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Fuck, this movie was so much deeper than I remember 😂😂😂
#funny because it's true#also pretty unfunny because it’s true#you need to just go eat your rich people#nom nom nom#cannot comprehend it#definitely not trying to rub it in#seriously#I suggest health tourism#you can stay at mine#I won’t bite#a lot#🤷♂️#surprised they allowed this movie when you think about it#I just love me some socialism 😁#movie memes#true memes#I do really feel for you#queued post#I am solidly asleep
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so one of the things that's so horrifying about birth control is that you have to, like, navigate this incredibly personal choice about your body and yet also face the epitome of misogyny. like, someone in the comments will say it wasn't that bad for me, and you'll be utterly silenced. like, everyone treats birth control like something that's super dirty. like, you have no fucking information or control over this thing because certain powerful people find it icky.
first it was the oral contraceptives. you went on those young, mostly for reasons unrelated to birth control - even your dermatologist suggested them to control your acne. the list of side effects was longer than your arm, and you just stared at it, horrified.
it made you so mentally ill, but you just heard that this was adulthood. that, yes, there are of course side effects, what did you expect. one day you looked up yasmin makes me depressed because surely this was far too intense, and you discovered that over 12,000 lawsuits had been successfully filed against the brand. it remains commonly prescribed on the open market. you switched brands a few times before oral contraceptives stopped being in any way effective. your doctor just, like, shrugged and said you could try a different brand again.
and the thing is that you're a feminist. you know from your own experience that birth control can be lifesaving, and that even when used for birth control - it is necessary healthcare. you have seen it save so many people from such bad situations, yourself included. it is critical that any person has access to birth control, and you would never suggest that we just get rid of all of it.
you were a little skeeved out by the implant (heard too many bad stories about it) and figured - okay, iud. it was some of the worst pain you've ever fucking experienced, and you did it with a small number of tylenol in your system (3), like you were getting your bikini line waxed instead of something practically sewn into your body.
and what's wild is that because sometimes it isn't a painful insertion process, it is vanishingly rare to find a doctor that will actually numb the area. while your doctor was talking to you about which brand to choose, you were thinking about the other ways you've been injured in your life. you thought about how you had a suspicious mole frozen off - something so small and easy - and how they'd numbed a huge area. you thought about when you broke your wrist and didn't actually notice, because you'd thought it was a sprain.
your understanding of pain is that how the human body responds to injury doesn't always relate to the actual pain tolerance of the person - it's more about how lucky that person is physically. maybe they broke it in a perfect way. maybe they happened to get hurt in a place without a lot of nerve endings. some people can handle a broken femur but crumble under a sore tooth. there's no true way to predict how "much" something actually hurts.
in no other situation would it be appropriate for doctors to ignore pain. just because someone can break their wrist and not feel it doesn't mean no one should receive pain meds for a broken wrist. it just means that particular person was lucky about it. it should not define treatment.
in the comments of videos about IUDs, literally thousands of people report agony. blinding, nauseating, soul-crushing agony. they say things like i had 2 kids and this was the worst thing i ever experienced or i literally have a tattoo on my ribs and it felt like a tickle. this thing almost killed me or would rather run into traffic than ever feel that again.
so it's either true that every single person who reports severe pain is exaggerating. or it's true that it's far more likely you will experience pain, rather than "just a pinch." and yet - there's nothing fucking been done about it. it kind of feels like a shrug is layered on top of everything - since technically it's elective, isn't it kind of your fault for agreeing to select it? stop being fearmongering. stop being defensive.
you fucking needed yours. you are almost weirdly protective of it. yours was so important for your physical and mental health. it helped you off hormonal birth control and even started helping some of your symptoms. it still fucking hurt for no fucking reason.
once while recovering from surgery, they offered you like 15 days of vicodin. you only took 2 of them. you've been offered oxy for tonsillitis. you turned down opioids while recovering from your wisdom tooth extraction. everything else has the option. you fucking drove yourself home after it, shocked and quietly weeping, feeling like something very bad had just happened. the nurse that held your hand during the experience looked down at you, tears in her eyes, and said - i know. this is cruelty in action.
