#you can do BOTH

[miasmaghoul]

merry crimus have some swissdew forcedfem thoughts uwu

Dew dressing up in panties and stockings for Swiss all on his own for the first time. Comes out of the bathroom all swaying hips and flowing hair, but as confident as his walk may be his face shows reservation. Flushed with nerves.

There's a bralette that goes with this set and they both know it, but it's sitting in the bathroom sink because Dew couldn't stop shivering the second he saw himself in it. It's different when Swiss isn't making him do this, and he's not quite ready for that yet.

But Swiss stares anyway, eyes wide and fangs poking out when he smiles. Tells Dew how gorgeous he looks and loves the shy way he turns his head to the side. Just for a second.

Dew puts on a little show for him, touching his own chest and legs and starting to tent the front of those lacy red panties. Swiss keeps his legs crossed and his breathing even, but everything Dew does makes him ache. He's so graceful, so fluid in a way Swiss only sees behind closed doors. He wants to memorize every motion, every twirl and bend and flick of his hair.

Dew, though, takes his silence and focus as scrutiny, and some of his already shaky confidence falters. He stands a little ways from Swiss, crosses his arms over his chest.

"Is this...are you...should I be doing something else?"

Swiss frowns, Dew shrugs.

"I can't...tell if you like it," he mumbles, embarrassed. "Lemme - lemme go change -"

Swiss reaches out then, gets a large hand around Dew's wrist. Pulls him close until Dew's standing between his knees, until he can smell something sweeter than Dew's usual cologne. Perfume? It smells like summertime fruit and jasmine and it makes Swiss throb.

"Sweetheart," he coos, soft, "you have no idea how much I like this."

Swiss guides Dew's hand to his crotch and Dew sighs when he finds Swiss hot and so, so hard behind his zipper. His cheeks go even pinker and Swiss gives him a breathless little laugh.

"Look what you do to me, babygirl."

Dew sucks air through his teeth, shudders, and as he straddles his lap Swiss silently prays he doesn't spill in his pants.

[mappingthesky]

i find it so amusing how plane is highkey very articulate and has a very extensive vocabulary, but at the same time makes up the craziest euphemisms like boochie??? goocher??? 😭

NGJDJDJS ok true. i feel like this is the perfect segue into something that i think about all the time… which is that pj went to northeastern?? with has a 7% acceptance rate or something like that?? AND graduated cum laude (which is like a 3.7-3.85 gpa). i know she’s talked about northeastern being a means to an end n all that, but the bitch is smart nonetheless. we all know she’s a perfectionist so it tracks, but still. super impressive

[talesfromarandomsapphic]

This is a friendly reminder that you can support Palestine and Jewish people at the same time. I am absolutely by no means an expert, but…

It is absolutely free Palestine, 150%

The two aren’t mutually exclusive, and Judaism is notttt Zionism. They do get unfairly twisted together, but they are not the same.

You can be for Palestine and call out antisemitism, both at once. You can do both and be against the Israeli government.

Israel has been ILLEGALLY occupying and trying to ethnically cleanse Palestine for decades, that is the issue.

[objectlovingobject]

Some computer specific objectum memes :)

the 1st one is obv specific to me bc thats uuuh my computer lol

Might make some more general objectum memes later ^^

also anyone else wanna make memes? Id love to see them ^^

[garnetrena]

hey, quick question, how many people do you follow on tumblr? i follow 370 people but i feel like my other mutuals follow way less people???

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[deedeedeedeedeedeedee]

The only thing between you and everything you want to accomplish is: tenderness of self, the willingness to be afraid, laughter, the elimination of embarrassment and passion.

[canonkiller]

but you can't keep holding on like this.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[alittleballoffire]

i really hate the hurf durf positivity memes that are like *~you are not a burden~* 😌☺️🙏 bitch yes i am. taking care of sick people is hard. putting up with and organizing your life and tasks around people who take ten times as long and one hundred times as much energy to do simple tasks is HARD. never being on time, abandoning plans, leaving early, not eating normal food, these are all things that make everyone else's life harder. I'm a burden! the point is that humans carry their burdens and always have and the way the species is designed makes this not just ethical but beneficial materially to everyone. saying disabled people "aren't a burden" is just erasing all the work caretakers do to keep us alive. the point is that everyone is entitled to be a burden, and even if you are never sick a day in your life you will still spend years at either end of your brief stint on earth being bothersome to someone else. that's normal

[foolsocracy]

identity reveals are always fun

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[blackcatcorvid]

op i have great news

born to meow forced to have sentient thoughts

[its-your-mind]