so he has to be prepared for me nearly knocking him in the face with my arms and nearly making his hand lose all blood circulation.

🍒Who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?🍒

Him for both. I can't flirt to save my life, so he's gonna be doing all the flirting. Sorry Mango

🍒Who is more competitive?🍒

I mean, both of us? I feel like we'd be competitive with each other. Also, I'm going to be doing Just Dance with him. Just saying.

🍒Who would have to be given reminders(remember to eat, don't forget your keys, etc.)?🍒

Both of us? I feel like it might just be a thing we do, like I'd remind him not to forget to eat and take breaks, he'd remind me what books I would need and that i do need to drink more than one drink a day. I guess it would just be a couple thing.

🍒Who sends memes and who sends cute things like "I miss you" texts at 3am?🍒

You see, this is where I said that me and Minho are similar, comes into play. I feel like we'd both spam each other with memes and then he'd say something like 'I miss you' and then I'd say 'I miss you too' and then its 'nah i don't actually' and then me calling him about fifty swear words and then spamming with a bunch of love hearts because I'm soft for one man, and that is Lee Minho.

So that is it, damn this was long, but i ain't lying when it comes to my special mango.💞💖💓💘💕💗💝

And Chan or Seungmin or any of you, if you're reading this, tell Minho I love him very much and am proud of him. Thank you 💗

I'm tagging: @ultrasoftstraykids @uselessflower-pan @brini144 @strawberry-jaehyun @magicaldreamfox1 @stray-kz @taetaejagiyaaa95 @bloomingfantasy @renjuncoven @junguwuz @miatsubaki23 @bndnsclf8 @dreamsaboutnct @uwu-seungminnie @yeehawnana and anyone else who wants to do this!

[leoninapelliolovesconchitawurst]

ENGLISH TRANSLATION (Scott Rand)

LT1 Startalk Interview at the Bristol Hotel 25/01/20

with Petra Stumpf

https://www.lt1.at/sendungen/stars_society/ich-bin-ein-sehr-sexueller-mensch/

https://youtu.be/FAw2HtQQhx0

That was back then, Tom Neuwirth alias Conchita Wurst, a diva who won the Eurovision Song Contest for Austria in 2014.

And this is nowadays. Wurst, fetish look and electro pop. With his third album Tom has freed himself. We meet the Upper Austrian in his adoptive home Vienna at the hotel bar in the Bristol next to the Opera. What hasn't changed is that the star is punctual to the minute.

Petra Stumpf: Welcome to LT1 startalk, my guest today - how do I address you Conchita, Tom or Wurst, which do you prefer?

Tom: It's up to you, I use to say at the end of the day it's always Wurst (it's all the same to me). With a certain look I feel more like a woman, whatever that means and in certain looks I am more masculine, whatever that means and at the end of the day I don't care. One cannot generalise, of course for many people their identity is important and how they see themselves. I realize more and more that gender should be completely irrelevant in a society.

P: I was very curious in which look you would turn up today, blond, bald, long hair, short hair, at the moment everything is possible when it comes to you. Does it depend on your current mood or is it calculative if you turn up as a male or female?

T: There are concerts and events where I know I want to wear an evening gown and release my inner Mariah Carey, on other days I have no concept at all and put up what I fancy at the moment. Some things need a certain preparation, when I want to bleach my hair, I can't decide it on the spot and two hours later I'm blond and the story about the bald head was, that I wanted to express - I did't want to express anything with the bald head per se - but I had joined the Opera Ball to advertise the EU elections and when I shaved my head, I hadn't even known yet that I would go to the Opera Ball. In retrospect it had been destiny and was supposed to happen exactly like that and to answer the question, I seldom reflect, sometimes I fancy something but if something else comes up that is more in line, then I change my mind.

P: Your impact on me is that you feel very liberated since this transformation, is that true?

T: I started to reconsider rules I don't even know who made them and to discard them and find out what makes me happy instead of saying: I have to be the president's wife, that's what people expect and what sells, I'm also in the priviliged situation to say, I don't care, I do what I want and feel but during the process I develop and reconsider so many things and I don't know if everyone thinks it's funny, but I always say it's essential to learn how to read and write. It's important for communication, but how needs spelling?

P: Seriously?

T: If I understand what you want to tell me, for example if you write an essay in German full of blooming imagination and there are twists in the story and it's interesting to read, and then you have 5 spelling errors and fail to pass the exam.

P: I agree about that, but it repels me if someone writes to me on Whatsapp and there are 1000 spelling errors. That's awful.

T: It doesn't matter to me, as long as I understand what you mean.

P: Since you say it is Wurst to you, you recorded your new album as Wurst, finest electro pop, it is autobiographic and was a kind of therapy for you, is that true?

T: Yes, the lyrics and music were written by Eva Klampfer, Lylit, an Upper Austrian and it was produced by Albin Janoska, who is the electro guru in this country. In this triad we made this great album. Eva spent many hours with me and learned a lot about me and I often repeat it, I'm not sure if she wanted to know all of it. But when one doesn't write the lyrics oneself, one can only achieve an authentic piece of music when I'm candid and all of these titles are of course metaphors of all the things I experienced and I know what each song is about and considered if I should explain it or write it into the booklet but then I thought, it's nobody's business and I want to keep it to myself and don't want to impose to the audience what to interpret into those songs. I love to make music videos, I can't write songs, but I hear music and see pictures and I can convert that, that's my essential part and I love to do it but with it I already open a world that indicates a certain direction and emotions, but it's too much fun to miss out on it.

P: I have to show the booklet and for example this picture, videos and booklet are very revealing, very erotic with fetish outfits, did it take you a lot of effort, because your parents and your granny see it too.

