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Sans undertale the typa guy to call you buddy after making out with u less than five minutes ago
#you canNOT TELL ME HE WOULDNT#undertale#sans#sans undertale#leaf posts#shitpost#suggestive#?#yeah i guess it is
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teehee, 4am doodle
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god i love tfa... i love megs' and OP's relationship in this show cuz its just like
optimus: I WILL DEDICATE MY EVERY WAKING MOMENT TO DEFEATING YOU, MEGATRON!!
megatron: whomst the fuck—
#this was literally the show and you CANNOT convince me otherwise#tfa is my favorite show :)#and yes megatron is pointing with his pinky too#you cannot tell me he wouldnt.#tfa optimus prime#tfa megatron#tfa megop#if you squint#tfa#transformers animated#meme#orionz art#maccadam
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getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism
#i saw someone a while ago talking about how wwx always has good intentions….#his personal road to hell was paved with good intentions yes but i’m not sure where making a guy eat his own legs fits#it is so funny to me how the tiger tally/yin iron influences wei wuxian differently in each adaptation#i remember making a sliding scale of how ‘culpable’ wwx is from adaptation to adaptation#based on how they portray the mental effects of the iron#but for the life of me i cannot find it :(#wwx really said ‘if i had a cursed amulet i simply wouldnt be corrupted🙄🙄’#that’s basically what he tells lan zhan in this episode…. if necromancy was having ill effects i would notice#and you know. at this point he is lying about everything. but i do wonder how much he actually believes that 👁️👁️#how much of his mind is resigned to doing whatever needs to be done to exact revenge regardless of harm to himself#and how much genuinely believes that he’s smart and competent enough to make it through whole#the answer of course is BOTH!! bisexual pride#mdzs#art#mdzs spoilers#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic arts#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#my art#the grandmaster of diabolism#cql#the untamed#魔道祖师#陈情令#mdzs meme#doodle#lmao
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Wait hangon I'm having a thought.
Nahyuta learning Apollo became a defense attorney and immediately reading up on every case he's ever taken. Nahyuta learning about all the events of the past two games. Nahyuta on some international flight, trying to absorb everything that's happened in his little brother's life and realizing the crushing extent of everything he's missed.
#you CANNOT tell me nahyuta wouldnt have massive feelings about realizing apollo put himself through law school with no family support#that he had a first trial and it ended in disaster and he had to pick up the pieces by himself#about his role in the UR-1 tetrial and how much he's changed since they were kids while also standing for everything dhurke taught them#theres just something I find gutwrenching about characters being unable to talk to someone so they look to journals or records#for snatches of answers on who that person is#nahyuta 🤝 simon: the crushing weight of coming back into your siblings life and realizing how much you missed#ace attorney#spk plays soj#aa#aa6#ace attorney spirit of justice#aa spirit of justice#spirit of justice#nahyuta sahdmadhi#apollo justice
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Part 1 - Appreciation post for all the TFP universe Autobot mugshot cameos (known and unknown) in RID2015 3x25 (even if the context is that they've been OUSTED against their will)
#transformers rid2015#not me and my emotional crutch show comforting my broken soul after rewatching TFP for the nth time#every cameo and reference is another good hit of the Good Stuff#look at how g1 they all got i'm sobbing#smokey got so BUFF#sunstreaker confirmed canon!#boy do i have an angsty fic idea that explains sideswipes abandonment trauma#please tell me what ironhide was like i need to know#they included seaspray??? but he's dead jim#ultra magnus be snatched as ever#tfp universe wouldnt do mirage dirty like ROTB did#KNOCKOUT NOOOOO#is that sandstorm? I cannot tell because the resolution is GARBAGE#prowl look like he got big tiddies in this universe too <3#jetfire my g1 husband what happened to you#trailbreaker??? forever a highly functional alcoholic idc what you say#TRACKS MY REBEL SON#oh NO not the RESCUE BOTS they have done no wrong!!!#powerglide??? he ought to have been in there for as many times as the cons quoted him in this series#gears and.... is that moonracer???? I can only infer by color#BLASTERRRRR oh what I wouldn't give for a blaster/soundwave throwdown#oh this is sandstorm for SURE (then who's the other guy???) and my man KUP#oh no look how good looking they made roddy </3#ELITA AAAAA#wreckgar??? my trash son???#long post#maccadams#please bear with my internal dialogue#is that 6th one supposed to be tailgate??? wasn't him being dead like an ENTIRE plot point for all of TFP lol
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I spent 3 hours replying to this anon simply to say "everyone gets a Vaporeon (except Sylvain)".
