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A long time ago, you saved my life. And you offered me a home. I would like to do the same for you.♡
#bwahahaha#favorite posts#erik lehnsherr#magneto#cherik#erik x charles#charles x erik#xavier x magneto#x men#x memes#x men memes
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But what if it was all a dream
#tumblr heritage#tumblr heritage post#heritage post#color theory#color theory hospital#funny#mandela effect
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on their clit like morse code
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Has anyone ever mispronounced your last name?
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"We need to bring cringe/shame back" more like you need to learn how to sit with the discomfort of people liking and doing shit you don't like.
I myself sometimes feel it when I browse social media and then I remember that other people having fun isn't about me and guess what ? I stop feeling uneasy.
You don't viscerally need to say or do something about things you found cringe. You can just look away and mind your own business.
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I can't believe I forgot to mention that over halloween I walked past the nearby nursery and they had decorations up. and the decorations included streaks of blood on the window. really funny to me, but. guys ... LMAO maybe just put nice happy pumpkins there, instead
this comes years after I saw a different building decorated for halloween which hasn't been since, possibly due to what they did, and I still regret not getting a picture of at the time, which was putting bloodied handprints and the word "help" also on the windows in blood. of the old folks' home.
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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.
There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.
Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
#what were you doing at the devils sacrament#tumblr refs#tumblr culture#devil's sacrament#tumblr memes#lol#i should stop saying this then#then again i have a tumblr pin's#and a 'i am cringe but i am free' pin's#so i don't actually care lol
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THE RULES FOR ELECTION WEEK:
1. EAT
2. HYDRATE
3. PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE REGULARLY
4. TAKE A WALK / MOVE YOUR BODY
5. USE DISTRACTIONS FREQUENTLY (MUSIC, TV SHOWS, BOOKS, ETC)
6. SET A TIMER FOR WHEN YOU DOOMSCROLL AND THEN STOP DOOMSCROLLING WHEN IT BEEPS
7. SERIOUSLY GO EAT SOMETHING
8. TRY NOT TO GET ALCOHOL POISONING
9. BREATHE
#us politics#doom scrolling#doomscrolling#i'm so fucking anxious#i don't live in the us#but the results will affect the whole world#:/
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First time election voters psa
You are not allowed to wear your candidates gear not even a hat pin, you will be turned away and have to change outfits
Make sure you have a valid id at least in Missouri look up your states requirements
Phones might be allowed in booths but once again check with you state, most say that you can’t take a picture of your ballot
Candidate canvassers are not allowed within several feet of the polling station entrance varies by state so be sure to look it up for your state if they are breaking the law report them to polling station workers
It is public information that you voted but it’s private about how you voted, ie nobody will know unless you tell them
If you mess up on a paper ballot you’re allowed to request a new one
If using a machine and it malfunctions alert the poll workers
Polls close at 7:00pm but as long as you are in line before then, stay you have the right to vote
If any issues arises during voting contact your state’s election board to file a comlaint
Most importantly happy Election Day and vote like your life depends on it because it does
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#i don't live in the us#but i'd vote Kamala#polls#tumblr polls#politics polls#us polls#us elections#us politics
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"It is working on your body; it is working and working as fire works on the wood it consumes; as worms work on the carcass of an animal. It is working and working and its work is inevitable; it is the continuance of the fusion which has taken place; that is why the sun hurts it, for it is using all of its energy to do what it must do; and it cannot endure the sun's heat coming down upon it."
"'Or the bright light of a torch even,' the King sighed.
" 'At times not even a candle flame,' said the Queen.
Akasha, Queen of the Damned--pencil on paper
Please donate if you're able
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I am so tickled by the thought of Daniel’s family seeing him at almost 80 branch out into a new social circle comprised of beautiful men in their 20s and 30s that are also the most intense and bizarre people anyone’s ever met and worse now Dad is acting Exactly Like Them
#looooool#iwtv#daniel molloy#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#armand#diabolicule#polycule#evil polycule#iwtv shitpost
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dni unless you are a pervert who engages with irredeemable media
#dni parodies#dni parody#dni#steven universe#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#rick and morty#iwtv#irredeemable media
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not enough people get that the reason kingdom hearts is so popular is that it is completely 100% emotionally sincere about itself. This isnt the mcu, where we’re so afraid the audience will laugh at us or call us corny that we make fun of ourselves non stop, oh no. kingdom hearts completely commits to its premise of fusing the emotional power of disney style magic and optimism with final fantasy style drama and angst. And it works because they are unashamed and sincere. Thats why its so successful despite seeming ridiculous from the outside.
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