T: I'm a very sensual person and I'm not shy with my family, they know me so well, they have known me when I still wet my pants. I don't have to pretend what I am and sometimes I think it will not be her favourite topic for my granny in her crochet round but I am what I am and that's the result of their upbringing. My parents have no reason for complaining about my liberalness or that I live my life in the public, I am the person I am because they raised me that way.

P: Did your parents teach you the facts of life or was it your grandmother, sometimes the grandparents do that.

T: Funny that you address this topic. No, it was my aunt, she's awesome and during Christmas one discusses everything. My aunt is responsible or was a good deal involved in my fashion aesthetics. Listen, my aunt took me to the first musical I have ever seen, Rocky Horror Picture Show, imagine I was about - when is one admitted into such a show, I think 12, and I remember my aunt asked me: "Do you know what a virgin is?" and I replied: "My Mum was born in August, so she's a Virgo." and then there was a talk with my mother if she was allowed to explain it to me and she did and then I came into this show as a 12 year old gay boy and was amazed. What, one can do this, this is allowed? And everyone thinks it's awesome, she revealed a whole new world to me and I still remember what she wore, a transparent Woolford body that only covered the breasts in the shape of a lava lamp and Yoko Ono flares with slits at the sides that where overlapping, so when she walked her bare legs were displayed. My aunt is a fashion icon and that's where my liberty comes from, I think nobody was surprised.

P: You don't often come to Upper Austria, where your family is, but on 12th March you will come to the Posthof in Linz because you are on tour with the new songs. This home game in Linz is something special for you?

T: I'm totally looking forward to it. Linz is always special for me. I have a tour, there will be some concerts in Germany, I'll be in Poland and will also be in Austria and Linz is magic, I can't describe it, it's also the audience that likes to experience music and there are people who are not my fans per se, but who are interested in new music. That's so cool, I'm not always that open-minded, I think rock is not my cup of tea, but okay I'm going to listen to it. People in Linz are totally relaxed and I'm looking forward. And it will be different with my live band and it will be awesome.

P: You are a fantastic live performer, I've often seen you and take my hat off to you. Back then in Linz, international fans had come completely dressed in Conchita outfit. How do they deal with the transformation, do they go along with it and come now with short hair?

T: It's exciting you mention this, I love my fans and they are crazy in an affectionate way and travel from everywhere around the world and then sit there and listen to this concert for the 14th time and are still enthusiastic and have fun to ponder, ah there he didn't know the lyrics, he has forgotten them again and that's so cool, because it's simply the truth. Without those fans who come regularly, I wouldn't exist and without them I wouldn't be able to shine in certain situations, because sometimes you come to an event and notice, ah maybe they don't find me that awesome but there are always people present I can rely on and who say I don't care what happens behind my back, I'm here because of you and I celebrate you so much and then it spreads. It's exciting how such a relationship we have after all develops, particularly because of the different look and music and there are many who sighingly say, I want to hear the ballads and I understand that, I also love the ballads, but there's a time for everything.

P:  Variety is that extra something.

T: Absolutely. It's a challenge for me and a whole different vocal field, suddenly it's about voice colours and textures and not how long can I scream this note, and I can hold it for a long time.

P: Will you play none of your ballads on this tour?

T: Not at the moment. I have the occasional concerts with an orchestra, the next ones will be in Sydney and I'm thrilled to go back to Australia after many years, the current situation there is everything else but delightful but I'm very content not to let this orchestra programme die either, because it's so much fun. Also From Vienna With Love I recorded with the symphonic orchestra is a gift for me and then retrieve it a year later and say: I still can do it! That's cool, you know.

P: We are in Vienna today and not in Upper Austria, as you hardly come to us anymore.

T: Don't emphasize it that much, it's like that at the moment, I will come back.

P: On 12th March at the latest he'll be there at the concert. But we are now at the hotel Bristol in Vienna and you also have a special connection to this place.

T: I have a deep attachment to this hotel, one of my all-time favourite photos was taken by Mrs Ziegelböck, who also comes from Upper Austria. There was a fashion photo shoot for Rondo and we are often here and everytime I give interviews we get support from the staff and they provide us with these awesome suites and catering and we are pleased to see each other, there's appreciation and it's such a traditional building, rich in history and I was allowed to work abroad, but when I come back home, I love Austria, I love Vienna so much, in my opinion it's the coolest city in the world.

P: It was ranked the most livably city too. And the most unfriendly one.

T: If you allow to be insulted, I'm above that.

P: I continue with the word rap.

Question: Do you prefer to be man or woman?

T: We already discussed, I don't care.

Question: I can imagine having children one day.

T: That's tough. I've considered how I would raise a child, what values I would convey and what it would mean. But I'm not ready to have children, because I'm so egocentric and have some interhuman deficits. You wanted a short reply. I have no idea.

Question: I like to sleep...

T: For a long period of time and you want something provocative. I sleep in the nude.

Question: What are you not able to do?

T: I'm bad at waiting and I sometimes get bitchy. My friends who work with me know me well enough to know that when I start giving curt replies.

Question: Your favourite place?

T: My apartment, my nest. After a period of travelling a lot, one's own bed is priceless.

Question: I learned most things from...

T: All people I meet. I recognise afterwards when one sits together during the holidays, I have it from you that I always run around half naked.

Question: The inscription on my tombstone should read.

T: I hope I won't have a tombstone. I'll be cremated.

P: But there has also to be a place for the urn. Maybe in someone's cupboard at home.

T: If I want to annoy them I'll write into my will: You have to place me beside your television. I want it to be stagy, get cremated and scatter the ash around.

P: Then one cannot visit you anymore.

T: You don't have to. That's overrated, everyone shall carry me inside their hearts.

P: No grave of honour in Vienna?

T: The dress from the Eurovision inside a showcase is sufficient.

P: Thank you, it was very funny.

T: What a great interview.