and it's fucked up because the conversation is never just "hey, so the way we are doing this is fucking barbaric and doctors should be required to offer serious pain meds" - it's usually something around the lines of "well, it didn't kill you, did it?"
you just found out that removing that little bitch will hurt just as bad. a little pinch like how oral contraceptives have "some" serious symptoms. like your life and pain are expendable or not really important. like maybe we are all hysterical about it?
hysteria comes from the latin word for uterus, which is great!
you stand here at a crossroads. like - this thing is so important. did they really have to make it so fucking dangerous. and why is it that if you make a complaint, you're told - i didn't even want you to have this in the first place. we're told be careful what you wish for. we're told that it's our fault for wanting something so illict; we could simply choose not to need medication. that maybe if we don't like the scraps, we should get ready to starve.
we have been saying for so long - "i'm not asking you to remove the option, i'm asking you to reconsider the risk." this entire time we hear: well, this is what you wanted, isn't it?
#where's the word woman in this u might wonder if u suck#good news i am nonbinary and have a uterus so that is something that can happen#im also gender fluid tho which means im immune to certain psychic damage bc if u call me a woman i'll be like <3 okay <3#writeblr#the tightrope of ''ppl need access to this''#and like also#''what the fuck is going on over there'' is like. so difficult as an activist#i was <3 punctured <3 during mine#and almost bled out on the table :) they didn't have anyone standing by bc it's ''just a little insertion''#so i started crashing and i vaguely remember apologizing for the fuss as i heard my heart rate monitor start going <3 tachycardic <3#she wasn't even a bad doctor tbh#ps btw the reason i even HAD a heart monitor is that i have a genuine heart condition and they knew GOING IN that there was a chance#i'd crash on the table#like my heart just likes to do fun little tricks and <3 stop working <3 (i do not want to discuss the specifics ty i am okay im ontop of it#and they were like 'oh u will be fine' and then she did do a puncture thru my uterus . pop!#and im sitting there dizzy and feeling my heartrate start to drop bc it feels almost. beautiful. like. the whole ground just#woosh! out from under you. and shit is like grey's anatomy. i'm looking up at her grey eyes#she's old she wears this nice shawl she's like got Cool Lesbian vibes and people are sprinting into the room#from other parts of the clinic unrelated to me. while the monitor is like a little aria singing#and shes like hey youre okay stay awake stay with me something went wrong we have to keep trying#and i remember thinking - i was trying to think of nice things. i have so many beautiful places that now overlap#with this terrible memory#i became dimly aware that there was too much on her wrists and hands. like#that was too many liters#and then when they had finished all this. i packed up and drove myself home#i have had (bad thing) happen to me. and the same feeling happened after#that numb almost lamblike bleating. you cry without noise. like. ur body is so shocked and ur mind so empty#you just stare at the road and everything everything is happening behind glass and static and you are standing so far away from it#while you hold ur hands at 10 and 2. and something in ur brain is SCREAMING at you - IT WAS BAD AND IT SHOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED#and ur just watching the alarms in your body going off and youre thinking. a little pinch! ha. i think i just lost something important.
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blight dump
#the owl house#amity blight#alador blight#darius deamonne#hunter toh#the golden guard#hunter deamonne#aladarius#mine#toh#2023#you can pry autistic amity and autistic alador out of my cold dead hands.#the only reason alador is so chipper in the morning is if he stayed up all night and got the classic 6am second wind
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🦊х🔮
- You're a jumpy one, aren't you? I may grant you comfort, if you wish.
