#you asked ME

[tideswept]

I think it’s vitally important that we hear more of your thots (and anakin’s 😏) on THICC obi-wan. Man is muscley and padded and Anakin is weak for it 😳

i said what i said and stand by it! 😤

#we need more of this tbh #man's a monk warrior#+4 years of war during TCW? #strong and built as hell #not shrinkwrapped #but s t r o n g

I do think his level of fitness vastly depends on what era we're talking about and this doesn't apply to AUs (unless the AU has a specific reason for him to be fit) but my guy. My guy. He is a warrior monk dude! He fights! He trains! He probably indulges in [1] terrible (and by that I mean GRAND and greasy and wonderful) meal at Dex's diner once a month and then eats almost fastidiously healthy the rest of the time.

But particularly once the war starts? There's rationing (probably with a focus on high protein) There's shortages. There's supply blockades. Stress and a highly active fighting style, training, drills, years upon years of sieges and combat. Running after Anakin. Running after Ahsoka. Doing his own feral gremlin shit. Man pulls stunts. He will jump out a window with no regard as to where he's going to land.

C A L V E S ✔️

T H I G H S ✔️

C H E S T ✔️

S H O U L D E R S ✔️

A R M S ✔️

He has them all, and Anakin is a scrawny kid when the war starts, and he's probably side-eyeing Obi-Wan suddenly filling out in ways he never did before, walking differently, distributing his weight and center of balance differently, and Anakin's not sure if he's envious or... something else.

(It's ok, Anakin. Your time will come. Your six-pack by the end of the war will be the stuff of holonet legend)

[titanias-stolen-shoes]

For the record, the pasta lady is NOT Deli's aunt Matt just got some names mixed up in the first episode. They confirmed it was just a mistake on Discord.

thank GOD. it's be bothering me so much and it was unclear whether or not that was the case. so glad they weren't that invested in making it like game of thrones

[lionloyal]

I'm curious to know why you don't like Paul from Coral Island.

Fhsjajak im mostly being petty bc both he and his wife dont like bugs and moths as gifts which i find hypocritical bc theyre supposedly wildlife documentarians or whatever

[allo-frouto]

Favorite movies.. list 5.

Cinderella (2015).

Captain America: Civil War.

Dracula Untold.

Notting Hill.

A Walk to Remember.

[idontmindifuforgetme]

i hope that in 2025 u get to take more walks, read more books, connect with more people whom u love and who love u, achieve ur goals (even if ur goals are having no goals and just living in the moment), exercise fun hobbies, move from a place of self-direction, and weave together a beguiling assortment of beautiful little moments. remember that no feeling lasts forever. love u

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[tunakitchen]

40K QBAGINA‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥💯💯💥 MINECRAFT YURI 🔛🔝

clip from @pixiecaps

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[aediondraws]

drawing happy viktor is hard because there's like no references... at all 😭

[gnusnoteunuchs]

ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!

THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:

[bethfuller]

limited perception.

find me on instagram!

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[littlemut]

[allo-frouto]

What is the first thing you see in a person? 😊🌻

Definitely their smile.

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.