#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#bernadetta von varley#marianne von edmund#ferdinand von aegir#sylvain jose gautier#fe three houses#pkmn#long post#i would literally explain why everyone fits with vaporeon (except sylvain) but that would take too much time to draw#however there are super valid reasons i could list for why everyone deserves a vaporeon (except sylvain)#also fun fact - ferdinand would 100% go out of his way to get bernadetta that shiny eevee to be a shiny vaporeon#she deserves a purple helper and friend and he will make sure she gets that#you cannot tell me ferdinand von aegir wouldnt go the extra mile because he absolutely would#also i provided a why so i dont want anyone to argue with these picks because i know im right#and i can provide reasons for everyone (except sylvain) to have a vaporeon#thank you its dinner time bye please appreciate this @ you anon i spent so long on this post
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Obi-Wan: You two knuckle heads aren't gonna last two seconds on the Negotiator.
Anakin: oh yeah? We'll see about that
*Anakin and Ahsoka board the ship*
Cody: Out of the ship, fellas.
*Anakin and Ahsoka leave the ship and the Cody flies it away*
Anakin: how many seconds was that?
Obi-Wan: 12.
Anakin and Ahsoka: IN YOUR FACE!
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#commander cody#you cannot tell me cody wouldnt kick then off the ship the second they land#he wouldnt want their chaos on board his...#i mean obi wans ship ;)#star wars incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#spongebob#spongebob squarepants movie#tcw incorrect quotes
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Nothing could possibly feel better than coming home from a long, stressful day at work, collapsing into bed and feeling Dale snuggling up to me. Arms wrapped cozily around me, face in the crook of my neck. How warm and safe that would feel, especially coming in from a chilly night. The way he smells would be such a comfort, a nice memento that the day is over, and I won't have to think about it again. The sound of his breathing rhythmic and lulling me to sleep.
#he wouldnt even ask. just do#i really need someone to snuggle and warm me up. its been a few cold nights#late night cuddles and talks would go crazy with him i think#i cannot tell you how much i need to inhale his scent. i dont care what he smells like#NEON RELEASE LONGLEGS COLOGNE#im so stressed guys. wish me luck 😔🤞#longlegs#longlegs x reader#dale kobble#dale kobble x reader
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au where dokja takes literature as his major and ends up valedictorian
#you cannot tell me this man wouldnt ace that class#he already looks at the world as tropes#and overanalyses every fucking thing#put him in a literature class and watch him emerge at the top uncontended#im obviously not projecting nope#kim dokja#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv#literature
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glad my feed is talking about the repugnant argument again i think we as a society brushed past that way too fast
#everybody talks about it but yk what i mean#i also cannot wait to be broken by the graphic novel with that scene#its so like. wild. and a little funny in the “whAt the FUcK HELLO” way but also like “wjat. the fuck. hello.” devastating way#the raven cycle#trc#richard gansey iii#adam parrish#i do not support gansey hate </3#it is extremely wild and out of pocket but like#people forget they're all fucked up teenagers#especially in the first book and especially in that moment#i'm definitely not saying gansey had any right and he was def in the wrong#but that does not make him a completely shit friend or person#they all have their moments#its what makes every character in trc so good#they're not bad people but they make mistakes#like people do#they're all on their baby steps to development at that point#i'd argue they're not even on the steps yet#gansey's still in his “gotta save 'em all” era and adam's still in his. his uh. his Adam Parrish era#if i start talking about adam again im not gonna stop so im gonna leave it at adam parrish era#but yk what i mean!!!!#dont tell me you wouldnt say stupid shit you dont mean when youre stressed and pissed#i do it all the time#its just. human#also i have no idea what the fuck repugnant even means LMFAO
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my random ass scream headcanon of the day is that when sam jumped on richie’s back during act 3 and he just started mf BODYSLAMMING her until she fell off of him. is that he actually has a lot of practice doing that bc little ethan was of the Rabid Younger Brother variety and if richie pissed him off badly enough he would just jump on his back and start trying to claw his eyes out. it makes perfect sense to me idk!