- U-uh, no, thank you. There's no need. It's not that I don’t want you, uhm... It's just... Can you put me down already. Please.
my huge melancholic druid likes to carry gale in a bridal style 😌❤️✨(they both enjoy it) (astarion wants a turn too tho)
#my art stuff#art#my stuff#art stuff#digitalart#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3#bg3 gale#gale#gale x tav#baldurs gate tav#baldur's gate gale#baldur's gate#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate#druid tav#had no energy but made this#bc I love this nerdy wizard#I can't resist him#I wanna hold him like this even if I die right under him#he's my baby my precious my love#gods I love tumblr for this tag thing where I can put whatever I want#like about how much I think about gale and him not being treated right in relationship#I swear I can't stand his godly ex's name anymore#it sickens me#this mage is mine#Mystra do you hear me#stay away from him
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yall probanly dont even know my fav petekey livejournal post ☹️☹️ new mexico sunset has NOTHING on this shit
#petekey#rpf#'how else can you have a monster fall in love with a boy with no heart?#actually im pretty sure you have a heart but im just as certain itll never be mine'#SORRY?????#'he said 'i should have stayed with her' and i should have stayed away'#WTF#nothing competes to this angsty bs#pete wentz#pete wentz livejournal
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Bogeol looking at Mokha since their reunion - for @lenteur
CASTAWAY DIVA (EP. 1-8) + bonus
#castaway diva#kdramaedit#kdramanetwork#kdramadaily#my edits#lenteur#tuservic#love how you can see him slowly softening towards her#even before he tells her the truth you can tell he couldn't stay cold for the sake of his identity all the time#and then all the smiles!!!#park eun bin#chae jong hyeop#i couldn't include everything but it tried to show the progression#mine: castaway diva
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DP x DC Prompt #43
Cujo was a good boy. He was! He promises! He just didn't want to sit still when Danny asked him to. How could he! There were so many scents to explore, so many spirits around, too many things to do to sit still!
Unfortunately, Cujo got lost. And scared. It's a big city, and he was told he wasn't allowed to turn big and go on a rampage or else he wouldn't get to go on trips with Danny anymore. So he wanders, trying to get back to where he was.
Then, a young boy runs across Cujo. He speaks softly, is kind, and doesn't seem off put by his abnormal coloring. So, Cujo decides to go with the boy! Danny won't be that mad ... right?
#finemeal prompt#dp x dc#cujo dp#dp cujo#cujo#damian wayne#damian has his father's adoption habits#but with animals instead of people#can't stop won't stop#damian sees a lost animal#and is like#“this animal is now mine”#batman can't stop him#especially if damian instructs cujo to stay hidden while he tries to convince his father to let him keep another animal#and cujo just straight up turns invisible#damian would think cujo would make an excellent companion in crime fighting#damian can and will fight danny for custody over cujo#cujo who comes and goes as he pleases#damian is fighting for custody#and danny's like. i didn't even know i HAD custody#damian is just mad cujo prefers danny over damian#sorry damian danny's got senority#you can still hang out with him though#cujo will love you with all his heart
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DUDE Lele and Xiaokai are wilding in Thailand
#can we convince them to stay there?????????#meet you at the blossom#li le#wang yunkai#lekai#myatbsource#mine
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Wild and impetuous. I expected more of the boy who bested my lord commander. Yet I see why my master covets you so. The power within you, Mythos. The potential.
#ffxviedit#ffedit#clive rosfield#barnabas tharmr#barnaclive#if they have another ship name pls lmk!#i knew this was homoerotic but now i'm seeing the details#like in the third gif with the way barnabas smirks at clive#he loves toying with him and seeing him give his all only to be bested#and you can tell Barnabas *wants* to be outmatched by Clive#he wants Clive to prove his strength and his supremacy#this is' so fuckn gay#and i'm v attracted to the way that barnabas just shoves clive with his shoulder and it's so forceful#also the details of how bloodstained and gritty clive is vs. how pristine and clean barnabas is#& how barnabas fights with one arm behind his back#anyway ok#i stayed up entirely too long making this last night#it was worth it but omg i underestimated how much time i would sink into this#mine
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One of the best parts of rereading the Homeric hymn to Apollo is that I get to read these moments again:
"But Leto alone stays by the side of Zeus who delights in thunder...and the Father gives him nectar in a golden cup welcoming his dear son, while the other gods make him sit down there, and queenly Leto rejoices because she bare a mighty son and an archer."
– Homeric hymn to Delian Apollo (trans. Evelyn-White)
"And they, even gold-tressed Leto and wise Zeus, rejoice in their great hearts as they watch their dear son playing among the undying gods."
– Homeric hymn to Pythian Apollo (trans. Evelyn-White)
It seems so domestic and mundane. Zeus has plenty of moments where he dotes on his children, but it's really rare to see him do that alongside his lover. He is relishing these moments with Leto, who stands beside him. This is more of a family moment than just a father - son moment.
#Leto#Zeus#Apollo#"Leto alone stays by the side of Zeus” “Queenly Leto” <3#on the flipside#Hera's absence in this hymn is so loud to me#can you imagine being her though?#not just because her husband is standing beside his lover in a gathering#but also her own children and dancing and enjoying themselves in Apollo's concert#ugh :')#but I'm a firm believer that Leto deserves queen like treatment after everything she had been through#there's so much family dynamics to dissect in homhym to Apollo#from Leto replacing Hera as Zeus' companion to#Hera creating Typhon to get back at Zeus for having his own family without her involvement...#from Leto's son being at the center of attention in the godly celebrations to#Hera's children being just normal participants indulging in Apollo's entertainment#it's so interesting#mine#father dearest
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teen wolf meme: [5/5] motifs -> pain
It still hurt! And that's what keeps you human- pain.
#teen wolf#lieam dunbar#lydia martin#scott mccall#erica reyes#kira yukimura#theo raeken#twedit#twgifs#mine#my gifs#twmeme#you guys didn't think i forgot the most important of all the teen wolf motifs did you#like i think it's undeniable that pain is the the throughline for the entire show in a lot of different ways#like there's obviously the pain makes you human aspect#but also the pain will trigger healing in shapeshifters#as well as the were-creatures being able to take away other people's pain#it's actually soooo very interesting to look at how pain is utilised as a motif in the show#cause all of these are things which bring with it a perceived positive#like the person inflicting pain on themselves either overtly or covertly will bring a sort of net good#by perceiving pain the werewolf can stay human they can accelerate their healing or they can take away pain from another living being#which of course links back specifically to how self inflicted injuries are seen throughout the show which i did a meta post a few months ag#even lydia who isn't a shapeshifter is seen injuring herself in season two when she's losing control of herself because of peter#what i'm trying to say is that the idea of pain making you human etc. is an idea that transcends shapeshifters in the show
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Loz fandom stop being angsty and give the daydreaming kids on big fun adventures with a cool glowing sword some actual whimsy and joy challenge
#It's like the happy media equals angsty fandom and vice versa but like. Video game series about the dreams and adventures of childhood with#A fandom full of angst and abandonment and depression and smut#It's why I don't really stay in the loz fandom long each time I circle back around#There's so much potential for good things and comfort and snuggly warmth and lightheartedness.#Like yeah messed up things happen in front of and to link but kids are resilient beasts and most importantly they fix it#He's literally wearing the Peter pan hat to invoke that sort of eternal wonder that's the DESIGN of the hat that's why it's so identifiable#Fanart captures it a lot. The gorgeous landscapes and quiet moments and dappled sunlight#But fics???? Oh lu fics are just full of miscommunication and resentment and sour interactions and pain and simmering anger#I prefer to read trusted authors because it's so wearing but the problem is you have to go out and find them lol#It's a very controversial belief of mine that every link enjoyed their adventure even if it was scary or sad and would not be averse to#Another. Oh the circumstances they might hate. But link has never been one to refuse the call#That's the POINT they stepped up when the adults couldn't it's their COURAGE that they'd be fastest to volunteer.#Unrelated but post game botk is adhd central you can do literally whatever you want and whatever pace and you just drift around getting#Distracted and teleporting all over and setting challenges and poking around every nook and cranny#Like botw I had over 300 koroks and 98% map completion. I maxed out hero's path twice over. Totk I've just been wandering around#Speed farming lynels like 17 different goals drifting from one to the other as I wish. Still missing the last 2 sage orbs NO idea where#There's like a million hinoxs now tf#loz#legend of zelda#lu#linked universe#ao3