#LIKE YOU CANT TELL ME HE WOULDNT 😭#bc he just seems the type to let it all build up until he goes Ham Wild#teenage richie would pick the wrong day to make fun of gremlin ethan and BOOM!#wwe hell in a cell. immediately#ceci speaks#scream 5#scream 2022#scream vi#richie kirsch#ethan landry#kirsch siblings#theres a specific vine this is kinda in reference to but i CANNOT find it
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hear me out
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Woe mass doodle dump be upon ye ✨️✨️✨️✨️
[More under the cut]
Okay I don't think I've shown that bat oc but imma introduce her anyway-
Her name is Kairi and she runs a very successful wine business in the old faith. She's like, the cuntiest lady you'll ever meet and she will absolutely spoil the ever living hell outta her spouses. (I have already thrown her at multiple other people's ocs in the server we're in for the shits n giggles)
Then we have my silly bastard Vex being a stuck up asshole and getting annoyed while they were "working" (doodling shamura instead of doing the thing they asked them to do). I think they would've been very spoiled by Shamura and, as a result, became pretty entitled and bratty towards those they deemed to be below them.
And lastly we got my bitch ass Kallamar clutching his pearls in his dream based on a tiktok I saw recently ✨️✨️✨️
#cult of the lamb#cotl#deersdoodles#cotl oc#cotl kallamar#cotl vex#cotl kairi#my oc#cotl shitpost#shitpost#you cannot look me in the eye and tell me kallamar wouldnt clutch his pearls#especially not in his dreams#bro is so expressive and for what#awful wet beast#i hope he explodes (affectionate)#oh yeah forgot to mention smth#the two people making out in the bg of the second doodle are my friends' ocs#the bun is juno#he belongs to the bestie crohns#and the one hes making out with is tyr#tyr belongs to the bestie bees ✨️✨️✨️
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I think that there is a dangerous lack of Dragon!Morro in this fandom
#you cannot tell me he wouldnt have grey hairs because that mf WOULD and does#ninjago#lego ninjago#morro ninjago#morro#ninjago morro#morro wu#morro master of wind#my art#ninjago art#digital art#dragon morro
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kaveh decides that hes going to go all out on his costume. Alhaitham cuts some holes in a bedsheet and calls it a day.
#alhaitham is so lazy you cannot tell me he wouldnt do this.#idk what kaveh would go as. either a vampire or a witch me thinks. maybe a werewolf#alhaitham has his costume idea the moment kaveh says he wants to dress up#he has a spare bedsheet he can use. its saves time and money. its the easiest thing he can do. he does it.#it also kinda pissess kaveh off so its a win for him#extravagant kaveh vs bare minimum effort alhaitham#happy halloween. i cant do art rn so here is a little ramble#kaveh#genshin kaveh#alhaitham#bones screams into the void
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Stolas is the type to call a latino his 'spicy senor'
I can see him call blitzo his 'little brownie' and his 'brownish/darkish plaything' if they were humans like what do people see in this man
#helluva boss critical#hb critical#stolas critical#stolitz critical#you cannot tell me he wouldnt fetishize men of colour#or men with ethic backgrounds
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