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peepaw doodles 💛
#pizza tower#pizza tower vigilante#human!vigilante#arts#mine#smoking#vigilante#tags....#pepperman you can stay there but only bc u look so polite#working on vigi stuff FINALLY#some human designs; he is. small.#but hes more dorito shaped; broad shoulders. smaller waist. hes got tum but not as much as peppino#and hes got a biiiiit of a droopy eye. its a little hooded unless he widens them both in shock or somethin#and first panel isnt really meant to be cohesive its just doodles#but most of them (except for the smoking one) is him investigating shit he really shouldnt be investigating heehee#also dont mind the proportions in that spoopy one; i drew vigi before i was like um that would work well if he was running away from beasts#and then threw the hallway in there#peepaw what are u doin outside of ur comfy little country home.....
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i may have gotten a little too silly......
#my aunt is staying in my room the stuff in the background is not mine lmao#byler#and my shark socks as you can see i may or may not have autism#WAHHAHAHHAH
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And I saw another beast come up out of the earth...and he spake as a dragon. (Revelation 13:11)
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The Coronation of His Majesty King Bastian I - The Hour of Wolves
When he was born he was a small thing. A screaming infant, a second son, destined perhaps for military greatness, but never dukedom. Never inheritance. Never conquest.
But at the inception of the light, the birth of the world, the moment between silence and splendor when The Glory breathed across the scope of creation: he was no small thing then.
Even then, he was coming.
His rise runs with blood: knives in the back, poison, betrayal, kidnapping and vengeance.
His rise burns with greatness: glory, family, rescue, love and ferocity.
The secret world recognized him before he knew himself. A fairy witch marked his passing and offered her slender wrist for his talons. A dead sun opens its mouth for him, a vanished Christ is his counterpart, a death knight worships before him, a raven-haired little girl holds the hand of her doting and beloved father.
The world we know calls him king of France, the monarch of a seized throne, a general who has promised the great lords England on its knees.
The Devil, in his own tongue, may call him son. The Glory has said nothing.
Would you know him if you saw him? Would you recognize what he is?
Bow, while you consider, and kiss his ring. There is a crown of flame upon his brow.
#MY SHITTY LITTLE GUY IS KING OF FRANCE BABY#local worst man you have ever met receives ancient crown of charlemagne in a coup with the help of his previously-despised elder brother#god help every last person who stands in his way#he made sure the warring princes locked in civil war were Dealt With (one dead one ~conveniently misplaced~) and stood in paris#before every lord in france with the burgundian army behind him and basically dared them to tell him no#he's a big money no whammies guy so he's promised them england's total surrender within fifteen years#or he'll abdicate#he's here for a legendary time AND a long time#if he can pull this off#(lisbet has received a boon and vision from the sunflower king and invented cannon several decades early so)#(london may be in the hands of the french sooner than we think)#(but then as many would-be conquerors find - you then have the horrors of northern england to deal with)#godspeed you lunatic#I have literally never been more pleased and proud of a fictional creation of mine in my life#he's come so far and also aria and I have made something really incredible#stay tuned friends#he's only going to get worse#heretic
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It's not enough, I needed to see it! Enjoy ;) Please, please do not repost outside of Tumblr without my permission.
#rhaenys x corlys#not even tagging outside of that#if you're with us! you can get some hot other people brightly lit. everyone else can stay in their lane!#i see hotdfandom praying on our downfall but we simply to continue to be fed byeeeee#mine#fantastic bed life: confirmed
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